r/Braincels: When i started masturbating the world population was 6.2 billion. Now the population is 7.6 billion and i m still masturbating alone instead of having sex.

When i started masturbating the world population was 6.2 billion. Now the population is 7.6 billion and i m still masturbating alone instead of having sex.

40 2018-03-26 by xenodit

1.4 billion were born in the meantime. That means at least 2.8 billion people had sex in the past 17 years. Not me though. Just sharing an incel showerthought with you brothers...

27 comments

1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26

Earth seems to be overpopulated now...Hopefully normies,chads and females will fix this problem after the Genetic Cleansing...

1 weeabaozi 2018-03-26

i thought this would conclude with you having fathered the new 1.4 billion... r/disappointment

1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-26

Those born since you started jerking off are babies or children

1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-03-26

And?

1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26

1.4 billion were born = 2.8 parents fucking to create those babies

Not the babies themselves fucking you moron

1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-26

wow such an important topic you feel the need to call me a moron over it

1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26

You thought it important enough for to reply to and imply pedophilia (babies fucking??) instead of what OP obviously meant.

1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-26

Sheesh that wasn't what I was implying but I guess I'll delete the comment if that's what people thought

1 Mest666 2018-03-26

Truth: no man was ever disappointed with masturbation

1 MortalSisyphus 2018-03-26

Turning off Reddit and going outside might help.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

going outside will get me laid?woah,how didnt i think of this brilliant idea!

1 MortalSisyphus 2018-03-26

I said it will help.

Sitting in your room will guarantee you won't get laid.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

how the fuck will that help!????

1 StoopidSeksyFlanders 2018-03-26

There are girls out there.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

Thats like saying there are planets out there,just go terraform one bro.

1 LoverMonkey2 2018-03-26

Jesus christ, you normies always give the most autistic advice.

1 Vinccool96 2018-03-26

Let’s make a metaphor.

Dude A wants some chocolate.

Dude A doesn’t go buy chocolate, but complains he doesn’t get chocolate.

Dude B tell him to go shop for some chocolate.

Dude A tell him to stop giving “autistic advice” then complains he doesn’t have chocolate.

Go shop for some chocolate. Maybe you’ll buy, maybe you’ll get it free if the employee likes you.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

Chocolate can be bought in the market,females cannot be bought,they can be rented in brothels but that's not for me.

1 Vinccool96 2018-03-26

Then you are lost!

1 LordDarthra 2018-03-26

What's and example of good advice of going out to try and get a girlfriend is "autistic"

1 cookin_breakfast 2018-03-26

Says the person browsing reddit inside who presumably gets laid since they are doling out advice... hmmmm

1 MortalSisyphus 2018-03-26

Yeah I got a wife and a career and all other basic needs met. You can be sure if I was lacking in something as basic as sex or career or a home I wouldn't waste my time whining on the internet, I'd be out busting my ass working to get what I need.

1 cookin_breakfast 2018-03-26

Lol you browse reddit while your wife sits next to you on the couch bored swiping through instagram pics of BBC Tyrones. JFL

1 JackhusChanhus 2018-03-26

Wrong as two people can have more than one kid Also wrong cos contraception

1 Dragonyte 2018-03-26

It evens out

1 hockeychick23 2018-03-26

So you wanna fuck 3.8 billion minors? K.

1 NeckbeardThingss 2018-03-26

That's a long ass masturbation session

1 Bieg 2018-03-26

This dude is a retard. 1.4 billion MORE were born than had died. The number is astronomically higher.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

true,couldnt find how many people die the year

1 frankwashere44 2018-03-26

Stop masturbating ffs, the world is populated enough.

1 xenodit 2018-03-26

how the fuck will that help!????