Here's a list of things you can't do when you're ugly.
66 2018-03-26 by kneigard83velt20
- Be an actor
- Be a musician
- Talk about your problems
- Be respected or admired in any profession
- Date
- Look at women
- Be taken seriously about anything except when people assume you have homicidal thoughts
- Post selfies anywhere, you must only have a faceless online presence
- Initiate conversation
- Go to parties
- And last; have sex
Post in the comments anymore you can think of.
193 comments
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
Well, when you write lists like this, are you honestly surprised?
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
why aren't you on a support group for fat people calling them lazy fucks
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
That would be hypocritical of me.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
DING! DING! DING!
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
The witch is dead?
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
I actually have a high IQ and know a lot about philosophy and technology. Some of the only two things where my looks don't hold me back as much. I'm still not taken as seriously as the better looking people who study these things even though I'm better than them. People have actually gotten angry at me that I knew more than them because I'm ugly. No one wants to be perceived as lower status than the ugly guy.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26
Smartcel,then
1 Labastion 2018-03-26
Smartcels are the most superior incels
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26
True,at least,he is not a complete genetic failure like me
1 Labastion 2018-03-26
Smart cels can at least monetize their intelligence. For example jack ma is ugly af but the second richest dude in china. If u ask me he is the greatest example of incel success. The whole country of china depends on him.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26
Wish I was smart at least,I'm so stupid I cannot even remember my name.
1 Labastion 2018-03-26
Bro lemme tell u something. My right ear sticks out from the side so i look like an elf. Im a 5’9 brown guy. I wanted to be chad so bad when i was kid literally ik a guy name chad. Then one day i started listening to music more specifically ye’ and i adopted his egotistical approach to life. If u are overcoinfident people will always call u cocky and arrogant. But it was those two things that made me believe that even if i sucked with girls l could chad in other areas of life. Sure chad has lots of sex but not all chads are the same. Theirs lots of poor chads struggling to make ends meat, while i can wake up and buy a new car every day if i want. I turned my self hate into self coincidence that i was invincible. I put obsession into my work and school studying business and how to be successful by developing my own perspective of the world. If u cant do something and wish u could like be good at a subject or say be a lawyer or doctor or wealthy business owner. Start small and learn the core tenets of what ur looking at. #1 the most important thing to me was a role model. My father got married at 19 and is a complete beta male. I seriously cant stand to see him be scared as shit as soon as a conflict happens. People like jfk,kanye,elon musk, vitalik Buterin, jack ma (complete incel look, 2nd richest dude in china). From there i studied their philosophy of life and they all had one thing in common, they all know this world doesn’t owe them shit, so they took not by force but with a vision to change peoples lives. Just my piece on how i stay motivated despite my appearance. A real man will always make the best of what he has and never back down in the face of adversity. Don’t believe that feminist bull shit cancer pls men built this world, men at a time when the human population dipped below 1 million survived and continued to forge ahead.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26
So,if you aren't smart the only hope is the Rope...
1 Labastion 2018-03-26
Anyone can become smart the first step is to believe that you can do it
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
You think unattractive guys don't date? Don't make music? Don't initiate conversations?
You may be a smart guy, but it doesn't seem that way when you make a ridiculous list of easily disproved stuff. Saying you feel like you're not respected because of your looks is one thing, saying that ugly men cannot look at women is just absurd and devalues your point.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
You're probably a normie so you obviously don't suffer the same consequences as I do. Step outside of your own perspective or stop replying to me.
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
Bitch please, I'm worse looking than most of the guys whose photos have been posted here :-P
And yeah, I'm a normie, but if you think that invalidates my view rather than supports it...well, what is there to say to that?
Because you genuinely cannot stand to have your perspective challenged?
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
Post pic
Yes it definitely does invalidate your view because you haven't been persecuted against as much as I have.
No, because you are incapable of understanding something of which you have no experience and conversation is futile.
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
I'm good, I know what I look like and having the venomous crab bucket of this sub try to drag me down further is not going to be good for self-esteem.
Mmmhmmm.
I feel like you're fairly close to a revelation here.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
Well there's no way you would be uglier than me. I don't insult other people's looks because that would be ironic. If other incels do that, they should probably stop.
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
It's not that they insult them per se, it's that values and perceptions of attractiveness are so skewed here. Average-to-attractive people will post a pic, and every comment will be telling them how OVER it is for them, calling them 2/10, hideous monsters, picking out random irrelevant aspects of their face like eye area or cheekbones and making out like they're this huge deal that turns otherwise attractive men into Quasimodo.
And the person who posted the pic will often be grateful for the "honesty" and the reinforcement of their own negative self-image.
1 cardstoned 2018-03-26
Okay, you just entered /r/iamverysmart territory. I respect incels and sympathize with their struggles as I was a kissless virgin until 21 years old, but anyone who mentions iq on an online forum is usually a lot dumber than they believe themselves to be.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
You think I care one bit about people who spent their limited time on earth browsing mockery subs sub as /r/iamverysmart? Nobody who spends their time on subs like that has an opinion worth listening to.
1 Rubissrox 2018-03-26
Yet spends time in r/braincels and even more useless subreddit which is basically an echo chamber and pity party wrapped up in one.
Starting to doubt that whole IQ thing.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
I get catharsis out of this subreddit. If I didn't I'd probably fight someone or hate people.
1 Rubissrox 2018-03-26
Implying the guy above you doesn't.
1 q_cbts 2018-03-26
if you are as well read in philosophy as you claim to be, you realize that there are healthier ways to get catharsis and address your issues right? hanging out with a bunch of equally depressed people, adding insult to injury, flagellating yourself without purpose, and insulting half the population isn't really helping you, is it?
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
I do a lot of things for catharsis, this subreddit is just one of them. I have a lot of negative emotions to manage due to my condition of being incel as well as other problems.
1 trevmon 2018-03-26
this sub states facts, the other mocks people for being smart aka anti intellectualism
1 Rubissrox 2018-03-26
This sub states opinions as fact to cope. Regardless it's a passtime.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
anyone who brings up that sub is a fucking dumbass
it's literally a sub for making fun of people you know irl behind their backs. it's a sub of 110 IQ sociopathic cowards. fuck off.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Maybe it's because you talk down to them? Ever think of that oh smart one?
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
They talk down to me first. I am polite to everyone who is polite to me. I am disrespectful to people who disrespect me.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Sure you are.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
Like you, condescending and disrespectful. Just how those other people I mentioned act.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Dude, people act that way to you because you seriously act like you're a victim, but in reality you act like you're better and smarter than everyone. Maybe stop acting like a victim and like you're better than everyone else, then you might actually get respect.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
I've been treated as subhuman almost my entire life, you don't get to tell me that I act like a victim.
In somethings I am and somethings I'm not. You keep trying to pin me down as something I'm not. This is why Sartre says "Hell is other people."
1 riPEEMYFARTBOX 2018-03-26
/r/iamverysmart
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
ok peemyfartbox, I should definitely consider your opinion.
1 riPEEMYFARTBOX 2018-03-26
I just implied you are very smart. You definitely don't come off as pompous at all.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
sure, because people don't use /r/iamverysmart to mock people at all.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-26
-Live,the Genetic Cleansing is starting
1 Toolman890 2018-03-26
enjoy life
1 dontcomplain1 2018-03-26
List also applies when "you are not bad looking" aka "ugly"
1 OnAllDAY 2018-03-26
I hate getting haircuts because I have to look at my face.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
Also you are forced to talk to someone that doesn't want to talk to you and see's you as subhuman.
1 KappaPride69696 2018-03-26
Can't get no free chipotle burritos if u ugly af
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
There are a huge amount of ugly actors. Steve Buscemi's made a career out of it. Granted, you usually need to be more of a bit player, but there's work.
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
And that's not even getting started on the musicians...
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
Exceptions to rules once again. We can go with a popular example, a rapper literally named Ugly God because he's ugly. The dude mogs me and is probably like 4 points higher than me on the attractiveness scale.
1 Carkudo 2018-03-26
Just googled him and he's not ugly at all, come the fuck on.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
He's socially acceptable ugly, not repulsive "get that thing away from me," ugly.
1 kneigard83velt20 2018-03-26
99% of actors are attractive. If you're ugly you have a better chance doing something that isn't so appearance based. Of course there are exceptions like Steve Buscemi to every rule.
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
99% of leading men are attractive. But that's only one kind of actor.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
WRONG
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
lol what part of that statement is wrong? They cast for type. Brad Pitt is a type. So is Jonah Hill. There's a lot of actors.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
go watch big bang theory and fuck off
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
as someone who has grown up in so cal his whole life and known tons of peopel who wnated to be actors. i promise you, that you are not going to be an actor if you are ugly. they aren't even going to look past your headshots.
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
Being conventionally attractive will embolden you to try a career in the performing arts. But the cool thing with acting is that there are parts specifically written for unattractive people.
You're not going to be a Pitt or a Clooney. You'll be a character actor or a funny-guy. But it's still work.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
you're talking out of your fucking ass right now. you clearly don't know the first thing about hollywood.
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
I mean Jonah Hill's doing pretty well in that town. In fact the Apatow Gang is loaded with pretty weird looking people. It's obviously not as straight-forward as having good facial symmetry and abs...
1 fuzzy_winkerbean 2018-03-26
Kevin James. David Spade. Clint Howard.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
Kevin James is a comedian not an actor. David Spade is a comedian not an actor. Clint Howard's brother was already in hollywood. this is what im talking about. you dont know the first fucking thing. there's a huge difference between getting into hollywood as an actor vs getting into hollywood as a comedian or through your brother.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
They both act in TV/films. What the fuck is your definition of "actor" that these guys aren't included lol? Also you know that stand-up comedy is a form of performance art AKA acting right?
JFL at how you will come up for excuses for anything that runs contrary to your world view
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
there is a massive difference between people who get into hollywood thorugh comedy vs the traditional route. i'm not gonna sit here and mind dump decades of information. just stop pretending to understand how hollywood works.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
So comedic actors don't count as real actors because...reasons?
Please, make more excuses.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
lol @ calling shia lebeouf ugly
JFL
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
He's certainly gotten better looking as he's gotten older, but he got famous for his role on Even Stevens. You tryna to tell me he was good looking even back then lol?
Oh and how about the dozens of others in that incomplete list? How you gonna cope with all those?
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
yes he was. he's always been good looking.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
So you can't actually cope with the rest of the list, got it
Disagree about Shia. He was not "Hollywood attractive" as a younger man
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
literally proves my fucking point
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
Now you're contradicting yourself, and STILL ignoring the rest of that list. Sad
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
blind to your own hypocrisy. blackpill says you can't be incel lvl ugly and become an actor. you say even shia labouf isn't hollywood attractive. yet you think you are saying something different than we are.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
Why do you refuse to acknowledge the incel-level ugly people on the list I gave? Do you have the hots for Shia or something?
Or are you just gonna give the excuse that none of them are actually incel-level ugly, even though there are dudes on this sub that are better looking than everyone on that list?
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
i absolutely have the hots for shia. don't judge me bro.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
Judging your hypocritical ass' taste in men pretty hard rn to be honest
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
shia 4 life
1 TreesnCats 2018-03-26
...They're not ugly? Olmos is probably the ugliest on that list and he's 71 years old.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
According to the folks on this sub, yeah they are. "It's over" for sub 8's after all. Shit, most of them on the list are sub 6's. And yet, they've all found success
1 TreesnCats 2018-03-26
"it's over" in the sense that you will have a hard time getting laid normally and will probably have to betabux. It doesn't mean you're ugly.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
Yeah, it's almost like the entire point made by OP is bullshit or something
1 Carkudo 2018-03-26
That's the problem, son.
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
If he's normal looking then so is the poster-boy for this sub. I love the guy but his face is put together funny.
1 NightSkyPill 2018-03-26
He was normal looking when he was young and began his career.
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26
These cucks don't know what real ugly is.
"TV ugly" is not ugly. They use average people to represent ugly people because they don't want to put actually ugly people on TV and scare the audience. Then these people grow up and think that's what ugly actually looks like and have no ability to understand incel pain. Fucking TV.
1 fluglefleegle 2018-03-26
I'd be curious to hear what you think about that kid on Stranger Things. Dude's literally disfigured but isn't even playing a character described as "ugly."
1 Thrwaway21981 2018-03-26
Cope, you can do most of these things if you careermax.
1 anniewolfe 2018-03-26
Yes. And attitude! Positive attitude, confidence, character, humour, passion for something - makes anyone’s looks completely surpassable.
1 Thrwaway21981 2018-03-26
Fuck off.
1 anniewolfe 2018-03-26
Ahhhh....You know I was agreeing with you right?
1 Thrwaway21981 2018-03-26
Yeah, but you're a normie. I don't like normies.
1 anniewolfe 2018-03-26
You’re an obvious troll is what you are.
1 Thrwaway21981 2018-03-26
Sod off.
1 anniewolfe 2018-03-26
Oooh! Scary!
1 gstvtrp 2018-03-26
Says the woman.
1 anniewolfe 2018-03-26
No wonder you guys are hopeless with people.
1 gstvtrp 2018-03-26
That's not really a valid rebuttal.
1 gregsmith93 2018-03-26
Ed Sheeran.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
idk if I would actually call Ed "ugly" though, he's a little below average for sure, and he isn't the most photogenic, but he's got that cute nerdy boy look that some girls are into... idk I think he's a little cute, it was his music video for Thinking out Loud that really got all the girls into him though I think. That super romantic ballroom dance.. it made every woman I know swoon.
1 gymcelling 2018-03-26
He's ugly in the rest of Western Europe but average looking by UK standards.
1 mronion82 2018-03-26
For the UK he's honestly not bad looking.
1 gregsmith93 2018-03-26
What do you mean by ‘for the uk’?
1 mronion82 2018-03-26
Well according to people here he's hideously ugly but he's just a chubby guy-next-door type to me, nothing remarkable compared to the men I see every day.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
the actor/musician one is a stretch.
Danny DeVito
Michael Cera
Steve Buscemi
Willem DaFoe
Just to name a few... They all made a damn good career for themselves despite having faces that look like they were hit by trucks.
Musicians have it even easier.. just be in a shitty rock band. No one cares what you look like in that scene. You can be ugly af, as long as you play decent music. Most lead males of popular rock bands are ugly. SOAD, Coheed and Cambria - their lead singer is a legit 3/10, Disturbed, Fall out Boy? every member of those bands is butt ugly. I mean shit look at Weird Al Yankovic, he's made a hell of a career for himself and he isn't even a good musician.
1 Space-Pirate-Calico 2018-03-26
Now you're just talking smack
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
are you trying to imply that Michael Cera is good looking?
1 Space-Pirate-Calico 2018-03-26
He's not that bad. He's like average looking.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
he looks like a bird person who is never going to go through puberty, he's a 3.5 PSL at BEST
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
you're making it obvious to the audience that you are a heterosexual man who doesn't knwo what the fuck he's talking about
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
lmao not even close
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
michael cera mogs every incel
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
I would guess that's true because imo you'd have to be a 3/10 or under to be a TRUE incel. A 4 or above can get laid, not as easy as an 8 but they definitely can, and do, frequently. 3 and under is where you're going to have a BAD time attracting a mate.. it can still happen under the right circumstances but it won't be often.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-03-26
It's OVER for babyfaced manlets
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-26
damn it's truly over for truecels then, because he mogs most of us.
he probably even mogs you
1 iQ9k 2018-03-26
Nigga u need to get your eyes checked then lmfao
1 OnAllDAY 2018-03-26
None of them are A list actors.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
that is true but they've all had a decent enough career and have made more money than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26
Those guys all MOG me. Do you even realize how ugly truecels are?
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
blackops is like a legit example of a 2/10 though, the bar doesn't get much lower than that barring SIGNIFICANT facial deformity. There are varying levels of ugly. a 3 or 3.5 is still ugly... just not the ugliest you could possibly be
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26
That's what real incel looks like. If you're not blackops tier, you're a fucking norman with bad social skills, volcel
1 foreignincel4 2018-03-26
this and this and this , we are fucking ugly we tried every fucnkng thing and then we realize we are in a game where no matter what we try we are stuck you just know that your life is not going to change no matter what and after knowing that you just start having an entire different mindset about life
1 Rubberbabybuggybum 2018-03-26
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3561133.1507927893!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/poriscova-p1-hus-kypros-jpg.jpg
You son of a bitch. Weird Al is a PHENOMINAL musician.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
Weird Al is a good lyricist, and he's funny. But he does parodies, that's not the mark of a good musician, let alone a phenomenal one. I still enjoy his music though.
1 Rubberbabybuggybum 2018-03-26
He's an incredible accordion player, regardless of the music style he plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qySu735V9pA
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
yeah that's pretty talented and all, unfortunately it's just not an instrument most people care about. It's like the harmonica, or bagpipes.. sure there are people out there that play them well, but even then it's not the most auditory pleasing sound for a lot of people.
1 Rubberbabybuggybum 2018-03-26
Sure. But we’re not arguing taste. Were arguing talent.
And he’s a legit talented accordion player, even if you don’t like his music style.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
I listen to Weird Al at work, makes my day go by so much faster.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Danny DeVito as The Penguin, he played that so well. Same with his character Frank. He made Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia.
1 TropicalStormJim 2018-03-26
Serj is fucking sexy, what are you on about?
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
he's a solid 4/10, but definitely far from sexy
1 NightSkyPill 2018-03-26
Weird Al isn't that ugly. He's a normal-looking guy who dresses funny to have an image and stand out. Same with most of the musicians you mentioned.
However, I agree that the actor/musician one is a stretch. Ugly people can be actors and musicians with either great talent or family connections.
1 TreesnCats 2018-03-26
"Just to name a few"
LOL keep going, please.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
Ok, maybe "butt ugly" was a little harsh, but I legit think the lead singer of FoB looks like a potato with a face.
1 TreesnCats 2018-03-26
Shoot, growing up I knew a few teenage girls who fucking loved that dudes appearance.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-26
I honestly think that's all a part of the Halo effect.. they love his music therefore they perceive him to be more attractive than he actually is. Fan girling groupies always give male band members more attention than they would ever give the exact same guy if he weren't famous and just another dude on the street..
1 NotArchie 2018-03-26
Steven hawking
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-26
is a 1 in a million exception, and he awsn't even ugly. he had a crippling illness, which actually boosted his popularity.
1 NotArchie 2018-03-26
Fair fact, but even after he became cripplingly disabled he got married and made somthing of himself and got respect. After his illness he definately was not attractive
1 trevmon 2018-03-26
his wife cheated on him they even had that in the movie about him
1 iQ9k 2018-03-26
Oof
1 trevmon 2018-03-26
best kind of beta bux = paralyzed in a wheelchair so she doesn't even have to pretend to have sex with him, is free to spend his money and meet chads off tinder
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-26
Suicidal thoughts? Good. Be gone. Homicidal thoughts? Oh yeah, we always knew. That's why we ostracized the asshole.
1 sleepingforever1 2018-03-26
Be happy.
1 xHughMungusx 2018-03-26
Danny Devito
1 h0sti1e17 2018-03-26
Shane McGowan
1 AndreMcCloud 2018-03-26
Jonah hill
1 crash11235 2018-03-26
He’s a fatcel. Decent looking after he dropped a bunch of weight
1 Needyandweedy 2018-03-26
Peter dinklage
1 DabberCoin 2018-03-26
Musician is not true, a lot of the best musicians are ugly. Look at the rolling stones or grateful dead, bunch of weird looking dudes
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
For real. A lot of musicians are not attractive. Hell, there are actors who aren't attractive. They get roles or awards because of their work.
1 DabberCoin 2018-03-26
The best art comes from tormented souls. Yeah, your mega pop stars are never likely to be ugly, but the actually good musicians often times are.
1 alec7491 2018-03-26
The dudes from kiss without the makeup
1 DabberCoin 2018-03-26
another great example. Gene Simmons arguably fucked more women than 99% of men, yet his face is ugly as fuck
1 BNEWZON 2018-03-26
This might be the stupidest thing I've ever read
1 Tutankhansetamun 2018-03-26
I know that he's not a "2", but there's no way that Post Malone is attractive.
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1 hockeychick23 2018-03-26
Cause Jack Black and Kyle Gass are so fucking sexy
1 thegillenator 2018-03-26
Extremely talented and famous singers/musicians, of course they’re sexy. Clone both of them, remove any musical talent, and assign them names like John Smith and they’d be undesirable. Dumb thot
1 hockeychick23 2018-03-26
The point is you CAN be a musician or actor when unattractive. But ok.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Dude, you can still be ugly and still be a musician or an actor. Just don't do pop music - that shits lame.
1 IWillLeaveEarth 2018-03-26
Talent. Simple as that.
1 niceoleader 2018-03-26
i lol'd at this
1 scantier 2018-03-26
Is this sub called braincels because that's what you lose when reading those posts?
1 deividasbertasius1 2018-03-26
Bra-incels. Incel brothers. You mentally retarded cuck
1 scantier 2018-03-26
Since when does bra means brother????
1 PM_ME_UR_FAV_QUOTE_ 2018-03-26
*brah
1 IWillLeaveEarth 2018-03-26
I thought the bra thing was a How I met your mother joke that died long ago.
1 BleedingAssWound 2018-03-26
Danny DeVito literally destroys everything you just posted, except I don't think he was ever a musician.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-03-26
Danny DeVito has a manly face. It's a different kind of ugly than what we talk about here. Also he's rich.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-26
True, there's manly deformed (ogre) and then there's just fucked up. At least Danny Debit has a decent eye area and a strong jaw.
1 IWillLeaveEarth 2018-03-26
Danny DeVito has charisma, unlike some other people.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-03-26
Cope. He has a manly face, which women prefer.
1 scantier 2018-03-26
He wasn't rich when they met each other.
Always excuses. A guy is short but got laid? Well he has good looks! A guy is ugly but got laid? Well he's tall!
There are plenty of unattractive people who get laid and even have a wife.
1 BleedingAssWound 2018-03-26
He got rich by being an actor, which is on the list of things he supposedly can't do. Of course, I doubt he spent on minute of his life whining about what he didn't have, he worked to get what he wanted.
1 xPeachesV 2018-03-26
Danny DeVito was a musician. He was in a group called the Pecan Sandies and got all the kids to bop with them
1 Hopecel 2018-03-26
TIL an exception disproves the rule.
1 BleedingAssWound 2018-03-26
Oh, I thought it was a list of things you couldn't do, not everyone except Danny DeVito could do. Interesting, guess everyone other than Danny DeVito might as well not try and just whine on Reddit.
1 iketoure 2018-03-26
Ugly men are comic relief
1 mu_mikami 2018-03-26
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-26
Neil Patrick Harris is ugly AF and he's a world class actor
gee not like we have 6ix9ine and kanye west
meanwhile on Braincels
just settle for the fat lonely desperate chick in the bar
you can, just don't be creepy about it
I mean, it depends where you go
no one is stopping you from doing that
yes you an
depends on the party
again.... fat lonely desperate chick
1 Vinccool96 2018-03-26
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1 jadenlc 2018-03-26
Kanye West isn't attractive?
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-26
not at all
1 seanandjay29 2018-03-26
6ix9ine isnt ugly tbh. Girls my age go nuts over older photos or ones with his hair tucked away
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-26
lmao 69 isn't ugly? that asshole is covered with some of the ugliest tattoos..... and what kinda name is 6ix9nine to begin in?
1 throwaway192200 2018-03-26
LMFAO
2018 where a blond chad like neil who mogs 99% of the planet is considered ugly. Society is doomed.
1 IWillLeaveEarth 2018-03-26
You can do many things when you are ugly, but not with that attitude.
1 riPEEMYFARTBOX 2018-03-26
Work at Disneyland
1 Gigglertr0n 2018-03-26
As Goofy
1 Gigglertr0n 2018-03-26
Uh, not really sure about some of those. Dude, I am pretty ugly or at the very most low average; like 3/10 and I have 2 kids and I have had plenty of sex since the age of 14 (28 now). I realised when I was about 13 that because I am not "handsome" that I have to drop my standards to realistic levels and after a while of thinking that (about 3 or so years) that lack of standards had helped me to see a lot more clearly. I agree with the parties part - FUCK EM!
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-03-26
Mostly true
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-03-26
To be a musician your looks are so important. The good looking actors are usually the favorite actors by everyone in this era. All the rest is pretty true for the Most part ,nobody wants you messaging them or coming up to them.
1 terminaltevarin 2018-03-26
I like how in school when we learned about Hooke and the things he did, him being ugly was almost as relevant for some reason
1 terminaltevarin 2018-03-26
JFL he was so ugly that artists couldn't decide how to depict him
1 TheShadowedHunter 2018-03-26
You can so be an actor. Just ask martey feldman.
Google marty feldman actor and ull see what i mean
1 BlindedbyOnanism 2018-03-26
Alan (Blind Owl) Wilson would probably have disagreed with you on that. Unfortunately we will never really know because he also discovered that even though he was a rock star the fact that he was fat and ugly meant he that still couldn't laid.
1 derivur 2018-03-26
whaaaaaa?
1 veronchung 2018-03-26
Hey, Hawking was a handsome man, especially before his MND started seriously affecting him.
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1 veronchung 2018-03-26
"At least at face value." I see what you did there.
1 derivur 2018-03-26
Hahaha I definitely didn't mean it that way but yeah ... :D
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
I'm good, I know what I look like and having the venomous crab bucket of this sub try to drag me down further is not going to be good for self-esteem.
Mmmhmmm.
I feel like you're fairly close to a revelation here.
1 MrTomDawson 2018-03-26
It's not that they insult them per se, it's that values and perceptions of attractiveness are so skewed here. Average-to-attractive people will post a pic, and every comment will be telling them how OVER it is for them, calling them 2/10, hideous monsters, picking out random irrelevant aspects of their face like eye area or cheekbones and making out like they're this huge deal that turns otherwise attractive men into Quasimodo.
And the person who posted the pic will often be grateful for the "honesty" and the reinforcement of their own negative self-image.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
you're talking out of your fucking ass right now. you clearly don't know the first thing about hollywood.
1 still_a_prodigy 2018-03-26
blind to your own hypocrisy. blackpill says you can't be incel lvl ugly and become an actor. you say even shia labouf isn't hollywood attractive. yet you think you are saying something different than we are.
1 Namaha 2018-03-26
Why do you refuse to acknowledge the incel-level ugly people on the list I gave? Do you have the hots for Shia or something?
Or are you just gonna give the excuse that none of them are actually incel-level ugly, even though there are dudes on this sub that are better looking than everyone on that list?
1 Thrwaway21981 2018-03-26
Sod off.
1 TreesnCats 2018-03-26
Shoot, growing up I knew a few teenage girls who fucking loved that dudes appearance.
1 Vinccool96 2018-03-26
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1 jadenlc 2018-03-26
Kanye West isn't attractive?
1 seanandjay29 2018-03-26
6ix9ine isnt ugly tbh. Girls my age go nuts over older photos or ones with his hair tucked away
1 throwaway192200 2018-03-26
LMFAO
2018 where a blond chad like neil who mogs 99% of the planet is considered ugly. Society is doomed.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-26
Dude, people act that way to you because you seriously act like you're a victim, but in reality you act like you're better and smarter than everyone. Maybe stop acting like a victim and like you're better than everyone else, then you might actually get respect.
1 veronchung 2018-03-26
Hey, Hawking was a handsome man, especially before his MND started seriously affecting him.