Introducing the auto-shower-haircut X-5000 PUSSY SLAYER. Look your best at all times. Guaranteed to get garbage bag-fulls of pussy

74  2018-03-25 by throwaway12438748142

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1  StupidassMotherfoker 2018-03-25

Broader shoulders, ++ height and perfect aesthetics. Normies were right all along

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1  AjitPaiFan 2018-03-25

Chad's days are NUMBERED. When we are 24/7 showering and getting a haircut, the sexual marketplace will be tipped in our favor for the first time ever and normies can't cope hard enough.

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1  __vs__ 2018-03-25

It worked, I got a garbage bag with dead cats

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1  CuckFestus570 2018-03-25

Where's the auto-bicep button?

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1  plantlover3 2018-03-25

LMAOOOOOOO

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1  reallyuglyasianguy 2018-03-25

connor murphy?

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1  diosdaddy 2018-03-25

Is that the You know I had to do it to em guy, but with blackops2cel face?

1  CursedCel 2018-03-25

You mean Lucky Luciano? No, Luciano is lankier, definitely not nearly as buff as the picture.

1  diosdaddy 2018-03-25

I know, I was joking about his shorts and shoes, but I forgot this sub is full of hate and admiring male bodies.

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1  Moist___ 2018-03-25

kek

1  BF8211 2018-03-25

He had to do it to em

1  KingofCool123 2018-03-25

It’s a dude on YouTube who rips off his shirt in public, forgot his name. I believe it’s Connor.

1  throwaway192200 2018-03-25

This is that cringey conor murphy faggot who takes his shirt off to compensate for his terrible social skills, probably because he doesn't even need them.

1  alec7491 2018-03-25

blackops2cel is starting to look more and more sexy in my eyes.

1  Dellarie 2018-03-25

Underrated tbqh I laughed for 10 minutes straight

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1  nicerstoragebag 2018-03-25

Blackopscel is a volcel at this point.

He could easily surgerymax and with his fame he has an advantage.