Just take more showers and have confidence bro

196  2018-03-25 by DankGokucel

32 comments

1  Nobodykers 2018-03-25

You need to take a shower while receiving a H haircut.

1  WhereDidSerotoninGo 2018-03-25

And barber should be therapist.

1  Throwaway1337145317 2018-03-25

You're volcel if you aren't benching 250lbs during this.

1  finnanut27 2018-03-25

Better be working on your game too

1  IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-25

Y'all forgot personality, the most important imo tbh.

1  [deleted] 2018-03-25

[removed]

1  Lovemesometoasts 2018-03-25

holy shit, this is amazing

1  [deleted] 2018-03-25

[removed]

1  StupidassMotherfoker 2018-03-25

I wonder if our lord and savior already knows he is a meme with an army to lead

1  Throwaway1337145317 2018-03-25

I would answer the call to ball in an a second if St.BlackOps II gave the order.

1  send_me_them_tits_ 2018-03-25

This is the only Creed I have in my life. You guys are all I have left, pretty much.

1  Throwaway1337145317 2018-03-25

Your brothers will never abandon you. No incel left to rot.

1  justthatguy4 2018-03-25

The fact that he hasn't responded might mean rope.

1  BF8211 2018-03-25

I wish I could travel to Bosnia and find the Lord.

1  aprofondir 2018-03-25

What? He's from Bosnia? That means there's a non-zero chance I might meet him

1  Stoic_Stranger 2018-03-25

No wonder you're an incel. You got it backwards. It's "take more confidence have showers."

1  Zangano1 2018-03-25

This is probably the best thing that has been posted on this sub.

1  FalloutFan2 2018-03-25

Just buy a lower pressure shower head

1  TacdeR 2018-03-25

no

1  jurvekthebosmer 2018-03-25

I'd rather pay a $10,000 water bill than take a shower that feels like a sprinkle

1  SitSet 2018-03-25

There won't be any water bill if you take COLD SHOWERS.

1  Maikowski2 2018-03-25

Truth hurts kiddos.. yes, cild showers are great. I need to get back at them.

1  incelbeast 2018-03-25

Jump in the lake

1  sciew 2018-03-25

lmao this is the typa shitposting i came here for!!!

1  Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-25

move to an apartment and shower twice daily and use real body wash and shampoo.

1  ZeroHootGang 2018-03-25

But are you learning to be 6'5, have a hedge fund and balance ten plates all spinning on a pole?

1  FEDORA_GOD 2018-03-25

JFL if you live in a country that bills you for water used rather than a flat rate

1  Destereir 2018-03-25

You mean almost every country in the world? Yeah, imagine.

1  jackmaku 2018-03-25

Daily showers, 5 member family, 2 story home double kitchen. 6$/Mo bills. What's wrong with getting billed for water used.

1  Gone213 2018-03-25

Who is this guy?

1  itsmiir 2018-03-25

who is this guy

sad

1  9gagismycity 2018-03-25

someone please explain

1  SitSet 2018-03-25

There won't be any water bill if you take COLD SHOWERS.