Things you will never experience as an ugly male
57 2018-03-24 by CamoWoobie5
A girl breaking eye contact with you because she's so nervous and overcome with your attractiveness
A girl holding lustful eye contact with you in a sexual way inviting you to make an advance
A girl thinking about you all day, and being excited knowing she's going to see you
A girl masturbating to the thought of you
A girl randomly smiling in a public place because the thought of you crossed her mind
A girl smiling when she gets a text from you before she's even read it
A girl proudly proclaiming to her friends and family "That's my man!"
A girl taking pictures with you to show on her social media
A girl obviously having a crush on you and acting nervous whenever she is around you
A girl talking about you with her group of female friends and all of them exclaiming "yeah he's soooooooo dreamy!"
A girl purposely superliking you on tinder
A girl writing about you in her diary
A girl who falls in love with you at first sight
A girl wishing you would approach her in public when you're both strangers
Seeing a girl "discreetly" checking you out
Entering a room full of people and a group of girls start giggling and give each other "the look"
A girl actually trying to keep a conversation going
A girl texting you first and double texting you
A girl thinking about your future together, and having an amazing family
A girl wanting to spend time with you just for the sole purpose of being with you
A girl who loves you for you, not for your money, social status, or place in life. She would stay with you even if it meant living on the street
A girl who makes time for you regardless of how busy she is
A girl to make you happy when you're feeling sad, just being there to hold you and listen to your every word
A girl who worries about you and your wellbeing, if you're sad it makes her sad knowing she can't help you
A girl to come home to every day, give you a hug and ask you about your day and tell you about how she missed you
A girl doing things for you just because she loves you and it makes her feel good
A girl sending you sappy love notes and texts occasionally telling you how much she loves and appreciates you
A girl who would literally die for you
66 comments
1 anonymousvirgin88 2018-03-24
I literally think about these kinds of things before bed every night. It makes for top tier suifuel.
Pass the rope, fam.
1 CursedCel 2018-03-24
Wait until 30 fam.
1 NerdyAsthete 2018-03-24
Wow...that's sort of touching and poignant.
1 CursedCel 2018-03-24
This is what makes me cry and reach for the bottle every night.
1 Lesbcel 2018-03-24
does anyone really use superliking?
1 D_Gandy 2018-03-24
For chads yes
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
you literally described my gf
1 NeckbeardThingss 2018-03-24
she hot tho?
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
she's a sorority sister......so yes.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-24
She's your sister? Sick breh
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
I'm gonna pretend you're actually dumb and not know what sorority sister means..... A sorority sisters is a member of a sorority like frat bros are members of a fraternity.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-24
Incest is not the option
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
it's not incest dude.
1 CamoWoobie5 2018-03-24
It's okay, you don't have to be ashamed of it
1 behindcloseddoors1 2018-03-24
This sub is for incels not incest you sick fuck
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
stop
1 suicidal-pothead 2018-03-24
Why are you here
1 X_lost_soul_X 2018-03-24
Because he's just barely above being an incel and he wants to be somewhere that will encourage his delusion that he's some kind of low-tier chad
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
to troll
1 sleepingforever1 2018-03-24
being happy
1 armandltr 2018-03-24
This is the type of suifuel that makes you get up from your bed and buy a rope.
1 Mach_XV 2018-03-24
That girl is out there bro. Find her. You can do it.
1 StupidassMotherfoker 2018-03-24
Yeah bro totally, that sex doll market
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-03-24
TIL this is what normaloids really mean when they say there's someone for everyone.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-24
This was actually a good post and it was quite sad as well
1 DankGokucel 2018-03-24
Fuck you man :(
1 kysacademy 2018-03-24
Or what about a girl breaking eye contact because of how hideous you are? :)
1 CamoWoobie5 2018-03-24
That is something you will experience as an ugly male
1 kysacademy 2018-03-24
True
1 alec7491 2018-03-24
Lol I remember highschool trying to text girls
"hey" "heyy" "whats up?" end of conversation
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-03-24
Can't relate
A girl has never sent multiple 'ys' in the word 'hey'
1 AliennDNA 2018-03-24
Lmao
Ahoy fellow stephen king fan
1 Amiry007 2018-03-24
Are these posts supposed to be suifuel?
1 Hopecel 2018-03-24
Lmao.
1 Incelvester 2018-03-24
This is one of those posts that pushes me closer to the edge
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-24
Stop, this is too much.
This blackpill is too potent
1 Invisible_247 2018-03-24
This one's filling everyone's tanks.
1 blade_lord 2018-03-24
Shit man, when you think about it most girls won't even experience this from guys either. I mean, have YOU ever worried about a girl's well-being and felt sad if you couldn't help her?
1 gufestus2 2018-03-24
Yes. I have all the damn fucking time.
1 CamoWoobie5 2018-03-24
Most girls have had boyfriends that do everything in that list
1 Parara_papapapaVeis 2018-03-24
We all had crushes in the past, yes
1 behindcloseddoors1 2018-03-24
Fake news. Any girl can make an online profile and experience 90% of this list within an hour.
1 SignorSolitudine 2018-03-24
Yes, I mean I think most guys and girls have
1 cookin_breakfast 2018-03-24
Spot on
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-24
I literally stopped reading because I cannot even imagine this happening
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-24
The thought of a grill rubbing her bean to me is hawt tbh tbh
1 Invisible_247 2018-03-24
Can you even imagine? Shit.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-24
It happens all the time tbh tbh I just wish knew which ones flicked their boatmen to my deranged ass tbqh
1 ItWillBeOverSoonLol 2018-03-24
Yeah yeah this is al nice fantasies but I just don't want people to be REVOLTED BY MY FACE ffs, you guys are fucking fakecels, this shit only happens to Chads, never to normies, but at least normies don't get laughed at or treated like subhumans.
1 HalloweenInHeaven 2018-03-24
Normie here who's experienced a good number of what's listed. Granted, some of it is hard to tell, because it's something a girl does on her own rather than something you can see but I could reasonably assume for some of them.
I'm not even particularly successful with women, most of them happened with the same few women.
1 SkinnyPoorAndIncel 2018-03-24
I hope there's someone out there who truly doesn't care about any of these things.
That person is truly better than me.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-03-24
Things I will never experience as an ugly male:
1 Throwaway1337145317 2018-03-24
How ugly are you? I had a high hairline (now bald), around 10 icepick scars scattered around my face, overbite, rabbit incisors, large protruding forehead, weak jaw, bad lips and that's just my face lmfao.
Despite this I have friends, some of which who are girls. Girls aren't really horrible people, it's just most people (guys included) lack any reason to be self-aware. I don't blame them or biology, my anger is directed to God/the universe.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-03-24
very
1 Throwaway1337145317 2018-03-24
Worse than me?
1 Mest666 2018-03-24
Nobody will experience femail love, as such thing doesn't exist
1 mid-terms 2018-03-24
Love is really just relentless lust. Looks are the primary driver of this phenomenon.
1 Mest666 2018-03-24
mby men can't too
1 mid-terms 2018-03-24
I think people fall in love when they're with their fantasy mate. That's why it's so rare for 2 people to actually be in love with each other.
1 Mest666 2018-03-24
After all I think men can love, there are guys who could do much better but they don't
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-24
The grim truth rears it's ugly head.
1 dontcomplain1 2018-03-24
Suicide fuel
1 throwaway-637 2018-03-24
I actually do these things. God, this just hurts me. I do feel this way and I wish I had a boyfriend as well
1 rcc6214 2018-03-24
A heterosexual relationship because the is gay as hell.
1 JackhusChanhus 2018-03-24
There’s a good load of these things I’m never gonna experience anyway... girlfriend or not
1 Treesarescary 2018-03-24
Also being able to go outside without getting looks of disgust
1 SensitiveCollege 2018-03-24
I agree with this. I'm a incel with hopes of being a chad one day, but we all can dream.
1 Prettyfly_whiteguy 2018-03-24
I'm gonna pretend you're actually dumb and not know what sorority sister means..... A sorority sisters is a member of a sorority like frat bros are members of a fraternity.