Wow You Guys are such Liars. You guys said I had to be an 11/10 to get laid and I'm only a 10/10.

91  2018-03-24 by GeneticCleansing

79 comments

And guess fucking what? I just got laid last night. Seriously, fuck you people for your lies. The blackpill is such shit. You idiots just need to go approach her. It's not your looks at all.

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Please tell me you’re kidding

Normies can't into satire without /s

Sub 30 I.Q literally mentally disabled

holy fuck can we stop with the subreddits as hashtags. it’s never once been funny

That‘s just your opinion, man.

send me a pic of your face and ill tell you why you got laid.

It's a parody from this (np link) post. It's removed now, but tldr is: 6 day old account who got a girl to walk in the park with him tomorrow. Due to that, we are wrong because "people who aren't supermodels can get laid"

I knew it! Incels are just a bunch of average looking men!

Exactly. You incels need to stop thinking that looks matter. I mean, just look at me. Completely average looking guy. All you gotta do is just approach. It's as easy as that.

Can we please ban all male model non satirical pictures? I’m sick of this gay shit.

No need to be this insecure, friend

You’re just an average looking guy; not everyone can be good looking like me https://imgur.com/a/TdgVR you’re just going to have to live with it and work on your game

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damn you mog me bro, how do I get my personality game to your level?

I was gifted; shaped like an arrowhead since birth , you’re going to have to work hard to get to my level. You will unfortunately never look as good as me but if you start doing the standard showernalitycut at least 8 times I say I can see you going pretty far. Good luck on your journey young squire

You truly are gifted, I can feel the aura through my computer screen.

Do I showernality cut 8 times a week? Or day?

8 times a week? A day brother it’s the only way. Sure, you may it’s hypocritical for me to give advice as I’m good looking enough to the point where I don’t have to follow them, but for genetic misfires like yourself it’s the only way

Ok thanks bro. I'll do 8 times an hour just to be safe.

Fuck cyborgs!

Lachowski is every white girls's dream holy fuck am i glad to be a chadlite version of him with lighter features

girl count?

basically 10 ye

you lazy bro

Proof?

I've seen pics of him, he's definitely GL. Not sure if he's a chadlite version of Lachowski, but he's chadlite.

whats a chad lite?

Yeah height also doesn't matter jack shit, like I'm a manlet myself(5'11.5) and still get plenty of pussy. Your height is not a problem, your personality is.

I honestly thought this was serious for a second, because people actually say shit like this.

I seriously say it. I'm 5'11 and i am shorter than almost every guy.

You're above average in every country on Earth

Im in an all white country with German-Celtic people. Every guy seems to be 6'1 at least. And in the Netherlands im 3 inches below average.

Hey come on, an incel really shouldn´t try to compete with German-Celtic people. Just get out.

Dude most of us are white though..

I'm Celtic-Germanic as well though, just an incel version.

move to america

I am in America. I meant im in an "all white county with German-Celtic People" i live in the mid-west

Average means that 50% of men are taller. It's over for us 5.11cels

Try being 5'9, and I can even imagine how 5'5'cels and below cope.

you probably have a good face.

FUCK OFF!

Also he was trolling.

hahAHAHAHAH OH GOD THE BAIT

He has no cheekbones he's at most a 7, i'd say a 5 or 6 actually

C O P E

Cope, they aren't deeply sunken in but steel pretty defined https://imgur.com/a/Va2P7

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True

Big cope

He also has a narrow chin. Chads have big thick chins

E Y E A R E A

Yeah he has ok eye area, certianly not 10/10 or even close

I could have sworn you were the guy that said Ryan gosling is one of the best looking men on the planet

That was me yes.

You’re blind if you think Lachowski is les attractive than gosling

This guy seems to have a terrible jawline, you can't even see it, it's asymetrical, his eyes are really squinty, his ears kind of stick out, and his chin doesn't look that big, his cheekbones also suck

You don’t need to breakdown either of their features to realize Lachowski is the better looking guy it’s clear as day

I don't think so.

Wow you really don’t have an eye for aesthetics do you?

I'm not gay so i can't really rate guys that well.

Key word: aesthetics. This has nothing to do with sexuality dumb ass.

idk looking at attractiveness of guys is kind of gay.

Says the guy that judges guys attractiveness and then suddenly calls it gay when someone disagrees with your assessment.

Ok true but I mean I'm not gay so I don't know exactly who's considered attractive and who's not. I thought Michael Cera was super attractive but I've seen him here be described as incel looking. In Youth in Revolt he seemed like a thin Chad but I've seen incel looking pictures of him

This guy can fuck any girl he wamts, look at his god tier eye area.

Whats so good about his eye area?

Doesn't matter. Canthal tilt and eye area is what matters. If an incel says it's so, it's so. :D

Canthal tilt is a meme, as long as its not negative it doesn't matter. Neutral and positive canthal tilt look the same.

Lol? Lachowiksi is probably the most aesthetic and famous male model in the world. He is a legit 9/10. Anyone who says otherwise is coping

Well sorry I don't find him that good looking. Just looking at the micro image you can tell his jaw is very narrow which I always associated as the incel jaw.

Sorry bro its over ifyoure sub11

Youre really ugly bro, work on your personality while holding frame in the shower and you will become Chad in no time. Guaranteed

Also listen to Jordan Peterson talks, and learn pua

Is he the kid from There Will Be Blood?

what a chad

I said plans would fall through and that a yes meant nothing lol and my fellow normans were triggered something awful. Gee maybe because it's what happens all the time. Teehee sure I'd love to go out!..... Aaaaand she's nowhere to be found.

mfw normies face when

Seems like you’re just jealous of the guys who actually got out of this dumb mind-state and actually found a girl

believing the only post of a guy who's account was created 5 days ago.

Kek.

No need to be this insecure, friend

basically 10 ye

I'm not gay so i can't really rate guys that well.