-Can breathe

DIS IS Y UR INCEL, LOWER UR STANDARDS TO CORPSES BROO

acknowledge our existance

Lol so were just gonna forget about vegetable pussy?

jfl if you don't jack off to /r/cutefemalecorpses in 2018

-must be white

-must be younger than me

-must weight less than me

-must be finny

-must take showers

-must have long hair blond or brunette

-must have a forward grown maxilla

-must have pct eyes

-must have clear skin

-must have nice lips

-must have small nose

-must have a nice P E R S O N A L I T Y

must be white

Nigga

sorry but white Aryan chad(lites) fuck non-white girls for pleasure but we keep it pure with children

Stellar personality

don't need good personality when i got good face and 6'4

Yes you do. Are you content with being a shitty person?

Absolutely. Women love assholes.

Nah. If that were true you’d be getting laid 24/7. It’s in no one’s best interest to hang around an asshole.

Lol I CAN get laid with women. But I hate them too much and the thrill of rejection is fun

Yeesh. That’s the worst kinda “cope”

Are you telling me I can't get laid? Want to do a challenge who outslays who?

No. Cause that’s fucking stupid. You could easily just lie.

Well go on tinder or something. I have more matches than you

I’m 15. Also tinder isn’t a good metric to show how being a cunt gets someone laid.

You're 15? Kek. You're a guy right?

Yes I am

How tall are you, what's your ethnicity and how good looking are you

That’s really creepy

so you're a manlet

Nah I’m above 6’.

Sure. Keep copeing. you're black

whites only

What should I have expected from you?

What's wrong with whites only

Not even gonna bother

then shut up

Nah

u/itsover99

No, he literally doesn't. Go read some of his posts. He has literally has been offered sex by many women.

He's not a virgin. Because he's good looking.

More brutal blackpills.

How do you know that?

I have seen his face, and I have seen his proof. Like I said, click through his profile and go through posts.

I guarantee that he can get laid much easier than you can, despite being much cockier and a misogynist.

Oh shut up. You’re definitely a sock puppet account. Only 9 days on Reddit. Pathetic.

1. That's irrelevant to what I said, retard. How about arguing against what I actually say, you fucking normshit.

2. Nope. I delete my accounts to stay anonymous. I have been in the incel community since last summer. My first true incel account was InsectWarrior. I had one here about a month ago called BitterAndSad something else. Not that you know any of these accounts, because you know nothing about the incel community. But actual incels do.

this is absolute cope what this faggot is doing. fuck normans

It's annoying. I have seen your face, you're chadlite.

You're definitely not a nice bluepilled norman either, yet you can get laid much easier than these cuck ever could. JFL @ personality cope.

This is what he looks like.

He isn't a virgin. His personality must be really great.

If I reverse image search this will I find out you lied?

u/GeneticCleansing

me and u/dontcomplain1 are legit chad(lites) but we are social and mentalcels, and autistic yet we can get girls? Stop the cope and admit looks matter more

Ha

That's not even the point. The point that you guys tried to argue that they like those qualities. How likely is it that a woman will find "Whites Only You Roastie Hoe" to be attractive.

I doubt he says that (even though he most definitely could - he is attractive enough for it to come across as alpha and dominating rather than creepy), he probably just only responds to whites lol

he is attractive enough for it to come across as alpha

TIL behaving like an animal in captivity is attractive

He's getting laid, so hey, it must be working.

How would you know? Besides that, I doubt he actually says anything incriminating to them if he did.

AF/BB is legit as fuck.

If you keep saying it’s legit than it has to be true /s

Handsome douchebag >nice uggo

That’s why you act like a shite person all the time?

Ha

ye i do. you're a nice guy beta bux and virgin what does that say

You’re making alot of assumptions about a 15 y/o to validate your shitty behavior. What does that say about you?

your copeing a lot and deny looks theory what does that say about you?

I’m coping with what?

I deny look theory because it’s retarded. Do people not have the agency to make their own decisions about a person based on their behavior now?

u/dontcomplain1 u/GeneticCleansing this norman is copeing beyond this dimensions.

I’m not afraid of your alts

holy fuck why can you not fathom the idea of handsome guys fucking girls 10x easier than ugly nice guys?

Never said that

That doesn’t make them a better person though

Also you casual hookups really don’t give you the opportunity to find out whether or not someone is a bad person

Never said that

That doesn’t make them a better person though

Also you casual hookups really don’t give you the opportunity to find out whether or not someone is a bad person

lol

we are all bots except you

Your accounts aren’t even a month old and you all apparently know each other intimately

fucking hell the cope

So everything is now cope?

you are indeed.

Lol sure

You people are born with different genetic profiles right

We need alt accounts due to doxxing from people like you.

It was an educated guess

Thanks for the conformation

In case this pussy deletes this

We need alt accounts due to doxxing from people like you.

wow you're really stupid. we need to create alts and start using them instead of our main accounts in order to not get doxxed.

Those aren’t alts. Look at the context of your response. That’s clearly not what you meant.

yeah, look at the context. "why is your account 9 daysold" -> because it's an alt to dodge getting doxxed. My previous accounts are deleted. By myself. Not because I was banned.

That’s not the context

The age of the accounts was just one of the reasons to be suspicious

Lol, I only posted this picture of me here..

No. That's what he legitimately looks like. You could check his post history too.

WHITES ONLY

10/10 personality

If I looked like that, I would only date whites too. But I know that I'm not in a position to have preferences, so I don't.

10/10

Top tier personable people in this sub.

Except he isn't even a virgin.

You're defeating your own theory there boyo.

You haven't offered any proof.

Mentalcel confirmed.

He's a big blackpill, because he isn't even an incel.

He's able to have all of these standards, be autistic as fuck, and STILL get laid (within those standards) due to his looks.

must have lower partner count than me

What's lower than zero?

-1

Does she fit these requirements?

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Yes.

I don't think these downvotes are warranted. You're a chadlite after those surgeries and can afford to be picky. You are giving any future offspring the best possible chance to be attractive because you know the advantages that it provides.

The point is he isnt incel.

Why are you booing him, he's right

I already lowered my height standards tbh, femoids have even higher standards for males and reject anything below 6ft by default.

Not true?

There's nothing wrong with having a type.

Your high standards are why you’re incel.

just go fuck a dead rotting corpse

yea no kidding, this transphobe needs to broaden his horizon. just because some have a penis doesn't make them less a girl you bigot.

you fucking virgins need to lower your standards. you're never going to get stacy!

Theyre gona fuck u doe doe

Virgin freaks get some pussy and relax for a second this shit srs

Not really. I wouldnt just date any woman because I have better options. Like the rope, the train, the helium bag....

I have a long list of requirements tbh. You might've seen the red flag green flag list. It doesn't have to do with physical qualities as it does with personality/past qualities.

Any women who isn't a nawalt isn't capable of love, loyalty, and compassion, and will definitely cuck you.

If you're an Incel looking for an LTR please for the love of god have high standards

• Takes a shower

• Cares/Loves/Respects me

That's all I would add tbh. Because being with a woman who hates me is worse than being alone.

Nah you want stacy, you just settling for plain jane.

how can you try this hard to be an incel and still be fake

or you're from iT and you're just a bitch

Check my post history faggot. I aint an incel or fagtears.

ok well

wait fuck i'm retarded i misread your first comment

anyways as long as you're not fagtears you're ok i guess

-Can breath

Personally, I no longer see this as an advantage. Which addresses your second point

Damn, such high standards.

Lmao all men want stacys. Quit coping.

Understand the concept of eating based on your TDEE

I'm really flexible on the breathing part

A girl asked me a few years ago "what's your type". I replied I'm a man and therefore not allowed to have one. I have genuinely never thought about any type. Having a type is a woman's or very attractive man's privelige

I think most men develop types based on personality traits, while most women initially build types off of looks. An unfortunate truth, but I’m sure you have some hypothetical qualities in women that would be a hard ‘no’ for you that can come to mind. However perhaps you don’t, obviously I don’t know you or your preferences nor is it my business.

When women talk about a "type" they mean attractive.

I don’t disagree, but attractive is relative to the lady. Let’s not be foolish and pretend many physical attributes attractive to women don’t overlap, but there are little differences and outliers here or there.

I think men and women are both visual to a large extent. Women place a massive emphasis on confidence and being mentally and physically strong and free of any "defects" which is why as an anxious depressed and un confident man, I am completely repellent to them despite being around average perhaps even a shade above on looks. Men place more of an emphasis on looks purely and tend to overlook any weaknesses. I've known and had good friendships with depressed women before (misery loves company and I tend to draw such people into my orbit) and they've never had any real trouble getting laid or in relationships although their issues have caused problems with said relationships for sure...

• Be age-appropriate

• Don't be fat.

I know some good looking fatchicks

No you don't.

Does the female have to be human? Bestiality is legal in some places

Maybe the reason why you're lonely is because you have such high standards Teehee.

Yeah it seems a lot of people think we only go for Stacy but for the most part that is just plain wrong. Would literally fuck anything.

What about ugly trap?

I've considered gaycel

I really noticed how many of you guys salivate for fat ugly chicks, but your list doesn´t need your women to be female. Couldn´t you just get fucked in the ass by fat ugly guys?

Don’t share your daddy issues with us.

your list doesn´t need your women to be female

Lmao you're clearly trying to not make any sense here

• fairness

You forgot

• Doesn't care about height
• Not racist
• Won't cuck me for Chad
• Can at the very least move two limbs unassisted

Now this one is the definitive one.

If there are any females reading this post, let it be known that I only require a single autonomous limb in a woman to consider her a potential gf. I repeat: I'll take cursedcel's requirements and lower them by one limb. This offer may expire shortly so don't be hasty in getting your assisted living carer to submit your application

I wouldn't fuck someone really overweight.

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Yeah I'm at about the point where I'll take anything, too lol.

I'll take anything, too lol.

Except any women who is anything less than a supermodel/the next miss America, because that would be "settling" for an ugly, used-goods "roastie," right? Let me guess, you'd only be satisfied for a 10/10 virgin slave, right?

Dumbass.

Do they plan on marriage or just losing their virginity

The fact that this is important to you before you've even met a woman is why you're single

It's pretty important to consider the goal of dating, whether you want a long term relationship or to just fuck around.

I'm not saying it's not. But marriage for life or just losing your virginity are two weird extremes that I've noticed incels fixate on. It's 2018. The girl you sleep with will have had partners before and is unlikely to want to commit to life from the first date man. Try to be less aspie

The original commenter was asking if incels have those standards (be breathing) for marriage or just losing their virginity. I think you just misinterpreted what he was saying.

Why would I care what year it is?

And yeah, of course you're not going to know if you'll get married from the first date. What I pose is that you should go into dating knowing what you want out of it. If you want to fuck, then you'd look to date a girl with a hot bod and expects life to be fun. If you want an LTR, you'll have better luck looking for a girl who knows to hold out and puts credence on responsibility rather than hedonism.

Because you'll need to understand attitudes towards dating and sex in order to successfully negotiate that world.

Using words like "hedonism" when talking about people who are cool with banging without strings attached is a surefire way to keep your dating pool on the small end. Which in turn will result in your sperging out and blaming the "femoids" for your inability to get one of them to be remotely interested in you.

It's 2018. The girl you sleep with will have had partners before Because you'll need to understand attitudes towards dating and sex in order to successfully negotiate that world.

And I do understand. Some people date for fun. Some date to find a partner. Some do a mixture of both. Some don't mind dating a woman who has had multiple sexual partners, but I do. I personally like dating girls who hold the same values as I do. I don't need to supplicate myself to your standard.

And come on, hedonism just means seeking pleasure and satisfaction. How does that not relate to sleeping around? Complaining about vocabulary is about a step up from attacking a person's grammar.

Why do you care if your partner has had partners in the past? I'm really curious because it smacks of weakness and insecurities in regards to how you view yourself vs other men. Is it that you feel less than other men and you are comparing yourself to them the whole time?

I know what hedonism means. But it's a heavy, over the top word to describe people just trying to have fun. It carries a negative connotation, but obviously you view people fucking without being in a relationship as a negative thing. Just letting you know how it comes across

Ok. So I've been reading through this sad excuse for human males and I've picked up in some things.

If you want to get a date. You have to change YOUR attitude. Stop using words like: Cuck, Chad, Stacy, Incel, femiod, and any other quick reference "slang" term meant to demean another group of people, while attempting to keep yourself off the roof for another day.

Focus on YOU first, recognize the things you might need to change about you. Then maybe go a date it two. For example seems like a few of you might be depressed. Get some help for that! Battling weight? Same thing. Reach out to another human and ask for help. Lastly, if you game as your main activity. Switch it up. Game less. I dropped the gaming completely and starting dating within a month. Now I'm married and my wife and I are buying a house next year.

To clarify: The issue I have with gaming was always the hateful side of the communities. You surround yourself with all that hate and pent up sexual frustration. it's bound to rub off.

In all serial I'd want her to not be a feminist, be shorter than me, white, and younger than me or close to my age.

That’s why you act like a shite person all the time?

Ha

I’m coping with what?

I deny look theory because it’s retarded. Do people not have the agency to make their own decisions about a person based on their behavior now?

It was an educated guess

Thanks for the conformation

In case this pussy deletes this

We need alt accounts due to doxxing from people like you.