As if you disgusting pieces of shit could end up as more than pigshit and dirt-feeders. Hurry up and do what you must so some flora can feed on your remains, so your body can finally contribute to something purposeful.
I wonder if the concept of religious ascension, or theosis, to a divine inner state was all a cope by ugly people who had no choice but to become monks or religious ascetics. While it is often ironic today, the concept/joke of "ascending" because of virginity in an ascetic lifestyle crops up independently countless times.
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1 CursedCel 2018-03-23
I would get into Shaolin martial arts but since I'm an adult already even if I managed to get fit my bones wouldn't be flexible enough. Feels bad.
1 Madeon929 2018-03-23
It’s never too late....
1 CursedCel 2018-03-23
Maybe you're right. I've always liked Wuxia so being a Kung-Fu master sounds like a dream
1 DarkLord0chinChin 2018-03-23
BJJ and Boxing
1 Zangano1 2018-03-23
Maybe with enough cope one day ill become as big as blackops2cel.
1 half_acre_lot 2018-03-23
Lol Raidencel
1 onestepcloser2daedge 2018-03-23
he became a space god?
1 Currycell92 2018-03-23
True ascension. St Blackops2cel smiles on us.
1 [deleted] 2018-03-23
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1 alec7491 2018-03-23
So i mean if woman have forsaken you and free time is a plenty. Might as well master the blade.
1 AlreadyOgre 2018-03-23
This is lifefuel
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-03-23
Unfortunately, Buddhist monks are gay as hell. They love washing each other and giving handies and blowies.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-23
That is what you call a Millenial Bromance.
1 chubchub17 2018-03-23
1 derivur 2018-03-23
hypersexual warrior of the Gods
That's reserved for Chad though
1 [deleted] 2018-03-23
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1 AlexanderQadim 2018-03-23
I know, right? Being a reject gave me a lot of extra time to get good at video games.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-23
Dude, just play Killing Floor, get kill some fucked up looking zombie creatures.
1 opsecincels 2018-03-23
How do u make these I want to join too
1 [deleted] 2018-03-23
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1 The_Incel_Slayer 2018-03-23
As if you disgusting pieces of shit could end up as more than pigshit and dirt-feeders. Hurry up and do what you must so some flora can feed on your remains, so your body can finally contribute to something purposeful.
1 Aveepy 2018-03-23
Are you okay?
1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-23
Ban this cunt
/u/AnathematicAnarchist /u/Board_Gaming /u/PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER /u/sc2isadeadgame /u/Cristalline144hz
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-23
this doesn't work if you do more than three people
and each of their four accounts (so far) has been permabanned
1 derivur 2018-03-23
Fuck you man :D
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-23
You know, that's a bit harsh.
1 Its_mOnq 2018-03-23
Mortal Kombat is the shit
1 incelbeast 2018-03-23
That editions Chad vs virgin mk edition
1 Redcherry42 2018-03-23
right.... ehm.....
1 boredyeah 2018-03-23
As much as i love incels... Jesus christ who has the time to make this shit
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-03-23
Incels
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-23
literally what napoleon and stalin did
1 NokiaMasterRace199X 2018-03-23
Honestly by the time you reach the highest level of Shaolin your mind will already be focused on other things than having sex or not having sex
1 cartersweeney 2018-03-23
Chad looks like he's in Right Said Fred LOL
1 DryYard 2018-03-23
I wonder if the concept of religious ascension, or theosis, to a divine inner state was all a cope by ugly people who had no choice but to become monks or religious ascetics. While it is often ironic today, the concept/joke of "ascending" because of virginity in an ascetic lifestyle crops up independently countless times.