How Chad makes roast beef

33  2018-03-22 by HuHuHaHaHa

75 comments

well its kinda logical... just as if you gauge your ears with a huge size. you end up all lose and floppy.

r/badwomensanatomy

Ear lobes and vaginal tissue are VERY different. Compare to dicks, for instance. A dick cannot be made larger by pulling and yanking on it. It stays the same size no matter what. Dicks and vaginas are made of very similar tissues. What happens to vaginas is that the muscles weaken (after having a baby for example), causing the feeling off looseness. Fortunately, kegel exercises fixes this issue of done consistently over time.

thats not how it works at all. dicks can be made larger by "pulling and yanking on it", its called jelking and has history dating back millennia. although i dont support that because it can cause issues.

Jelqing doesn’t work and is dangerous. The guys on the smalldickproblems thread can tell you how ineffective jelqing is.

well if you say that, then i can say for a fact pussys do get worn out and beat from overuse and large penises. your logic is all over the place. you cant have the cake and eat it too.

It’s not. My logic is accurate and on point. Dicks don’t get bigger from tugging, vaginas don’t get bigger from dicks. What CAN happen to vaginas is muscle over-stretching (childbirth) which, as I explained but you conveniently didn’t read, can cause the loose feeling (you wouldn’t know because you’re a virgin, but try to keep up). That looseness is easily corrected over time by kegel exercises.

this isnt for debate. male enhancement is a very real thing and jelking is one technique (i dont support that shit tho). so is vaginal cavity getting worn out and lose, that is actually a fetish some women have. im not joking. its physics 101, if you take something and repeatedly stretch and wear it out, what do you think it will stay the same? no lol, it will get permanently damaged.

The only thing right in your comment is that this is not for debate. There currently is NO such thing as male enhancement. You CANNOT enlarge the penis. Even if you were able to jelq it to 0.25cm longer, you will never add girth to it. If you have a tiny prick, you’re stuck with it.

why are you speaking on things you clearly have no knowledge about? stop being ignorant.

I have more knowledge of this than you, clearly. Just because you don’t like what you’re reading doesn’t make it any less true. Sorry buddy, your dick is tiny for life.

wtf... k then.

Jelqing has no effect but is also dangerous and can permanently damage a penis.

Normie logic everyone

Yes, it is logic, and accurate logic at that. I think all of you should try jelqing so your dicks will be tiny AND non-functioning, not that a tiny dick serves any purpose anyway

Repetitive strain can permanently physically alter the penis but not the vagina

t. Male feminist

The penis requires the functioning of a delicate and unique internal vasculature system, and has all the important nerves along its surface. It is filled with countless sensors strongly discouraging a man from doing anything that could potentially damage said tissue.

A vagina is a muscle tube somewhat analogous to the gut, and is designed to shove an object 10x larger than a dick could ever be out over the course of up to 24 hours, and then go back to functioning as normal afterwards. The nerves involved in female sexual pleasure are largely located in the labia and surrounding tissues. There is little enervation of the vaginal walls themselves.

They are totally different structures. If a woman tried to jelq her clit (the closest remaining penis-analog) there would absolutely be consequences, but that's not what is done when someone just has a lot of sex.

Her pussy literally fell out from chad pounding. reading this legit made me gag. reminds me of a certain someone u/Touchthefuckingfrog

I would say you are in for a world of disappointment when you finally lose your virginity but there is no danger of that happening.

The woman I end up with won't be an old bitter craz like you, that's for damn sure :)

You won’t end up with anyone but your hand and damn do you live on this sub? Do you have any life?

You won’t end up with anyone but your hand

Now now, you know that's not true. I am a young male in 2018. The future is mine.

and damn do you live on this sub? Do you have any life?

Did you forget I'm an incel? This is where I come to socialize :)

Awww cute you think you have hope...

ropecels are coping. there's always hope in life as long as you have time. i will absolutely find somebody who loves me and understand me

Hahahahahahhahhahaha ....uh huh that is um very likely, keep the dream alive.

Thanks. If even you managed to find someone I know for damn sure I will lol

Nope, I have the vagina magic on my side.

Oh no.. seeing someone admit their only worth is having a vagina is kind of too real for me.

i'm sorry i cornered you into saying that. i feel bad lol

Do you not understand sarcasm? Oh dear you are in dire straits.

uh, sure.. sarcasm! we'll go with that 😃

At least they're admitting it now

Nope just me because my vagina is actually magic.

Says every chick ever. Odds are, Chads just use you as an easy, generic lay.

Ah no I haven’t been near a Chad in 12 years. That is kind of the point of the whole happily married thing.

You won’t. You’re short, ugly, and have a shit personality to top it off. Knowing you will be alone forever puts a big smile on my face though!

Wow bully much

preach. Even if u have to drag ur piss covered corpse through the sewers, hopecel.

THATS NOT HOW VAGIBERS WORK

She prolapsed. The muscles in the pelvic floor get weaker if you don't use them. If you don't keep up with kegal exercises, or so something to keep them busy (IE: Sex), this will happen.

nice try but in the comments she says she's had regular partners before this one. GTFO

Didn't specify how much. Regular to some people is once or twice a week. Regular to others is once or twice a day.

delusional normie excuses lmao

I'm not a normie. I'm autistic, and believe it or not, a pretty active incel poster in another life. There's a reason I understand the slang mate.

oh so you're a delusional beta orbiter making excuses for roasties when faced with hard facts. lmao

First of all, beta males don't exist. That study was flawed, and based on animals in captivity rather than a natural herd or pack.

Second of all, I'm not an orbiter. I've only ever actually tried to shag one of my friends once, and that attempt did indeed work. I don't sit about waiting for a woman to shag me - I just ask. If they say no, I move onto the next person I meet who interests me. I can only think of one instance where I've asked twice - and that was a special circumstance (They moved away pretty quickly after I met them, and I asked before they were moving. When they came back, asked again, got my hole.).

First of all, beta males don't exist

https://i.imgur.com/xX7mlRQ.png

They don't. The poor bastard who wrote that study spent the rest of his life trying to discredit it, because he knew it was flawed. Look it up.

how can beta orbiters not exist if i'm replying to one right now

check mate atheists

Yeah that’s cool but you’re still a faggot in our eyes.

lol and this right here is why no one takes y'all seriously. using derogatory, homophobic insults. get bent.

normie..

that person literally used the word faggot to try to make someone feel bad. If I'm a normie because I think that's bullshit, then fuck, I guess I am lol

that's not why i called you a normie.

you ignored the proof in the OP and just focused on this one incel to discard the rest of us.

so, normie pls..

Lol @ still thinking that the word fair still has a connection to gay people. Maybe you're the homophobe

y'all

Opinion discarded.

Oh god please don’t no 😂✌🏻

LIFE FUEL!!!

Beef n cheddar

I would recommend electro-shock therapy

you'd need an entire power plant to get that roast beef back to speed

"1.21 Gigawatts, Marty"

link, motherfucker

No. Let's not brigade other subs.

why, fuck that stupid rules, I can post wherever I want

Probably genetic or due to injury. Women's pussies can take a beating normally.

This is at the peak of my disgust. This makes me want to vomit. Disgusting slag.

God damn

just lol at not having a big dick in 2018

ACKTUALLY THAT'S NOT HOW VAGINAS WORK #BADWOMENANATOMY AMIRITE GUISE

"tissue protruding from my vagina below my urethra"

did the person who wrote this have to consult an anatomy diagram to write a description of someone "discovering their new labia", because that's what I'm getting out of this. The urethra is totally hidden by the clit and its hood from the user's POV, and basically never exposed.

No man, the urethra is an itty bitty hole directly before the opening of the vagina. She is saying that the tissue that makes up the walls of her vagina is protruding. She could easily feel this or get a mirror to see it.

My point is why TF would she be using the itty bitty hole to locate something when the clit hood is much more obvious?

I think the post is a troll trying to establish credibility for the idea that labia are formed by vaginal prolapse. It doesn't read like someone with female anatomy describing something happening to their own body.

I think you could be right about them being a troll; However many people do not know the terminology for the different parts. For instance, I was not certain what part was a labia until a few years ago. Some people call the entire female crotch a vagina not knowing that the vaginal canal is it's own thing. If the post is real it might be a rare circumstance, because honestly I have never heard of this happening before.

YEah! That's what's getting me - if she can ID her urinary outlet, it really seems like she should know the names of the more familiar small parts.

I laughed.

When I banged my girl after we broke that pussy was so tight. New guy had a small cawk lol. That shit stays stretched for at least a day or two I think.

All y'all need to take some anatomy classes because that's not how vaginas work.