It's over for birdcels

204  2018-03-22 by alienfanboy

52 comments

Birds are blackpilled.

Swallow the bird pill

Grey-rumped swallow

The grey-rumped swallow (Pseudhirundo griseopyga) is a species of bird in the monotypic genus, Pseudhirundo, in the family Hirundinidae.

It is found in Angola, Benin, Botswana, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Ivory Coast, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Kenya, Liberia, Malawi, Mali, Mozambique, Namibia, Niger, Nigeria, Rwanda, Senegal, Sierra Leone, South Africa, Sudan, Swaziland, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia, and Zimbabwe.


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femoids just don't change across species, they are all terrible

Couldn't you actually unincel yourself from where you come from. I swear i heard there's a man drought in Australia... Or is it currently just a chad drought that all these femoids are lacking?

The latter.

It's always a Chad drought.

just checked. definitely just chad. 98 guys for every 100 females and females are complaining. this is what people don't get. if the shit just magically got reversed one day, and women had to compete for men. they'd be protesting in the streets.

Doesn't matter shit to the bird, he can do what he wants. Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.

Sir i am an expert in bird law

IANABL

Imagine for a moment being a male bird without the brightest feathers. That is our lives.

Tips for the questioning normie lurkers.

Female birds literally just sit and wait for male birds to come to them, show off colors, and dance. TUTORIAL MODE.

this is a females world, thats why they call it mother nature.

Father time takes it all away eventually.

Dating is a numbers game fellas. Eventually youll find your Stacy, and at that exact moment, she will have found her Chad.

Until she meets Chader who is 10x richer, 6 inches taller, and is basically Jimmy Garropolo. Then it's over for Chad.

Love is the glue thatll hold you two together my man. Love is the glue.

Are you even trying?

In 2018, Chads are getting cucked. It's over.

birdcels > cuckatoos

. Yotta>Zetta>Exa>Peta>Tera>Giga>Mega>Kilo Chad

Unless you're yotta chad it's over.

Dating is a numbers game fellas.

That’s exactly the reason that created this problem. Guys ask out anything with two legs and a cunt. Roasties get approached by hundreds of men so they become more picky.

LMFAO and people think we're so different than animals.... SWALLOW THE BLACK PILL

I prefer the red pill but to each their own i guess

I am a purple pilled black piller tbh tbqh tbh

But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 🎵💊

Red pill = blue pill.

yep. just trying to rearrange the same beliefs. oh being a nice guy didn't work? what about being a bad guy? redpill is the worst cope. i saw a thread where a dude wrote a guide to paying to go to strip clubs for the sole purpose of not paying to get a lapdance.

You sir are incredibly ignorant and whats wrong with not paying for a lap dance getting what you want from women without having to spend money is the best way to do it

Most strip clubs have cover charges. You're paying to not buy a lap dance.

birdcels need to gymcel to get a female bird

She will hold out for chad, but her male offspring will still inherit her birdcel features and dull feathers. A new generation of miserable males brought into this world to humiliate themselves with their beta singing. Most of them will end up windowing.

This is why incels > incelcucks.

her male offspring will still inherit her birdcel features and dull feathers

Perhaps a biology class is in order.

If her sons are high E they'll get dull girly birdcel feathers. It's over man.

A) You have no proof that bird is ugly to other birds.

B) Lots of birds are very sexually dimorphic. A dull brown peahen will have male peacocks with lovely tails.

"Hey bruh, you just have to stop shitposting on the interwebs and get some hobbyez" - r/BirdcelTears

"just go out to the bird feeder and try to find someone to talk with. How do you know she won't like you if you haven't even chirped at her?"

this sounds like solid advice. what if there is a bird out there who likes the way you chirp, but you never know because you never try to find out.

who cares if you have a receding peacock feather bruh just take a bath in the bird bath. just lift some twigs bruh.

in my head rn I have an image of a bird lifting some twigs, and it's so cute

he just needs to shower

https://i.imgur.com/uMsRkAL.png lol

Guys go easy with birdcels.

targeted harassment of dull female birds lol

could be its own post

This makes me laugh since Cuck originated from the Cuckoo bird. You should post memes about it now that /r/birdcels is a thing.

Thought it originated from ‘cuckold’

Cuck is just a short way of saying cuckold. The word cuckold comes from the Cuckoo bird since it's a parasitic bird who lays it's eggs in the nests of smaller birds so that they can take care of a chick that isn't theirs.

indeed it is

Brutal bird pill

I’d like to see it’s bird meat flaps