Hello, fellow incels! Women reject me because of my bad personality, neglecting the fact that I'm handsome, and employers refuse to hire me due to my multiple felonies. I'm jobless and without a girlfriend. It's over for us handsome personalitycels.

99  2018-03-21 by IlliterateAndProud

151 comments

non-whites can only slay if they look like this. They may cuck reddit normies if they are tall and have muscle but otherwise it's

O V E R

It's not only over, for ugly short ethnics it never began.

Half ethnics can do OK. Most of my slays have been whities.

And we have average white guys slaying all over the place. Average white guys are all Chad

It's true. Someone has to fuck the 1-4/10 women who think they're next in line for royalty.

slaying

I don't think this word means what you think it means

White genes are Chad genes. I'd you see a white who's ugly it's because his whore grandmother was raped by a brown person and destroyed the lineage.

Ahahahahaa keep telling yourself that, bud.

Cope

He's done bad things but I do like how good of father he is to his sun

cope

How? I'm not excusing his actions but he's a good father

You're being blinded by the halo effect.

I'm not, am I not allowed to appreciate felons who still step back into the role of a parent?

You literally have never met him

On his ig he posts about how he loves his son and takes his son around the world

LMAO

You fall for fucking virtue signaling posts on IG? silly girl

Hey you can't say he isn't a good dad because you don't know him irl. I'm just using evidence

do YOU know him IRL? he can post how hes an innocent philanthropist who dindu nuffin as well. jfl if you take social media at face falue

Falue?? I don't take it 100% but why would he bring his so to Germany or Paris France, if he was a shitty dad?

value*

you think just because he brings him to other countries he's a good dad? lol

Lmao my parents would never take me to such places that young

maybe because they weren't able to? you know traveling costs money and takes time, right? they're not shitty parents just because they didn't take you to other countries

I'm not saying they're shitty they're amazing actually. We also are a tres tres well off. They went all around Europe and Asia without us, most parents don't enjoy taking their kids on trips like that because we get annoying lol

Having lots of money =\= being a good dad you dumbass

My parents have a lot of money and we didn't go to Paris. Also like I said I'm making assumptions based off his ig

you're one of the lowest IQ femails who posts on here. Jesus.

Your evidence is "he says he loves his son" (in reality: the evidence is that he's good looking)

What about the real evidence? Like you know, he's a convicted felon who cheated on the mother of his kid.

He's still in his sons life after all his bullshit. Most felons leave their kids behind or hurt them even more.

proof of both of those pls?

Instagram story

great proof, 15 year old. great proof.

go back to your room before i call your daddy up and tell her you've been a bad girl

Lmao whats he gonna do? He's Tyrone

Lmaoo you follow a felons Instagram?? Wow.

Lmao, I also follow rappers and an ex stripper. Guys follow all those soft porn accounts and all those "fitness" models. Guys just don't like non sluts

Who's the ex stripper?

Cardi B

A heck of a tongue. She looks like Niki Minaj.

Eh, facial expression wise yes

So you're looking at their higlight reels in IG as evidence.. I thought you were different for some reason, guess not.

I'm just saying I respect that he still around in his life, I never said he was a good person

You have no idea how good of a parent he is.

All you know about him is:

he's a convicted felon

he cheated on the mother of his children

he's good looking

due to the last one, you "respect" him.

H A L O E F F E C T

I can't fuck with a cheater, but he's still in his sons life and not a deadbeat dad

He was in prison thats the definition of a deadbeat dad.

But he still came back

He cheated on his wife. What kind of father does that?

lol you following this guy? THE MEEKS AFFECT

What was it again

200 weeks

One Meeks

400 weeks I believe.

Ah

I love your flair brocel, real talk. But if that isn't a troll lol at the hamstering. You can almost see that clit quivering in her yoga pants when she talks about him, I bet.

Kek, I couldn't really handle reading much of what she posted.

I know these cunts say pretty much whatever pops into their heads online, but when it comes down to it, they only get ladyboners for Chad

No doubt man, they just go for the best and usually can at least get a lay out of it, the fee fees get hurt when Chad won't commit though. It still pisses me off that a 3 or 4/10 womyn gets to date a 6+ guy somewhat easily. As far as smv, if we talk about it as far as the ability to get sex, these bitches all essentially have the same SMV. Guys will fuck anything. Relationships are another issue, but cry me a fucking river, a kind looksmatch would probably actually be the best candidate for a good boyfriend. Dating in general and this whole dance is just fucking retarded.

Relationships are another issue...

I've considered this before.

I came to the conclusion that, for lower status males who are also non-attractive, things probably take an even bigger jump in hypergamy when moving from sexual market value to relationship market value. That is the relative differences between SMV and DMV for each sex is probably larger for males among the class of people I mentioned.

It's hard to quantity SMV, and probably even harder to quantify DMV, but the two concepts are pretty strongly related since sex is such an important aspect of romance (especially among young couples). This would signify a brutally grim relationship-scape for incels without decent income or significant ability in some other area.

clits don't quiver, maybe start there

Running around committing felonies and singlehandedly tearing his family in half by cheating on his wife with some heiress slut isn't exactly the pinnacle of fatherhood, but I guess he deserves some credit for not totally running away as is apparently the standard for fathers in the enlightened year of 2018.

I know, I'm just giving him a semi props for not abandoning his kids like some people do. I never said he was father of the year or good man soooo

How is this guy handsome?

You're judging him from a male perspective. Men often appreciate different features than women.

I'm pretty sure I'm judging him from a female perspective and he really doesn't look hot enough to he a Chad. His face is built on sharp angles all over, the tattoos do him absolutely no favours, his lips are really big and throw off the rest of his proportions making him look even stranger.

Again, you're judging him from a male perspective.

I am a girl. How can I judge from a male perspective?

This guy is a famous model, your "unique" tastes are irrelevant

How tf is he a model?

More like how tf are you incapable of identifying a good looking person when you see one. lmfao

Different tastes.

Aren't you a guy tho

No I'm a girl.

Jeremy Meeks (guy in pic) is a model. How low IQ can you get?

This dude is literally a convict that got money and requests for sex from his thousands of adoring fans, and proceeded to land a modeling job straight out of prison.

Proof that you can be A LITERAL CRIMINAL and still do better than ugly but decent incels as long as you got face.

Wow. Those people are messed up...

those people

t h o s e people

You mean femoids? Because, and you must understand, this is a common thing that happens often, even to school shooters and serial killers.

Yeah there is a subculture of people that admire famous killers. It does include guys by the way.

Look at this roastie trying to deflect guilt from her gender.

Yeah because most women don't like criminals.

Fucking lmao sure I'll tell that to my middle school oneitis next time her drug dealer boyfriend hits her and dumps her.

Right because you having an example of someone who does like a criminal totally diminsohes my point.

It wouldn't if there weren't so many stories exactly like mine.

Women like abusive, foul, violent men, but only as long as they look 10/10.

There are a lot of stories but there are also a lot of romantic stories. It's all based om analogies.

Women aren't a hive mind.

If women cared about anything other than looks, there would be no incels.

No. Because there are women that choose to be alone. Also you're more likely to find older guys going for younger girls which creates an uneven distribution of men going after the same group. Thus creating incels.

They choose to be alone until Chad comes along teehee

They might choose to be alone because of standards, or they've become jaded, or because they're scared of heartbreak or literally so many other reasons.

standards

Can't get Chad

they've become jaded

Chad won't give them a chance

scared of hearbreak

Chad left her for Stacy and she's afraid Chadriguez, Chang, Tyrone and Abdul will, too.

literally so many other reasons

WAAAAAH WHY DO ONLY SUB8 SUBHUMANS WANT TO GIVE THEIR UNENDING LOVE AND ETERNAL FIDELITY TO ME

Jfl, this basically proves bluepill men have no idea what makes a man attractive. They probably think a beard and some trendy glasses makes you attractive. ATOMIC RED PILL: Sharp angles are very desirable on a man.

Ummmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Um I AM a girl. Wtf are you talkimg about?

LMFAO. You're calling a handsome guy ugly and claiming to "judge from a female perspective" even though you're not a female yourself. Just Fucking Lol

I am a girl. Wtf are you talking about?

Low IQ femoid strikes agaim

Formerly imprisoned Meeks is being hired by top tier agencies for modeling, getting paid $$$, and fucking a billionaire’s hot daughter (while cheating on his wife), and the Normans are calling him ugly because #MeeksHasGreatPersonality doesn’t fit their worldview.

this guy could snatch your mom out of your fathers hands brah.

Shit, Meeks has fallen to sub8 status in early 2018.

Time to hang it up, boyos

that's what she said about 5/10 guys, he doesn't qualify

By 2020, every man on earth will be sub8

Soon, females will rate 100% of men as being below average attractiveness, kek

Holy fuck it's over

You as lying if you say you wouldn't fuck him on sight

He's not attractive to me and I dont like criminals.

You're likely a land-whale who pre-empitevely excludes men of a certain attraction level as a coping mechanism for avoiding the fact that you will never be able to pull a man that looks like that.

Basically, you say he's not attractive because you know he would never be attracted to you, so by excluding him first you save yourself the cognitive dissonance. It is the same as saying "I'm not fired, I quit" after your boss fires you. Trust me hon, it's not your choice.

I don't care if he's not into me. I don't say attractive guys aren't attractive because they wouldn't like me. I like tonnes of attractive guys and male models but this guy doesn't do it for me.

He mogs 99.9% of the population, except other models. Even then, who knows? He might even mog a few models im not sure.

I don't think he's attractive. You have your own opinion of him but his face shape is weird, his lips are huge and his neck lools weirdly big for his head.

Its fucking over if a roastie doesn't even find JEREMY FUCKING MEEKS good looking.

If this guy isn't handsome, Are we just not alive? Are we not even human? We are not even the same species as MEEKS JFL

Wtf just because I find him unattractive it doesn't mean everyone else automatically goes to a lower score. He just looks weird to me.

Fat cope, you know you would let this guy objectify you, you just know there would be no way in hell you would have a chance.

I would not. He's not hot at all to me. Robert Downey Jr is hot, young Johnny Depp was hot. I do not find this guy hot. Is that so hard for you to understand?

Lol stfu roastie, this guy most definitely mogs RDJ

Not to me. RDJ is hot and I love his hair. This guy just looks too angular and sunken in in places

Sign of masculinity. Most of us wish we had his angular face and bone structure

You can have too much of a good thing. Look at gigachad. He's thoroughly unattractive despite having traits that are typically seen as good

Gigachad( if we are talking about the same thing) is fucking fake. Meeks is real. And I would jump off a bridge if that meant I could have Meek's bone structure.

Can you shut the fuck up already bitch? Young Johnny Depp was "angular" and had "sunken cheeks". Face it, bitch. You're just trying to be "teehee different". "I'm not like other girls". Yeah, he's attractive, and regardless of whatever stupid cope you're telling people on here you should go the fuck away. Women donated him money so he can get out of jail on bail. And no woman would shut the fuck up about how good looking he is. Degenerates worthless whores. I fucking hate you all.

No I'm not. Young Johnny Depp was angular in a didferent way. I'm not trying to be "not like other girls", I'm trying to get how this guy is apparently so atttactive to others.

If you really hate what I'm saying stop replying.

How about you stop posting here period? Fuck off. We don't need your shitty input.

I don't need yours either yet here we are.

Sweetie, I belong on an incel sub. You don't. You're just here to because "Hurrr I'm a female! I offer absolutely nothing, but here i am teehee! I'm different incels! Look at me! Female!" Fuck off, bitch.

Dumb ass bitch

Meeks could manipulate your ugly redditor self into raping a child with him if he so pleased and you would become his personal marionette until the strings snapped from your overweight female redditor body

KEK. This is obvious bait and people are falling for it.

You can't be this retarded. Low effort bait

I had no idea incels had such strong feelings for how attractive they find some men. Maybe there’s a solution here? Time to man up, boys!

If this guy is unattractive to you, i need to rope

Not even giga-Tyrone can win with these femoids

No you don't.

He mogs me by 6.5 points

Me finding him ugly doesn't mean everyone who sees themself as uglier than him magically goes down points.

Yes it does.

No it doesn't. Like I'd say Robert Downey Jr mogs him by at least two points. Does your rating change according to your opinion of him?

Downey is also a Chad, so not really.

He does look pretty good for a brit, gotta give him that.

Objectively, quit coping

Lmao, this is a quality post actually

Prisoncel

Lmao, normies don't understand that this is satire.

I see this sort of comment on almost every satirical post on here and it always makes me wonder..

What are you basing that off of? How do you know who is upvoting and who is downvoting the posts? And what's "over" for them? Is it insinuated on this subreddit that "normies" don't understand sarcasm or ridiculously obvious satire?

What are you basing that off of?

Comments like this:

He's done bad things but I do like how good of father he is to his son

How is this guy handsome?

Because normtards like you outnumber incels 2:1.

There is no logic to what you're saying. This is a subreddit for incels. The incels are obviously upvoting it. You're claiming the "normtards" are also upvoting it as well because they don't understand the meaning. That would mean there is no way to tell which upvotes are coming from who.

And then who's downvoting it?

Cute name-calling btw, bby.

This has been reposted at least twenty times, nigh on every normie understood it as satire from the first time it was posted. Get a grip, your life is a joke.

Only instance where being a fakecel is nice:

He's probably better looking than you

No they didn't, you retards are unable to understand satire without /s marker as evidenced by your sub

Whose sub

I'm beginning to think that Incels want to fuck this guy far more than any woman. Like seriously, he's probably learned some decent man on man moves in prison. May be you could hit him up?

yeah well ur double gay XD

haha those guys are fags, amirite?

He has hundreds of thousands of likes on his insta photos, a modeling contract, mainstream media popularity, and a billionaire gf.

Yet we are the ones that are hung up with him.

lol

i mean you guys are pretty hung up on him to be fair

As a man comfortable with my sexuality I don't feel uneasy calling handsome men, handsome.

Your closet homophobia, hovewer, saddens me.

...

Holy shit, you just managed to make the least self-aware comment on the incel sub. Congratulations!

"You pointed out another man is handsome, you must be gay or something"

(Proceeds to suck dick)

You guys are really funny lately. I like the jokes.

Ahh Meek, the living blackpill.

Blessed is Jeremy Meeks, for he shall inherit the Earth

Lol, personalitycels. More mythical than the unicorn.

Ummmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

LMAO

You fall for fucking virtue signaling posts on IG? silly girl

Lmaoo you follow a felons Instagram?? Wow.

Um I AM a girl. Wtf are you talkimg about?

Ah

Yes it does.

So you're looking at their higlight reels in IG as evidence.. I thought you were different for some reason, guess not.

I'm just saying I respect that he still around in his life, I never said he was a good person