u/hating-life

132  2018-03-20 by Subhumanvoice

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The absolute peak of comedy.

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Mods here aren't on your side, dude, don't ask them for anything.

I'll only ask face_sitting for a date. Finest gas giant I've seen.

No.

Imagine being so devoid of an identity that you have to try that hard to fit in a group of male subhuman virgins. KEK

except i dont talk to chads or pine after them. i want a man with a mix of alpha and beta traits.

AKA "I want a kind chad that won't pump and dump me teehee"

Stop trolling you are Male

I will date you. If you decline you are volcel.

i want a man with a mix of alpha and beta traits.

Can you be more specific?

for example

alpha: leader, dominant sexually

beta: loyal, not promiscuous

Those are not beta qualities.

yes they are. true alphas usually don't commit. they usually have side chicks/mistresses if they do appear to settle down.

Testosterone in this country has been going down, and promiscuity up, so that does't make any sense to me. An alpha is a leader, not a psychopath.

You have some weird ideas about men hahaha. This is what women who read incel posts must feel like.

Loyalty is definatley a beta quality. Alphas with status and power are not loyal because they have options.

Look at Donald Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John F Kennedy, Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, etc. Etc. Powerful alphas cheat regularly.

I'm all of those things but I'm an inch shorter than you'd like. Guess we were just never meant to be.

a healthy man wouldnt be on here

Mentally healthy or physically? You damn well know I'm better off in both than you.

A healthy girl wouldnt either. You seem like nothing more than an attention whoring insecure bitch. I bet you are a skinny little faggot giving himself a boner by collectinf be beta orbittors..

How the fuck is being loyal and not a man whore beta? So being a decent person is beta?! Wtf. This is satire right?

because betas create comfort in women

So being considerate of others and respecting the person you’re in a relationship with is beta in your book? I think making sure your partner is cared for in all areas, including emotionally/mentally is alpha.

I thought so too, but it's not according to TRP

Well the fact that it comes from TRP ideology and makes no sense, makes sense 😂

reading trp

you are an incel so how can you judge trp

what did she mean by this

also why won't you answer me when I ask you to PLEASE be my gf

Would you like getting to know me? I'm the most fiercely loyal black man you'll ever meet and I can be a leader when I'm comfortably knowledgeable about the subject at hand. That à good enough "mix of alpha an beta"?

Lmao why are you reading TRP if you're supposedly a teenage girl

im 20

Ok well why are you reading TRP? That doesn't make any sense haha

that is me be my gf

Will you PLEASE be my gf? This is the THIRD time I'm asking. I can offer you all thevbeta qualities you want and none of the alpha ones

i want a man with a mix of alpha and beta traits.

If you were truly incel, then you can't afford those standards.

Yeah dude, that’s gonna be really hard to find. I can’t lie and say I’m all that stuff because I kind of am not. Also no, I am not an incel. But anyway, finding a man like that would be rare. Alphas do usually go around with more women than betas do. I do have beta and alpha qualities, but... I dwindle in stability and fleet a lot. Relationships aren’t my thing.

I appreciate u/hating-life's trolling the way I appreciate nasty cheap beer.

Speaking of;

i want a man with a mix of alpha and beta traits

lol. This is art.

Aka; bets enough to think I'm a Stacy.

Uglr girls are the worst

This is true.

Don't give that LARPer troll any attention.

A tactic that should be applied to many regulars here tbh

Im convinced he's some bored guy just roleplaying. There's no other way.

nah. my girlfriend (from the Philippines, no less, where getting married/pregnant early is common) knows some 30+ incel women. they both are from well off families, in a fancy law school. and rather fat.

one of them just got a boyfriend a couple months ago, and still hasn't had sex.

you guys really are constructing a bubble. gotta be careful of that.

30+ incel women

Incel women or virgin women? There's a huge difference?

This. I have no doubt that there are a very, very small number of incel women somewhere out there, but most virgin women are virgin by choice. Just fire up Tinder and 99% of women can get a date easy.

as i said one of them just got a boyfriend for the first time, and he's yet to have sex with her. even virgin women have boyfriends.

you can try to make this about 'choice' all day long but free will is still a myth, and using it will only allow you to construct bubbles that don't accurately depict reality.

if have to choose between female or male incel, someone who wants that level of intimate connection with someone, but can't get it, for whatever reason. i'd rather choose death. you trying to make your situation sound worse doesn't change my perception of the general problem. .

She's an incel! Sure she has an actual boyfriend who validates her, which is what incels actually want... But they haven't had sex! She's incel, I swear you guise!