A cucks dream come true

154  2018-03-20 by Chef_Lamar

68 comments

eeeewwwwwwwww

something to keep him at bay while Chad fucks

Dude, if he's fucking your wife you should be getting at least a PS4.

Kek

But I actually like the switch

The switch is great

As expected from a cuck.

There’s a difference between liking the Switch and freaking out like a fucking child over it.

I’d probably hit the nae nae and the whip if i got the switch tbh

Hit a fat ass dab while your at it please

Nothing wrong with a switch(used my income to buy all the new consoles). Post is more about a sugar daddy...and his 'adopted' child.

All I’ve bothered with on the switch are Zelda, Mario and play-laying-down Skyrim. Which more than justifies the purchase imo bc those are all great. Should I buy anything else? There don’t seem to be any real must haves beyond that rn

All justifiable IMO.

Would you be interested in Splatoon 2? It's a third person shooter but the game is really only multiplayer biased (noticed that all your titles are single).

The recent Kirby game is not bad if you like Kirby (despite it's always easy difficulty). Other than the ones you mentioned, I have Splatoon 2, XenoBlade 2(kinda meh), and the next game I'm planning on getting is the Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze re-release. There's also the new upcoming Smash game.

No IT buy their bulls a switch.

Not just switch man

The absolute state of sub 7s in 2018.

what is up with numales and the switch? lol

I don't think you guys quite don't understand how truly black pill this is. Not only is he a cuck, but look at the original picture he always wanted a switch. But that rasis the question why has he never bought it? The reality is that the woman spends so much cash on herself and her boyfriend she won't even let him have $300 for himself. The second black pill is that the switch was bought with his money. So remember to the people at IT your wife allowing you to spend a few hundred dollars of your own money is cause for celebration.

So remember to the people at IT your wife allowing you to spend a few hundred dollars of your own money is cause for celebration.

How does "this other dude bought me a Switch" translate to "my wife allowed me to buy myself a Switch"?

Because there is a 90% chance that the switch was bought with his money. He may as well have bought it himself.

I cannot fathom how you'd reach that conclusion.

I can't fathom how you cant fathom that conclusion

I imagine it rests upon one of those "obvious" conclusions so common on this sub but inexplicable or ridiculous to normies. Like, the assumption that his wife is paying the guy for sex and he uses that money to buy the husband a Switch, or something similarly convoluted.

It's not that black and white. Husband gives money to wife (because they're married) and wife is a sugar momma to the bull she's fucking. She's gives him gifts and money cause it's exciting, and bull buys the cuck husband a switch, with some of said money.

I've lived in a predominately blank neighborhood and I've seen this type of thing all the time. Just because your life is all roses and dandelions doesn't mean that the notion above is "outlandish" check your privilege normalcunt

Just because your life is all roses and dandelions doesn't mean that the notion above is "outlandish" check your privilege normalcunt

Until you got to this point, I was considering that there might be edge cases where what you were saying was true, but if you're honestly suggesting that what you described is common and everyday then...wow. Among the (relatively) tiny percentage of people whose fetish is for cuckoldry, and the falling number of women who rely on a husband's income rather than having their own, it just doesn't hold together on any kind of wider scale.

I didn't say she relied on the husband income you retard, have you never given money to your significant other? If not then is the concept of giving your loved ones cash really that crazy to you?

For what purpose? Seriously. Your scenario assumes husbands just give their wives money, just because, but in real life people don't tend to be so carefree with their cash.

Whoever is the bread winner in the family will be the one to be leeched of off. I'm going to assume you are single and don't know any couples outside of your small social circle

You're exactly correct aside from being wrong in every single aspect :-P

Maybe

Definitely

alright then

You're welcome to believe what you like, but a few other incels have stalked my posting history for whatever reason, so maybe they could enlighten you?

That's kind of a random comment to make, but if anyone is personally harassing you then feel free to ping me or use the report button

That's kind of a random comment to make

Not really? I've talked about my family here before, so if you wanted to know about it instead of insisting I'm single and know no couples outside my immediate circle, the information is available.

but if anyone is personally harassing you then feel free to ping me or use the report button

Nah, no harassment, or at least none that goes beyond what's considered casual conversation on this sub. Just a few people who've gone into my post history looking for stuff to use against me :-P

r a s i s

God damn being a jewish male sure sucks

Lul

jfl if you bought a nintendo switch

Switches are great.

Definitely true that Switches aren't for incels. A portable console that you're encouraged to be social with; not exactly a great fit.

tfw actually like nintendo games and wanted to get a switch but don't want to be considered a cuck

I will never forgive cucks for this. I'm okay with being considered autistic for playing pokemon, but I'd rather die than be a cuck.

letting the opinions of those who hate you determine what video games you play

I'm on board with the whole black pill but this is fucking insane and makes you even more of a cuck than if you just bought one.

just get a switch and play it in private, problem solved.

like what you like and don't worry about other assholes. I'd have bought one just to play a new Harvest Moon game but the one they're about to release kinda looks like shit tbh..

besides, only a true cuck would let the opinions of others dictate what he gets to enjoy so, I have some bad news...

The real fail is god's saying the nword

>the nword

By "nword" do you perchance mean nigga?

I had you for making me laugh when I have the flu and coughing makes me feel like someone’s shaking a bag of razors in my throat.

There's that stupid ass "please punch me" smile again

It's the numale smile.

Scientifically proven to be common in low testosterone and non leader omega males.

It's why you've never seen chad do it. It's not hard wired into his brain.

This is a meme,that guy doesn't have a wife lol.

Heeelllo new meme!

I mean, at least Tyrone got him a switch.

implying a black bull would have the monies to buy game consoles

Cmonbruh das racist

Why would you post this on Snapchat? We used to men once!

because it's a joke

do you have a brain?

funniest meme I’ve seen so far on here lmfaooooo

Because no one can take a joke.

Yay! Now he’s got another way to watch Blacked .com !

Getting a switch is just a cuck cope.

the console cucks.

Peak soyboy

consolefags lol

Of course he would get a faggot console like the switch

I got one. And that shit only has 2/3 good games. I'm a fucking rere

r/woooosh

Guys chilll. Smash bros is coming out this year

Definitely