(#TrueStory) I Tried to Buy Some Condoms From Walgreens...
33 2018-03-20 by TheEndIsComing29
19-21 year old purple haired femoid is at the counter.
She looks at the condoms.
Then back at me.
I smile nervously
Back at the condoms.
Then back to me.
"Just one second sir there seems to be a problem with your debit card".
She heads to the managers office.
I can hear what sounds like her reporting a crime to the police.
I try to leave.
Automatic doors are locked...
Cops arrive.
I'm beaten by Chad Cop and Deputy Norman till I'm black and blue.
I'm arrested for attempting to plan and conduct a rape.
Purple haired femoid spits on me and shouts " I hope you rot creep".
Chad Cop gets a blowjob from femoid before taking me away.
Deputy Norman records it.
I'm taken to county jail for holding and am allowed 1 phone call.
I post this thread on Braincels instead because I have no one to call.
38 comments
3 BF8211 2018-03-20
Lmao you know that scene in The Pianist where Adrien Brody gets chased out of the apartment by that woman when she learns he's a Jew? That's what life is going to be like for subhuman men in the next 30 years.
1 theugliestofthemall 2018-03-20
hahaha that movie was well shot though
1 plasmaniac69 2018-03-20
r/thathappened
1 Incelvester 2018-03-20
r/IncelTearsDontGetJokes
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-20
This.
1 plasmaniac69 2018-03-20
I didn’t know jokes began with “#truestory.”
1 TheEndIsComing29 2018-03-20
Are you fucking stupid? lmaooo
1 plasmaniac69 2018-03-20
Explain your fucking joke then? It’s not a very funny one. Maybe it’s just cause I’m a normie
2 hashbrowns10301 2018-03-20
its meant to be ironic/sarcastic you fucking donut
1 TheEndIsComing29 2018-03-20
Woah there boyo calm down. Its not my fault you were born a dumbass and never grew out of it.
1 TruthInBlack 2018-03-20
Low IQ IncelTears posters are too dumb to detect sarcasm without a /s
1 EntroPete 2018-03-20
If I told you that shooting yourself with small caliber bullets gives you a resistance against larger bullets and added #truestory, would you start shooting yourself with a .22?
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-03-20
seriously? no shit
1 TropicalStormJim 2018-03-20
I bet you felt so smart linking that subreddit.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-03-20
embarrassing low iq post
1 Salvador66 2018-03-20
So you went from incel to incell.
1 TheEndIsComing29 2018-03-20
At least here I don't have to suffer from the temptation of femoids.
1 TsarHarkinian 2018-03-20
good one fam
1 deylukup2me 2018-03-20
the future of cels in 2030
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-03-20
Brutal condompill.
1 prophetpepe 2018-03-20
not too far fetched tbh fam
1 vvvvvvvvvvv11 2018-03-20
Dam, it's over.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-20
This is the future for chadville.
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-20
Damn boyo....its overrrrt
1 hashbrowns10301 2018-03-20
2050 incels be like
1 Anunkash 2018-03-20
I order off Amazon because no store near me sells condoms small enough for my penis.
1 NullityChronos 2018-03-20
Tbh this is why I order off amazon
1 ChadsHouse 2018-03-20
But why were you buying condoms? Did you plan on filling them like water balloons and throwing them at Chad on his date?
1 AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-03-20
This is a great idea
1 birtopia 2018-03-20
I’ve had worse
1 Shashank_Narayan 2018-03-20
Nice story. Well written.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-20
Yeah that so totally happened.
1 LORD-THUNDERCUNT 2018-03-20
Wow, look at fuckin Albert Einstein over here
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-20
You are cunt so you did get that right.
1 LORD-THUNDERCUNT 2018-03-20
And you’re the retard who takes an obviously satire post serious
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-20
Ooh someone is butthurt. Is it because you took it seriously and can't handle it?
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2018-03-20
You must be autistic
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-20
Because that's an insult?
1 Bugsy_Corleone 2018-03-20
Lol what is satire
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-20
Clearly incels don't like being called out and have to switch it up.