Normie here, this is why y’all are Incel
112 2018-03-19 by RippedRichAndGod
Y’all need to listen up, inceldom doesn’t exist ok. I mean, do you really think that the reason y’all can’t get laid is because y’all’re ugly?
I know an ugly guy, he’s a pretty short 5’11, and he still got a relationship no problem at all. It’s almost as if you need to try a bit harder and get out of your mom’s basement. And yeah, he got a relationship no problem. He just had to ask, and ask, and ask again. And after 5000 attempts and standing frame finally a beautiful obese single mother decided to marry him. Six months later he was divorced after she was caught sleeping with a semi-pro quarterback, but he just has to keep trying again.
It’s not y’all’s looks, y’all. It’s your attitude. You gotta leave the basement and go out. At least, that’s what I’ve heard, I prefer to spend my time down here laughing at y’all while my SO parties with her guy friends (they’re just old friends). But you really must go out. I don’t, but you must. It’s Just sad spending your days with y’all’s pity party. Seriously, who spends their Friday night online with a group of sad virgins? I mean yeah I do but I’m laughing at y’all hahahahahaha...
So that’s why y’all’re Incel. Now if you excuse me, my wife’s son is crying and she’s too busy partying with her platonic male friends to help. See y’all.
88 comments
2 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-19
RRI back at it with the immaculate normie impersonations. Welcome back brother
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-03-19
he’s RRG now. he’s ascended
1 half_acre_lot 2018-03-19
WELLL HOWWWWWWWWDDDYYY PARTN'R
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
YEEEEHAWWWWWW , I DIDNT CATCH Y’ALL THERE PARD’NER. I WAS WONDERING, IFF’N YOU DON’T MIND, IFF’N Y’ALL WAS INCLINED AS TO COME TO MY ROOTIN TOOTIN SQUARE DANCE JAMBOREE. WE GOT KEYLIME PIE AND RODEO DUNGAREES. YEEEEHAWWWW
1 sharkb8master 2018-03-19
Weren't you the first one to respond to y'allposters like this?
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
I think so, I’m glad it’s become thing lmao.
1 sharkb8master 2018-03-19
Ah, I still remember it. Good times.
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Truly they were. I hope good times await us once again soon
1 incelbeast 2018-03-19
Great meme lmafo
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Thanks bro. It always makes me laugh when responding with it to a y’allposter.
1 incelwriter 2018-03-19
incelistan save us
1 incelbeast 2018-03-19
AWHHHHHH SHITE Y'ALLL BETER BE NOT TRYING SHIT
1 birtopia 2018-03-19
Thank bo2cel you’re back. Absolute legend.
1 toastyroastie123 2018-03-19
The only hope Is the rope My final cope
1 ScrewWomyn 2018-03-19
This sub is slowly getting closer to what r/Incels was, I hope we don’t get banned before getting there
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Don’t Worry; there will be somewhere else to go.
1 KhalilYousuf3 2018-03-19
When will incel.life replacment be ready?
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
It could very well be up and running this week. I’m working on a reveal/exodus plan
1 KhalilYousuf3 2018-03-19
nice, nice!
1 CursedCel 2018-03-19
Please let us all know when it's ready, and thank you for your efforts and love towards the community.
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Of course brother. I have loved this community for a long time, I hope with this some of that love can be repayed.
1 superman1145 2018-03-19
This, looks like we are winning the battle of incelistan
1 fuckitidunno 2018-03-19
Becoming what /r/Incels was is exactly how you idiots will get banned. But hey, maybe this is just the reddit version of Darwinism, do the same retarded shit that got you banned once and predictably get banned again. Congrats. But, as a consolation, you get to feel like even greater victims.
1 not_good_looking 2018-03-19
Maybe, just maybe, you will still be a virgin after Braincels is banned.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-19
Y'ALL INCELS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-03-19
YOU'LL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SHOWER
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-03-19
NORMIES DID 9/11
1 LordDarthra 2018-03-19
Oh ha ha a sarcastic post
1 NoTimeForCucks 2018-03-19
its called a joke
1 LordDarthra 2018-03-19
This whole sub is a joke. These kindsvif posts literally male up 99% of the place
1 NoTimeForCucks 2018-03-19
sure
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-19
He's..actually not wrong there, fucking kek. And he doesn't even realize it.
1 just_for_the_record 2018-03-19
Normies don't read. They just look for clues and upvote lol.
1 CalebHeffenger 2018-03-19
Yeah we do. Idk about normal, I'm voluntarily celibate, had some severe mental health issues about a year ago and don't want to deal with a relationship, but I do read, interesting sub btw, I'd say your point of view is understandable and to some extent justified, but not in the way you seem to think it is. Sex isn't what life is about, "Chads" just get higher billing on tv and make it seem more important than it is because they have no brains. Most of you guys well get laid eventually if you try, but you'll be surprised by how disappointing it is.
1 RIPMYPOOPCHUTE 2018-03-19
Dat roastie
1 just_for_the_record 2018-03-19
just try harder bro
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*iC0UjKDxFViE3XZuk6MMUw.jpeg
1 rifain 2018-03-19
Try to diversify your posts. It's always the same crap.
1 NerdWerl 2018-03-19
The irony
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-19
Your gf is out partying without you because you forgot to shower
1 Needyandweedy 2018-03-19
You forgot about hobbies, everyone knows that you need to have a minimum of 15 semi-pro hobbies you're into before girls approach you. Just now I had to go pick up my wife's son from soccer practise.
1 KGBFriedChicken02 2018-03-19
False. You need hobbies, because nobody wants to be with someone who has no life at all, but it doesn't matter if your a complete ameture, as long as it's a hobby. Find something you love, get involved in it. If you go to clubs for that thing, and to events, you'll meet women who have similar intrests.
1 Dellarie 2018-03-19
My only hobbies are vidya, shitposting and LDAR, are there many women who share my interests?
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-19
Oh there are certainly women out there who play video games and shitpost. They just have much higher standards. In fact, they'd reject you even faster if you're an ugly nerd.
1 KGBFriedChicken02 2018-03-19
It doesn't matter. If there the right person for you, they wont care what you look like. It may factor in, but it wont make or break your chances
1 KGBFriedChicken02 2018-03-19
Probably. I'd try going to gaming conventions and similar events. Just meet people, hang out and enjoy yourself. Eventually a girl will be interested. Signs to look for: she's touching you a lot, like as much as possible, she laughs at every joke you make, stuff like that. If you think a woman is interested, ask her to get lunch, or coffee, or see a movie, see wherd it goes from there. The important thing to remember is if things don't work out with one woman, try with others, dont just give up
1 willengineer4beer 2018-03-19
Got to practice at those hobbies. Girls only like guys who have great skills. I recommend bow hunting.
1 quantumpencil 2018-03-19
This is the most ridiculous counter argument. Of all the advice touted around here, hobbies are the most foolproof and have the highest success rate.
I'm 5'9'' and until I was 24 I was thirty pounds overweight.
First girlfriend at 16, met her in student orchestra, impressed her with passionate/decent dance moves later. Second girlfriend at 18, met her in freshman math class Third girlfriend at 21, met her at fucking LEGO club Fourth girlfriend (and wife) at 24, met her when we were 22 in the dining hall. We became close due to shared musical interests and a love of 90's video games.
All of these girls were far more attractive than me. While I'm very well off now I had no money before I was 26.
Sure there were plenty of rejections, but so what? There are a lot of girls, by not wallowing in sadness whenever I was rejected, because I filled my time with things that made me happy. I both enjoyed my life more regardless of whether I had a girl at a given tie, and ended up finding all of the meaningful relationships that have influenced my life.
Ditch your excuses; the reason you can't get a girlfriend isn't because you're not 6'', or your jaw isn't square enough, or any of this nonsense. It's because your a seething conduit of self-loathing which IS universally unattractive. People want to be with happy people who have something to share.
1 behindcloseddoors1 2018-03-19
You will never be able to relate to us. Advice that works for you will never work for us. We are fundamentally different people and you are just wasting your time here.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-03-19
You literally prove it's all about face. Most people here aren't fat.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-03-19
Yeah no. Stopped reading there
1 aldjfh 2018-03-19
How do you approach women at any of these hobbies? When I'm in math class In thinking about doing math. Not getting women.
1 Needyandweedy 2018-03-19
Listen to the people
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-19
That flair made mah day, my dude.
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
;) soon brother.
1 ToFapNoMorelsTheGoal 2018-03-19
Is that site actually under development right now?
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Yes.
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-19
what site?
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
;) It's almost ready. I'll PM you when it's up, if you're interested.
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-19
yeah, whats the site about?
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
It's a recreation of the original /r/incels, free from reddit's tyranny.
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-19
nice :)
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
I'll PM you when it's up.
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-19
k
1 arabicMorty 2018-03-19
Y’all
1 SetoXlll 2018-03-19
100 no’s but the 101 can be a certain yes! Keep trying homies
1 JackhusChanhus 2018-03-19
Are these threesomes
1 Ninjakilla_X 2018-03-19
If I took a shot every time you said "y'all, I would die to alcohol poisoning...
1 DankIncel 2018-03-19
This what Roasties who are giving us "advises" or strawmanning us use. Every time.
1 KarlEss 2018-03-19
That's the joke.
1 incelbeast 2018-03-19
"Howdy"
1 KGBFriedChicken02 2018-03-19
Seriously. Just keep trying. The number one issue is confidence, try taking a kickboxing or self defence class. No matter how hard it feels, keep pushing until you've gone at least a month. If you don't like it by then, try something else.
But nothing helps confidence like knowing you can floor 90% of the poeple in any room you enter.
Women are people, with their own wants, beliefs, live, feelings, and thoughts. Remember this, and it will be a lot easier to interact with them.
1 JustAnotherLapras 2018-03-19
This!
1 ivoryjubilee 2018-03-19
gonna have to ask for a source on that one I dunno man
1 hashbrowns10301 2018-03-19
ROOOTIN TOOTIN POST YOU GOT RIGHT THERE PERDNER YEEHAAAA
1 Rokey76 2018-03-19
I don't believe for one second this post wasnt written by an incel.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-19
TFW you can only sparsely score the most obese, ugly wymyn on your dating app.
TFW your wife has male friends. Just LOL.
1 Lord_Of_Orangered 2018-03-19
YFW complaining because you can’t get a woman bc you’re a sad nasty bag of venom
YFW ur girl will never have male friends bc you’ll never have one (probably never meet the blonde virgin you want with no friends)
P.S. Just wanted to let you know you’ll never meet a girl like that. You all want some beautiful virgin who you can just abuse and use, but a beautiful caring girl has sex in a relationship and y’all call em beat n shit. Like dawg you’re not the only one who wants/deserves sex.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-19
I can get a womyn. My wymyn do not chill with other men alone, they'll get an earful, at the very least, if they do. I actually just rejected a virgin recently, I require sex in a relationship. Taking a girl's virginity does not interest me like it does other men.
1 Lord_Of_Orangered 2018-03-19
Dog lmao.
wymyn
I’m sure you turned down a virgin recently, are they just falling on you? Dude your posts both came across as incredibly rude, I’m shocked if you’ve ever even caught whiff of a female, let alone are in a relationship with one.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-19
Fuck a whiff, you ever had the poop dick?
DAWG
1 Lord_Of_Orangered 2018-03-19
DAWG
no bc i ain dippin in a fondue pot
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-19
Hope your girl doesn't like her ass ate out. Otherwise y'all may have a tiff and she come across a nigga like me and you lose your fondue pot bro.
1 Lord_Of_Orangered 2018-03-19
OOF
OUCH
OWIE
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-19
Eat some ass, it's good for ya.
1 Lord_Of_Orangered 2018-03-19
Now I haven’t? 😂
1 WaylanderTS 2018-03-19
I eagerly await the day one of you bothers to open a dictionary. At least then, one of you might understand that Y'all* is a valid contraction of "You All". It is used in England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Ireland Ireland, Australia, Canada and New Zealand, in addition to the USA.
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
YEEEEHAWWWWWW , I DIDNT CATCH Y’ALL THERE PARD’NER. I WAS WONDERING, IFF’N YOU DON’T MIND, IFF’N Y’ALL WAS INCLINED AS TO COME TO MY ROOTIN TOOTIN SQUARE DANCE JAMBOREE. WE GOT KEYLIME PIE AND RODEO DUNGAREES. YEEEEHAWWWW
1 WaylanderTS 2018-03-19
You are fucking retarded.
1 Nordicist1 2018-03-19
Except I'm from England and have been to wales, and have known scots and irish, and they have never said Y'all and anyone saying ya'll would get a lot of strange looks. Stop generalising, idiot.
1 botcel 2018-03-19
Howdy pardner, y'all call me?
Here are some blackpill truths:
1 HalcyonGD 2018-03-19
Brutality
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
;) soon brother.
1 RippedRichAndGod 2018-03-19
Yes.
1 KGBFriedChicken02 2018-03-19
False. You need hobbies, because nobody wants to be with someone who has no life at all, but it doesn't matter if your a complete ameture, as long as it's a hobby. Find something you love, get involved in it. If you go to clubs for that thing, and to events, you'll meet women who have similar intrests.
1 willengineer4beer 2018-03-19
Got to practice at those hobbies. Girls only like guys who have great skills. I recommend bow hunting.
1 quantumpencil 2018-03-19
This is the most ridiculous counter argument. Of all the advice touted around here, hobbies are the most foolproof and have the highest success rate.
I'm 5'9'' and until I was 24 I was thirty pounds overweight.
First girlfriend at 16, met her in student orchestra, impressed her with passionate/decent dance moves later. Second girlfriend at 18, met her in freshman math class Third girlfriend at 21, met her at fucking LEGO club Fourth girlfriend (and wife) at 24, met her when we were 22 in the dining hall. We became close due to shared musical interests and a love of 90's video games.
All of these girls were far more attractive than me. While I'm very well off now I had no money before I was 26.
Sure there were plenty of rejections, but so what? There are a lot of girls, by not wallowing in sadness whenever I was rejected, because I filled my time with things that made me happy. I both enjoyed my life more regardless of whether I had a girl at a given tie, and ended up finding all of the meaningful relationships that have influenced my life.
Ditch your excuses; the reason you can't get a girlfriend isn't because you're not 6'', or your jaw isn't square enough, or any of this nonsense. It's because your a seething conduit of self-loathing which IS universally unattractive. People want to be with happy people who have something to share.