Normie here, this is why y’all are Incel

112  2018-03-19 by RippedRichAndGod

Y’all need to listen up, inceldom doesn’t exist ok. I mean, do you really think that the reason y’all can’t get laid is because y’all’re ugly?

I know an ugly guy, he’s a pretty short 5’11, and he still got a relationship no problem at all. It’s almost as if you need to try a bit harder and get out of your mom’s basement. And yeah, he got a relationship no problem. He just had to ask, and ask, and ask again. And after 5000 attempts and standing frame finally a beautiful obese single mother decided to marry him. Six months later he was divorced after she was caught sleeping with a semi-pro quarterback, but he just has to keep trying again.

It’s not y’all’s looks, y’all. It’s your attitude. You gotta leave the basement and go out. At least, that’s what I’ve heard, I prefer to spend my time down here laughing at y’all while my SO parties with her guy friends (they’re just old friends). But you really must go out. I don’t, but you must. It’s Just sad spending your days with y’all’s pity party. Seriously, who spends their Friday night online with a group of sad virgins? I mean yeah I do but I’m laughing at y’all hahahahahaha...

So that’s why y’all’re Incel. Now if you excuse me, my wife’s son is crying and she’s too busy partying with her platonic male friends to help. See y’all.

88 comments

RRI back at it with the immaculate normie impersonations. Welcome back brother

he’s RRG now. he’s ascended

WELLL HOWWWWWWWWDDDYYY PARTN'R

YEEEEHAWWWWWW , I DIDNT CATCH Y’ALL THERE PARD’NER. I WAS WONDERING, IFF’N YOU DON’T MIND, IFF’N Y’ALL WAS INCLINED AS TO COME TO MY ROOTIN TOOTIN SQUARE DANCE JAMBOREE. WE GOT KEYLIME PIE AND RODEO DUNGAREES. YEEEEHAWWWW

Weren't you the first one to respond to y'allposters like this?

I think so, I’m glad it’s become thing lmao.

Ah, I still remember it. Good times.

Good times

Truly they were. I hope good times await us once again soon

Great meme lmafo

Thanks bro. It always makes me laugh when responding with it to a y’allposter.

incelistan save us

AWHHHHHH SHITE Y'ALLL BETER BE NOT TRYING SHIT

Thank bo2cel you’re back. Absolute legend.

The only hope Is the rope My final cope

This sub is slowly getting closer to what r/Incels was, I hope we don’t get banned before getting there

Don’t Worry; there will be somewhere else to go.

When will incel.life replacment be ready?

It could very well be up and running this week. I’m working on a reveal/exodus plan

nice, nice!

Please let us all know when it's ready, and thank you for your efforts and love towards the community.

Of course brother. I have loved this community for a long time, I hope with this some of that love can be repayed.

This, looks like we are winning the battle of incelistan

Becoming what /r/Incels was is exactly how you idiots will get banned. But hey, maybe this is just the reddit version of Darwinism, do the same retarded shit that got you banned once and predictably get banned again. Congrats. But, as a consolation, you get to feel like even greater victims.

Maybe, just maybe, you will still be a virgin after Braincels is banned.

Y'ALL INCELS DON'T EVEN SMOKE CRACK

YOU'LL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SHOWER

NORMIES DID 9/11

Oh ha ha a sarcastic post

its called a joke

This whole sub is a joke. These kindsvif posts literally male up 99% of the place

sure

These kindsvif posts literally male up 99% of the place

He's..actually not wrong there, fucking kek. And he doesn't even realize it.

Normies don't read. They just look for clues and upvote lol.

And after 5000 attempts and standing frame finally a beautiful obese single mother decided to marry him. Six months later he was divorced after she was caught sleeping with a semi-pro quarterback, but he just has to keep trying again.

Yeah we do. Idk about normal, I'm voluntarily celibate, had some severe mental health issues about a year ago and don't want to deal with a relationship, but I do read, interesting sub btw, I'd say your point of view is understandable and to some extent justified, but not in the way you seem to think it is. Sex isn't what life is about, "Chads" just get higher billing on tv and make it seem more important than it is because they have no brains. Most of you guys well get laid eventually if you try, but you'll be surprised by how disappointing it is.

Dat roastie

Try to diversify your posts. It's always the same crap.

The irony

Your gf is out partying without you because you forgot to shower

You forgot about hobbies, everyone knows that you need to have a minimum of 15 semi-pro hobbies you're into before girls approach you. Just now I had to go pick up my wife's son from soccer practise.

False. You need hobbies, because nobody wants to be with someone who has no life at all, but it doesn't matter if your a complete ameture, as long as it's a hobby. Find something you love, get involved in it. If you go to clubs for that thing, and to events, you'll meet women who have similar intrests.

My only hobbies are vidya, shitposting and LDAR, are there many women who share my interests?

Oh there are certainly women out there who play video games and shitpost. They just have much higher standards. In fact, they'd reject you even faster if you're an ugly nerd.

It doesn't matter. If there the right person for you, they wont care what you look like. It may factor in, but it wont make or break your chances

Probably. I'd try going to gaming conventions and similar events. Just meet people, hang out and enjoy yourself. Eventually a girl will be interested. Signs to look for: she's touching you a lot, like as much as possible, she laughs at every joke you make, stuff like that. If you think a woman is interested, ask her to get lunch, or coffee, or see a movie, see wherd it goes from there. The important thing to remember is if things don't work out with one woman, try with others, dont just give up

Got to practice at those hobbies. Girls only like guys who have great skills. I recommend bow hunting.

This is the most ridiculous counter argument. Of all the advice touted around here, hobbies are the most foolproof and have the highest success rate.

I'm 5'9'' and until I was 24 I was thirty pounds overweight.

First girlfriend at 16, met her in student orchestra, impressed her with passionate/decent dance moves later. Second girlfriend at 18, met her in freshman math class Third girlfriend at 21, met her at fucking LEGO club Fourth girlfriend (and wife) at 24, met her when we were 22 in the dining hall. We became close due to shared musical interests and a love of 90's video games.

All of these girls were far more attractive than me. While I'm very well off now I had no money before I was 26.

Sure there were plenty of rejections, but so what? There are a lot of girls, by not wallowing in sadness whenever I was rejected, because I filled my time with things that made me happy. I both enjoyed my life more regardless of whether I had a girl at a given tie, and ended up finding all of the meaningful relationships that have influenced my life.

Ditch your excuses; the reason you can't get a girlfriend isn't because you're not 6'', or your jaw isn't square enough, or any of this nonsense. It's because your a seething conduit of self-loathing which IS universally unattractive. People want to be with happy people who have something to share.

first girlfriend at 16

You will never be able to relate to us. Advice that works for you will never work for us. We are fundamentally different people and you are just wasting your time here.

You literally prove it's all about face. Most people here aren't fat.

First girlfriend at 16

Yeah no. Stopped reading there

How do you approach women at any of these hobbies? When I'm in math class In thinking about doing math. Not getting women.

Listen to the people

That flair made mah day, my dude.

;) soon brother.

Is that site actually under development right now?

Yes.

what site?

;) It's almost ready. I'll PM you when it's up, if you're interested.

yeah, whats the site about?

It's a recreation of the original /r/incels, free from reddit's tyranny.

nice :)

I'll PM you when it's up.

k

Y’all

100 no’s but the 101 can be a certain yes! Keep trying homies

Are these threesomes

If I took a shot every time you said "y'all, I would die to alcohol poisoning...

This what Roasties who are giving us "advises" or strawmanning us use. Every time.

That's the joke.

"Howdy"

Seriously. Just keep trying. The number one issue is confidence, try taking a kickboxing or self defence class. No matter how hard it feels, keep pushing until you've gone at least a month. If you don't like it by then, try something else.

But nothing helps confidence like knowing you can floor 90% of the poeple in any room you enter.

Women are people, with their own wants, beliefs, live, feelings, and thoughts. Remember this, and it will be a lot easier to interact with them.

This!

women are people

gonna have to ask for a source on that one I dunno man

ROOOTIN TOOTIN POST YOU GOT RIGHT THERE PERDNER YEEHAAAA

I don't believe for one second this post wasnt written by an incel.

TFW you can only sparsely score the most obese, ugly wymyn on your dating app.

TFW your wife has male friends. Just LOL.

YFW complaining because you can’t get a woman bc you’re a sad nasty bag of venom

YFW ur girl will never have male friends bc you’ll never have one (probably never meet the blonde virgin you want with no friends)

P.S. Just wanted to let you know you’ll never meet a girl like that. You all want some beautiful virgin who you can just abuse and use, but a beautiful caring girl has sex in a relationship and y’all call em beat n shit. Like dawg you’re not the only one who wants/deserves sex.

I can get a womyn. My wymyn do not chill with other men alone, they'll get an earful, at the very least, if they do. I actually just rejected a virgin recently, I require sex in a relationship. Taking a girl's virginity does not interest me like it does other men.

Dog lmao.

wymyn

I’m sure you turned down a virgin recently, are they just falling on you? Dude your posts both came across as incredibly rude, I’m shocked if you’ve ever even caught whiff of a female, let alone are in a relationship with one.

Fuck a whiff, you ever had the poop dick?

DAWG

DAWG

no bc i ain dippin in a fondue pot

Hope your girl doesn't like her ass ate out. Otherwise y'all may have a tiff and she come across a nigga like me and you lose your fondue pot bro.

OOF

OUCH

OWIE

Eat some ass, it's good for ya.

Now I haven’t? 😂

I eagerly await the day one of you bothers to open a dictionary. At least then, one of you might understand that Y'all* is a valid contraction of "You All". It is used in England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Ireland Ireland, Australia, Canada and New Zealand, in addition to the USA.

Y'all

YEEEEHAWWWWWW , I DIDNT CATCH Y’ALL THERE PARD’NER. I WAS WONDERING, IFF’N YOU DON’T MIND, IFF’N Y’ALL WAS INCLINED AS TO COME TO MY ROOTIN TOOTIN SQUARE DANCE JAMBOREE. WE GOT KEYLIME PIE AND RODEO DUNGAREES. YEEEEHAWWWW

You are fucking retarded.

Except I'm from England and have been to wales, and have known scots and irish, and they have never said Y'all and anyone saying ya'll would get a lot of strange looks. Stop generalising, idiot.

except i'm from england and have been to wales, and have known scots and irish, and they have never said y'all and anyone saying ya'll would get a lot of strange looks.

Howdy pardner, y'all call me?

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with.
  2. We aren't born hateful and misogynists.
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed.
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

Brutality

;) soon brother.

Yes.

False. You need hobbies, because nobody wants to be with someone who has no life at all, but it doesn't matter if your a complete ameture, as long as it's a hobby. Find something you love, get involved in it. If you go to clubs for that thing, and to events, you'll meet women who have similar intrests.

Got to practice at those hobbies. Girls only like guys who have great skills. I recommend bow hunting.

This is the most ridiculous counter argument. Of all the advice touted around here, hobbies are the most foolproof and have the highest success rate.

I'm 5'9'' and until I was 24 I was thirty pounds overweight.

First girlfriend at 16, met her in student orchestra, impressed her with passionate/decent dance moves later. Second girlfriend at 18, met her in freshman math class Third girlfriend at 21, met her at fucking LEGO club Fourth girlfriend (and wife) at 24, met her when we were 22 in the dining hall. We became close due to shared musical interests and a love of 90's video games.

All of these girls were far more attractive than me. While I'm very well off now I had no money before I was 26.

Sure there were plenty of rejections, but so what? There are a lot of girls, by not wallowing in sadness whenever I was rejected, because I filled my time with things that made me happy. I both enjoyed my life more regardless of whether I had a girl at a given tie, and ended up finding all of the meaningful relationships that have influenced my life.

Ditch your excuses; the reason you can't get a girlfriend isn't because you're not 6'', or your jaw isn't square enough, or any of this nonsense. It's because your a seething conduit of self-loathing which IS universally unattractive. People want to be with happy people who have something to share.