holy shit.

My cousin is a 5/10 and she got 138 in 4 hours.

You personality is terrible

Try being more confident on tinder

damn me too. and i started the same day as you. i got 3 matches almost instantly (2 bots the real person ghosted me) but since then not a single one

Try three straight years with no matches except for a single accidental superlike.

Man femoid telepathy must be at an advanced level if they can tell I'm a piece of shit from two pictures of me with my cat and another one of me sitting at my fucking desk.

write pt 2 of the incel chronicles as cope

bro u lift bro?

while getting a haircut and respecting women.

Now try replacing your pics with Chad's. And don't do anything. And then swipe for 1 day. And see the difference looks make.

Im surprised you didnt get a bot yet. 2 days in to my new tinder experiment and i have 3 bots.

lmao

It never began

Just wait until your first time getting cucked. Tbh, I don't even know what the hardest part is, getting matches? Replies? A successful first date? Knowing when to make a move? Does it get progressively harder, because if so, I'm critically fucked.

What would you say the half-way point is? People with experience here

Just wait until your first time getting cucked. Tbh, I don't even know what the hardest part is, getting matches? Replies? A successful date? What would you say the half-way point is? People with experience

Don't tell me it gets progressively harder, because if so, I'm critically fucked

Having a good date is the hardest part, matches.. meetups.. venues.. is all whatever but seeing her more than once and CLICKING with her us the hardest part

I am sure you get more matches with bird/ animal/nature picture 😯.

You have to pay a photographer 500 dollars to take professional pictures of you doing things. Girls love guys who are active. Show them a picture in the woods where you are hanging from a tree killing a fucking bear. This should help you attract girls and show you have a fun personality to be around.

Or, y'know, just be good-looking.

Most men don't need hundreds of dollars and a lifetime's worth of adventures to get laid. You just have to be good-looking.

You people will literally blame every other factor out there before admitting your intrinsic looks are kind of a big fucking deal.

This guy is right, find someone who does photography and see what their rates are, a shoot for an hour shouldnt be more than $75 or so.

Lol I have like 47 matches awaiting a message, but nah. Imma let them message first then ignore it for around 2 days then finally set up a fuck session for each one. And I'm an ugly ass bastard. Your profile is probably just shit. You have to actually look interesting to gain attention. Instead of you putting pics of your face doing a whole lot of nothing, post pictures of you doing random stuff. I got a pic of me cooking, a pic where I'm wearing my gold teeth, a pic of me hitting a blunt, and a regular selfie. Also, in order to gain attention you have to not give a fuck about what a hoe thinks of you. Fuck a hoe. If she don't like you, move on to the next one. Too much attention also sucks. I'm trying to juggle 4 different girls while also working and it's a bitch.

You also need to have game. When I message a female on tinder I always call them babygirl and usually start off with something dumb like "Oof hello beautiful." That's really all it takes. I've had females not reply. That's no biggie.

It took a month for me to get any matches that weren't bots. Again, you gotta de-bitchify yourself. Either that or sit there and cry knowing all of this silly ass shit is your fault and can easily be fixed. Hell, I'd totally make you a tinder profile and I guarantee 100% I can get you matches with your pictures.

So you're a masochist? Nice. Find you a dom female and you're set.

What does your profile look like? You mind showing me?

So you're acknowledging that your celibacy is your fault by not accepting help?

Maybe your very attractive female friend doesn't know what women want...

That's what I'm saying. You cant rely on a females judgement. You gotta go to your fellow brethren.

Also I love how you don't capitalize the first letter of a sentence. Very "I'm sad notice me" vibe.

I'm sad

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Lol I'm just fucking with you. I didn't come here to bully the community. I came here to spread some tough ass love to my fellow men. The way i see it, why the hell should I get laid and watch others struggle to even get eye contact? If I didn't try helping, it would make me a piece of shit.

If you're so ugly, post face.

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Not structurally ugly, you just have a shit haircut and facial hair.

Thank you, kind sir.

Mogs me

Nah, not ugly at all. Just shave, learn an instrument, join a band. You'd kill in the indie sphere.

I can play trumpet if that counts lol

For you, any hole should be a goal. If you are soooo desperate only swipe right, you will eventually get some matches, just try lowering your standards a bit

Not with that attitude, sport!

If you only swipe right, Tinder puts you at the bottom of the pile so barely anyone sees you.

Try boosting. If still no likes, it's over.

You should. Found my last two girlfriends after going Tinder premium.

Nice try, tinder CEO

Oh man I wish. In Europe it's just 8 euros a month. Worked for me.

It's not better if you get matches anyway.. its even more suicide fuel when they ghost you tbh

If you have spare money to lose for your experiments, go Gold(so that you’re notified if someone swipes you left), and boost your profile once in a while(7-8 times more visibility for 30 minutes).

I had 70 matches and 0 dates because I'm mentalcel.

How what did you do?

I was too boring and beta. Made a few jokes, asked how their day was => instant unmatch. Had 2 almost-a-date & ghosted.

Don't worry about tinder. Alot of the people you swiped on don't even use the account anymore. Tinder doesn't deactivate them for a while

I hate using the word cope, but damm.

Lol it's what I tell myself when I get 0 matches. Makes me feel a wee bit better

Activity so low Even battery is at 100%

What pictures do you use? I can give you tips on photographing yourself from the best angles and in good lighting, a good angle will make you go up 3-4 points, girls use it all the time

Im not talking filters, im talking angles, photograph yourself in a way that hides any double chin, that you dont look straight up your nose. If you have a weak jaw, then photograph it in a way that you hide it and bring out the good features. Photographing from above often helps.

Angry looks can also be off putting, smiling is great but it might be hard to look handsome that way, find a middle ground, just dont look like youre ready to kill.

If you do anything like wear sunglasses or hats that cover half your face, dont. Girls are gonna swipe left if they cant see your entire face, same goes for if you use any type of snapchat filters that hide/distort your face or if you have poor lighting.

Can you show me the pictures? Ill see if i can find something to be improved.

Oh and also, take it from a girl, all girls, take at least 50-100 pictures, and then keep narrowing it down till they get the perfect picture. So dont just take the one on the first try

Alright dude I understand, If tinder isn't working out for you maybe you can try some other dating site or a real life speed dating event or something

I can offer a few tips for you would like.

What does your bio say? Are you swiping right on everyone or just really hot girls?

Ditch all mirror selfies.

Profile should be you in a somewhat interesting place (sporting event, bar, cafe, outdoors ect.) You should have only one group photo at most. (This is useful because it shows you get out and do things) One photo you doing a normie hobby or activity (something outdoors or physical is best.) No lie fluffy animals are great. If you dont have a dog, find a friend who has one and get a picture of you with it.

If you like not getting matches keep doing what you have been doing. It obviously doesn't work.

Yeah attractive guys are going to get a ton of matches.

Right now are you swiping right on everyone or just really hot girls?

What does your bio say?

You might have some more luck if you mention specifically what books you like. That line is a bit cheesy (not in a funny way) and boring.

Tinder is reaaaally over saturated with dudes. Chad profiles dont need that much, either become chad or adapt. Girls love shit like Game of Thrones, the Office or Harry Potter references that anyone with even a cursory knowledge of would get and good photos would help a ton.

Thats some 200iq dating tactics right there.

I mean maybe. Tinder sucks anyway, most girls do not take it seriously.

I didnt get any matches until I took some advice from people who do. Since tinder is so over saturated with dudes you really need to stand apart from everyone else.

I would say that tinder is just an awful place to meet women.

must be your bio

Lmao atomic cope

I dont have a bio?

I get matches in aus bro how do i transfer them onto your account??

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