Man that second pic hits too close to home. I spent my 18th birthday at home, my mom bought a cake even though I had told her not to, I blew out the candles and then went and cried myself to sleep.

I’m sorry man :( that’s awful. How you doing now

My 22nd birthday was last week. I adamantly told my family this year and the year before that I didn’t feel like celebrating it or going out to eat but they insisted anyway. Ceaseless, circular march of time.

Average female? She’s a quasi-famous actress.

all girls are like that

/SARCASM

I only see normshits use that. They are cowards

Lmao the bottom guy birthday mogs me. Literally nobody remembered my birthday, not even my parents. Such is the life of a subhuman.

I’m so sorry brother. Thats horrible.

same, not that i want anyone to remember anyway. i don’t have the energy to pretend i’m not miserable for an hour to eat cake or whatever

I didn't even get a birthday cake for my birthday, and my Dad wasn't home. But hey, not everyone celebrates their birthday.

Money is also playing a big role in addition to her being female

Father.

Rich 9/10 Stacy. She literally doesnt have to do anything. Life plays itself.

She's like average

There should be a third panel where there is no cake and its just me in my room alone.

Christ, this is some dangerous suifuel.

i legit feel sorry for the guy, feeling almost like tearing up a little.

Good thing i never tried celebrating bday after 18, it would look like this

Their psychosocial developments are at least a decade apart while only being 1 year age difference, absolutely insane to think about...

Lol I invited my “friends” to my birthday party and NO ONE turned up. My parents had run around in the morning buying a lot of party food and drinks. When they came home, they saw me sitting alone there with my cake and lots of food, not a single soul in sight. When they asked me where my friends were, I was still coping and said “they will be coming soon”.

women will never experience nor understand this.

I know mate, my heart sank just writing that

I had a baby shower and no one showed up. I didn’t want one because I knew no one would but my family insisted. It was so shitty and embarrassing for me. I feel you.

Edit: and also my mom has forgotten my birthday numerous times. Thanks ma!

Ouch. How many people did you invite?

30 people or so. Yes, ouch. “Friends” are easy to find, finding actual friends is so damn difficult!

I would of came

Right, who doesn’t want to eat cake and drink free wine.

Just lol at normies and women downvoting this story. No empathy.

women will never experience nor understand this

is likely the reason for down votes.

He just had to give the invitations more confidently then people would have come

His birthday didn’t have enough personality

condolences

Thanks bro

Fate truly is cruel

Its like a different universe

God that male scumlord is privileged.

My life as a normie ended when I turned 20. There was no life after that for me. I was shut out by normies and girls and was done for life.

How old are you now?

Explain

I have honestly never had a birthday party. It's always been by myself with my family. Sometimes, just me in my room alone. So I don't understand. And it doesn't upset me either.

Is that you? Do you listen to rush or dream theater? You look like you do haha, no offense

what's wrong with Dream Theater?

what's wrong with rush?

Nothing. He just seems like a fan of prog rock/metal.

Nothing. He just seems like a fan of prog rock and metal

Where is that guys chin / jaw?!

The Marquee is a Las Vegas nightclub which means this girl is only a year younger than me and lives nearby LO FUCKING L

old but good

I don't mind and I've always thought birthday was bullshit. "celebrate that Earth revolves around Sun" what a crap lololo

It's a good excuse to have a big party and hang around with all your friends.

I tend to agree. I always thought it was kind of narcissistic to expect everyone around you to celebrate the day you happened to be born, every year.

People like any excuse to celebrate with people they like.

Why would you even want the first birthday, seems superficial. Reminds me of that scene when AJ was in the club popping bottles from the Sopranos.

i no right. i'd rather spend it with my mom, and no one else. more cake for us. yummy :)

Would you guys be born with a pussy as a woman if it meant you got all that attention and friendship? You'd still have to bend over and let guys fuck you though.

This is a non sequitar. Women desire men.

Women want to be bent over and plowed by men so if I you were born female you would enjoy being a submissive slut.

This is actually extremely accurate. I worked as a bartender in a club. The amount of attention and celebration girls got for their birthdays as compared to boys was ridiculous.

I hate when ppl celebrate my birthday honestly. “Hey good job not doing stupid shit to get killed!” Such a milestone, to be able to breathe while you sleep lol. I hate birthdays in general. Thats just me. Learn to enjoy yourselves by yourselves.

Yeah, I definitely agree. I hate birthday parties too. The last birthday party I had was when I was 10, and I don't plan on celebrating any on the future. When I had them I just stood back without saying a word to any of the guests, so I guess my parents decided it was a waste of money. I really liked the candy though. I just parasite off of my little sister's birthday party candy now, without actually having to attend the party. Best of both worlds.

Tell ppl to give u candy and money lol. I tell ppl dont but me gifts just give me 10 if they gonna get me something.

She's not really an average female. She's Sasha Pieterse, she's a famous actress.

nowadays people treat average females like celebrities. Average females have thousands of orbiters and followers on fb & intagram

famous for what?

She's an actress, I think she's best known for the TV show pretty little liars

Is that a lasagna j want it

You should change that to "famous person." As an average female, I don't even celebrate my birthday anymore. If I feel like treating myself, I bake my own cake and eat it all by myself or with the help of my parents.

Classic post. I hope good things have happened to that poor guy by now.

Maybe if the man cut his hair, became a member of a gym, and ditched that self pitying look in exchange for confidence, he’d be at that bar with his friends.

• That's not an average female.
• That kid's mom loves him and made him a homemade cake. ❤

Fuck off

o_0 @ your flair

https://i.redd.it/vngkejryc3m01.png

oh my fuck, this cant be true

I'm gonna need sauce

I wish I could send birthday cards to guys on this sub who don't get any.

you can send one to me if you like. I've spent the last three birthdays and two new years alone :)

Yes I can send you a handwritten birthday card! PM me your address.

the average girl is the broke becky off to side, looking with longing eyes, thinking about how lame her life is, and all the chad dick she has to take to compensate

I despise how saggy his moms boobs are its so gross id prolly shout at her

and this is why you are a virgin.

Hey friend i cant help that im a kissless virgin

ya you totally can. How old are you

88

Its over ay

I wish I could send birthday cards to guys on this sub who don't get any.

ya you totally can. How old are you

Ouch. How many people did you invite?

I would of came

oh my fuck, this cant be true

I'm gonna need sauce