Damn, an incel ranking guide. The top two should be switched. Eggy is tall, white and deep-voiced, and isn't even a virgin.

31  2018-03-17 by vvvvvvvvvvv11

73 comments

Isn't that Zyros? Fakecel tier sounds about right.

yes

NIGGA FARTS SMELL SO GOOD

I'm here to convert you guys to mgtow, not even gonna lie

How so?

Mgtow philosophy devalues female approval and validation and emphasizes self interest. It's a mix of self improvement and enjoying life while mitigating the powerful need for love and sex from women. Whether you are averse to the legal and social perils of dealing with women, or a full on sexual reject, this outlook will help steer men away from misery, suicide, and emptiness. Find purpose in mastery of skill, travel, hobbies, learning interesting things. Ignore women, aquire wealth.

The instinct to desire women never truly goes away. Rather than deny it, supplant it with attainable things that bring joy and fulfillment in life. Reject blue pill life trajectory, alpha beta hierarchies, self loathing.

Sounds like cope

Sounds kinda copey. I'd rather get swole and have some sex.

To redefine any and all male endeavors to find other things to do in life besides have sex with women as "cope" is a byproduct of obsession on the level of drug addiction. It is a pedestalization of vagina to a level so high above anything else in the universe as to completely justify the simpering male worship of women while also justifying women being so vain, smug, entitled, vapid and solipsistic. Think about it. You belive that any man that doesn't meet women's physical standards for sex is worthless and unfit for life. That the only reason for men to exist is to pleasure women. That if they dont meet her standards, they should just ldar. Anything else they attempt to do is "cope". How gynocentric is that mindset. Why shouldn't women live life on easy mode if that's how valuable their pussy is?

There is no gym for your face.

Correct, thankfully my face can land me a whale now and again LMAO

But I want femoids' approval though. Especially the good looking ones.

A man may want a variety of things that he cannot have. To obsess over these things and wish for the release of death over life without it is comparable to a crippling addiction to a hard drug he's never had. It is a waste of a potentially wonderful life full of great experiences.

Learn to gain control over your thoughts and emotions. Research where your desires come from and how to channel the energy elsewhere.

I am a woman and this guide you guys put up didn't bring laughter or disgust like you seem to think it does. I'm also not a 19 year old Instagram addict so maybe that is part of it. It's heartbreaking. Decent people do not like to see other people in misery. I've left some nasty comments on this sub in response to some of the more ridiculous things posted but this is not ridiculous. It is awful and sad. I'm married and I have no idea how old you are but I'm betting I have at least 8-9 years on you. MGTOW doesn't look like a bad thing. Women decide to leave the dating game and find other interests. Sometimes they are mocked for it sometimes not. Men can do the same thing. One of the biggest problems on this sub is your definition of the women you want. All of you obviously see that the women you are chasing are shallow, vapid things more interested in make-up and what their boyfriend is driving than anything else. So why are you still chasing them? MGTOW is right about one thing. Those young ladies aren't going to know what to do with themselves when they hit 30 and people aren't fawning over their IG pics or care what brand of make-up they're using anymore. Stay away from shallow, worthless people. Sometimes I instinctively want to react to MGTOW ideas out of a desire to defend my own gender but the sad truth is much of what they believe is true. Women who are more interested in getting something from a man instead of finding a partner in life don't get it when men stop paying attention to them. Try doing things that MGTOW recommends. You're worth as a person does not depend on anyone's opinion but your own. You can always change your mind later or you may find that after you stop worrying about what the girls are doing on Tinder that it really wasn't ever that important to begin with. Don't try to chase approval from women, especially when you're young. That will never lead to anything good. Find something you love and good friends. Women are not worth living your life in misery for. A decent woman would not do that to you anyway so by definition your chasing women who aren't good people.

That's a lot of text and I will feel like an asshole if I don't respond to it properly. I will pm later, after I'm done with my movie and food.

Okay. Don't worry about replying. I just want you to think about it. Obviously you can do whatever you choose in life but sometimes re-evaluating helps. I hope you feel better and in a few years you will look back and wonder why you were so unhappy.

Wonderful wonderful post.

I agree with everything 100%

how do you resist the feeling of sexual attraction? That is my main concern with volceldom. I understand MGTOW is different in that they want to fuck women/whores but not spend time or exchange words with them.

For me personally, the cost of being with women far outweighed the benefits to the point where a grew tired of them. Not exaggerating. I see posts of a pic of a guy and girl intertwined with a caption saying "we'll never experience this. It's over". Well, I'll tell you what it's like right now. 2 weeks to 3 months of mushy lovey dovey shit. More sex than your dick can handle. Great. Then, she starts to bug you. She will want to talk about innane bullshit all day everyday. She will require your attention at all times. If she doesn't, she's getting it from an orbiter or a Chad so that's a bust. She will find reasons to manufacture drama. She will test your mettle as a man just because. As frustration rises, sex and fun times decrease. Instead of draining your balls she will drain your wallet, energy, time, emotional fortitude. Cut her off or get dumped or be miserable. Repeat with new girl.

I very much like being alone over that nonsense. When I have an urge for a womans body I buy it. No shame. I know I can get it free but I don't want the baggage that comes with it. Couple hundred bucks, shes a 9 instead of a 6, I nut, she leaves. Back to life. Thats how I like it

Do you guys advocate suicide after a certain age? Say 35/40? What should a man do in that case? what purpose does your lives have? No kids/kids?

life purpose and self actuallization are major aspects of mgtow philosophy. Men reach these at their own pace, but I would say they come from doing and experiencing a variety of things in life. Our animal instincts move us to make reproduction our main purpose, but obviously humans are unique among animals in that they find way more to do with their lives. It's why there's giant cities and space travel and other shit going on besides just more people. The potential for men to focus their attention away from attaining women and toward new tech or sport or whatever is infinite. It's exciting discovering what you were meant for

why do you want to build anything for a society that has women in it. They keep getting more and more rights, and placed in positions of power, ruin companies, and governments and countries by their retarded foriegn policies based on emotions. Why should anyone be motivated in 'building a city' that is going to be destroyed by a roastie anyways?

Your mind is still consumed with what women think and do. They are not really a concern. If they or anyone attempt to invade your space while you are living your life, you could deal with them then and there

Finally can call myself top tier in something

Egg lost his virginity when he was 18 and has a GF. This is just an awful pic of him and NT adds atleast 2 points to your looks.

and has a gf

You mean a bf. His "girlfriend" is a tranny.

Trans women lust for Chad just as much too though, I wouldn't discount that.

Do they actually? Are Chads really willing to fuck traps?

Only if they have that fetish, they certainly don't have to settle. I wonder if eggy would prefer a real girl. Also I just remembered a Chad who had to "settle." The issue was literally the chick being 10 pounds overweight. Fucker told me he can't choose them like he used to due to old age. Just lol.

The more well-passing ones oftentimes serve as Beckies and can even trick some Chads simply by not taking their pants off during sex and not talking too much. A blowjob on speed dial-- as the other person said, Chads don't have to be picky, but Becky makes it up with enthusiasm and constant availability.

Also, not fully related, but here's a Chad who went trans.

His GF isn't a tranny, unless you are a retard and think the pizza stream was serious. Eggman is a really charismatic guy, check out his new mixtape.

who is dis

The “top tier” incel is refereed to as eggman.

All true, a while back, I watched the video of how he lost it. Only good looking guys can do stuff like that.

He has very good voice halo tho IMO

He is extremely NT and seems to have good social skills. He could probably capitalize on just be white theory and move to Asia. With his height and NT he could probably land a 6 or so.

What's NT?

Neurotypical

What's Neurotypical?

No mental issues

Eh everyone here is a fakecel, Reddit is for normies. Being anonymous is the only true way to a robot.

Top tier except i dont hate females

If you do not hate femails at this point in time, then you probably aren't THAT ugly.

Lmfao zyros as the fake

Lol, he's bottom barrel in this situation I guess.

Its funny because the guy on the top, eggman, is not even a virgin. He also makes dope music.

shout out to that curry, beacon of darkness and shitty afro hair

Mogs me tbh, I can see him getting a gf nothing but his coloring is ugly

nah that's dude's fuckin dead lol

? How do u know, or did u mean it's over for him? Sorry I'm low iq cel

i meant it's over, it's okay i'm mid-tier iqcel, i have no idea what's going on when these normies go full-logician on me

If he lived in India he can probably bag himself a 4/10. Over if he’s western tho

I know many south indians who look like that and many are married (arranged). If that guy gives up internet, there is a chance for him.

Edit: Fuck I should follow my own advice.

why don't you get arranged married, you said you're 4-5 like him

I think I dug my own grave tbh, my parents wanted me to get married and can find a girl quickly if I ever agree. But I frequently fight with them like an autist about why women and marriage suck and why did they have a third kid when they could've just had 2 (i am the third). I blame them for my ugly looks (not just dark skin but the skin texture and tone variation across the body, some other features too). I haven't seen them in 3 years but on phone I keep telling them not to call unless there is work or when I need money. I am in lot of debt now because of stupid decisions. For the last 3-4 years I've only been planning out my life until the age of 32, when I get rid of my financial debts, I will simply commit suicide. I have also told this to my parents.

I don't think I could ever be happy even if I marry. For that I have to find literally a braindead and a < 2/10 woman because I can't ever trust an average woman these days with smartphones and rampant degeneracy. Also my main reason for marriage is I want kids but I don't want him to be ugly. That is not possible so I think I will steer clear. Also arrange marriage has lot of family baggage. I want to just move away from literally all family if I ever get my finances settled. Then I can commit suicide in peace.

godspeed currinator

Eggy is tall

How tall?

6 foot something

Im top tier maybe with some effort i could become upper mid.

Damn, at least you have a bit of potential.

Bottom/lower tier

Depending on who you ask I'm upper-mid/top tier

Where are the vile roastie lurkers?!?!

Upper mid/ middle here

Lower mid tier

Bottom tier saying hi, offering moral support.

So now I can’t even be top tier incel? Fuck you guys.

damn I am between 4 and 5. currycel life is pain

True. Eggman and our currycel bretheren should be switched in the pic.

eggman is actually a decent guy. I know a guy who was friends with him on twitter and he follows a lot of good music. He showed up in some night jams. I am not on twitter anymore because I was getting too close to some guys there, also I can't bypass the phone verification now without connecting to my own number somehow.

I’m a mix of upper and middle

Lower Mid: Checking in.

Bottom tier black pilled norman checking in.

If he lived in India he can probably bag himself a 4/10. Over if he’s western tho