From the roast's mouth itself. Life on easy mode and take advantage of betas while you still can.

70  2018-03-17 by AbuIncelAlAustrali

207 comments

God bless honest femoids, the ones who deny it and/or to say its because of their personality/intelligence are the fucking worst.

I think they are all terrible but the honest ones are slightly less terrible.

idk about the being white part, but i’m a black female and i’m young/pretty and have been offered free things from men on numerous occasions lol.

been offered free things

Dicks don't count

haha !! you got me there!!!

From cucks, not men.

how does one even manage that

Have a vagina, tada!

I fucking wish

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Where do women find guys to do such nice stuff for them. My God.

irl, online, whatever. You literally just have to be attractive and young. they’re usually older men (30+) that need female attention and are basically losers lol.

I've been living my life way wrong. In all seriousness, idk if I'd want to be offered anything for free other than groceries. That shit gets expensive.

how do you know they are losers, ah ok, they look like losers. how could femoid assess man's value in other way. Why this shit gets upvoted

Any man that buys shit for some random woman because she's got a nice pair of tits and some pretty eyes is a loser and a fool

''loser'' oh you are one of these stupid bitches.

u r fat

so?

Wow, never even got a card from a guy :((

bitter-fat-bitch

Emphasis on attractive, no one cares about landwhales

It posts on FA. JFL.

Oh, okay.

Cope. Even fat women can easily get beta bux

but muh wage gap

Being born as a white female in 2018 is the equivalent to being born as a King in 15th century Europe.

being born in the purple

a brutal purple pill

Women are by far the most privileged class of people in the 21st century.

Literally all you need to do to win life in 2018 is be a female (see my flair).

honestly the few friends I have are sex workers/sugar babies so I hear all about their stories often. one is a MTF trans. really pretty now, blonde hair blue eyes real curvy. she's staying pre-op because thats a huge fetish for some men that are willing to pay big bucks since she's so feminine looking. She makes over 10K a month banging wealthy men who are into trannies.

Why are you only friends with prostitutes?

It just sort of happened. My cousin was a female volcel throughout high school (and my only friend) until she realized plenty of men are willing to bang her if she put herself out there and eventually ended up in the sex industry with one of her other friends. I've met all of them through her pretty much.

is she pritty

Not at all. But what’s that got to do with it for women these days?

still can

As if that is ever going to change

it will be less though, white femoids age horribly.

Lmao that's a huge cope and you know it. I know plenty of white women in their mid-late 30's who look better than their 20s counterparts.

that's not a cope, they do look worse than they did before. This female will defs look worse in a few years.

It doesn't matter if they look slightly worse though. They still maintain higher SMV compared to women of other races.

Does race even matter when you’re a women life is still on easy mode anyway

White women? No they really fucking don't, when they get old and every other woman still looks relatively young, they stop doing better, trust me.

they won't be able to get free trips when they are less good looking

Lol

Lmao you're in for a rude awakening boyo

Not if they can suck the sheet right up your ass

Water is wet

it was still a shock seeing a femoid saying this directly to me

You aren't black pilled enough

quite easy to trick females into telling the truth tho i do it as a catfish this guy is a true jedi if he got her to talk to him while knowing his face

Dam, those beta fucks offering everything for free are so retarded. I've always assumed femoids already got enough free stuff, and they got nothing from me. I'm actually more eager to help ugly femoid than pretty one.

The worst is that all women are more or less like this. No exceptions.

Obvious troll is Obvious. Smh.

I am surprised you didn't cry Misogyny™. Getting called a troll is fresh.

No problem man, anytime.

Wait how tf do I get my female privilege to get me free stuff?

Stop rotting on Reddit

You know how.

Without selling nudes or being a prostitute.

Why not? It's the only advantage women have when it comes to this stuff.

Because I'm not okay showing off my body and prostitution wouldn't work because I hate being too close to strangers, let alone touching them.

If you're not willing to use your advantages then I guess you're going to have to live a slightly lesser privileged life.

But don't worry, it will still be a better life than most males.

Oh cool! What do I win from being born female? I wanna know whst privileges I can expect in the future.

Well, you'll never be incel for starters.

That's not something I care about though, guys will fuck just about anything so I'm just on a long list of fuckable objects. What else?

You'll never be lonely either, or ever unable to find a boyfriend.

Why do normies never acknowledge that this what is incels also go through?

I've been lonely a lot of my life and I've never been able to find a boyfriend.

Why do incels never acknowledge that they're not the only ones who can feel isolated?

You're right, "never be lonely" is the wrong sentence, it's "you'll never be lonely forever".

Okay that's true. There will be times when I'm not lonely. Though most incels will also experience that from time to time even if it is less often.

Most won't.

The people saying they are incels are often 4+/10. This is based on people that post their pics as well as the charts meant to show who is defined as incel. So many of you aren't actually ugly.

Yeah, those aren't incels and they barely post here apart from like 2(?) of them.

And I do hope you don't take those charts seriously.

There are a fair few on here that are like that.

Also it's hard to figure out what to take seriously. So many people are IT alts and fakecels that it's impossible to tell who is real.

All I know is that incels are a minority even on their own spaces.

Doesnt work if you're not 2.5/10 minimum

I'm 100% average in looks.

Looks can never be 100%

I said 100% average. As in I'm completely average.

So is your brain

Tutorial island.

Yeah smh go to makeover mage to get genderswap for free stuff plox

Do recruitment drive quest for a free voucher there

You don't even need to know the person irl or post any pics online to get free stuff. Just having a ~kawaii~ persona on social media works, too.

Then you can do it even if you're a man.

Yes, if you pretend to be a girl.

ur right

Who's taking her to Europe and 3 other places for nothing in return though?

orbiters

That is some next level orbiting.

Cucks lol. I'm thinking of doing this myself on my next trip but you better believe she'll be giving me the pussy daily or else her ass stays home lol.

Betabuxx

no one. You can not possibly believe this. How could one girl who supposedly worked with the OP know 4 men with that kind of money willing to pay her way on vacation? Just think for a minute of how astronomical the odds are for this to happen. It. Did. Not. Happen.

I've seen it irl, retard. Orbiters are willing to kiss a woman's ass and they don't expect anything in return. Every once and a while, one of them wakes the fuck up and goes "why do these women fuck abusive chad while i'm a nice guy who buys her all this shit and she ignores me???"

Then he ends up on r/niceguys . If he really wakes up, he will end up here.

no you didn't. I can't imagine many people on this sub are older than 12 the way you act. A normal woman who isn't living in a rich part of the country isn't going to find men who can afford to do this 4 times. It doesn't happen, no matter how pretty she is. Since the OP didn't mention living in a wealthy zip code, he probably doesn't. Normal people don't have this kind of money. Once I could believe. Maybe even twice. Not four times. That's a lie and your an idiot for continuing to say something so ridiculous.

Damn my life is fake gg

as someone who runs fake sugar baby game, this shit is real, you're just a clown for thinking women don't have this happen to them

Whatever helps you sleep at night lol

I’ll say it again: white women are the most privileged demographic on earth.

NORMCATTLE BTFO

lmao this is so fake. The only person who would get 4 "free" trips a year is a prostitute, or someone who devotes all of their free time to exploiting lonely men for their money. I'm a 22f and never in my life have I known any girl to do that. Also never heard any brag about being a "super privledged white female" lol. Nice try tho, OP.

roastie is coping and jealous teehee. Her free trip to Europe was from her desperate flatmate trying to get with her (his family is loaded) and the other three to places nearby when she got hit on.

Idk man, I was offered a free trip to Peru once. It was super tempting because it’s on my dream list, but ultimately I worried that I would essentially be expected to pay with sex and I didn’t feel comfortable with that.

Edit: also life is invariably easier when you’re young and pretty (and I could assume white) people are nicer and willing to do more for you. Maybe you’ll find that out when you get older.

life on tutorial mode reiterated. Only the Chaddiest of Chads would get a free trip from a femoid

I once got 1 mile car trip from a femoid.

Ahh that's what I'm saying though, sorry if my original comment was misleading. I would also not accept a trip to peru from a random dude bc he's almost definitely trying to get sex out of it. If someone gets offered, and accepts 4 free trips abroad a year, they are either having sex with those dudes, or doing something to make them think they will get their dick wet.

So this girl is acting like people just want to throw money and free vacations at her without something in return, and that's not true. She either banged them, or led them to think she would bang them and then didn't, and had to suffer through so much cringey and awkward shit on a vacation with someone that she didn't want to be with, that it wouldn't even be worth it

But like I said, I believe this is fake, because I cant imagine someone bragging about how great it is to be a privileged white girl who get's free vacations, while conveniently leaving out the part where you're expected to have sex with them

And as a young/pretty (at least I think so) white girl, I definitely agree that there are advantages to it. There are also disadvantages. Just like being a white male. Everybody has struggles and everyone has blessings, everyone's experience is unique and valid. Incels try to generalize everyone and perpetuate their own suffering so I'm not a fan

You're so jealous for not being Stacy lol. Guys literally donate thousands of dollars to Stacy on patreon monthly for posting a few pictures of herself in cosplay or revealing attire. You think her getting free trips is over the top? Lol no one is offering you any because you're ugly plain and simple.

Also white females have absolutely 0 disadvantages in life stfu with that bullshit

I agree with the first two paragraphs for sure.

The men may WANT sex in return for the trips but they won't get it unless the woman gives it.

One girl I was friends with (aka beta orbited) in highschool dropped out of college her 2nd year and moved to L.A to model. When I found out I messaged her on Facebook to get details on how she affords it and she told me she has a sugar daddy who pays for her luxury condo and gives her 5k a month in spending money. She even told me she doesn't need to fuck him, she just has to give him attention and go on dates and formal dinners with him as arm candy. She isn't even that hot either she's a 7/10.

That’s exactly what makes it fake. Anyone who’s self aware enough to realize their advantages would have the agency to understand that a “free” trip comes with an unspoken price.

But that doesn't stop cunts from getting away without paying the price...

no one is offering men trips. do you understand?

then work you lazy fuck

0/10

considering that you are the same woman bragging about getting shit for free, I wonder if you are a troll of are really this shitty as a person.

She wants us to work so we can have money give her free stuff.

Fucking lol. You might be 0/10 or you've never tried extorting beta buxes. You can get a free trip to Europe easily all paid for.

you must be ugly as shit lol

how ugly are you? I've met a ton of average looking girls who have men throwing gifts, cash, vacations, etc. at them all the time.

inb4

It's clearly fake because no self respecting woman would call herself a female

that is what reddit sjws think lol, that females are actually offended by the word "female". This female latches onto my language, I said a female a few times hence she did as well.

latches onto my language

peak NTness

Having a female latch onto your language sounds pretty nice tbh. I don't think I've ever had that happen.

Does she respect you or something?

She absolutely adores me, not even kidding kidding. I am too ugly though for anything to happen (personality is a meme)

She looks hot af. I don't think I could bare talking to someone that mogs me so badly.

Yes, she has brought up my social status a bit. She is one of the few that comments and likes my stuff on Facebook and tags me in stuff. Guys from my high school attempt to DM her and send her friend requests. I told her to reject all of them and she does =)

You know what the saddest part of women is? They can't even be thankful and appreciative of the wonderful life they've been gifted... look at how cunty this bitch is acting about it. That's just how spoiled they are.

Only cucks do it for nothing in return. I signed up with a sugar baby site for trips for shits and giggles and lots of those wymyn agreed to sex once daily with no condom and std testing. It would cost me her traveling expenses and all other expenses of her trip. I ain't buying her no gifts though, trust lol.

If it was starfish sex, I'd left her alone in foreign country with no money, no ticket

Well I'm good in bed and have good social skills so I doubt that would happen. And if it did I'd just fuck her mouth and then bend her over KEK. That pussy's paid for my nigga.

you even handsome?

You'll never see this coming from a male or white male.

There's no denying that can be done here women is there... This one's just too overt and leaked. This will make women hate this woman, as if she's a traitor.

In case you who is reading this has a dumb brain- never for a moment believe women's rubbish claims about women being the unfortunate and downtrodden gender... They're simply trying to scramble what you see and what you know...

Action needs to be taken.

Even gay men get a bit of this. I know this gay dude - not bad-looking, but not beautiful or anything - who has been offered free shit, trips to Europe, etc. by older gay men.

Young straight men are completely fucked. We don't have money or means, and we don't have any appeal to those with money or means.

I figured it out:

"woman" is a synonym for "lazy narcissist."

So you replace "woman" with "lazy narcissist" and everything first perfectly.

Let's try it: replace "as a woman" with:

"as a lazy narcissist."

replace "hey guys, woman here" with:

"hey guys, lazy narcissist here."

replace "aren't you going to chase women" with:

"aren't you going to chase lazy narcissists?"

replace "you're not entitled to anything from a woman" with:

"you aren't entitled to anything from a lazy narcissist." ETC.

This is what we call a sugar baby, brothers. Literally 95% of women couldn't/wouldn't pull this off. Its a kink.

Did you find this online? Or is it you talking to her?

This is me talking to her

Curious - how do you know her?

I used to work with her

White women fucking disgust me, god

true

What a beautiful lady, she should be g*** r*e (givn roses)

Plenty of betas give her roses

i had a girl spend over 7k on me aswell and im ugly.

thatneverhappend

no srs, i met a girl on 4chan, she bought me plane tickets and over the period of 4 months she spent over 7k on me, (i neeted on her then she bought me a car) then she hypergamyd on me and cheated on me.

Lol wtf, makes no sense

you would believe me if i posted it on my main incelebrity accnt but it got banned

fake reddit accounts prove nothin

Reason: you are chad with BDD

what is bdd mister

is when you thing you ugly but you not ugly, sir

hmmm indeed

pic plx

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thx, not even close to ugly

ugly enough to get ghosted by 2/10s and remain an incel for 21yrs, i lost my khv and virginity 6 months ago to the same gurl who splurged 7k on me

how did she look like

6/10 psl autist neo nazi from pol, she was anorexic so she had abs. Looked kind of a 15 year old but she was 26. I was traditionmaxing and providermaxing and childrenmaxing with her.

meh, anorexic = 0/10

she wasnt literally like medical anorexic, she was just thin enough that she had defined abs without ever working out because all she ever did was watch anime all day and work.

why would she spend 7k on u

idk

she likes you. You're about 0,5 or 1 point more than me on the attractiveness scale and that's with me having a beard covering half my face and i never had a girl spend any kind of money on me

well ahe cheated on me or id be married with her. hypergamy a bitch

Ah fuck that hoe. But hey you're at least you're not an incel in terms of looks

yea i guess

you're gonna live a good life man 👍🏻🙂

i hope so i rly do

what do u feel is missing in ur life?

friends mostly

how come? do have a job or go to school?

I graduated from college, work in the ER room at a hospital right now.

had any friends at school? you don't talk to anyone at work

No, I moved alot, my job is to fast paced to talk.

circumstances made you incel. i'm sure if you didn't move allot and don't work in a fast paced job allot of people would want to know you and you'd have GFs for sure.

I am hot and muscular, good job. Objectively I am very high status so idk what, just autsitic.

circumstances man not your fault you have good genes. try online dating maybe :)

My city is too small. I made a POF and messaged 12 girls and got all their numbers, but i remember looking at POF a year ago and all the same accounts were there. They just want casual sex and are sluts. I want a traditional girl to have children with.

That's the dream man. Real Traditional wife material women are near impossible to find and almost all married before the age of 24. After the age of 27 they're just pretending to be traditional

my ex was that, she bought me plane tickets got me a job bought me a car fixed my life. I caught her texting her ex behind my back and sperged out and dumped her, drove 35hrs back home.

what was she saying to her ex?

she wouldnt let me look at the logs, first it was just asking to get things back, then they talked a bit, then they sent pet pictures, then she vented to him about me. Basically more and more i pressed more lies came out until i just was like fuck it your a liar so im not going to waste any time and leave.

fuck man she's obviously not the best catch. Did you talk to her ever since?

She was the best catch, spent over 7k on me, tradgirl, wanted kids, we had the same childhoods she was basically female me. Yea she messages me memes once in awhile but i dont reply.

Yea but she purposely broke your trust by talking to her ex behind ur back

yea hypergamy

true

You realize that's like 0.000000000001% of women. But of course all incels would be part of that select group had they been born female...

lol no it isn't. It's pervasive. Meaning that the top 0.000000000001% will get the very best of it. And there'll be diminishing returns for each percentile.

all femoids get free things from orbiters

Completely false. "All" women do not.

all females I know do, including the one in the OP. It's a life of rainbows and bliss.

I guess that shows how few women you know IRL.

I know a lot, they all live life on easy mode.

How many to you is "a lot"? Like 20?

well I got to know quite a few femoids throughout my subhuman existence and some I have lost touch with. Guesstimate is probz 50 and they all had orbiters to some degree who did things for them, the prettier ones like the OP got free things. OP is extreme though, she gets free trips, free iPhones and other shit.

Bro, I know about fat escort, who not only gets $ for her ass, but also got free laptop and other shit.

You got a free modship for having tits.

Lol board gaming on sui watch

She gets intellectmogged every day on this sub. I dunno how she can stand it.

All mods got made mods for free. No one had to pay anything.

Free as in unearned, not that you literally paid money for it. You are definitely autistic.

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You're literally a perfect example.

You're literally only a mod because you're a female.

If you were a man, nobody would know shit about you and nobody would give a shit about you. Instead, you're a well known member of both IT and braincels.

I'm well-known because I post a lot. Some Incels are also well known.

YOU DO REALIZE TEEHEE

yeehaww pardner gonna round up some cows

No that's 90% of women, the others are just not attractive enough to be able to manipulate beta cucks into getting them free shit.

ban the trespassing diseased whore

You can definitely get people to buy you stuff as a man. For instance, you can jerk off on camera for gay men. Don't feel like doing that? Well maybe not all women feel like doing that either! As for free trips, you can give oral sex to 70-year-old women (but you need to be hot and young yourself) or you can let men fuck you in the ass. Don't feel like doing that either? Well maybe not all women feel like doing that either.

The whole point is she doesn't even have to perform sexual favors to get free stuff, are you retarded?

You're literally retarded if you think the only way women get free shit is by being literal whores (something men cannot do as there is zero demand for). Try this: go sit on the street for a day and pretend you're homeless. Then do the same with a guy. Then compare how much you made.

I don't think gay men want to pay to watch ugly men jerk off. Sure for the mentalcels here that could work if they want. Also there's already tonnes of videos of men jerking off on the internet and gay men are a small percentage of the population.

Are you suggesting incels should all visit the retirement village soon?

There are a lot of videos of naked women available for free too so it's a mystery why anyone would pay for cam workers.

In this video there's a dude who's a "camboy" and he says he has regulars coming back to see him. He's average looking.

https://youtu.be/5YHnOG1OygA

I can't actually my dick isn't big enough. BTFO again roastgroid

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So what. Stop whining.

whining

There's that word again...

isn’t that what this sub is for

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I agree

I don't think gay men want to pay to watch ugly men jerk off. Sure for the mentalcels here that could work if they want. Also there's already tonnes of videos of men jerking off on the internet and gay men are a small percentage of the population.

Are you suggesting incels should all visit the retirement village soon?

The whole point is she doesn't even have to perform sexual favors to get free stuff, are you retarded?

You're literally retarded if you think the only way women get free shit is by being literal whores (something men cannot do as there is zero demand for). Try this: go sit on the street for a day and pretend you're homeless. Then do the same with a guy. Then compare how much you made.

hmmm indeed

how did she look like

I can't actually my dick isn't big enough. BTFO again roastgroid

why would she spend 7k on u

honestly the few friends I have are sex workers/sugar babies so I hear all about their stories often. one is a MTF trans. really pretty now, blonde hair blue eyes real curvy. she's staying pre-op because thats a huge fetish for some men that are willing to pay big bucks since she's so feminine looking. She makes over 10K a month banging wealthy men who are into trannies.

Not at all. But what’s that got to do with it for women these days?

circumstances made you incel. i'm sure if you didn't move allot and don't work in a fast paced job allot of people would want to know you and you'd have GFs for sure.

I am hot and muscular, good job. Objectively I am very high status so idk what, just autsitic.