My Dad Saw My "Chad Folder" and Now Thinks I'm a Homosexual Even More

78  2018-03-17 by NoTimeForCucks

I made a few posts ago how my dad accused me of being gay since I don't and have never had a girlfriend or showed any interest in getting one. Well now he saw my Chad folder which is just really attractive guys with mostly their shirts off. He now straight up thinks I'm gay and I couldn't convince him that they were just for r/braincels and incels.me I sounded like a stuttering IDIOT

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Why do you have a chad folder? You kinda set yourself up for that one.

To argue with inceltears online, i post Chads and say "you just need personality bro"

Does replying with pictures of hot dudes on a subreddit count as a personality these days?

The fact that you have a folder dedicated to male models is pretty telling.

Yeah right? My dad thinks I'm gay? My dad knows I'm gay now.

If I think you're gay that automatically makes you gay?

Normshit logic/10

I don't jerk off to them, I just post them on 4chan and stuff with "You just need a shower bro!" whenever someone says that personalty or hygiene is the problem

Lol I can guarantee you that your personality is the problem. Good lord kid you have quite the world built up in your mind.

Nah. He's only gay if he says he's gay. Stop being homophobic.

Why is it telling? This is just a homophobic stereotype: that if you appreciate the male frame, you're sexually attracted to men.

DAD I'M NOT GAY! I USE THEM TO ARGUE WITH CUCKS ON THE INTERNET! Your poor dad LOL

LOL you can imagine how that went. Lol

Have you ever considered that you might be gay or at least be very interested in the make form sexually?

A very common way for closeted men to deal with their desires is to say they are just not successful with women- that the only women in their life are to fat or ugly or boring to arouse them- however most heterosexual men do have some sexual experiences with even less then optimal partners because of their desire for sex

It’s very likely you are more gay then you are straight and more excited by attractive men then ugly women and that just the act of arguing about how much sex those handsome get are a thrill for you that in a way is very sexually fulfilling

Now this is advanced autism

Not really.

Homosexual or not we're not getting laid so who cares?

Well men are more likely to give you a chance than femoids, that's for sure.

My dad, he hates gays.

Hahahahaha. Oh man that's really funny. That's what you get from obsessing over Chad.

What do you mean that's what I get for doing it? I don't intentionally try to obsess over him but it's hard when Chad has everything.

Dude, if you have pictures of half naked men on your computer, maybe it's time to think about the direction of your life.

He said he isn't gay. You're like the opposite of gay-conversion therapy.

"Just be gay bro I know you are."

"Fuck off retard"

"no but really bro u sound gay just accept it because I say so"

I've never thought sexually about those pictures

Of course you did. You thought about what those men trigger in women in a sexual way.

Yeah but its not like i was jacking off to them

Yeah, again, stuff you might want to be introspective about. Most totally straight men don't do many of the things you post about here.

I know im not gay though. I've never jerked off to the thought of anything sexual about another man. If i was even slightly gay i would have tried it out.

Ok, but you're spending a lot of time thinking about this topic, and almost all of your lists are about this.

Yeah because it's a constant reminder to me why I'm subhuman filth and why I never leave my room. And how it could have been different.

You don't leave your room? Like ever?

Other than school which is complusory. No. Only to eat, i have a bathroom and bed in my room so I never really leave.

That sounds rough. Unless you like it? Why don't you go out?

I hate it but have no where to go. Like who would i go out with? And if i go out by myself what would i do? Just walk around in circles?

Literally grab a book, go to a coffee shop with a nice view, find a comfy spot and chill with a tea or something. Look around you once in a while, appreciate the things you see.

I got linked here from elsewhere, so I don't know if what I'm saying is gonna trigger you or get me banned, but that's just general advice. You don't have to go out with someone, or to do anything specifically. Enjoy your own company once in a while.

I guess I'll try that.

You're asking the wrong person about walking...

I dunno. Become a photographer and take pics? Get a dog? Join a hiking group?

I guess so. I've been out before in the past and I hate seeing other people together having fun. I couldn't enjoy going out unless I had friends to hang out with.

Man that's a tough one.

I assume you can relate considering incel is in your name.

Yes. In my case I'm disabled. I make people nervous, men and women. I drool. My body jerks around. You can't understand me if I try to talk.

What disability?

I was born premature at 24 weeks, and was oxygen deprived. I got severe cerebral palsy from that, but also have other issues which likely caused my mother to miscarry. They saved me, but shouldn't have.

That sounds pretty awful. Hope you're dealing with it well at least enough to have a normal life.

Not even close to a normal life bro. But thanks. I appreciate the sentiment.

damn. you sound like me lol

"I also find I'm starting to involve men in my masturbation fantasies more. I'm not gay but I force myself to get off to men because it's not men who see me as subhuman, it's not men who ignore me and say "Ew" when they see me, it's not men who reject me just because my looks, it's femoids."

Most totally straight men don't browse /r/Braincels. For that matter, the most well-adjusted heterosexuals (e.g., Chads and Stacys) don't browse Reddit at all.

Ok. Idgaf about anyone's sexuality. We can all have our own thing. When someone seems obsessed with something/negatively impacted by something, then it's an issue.

Lulz

your dad had girlfriend and nothing good happened.

Lol good one.

don't want to be rude, I can say the same about mine dad

I didn't mean what i said sarcastically, that was an actual good joke.

ty

Well why do you keep a collection of chad photos?

Because i use them to argue with inceltears.

Hmmmmm. But what about all the photos of non-chad’s that have girlfriends?

Like whom?

Like... people I’ve known? I know pretty ugly dudes who are outgoing and smart as hell who have pretty beautiful partners. And I know guys who seem like your average chad who have girlfriends I personally feel aren’t very attractive.

I know that’s not the norm but it definitely isn’t rare in my opinion to see examples of.

And the guys I’m talking about aren’t loaded either.

Like 90% of the population? Fucking look outside you fool.

Fuck going outside.

LOL, enjoy that celibacy.

I think I'm starting to see the problem here...

And you wonder why you're an incel?

Have you ever tried just looking at yourself objectively and critically and just like thought about your flaws and why people don’t like you and considered improving yourself for the better? Or is that just too hard and it’s easier to blame “Chads”

Like me

Good luck your father is actually sane

No he's not.

FUCKING KEK AHAH

/r/IncelTears users laugh at this because deep down they're vitriolic homophobes.

This as well. They are "all tolerant" yet insult us by saying we're secretly gay.

Lol okay buddy

Just LOL...at this point just tell him you are gay to save face.

I'm not gay.

Its legal. Its okay. Come out.

I'm straight though. I've never jerked off to anything sexually related to a guy.

Sure boi.

suuure i have

.... Why do you have a Chad folder?

To argue with inceltears. Whenever they claim personality is the problem or something like that i post it with "you just need to change your personality bro!"

Everything counts. If your personality is shit, it will also count negatively.

That's bullshit. I used to believe my autism was holding me back, but i now know that an autistic chad would not be treated differently.

Oh, everything bad holds you back, to varying degrees. Looks, personality, smell, finances, random chance, absolutely anything.

Are there nude Chads

No, just ones with shirts off.

Oh would you look at that, another inceltears false flag.

kek

Would you get laid more as a gay man?

B/c he might be onto something here.

Yeah but im not attracted to guys.

find one of those gender non-conformist...and we could be cooking w/ gas...no?

Nah that's weird.

Nothing wrong with being gay. As long as they are over 18.

fucking brutal kek

im dead hahaha

Well at least now if you become a furry and get a fursuit to get laid he won't be shocked

Time to take the fur pill, it isn't gay if you don't know if it's a dude or not!

Any hole is a goal tbh

...No... I'm sticking to female holes only... I'll become a furry but there is somewhere I draw the line at!

If the fursuit has tits it counts as straight bro

...Yeah no, I consider it straight when a man(with the male chromosomes and genitals) has sex with a female(with female genitals and chromosomes). Full female package or nothing. Would prefer girl in a flat chested fursuit to a guy in a fursuit with tits.

I prefer not work for a chinese building and construction company as a project manager, but the role gives me experience and confidence to move on up to bigger and better roles.

The same rule applies to sex (yiff). Get the confidence and experience with guys in fursuits then you can moven on to acquiring a stacy.

I'm not going to fuck a dude to tryto get a stacy, I'd rather go after a becky first...

But fuxking chad is denying stacy the cock she craves.

Think of it as area denial tectics like a mine field.

You need to stop thinking like a normie and start thinking like someone in corporate.

I already have a cock stacies would somewhat crave! I'm just not chadly enough. I'm not thinking llike a normie I'm thinking like a hetrosexual dude.

Companies and corporate people dont see a diffience between good profit and bad profit, its called profit.

Stop thinking about sex as straight sex and gay sex and view it as just sex..

Being chad is a perspective.

Do you have any kind of standards whatsoever? Because I don't have many but being female is one of them, I'd rathe rjust hire a whore.

If i had standards then i wouldnt be in charge of people with degrees in corporate .

I started as a security guard 12 years ago, now im the Building and construction project manager.

Standards are what losers use as excuses as they are shown the door in corporate

Standards for dating and buisseness are way different, with dating there is a point where I feel like it isn't worth it.

Haha

Why do you have a Chad folder? LOL

So whenever I get into an argument on 4chan or reddit about why i don't have a girlfriend or why im a loser and they say it's my "attitude" or "personality" I can just wipe up a Chad with no shirt on and say "ITS JUST YOUR PERSONALITY BRO"

You realize how fucking stupid you sound, right?

How do i sound stuid. Am i not right? Is it not true that looks TRUMP all? No one cares about personality.

Jfl if you don't have a Chad folder in 2018

Cope

What's cope?

I also have a Chad folder for arguments and memes but they are not all shirtless lol.

Well the thing is they have to be shirtless to show they are buff. Because an attractive non-buff guy isn't really a Chad

Chad is all about the face, doesn't have to be buff

By that logic David Hogg could be considered a Chad, or Michael J Fox

Francisco Lachowski is considered a Chad and he is not buff. Michael J Fox is a manlet and hence cannot be Chad. It's a combination of face and height

dude that's not buff, I have no idea who David Hogg is

Dude. That is buff he has a six pack and you can clearly see muscle on his arms.

that looks heavily edited, those are regular arms. I think I've seen a photo of him very thin and there was a quote from him saying the gym is cope as it's all about the face

Show me

I can't find it now but it was posted on incels regularly

Shut up David

You just need to get caught fapping to females to fix this.

But I can't let anyone see my dick. You mean like have him walk into my room while i have my dick out? I'd rather him think im gay then see my dick.

Why?

It's your choice then. It's either have your dad see your erect dick while looking at females or be a fag.

What would you choose?

Fap.

You need to take a video of your dad walking in on you fapping. You’d be a hero posting it up on the nets. Obviously blur your face, but the hero level earnings would be the sky.

How would you stand your dad seeing your dick?

I'd lock eyes whilst stroking to maintain dominance.

HAHAHAHA

Well, might as well just turn gay now

I'm not gay

Volcel

Explain

If you "yiff" a guy in a fursuit but the fursuit is femanine then its not gay

Stop

Bruh if you have a Chad folder you might actually be gay

So, if I jack off to women exclusively, but I realize when a guy mogs me, I'm gay?

No I used it to btfo cucktears

I believe you, man

Lmao you could say it was your goal body or something. also how big was this folder?

9 pictures

Lmfao your dad overreacted if its just 9 pics

So you're forced here to choose between coming out as incel or "gay" to your dad? You're fucked lmao

...Come out as gay even if it's a lie, parent will probably be less disapointed.

Fag

it's would've been less embarrassing to just let him think you were gay.

IncelTears falseflag. Fuck off.

I'm not inceltears retard.

If you don’t show interest in girls, or guys, asexual would be my first thought, not gays

My dad assumes im secretly into guys but just hide it in. A lot of closet gays just show no interest in anyone, they don't have the motivation to show interest in girls and they are scared to show it in guys. Same reason Sherlock Holmes was thought of as gay in the show.

True yeah,but I showed no interest for years and everyone just thought I was asexual Guess I just look very not gay🤨🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe the vibes. People sometimes think im gay after meeting me for some reason.

Yeah it’s a weird thing that preconception, not too accurate either

That sucks. Sorry man!

Am I a virgin still if I have gay sex?

No.

Damn isnt it tempting? Not that it would necessarily go any better.

Why did I just saw the exact same post as a screencap in the 4chan subreddit?

Link it to me can't find it

I only have the mobile app, don't know how to do it here. But the thread is called "Robot has a chad folder", maybe if you search for it you'll find it?

Edit: I just searched for it, and it's on the hotandtrending subreddit too.

I literally didn't make that thread. I didn't post it on r/4chan. Someone copied it on r9k or something. Look mine was posted first

I believe you. It's just fascinating how fast things get copied or turned into copypasta, you should be proud (in a weird way).

I am. I'm proud that what i wrote was worthy enough of being copypasta.

There is nothing wrong with being gay. If you like having pictures of shirtless dudes...more power to you.

I'm not gay though.

You have a secret folder of half naked hot guys on your computer.

Most straight gays don't have that.

It is okay to be gay. There is nothing wrong with that.

I have that to argue with inceltears.

Sure. I mean most straight guys have a secret folder of hot dudes.

That's perfectly normal for straight guys to have.

Yeah sure because every straight guy is exactly the same.

You have a secret folder of hot guys on your computer.

Most straight guys don't have that.

Just be gay and be done with it.

You don't need that folder for another sub. You really don't. There is some other reason you have a secret folder of hot guys.

It is 2018. Be yourself. Btu if you want to me every single person online, you are nobody.

I AM STRAIGHT! I have that folder since i need to argue with inceltears.

We've discovered the reason for your involuntary celibacy.

It's okay, it took me years to admit it to myself. I denied it for years.

try masturbating to it. If it doesn't work even when you try then it isnt for you

Do you fantasise about getting cucked by these Chads or do you think about getting pounded by them?

You could be Bi, although it seems like you've self cucked yourself gay. You're definitely not straight though, you post way too many pictures of muscular men for that.

Okay, let's just look at the facts.

You have a folder of shirtless guys.

You describe these guys as hot.

You have the folder for the purpose of arguing on inceltears.

So why do the guys need to be shirtless? How does that enhance your posting? Is it because it makes them more sexual?

Why do you describe the guys as hot? Is it because you think most girls would find them hot? What specific features of theirs do you think they find hot? Do you also find those features hot?

Look, I have friends who didn't realize they were gay until they were 20. Some not until they were 30. If you're gay/bi and in denial, you are currently not the most trustworthy person when it comes to your own sexuality.

I hated gay porn and thought I was totally straight but I happened to stumble on gay erotica when I was 18 and surprise surprise, I'm super fucking gay. Read a bit of [this](cheating_on_my_gf_with_my_roommate) and its [sequels](cheating_on_my_gf_with_my_roommate). If you aren't gay, then its just research and you have nothing to be afraid of.

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Number 15: Braincels computer chads. The last thing you'd want in your Braincel Computer is someone's chad jaw. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Incel uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his chads in a plastic bin of computer. With the statement: "I made a few posts ago how my dad accused me of being gay since I don't and have never had a girlfriend or showed any interest in getting one. Well now he saw my Chad folder which is just really attractive guys with mostly their shirts off. He now straight up thinks I'm gay and I couldn't convince him that they were just for r/braincels and incels.me I sounded like a stuttering IDIOT" Admittedly, he had shoes on.

This was beautiful. 10/10

"oh darn, my dad thinks im gay just because i have no interest in dating women and have a folder of shirtless guys who i describe as attractive. better go post about it on my go-to social media, a subreddit full of single men where i regularly post photos of shirtless attractive men for us to comment on together"

i am gay myself and it kinda sounds like ur gay in denial bro. nothing to be ashamed of, try seriously considering the idea and you might find yourself happier than you were before.

Sounds like you and your dad are both closet anus-invaders. Maybe you should sit down and have a chat with him about how you two can go and fulfill your homoerotic fantasies together.

Tell your dad to fuck off. It's none of his goddamn business.

I've used that before and he says "your my son! Anything you do is my business! So what are you hiding!" Or he'll say "it's my house, it's my business!"

Don't want to live by his rules? Move out...really not a hard concept

How can i move out when i make minimum wage, not enough to afford rent, and im still in highschool.

But wait....I remember in your last post you are a 25 year old neet, which is it?

Fucking retard can't even keep your story straight....You just magically lost almost a decade in 3 days or something? If you want to lie, at least make it more believable and don't change your story so often

When did I say I was a 25 year old neet?

I literally linked it to you in the post....it doesn't get any easier than clicking the hyperlink I showed you....OR you can go through your post history if you manage to gather enough brain cells to comprehend how to do that

What do you want me to do? Show up at your house and pull the page up in person?

I very highly doubt you would've been a lawyer or a banker like you claimed you were supposed to be with the very tiny amount of intelligence you display

I'm actually 18. However I know for a fact im going to be a loser when i get older so i made that post. I just didn't want people saying "ohhh ur only 18 u have soooo much potential you'll do fine just work hard XDXD" so i said i was already 25 and a loser.

Your dad should know if your gay or not. If he doesn't know your sexuality, he hasn't been paying attention to you throughout your entire life.

Let him think what he wants. He is just a Norman anyway.

Your dad is a fucking cuck

If the fursuit has tits it counts as straight bro

Ok. Idgaf about anyone's sexuality. We can all have our own thing. When someone seems obsessed with something/negatively impacted by something, then it's an issue.

If I think you're gay that automatically makes you gay?

Normshit logic/10

Fuck going outside.

This was beautiful. 10/10