It is my 25th birthday today

39  2018-03-17 by superman1145

And I'm browsing braincels. It's over

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I browsed it on my 30th birthday.

I turned 24 two days ago. Thank god I have my career and friends or I'd have nothing to live for.

Happy Birthday, though.

watching those friends slowly getting all married and having kids, I started becoming distant from them and broke all contact eventually.

Funny you say that, I just unfortunately had to hear my friend fooling around with a girl while in a PSN party. I'm honestly considering distancing myself from him.

Happy Birthday! Hope you do something fun today. 😊

Well think about it this way:

If browsing braincels is something that you want to do or makes you happy then this birthday isn’t a waste of a day isn’t it?

Also happy birthday!

birthday's are some of the most depressing 24 hours of the year for an incel. I recently gave up on a smartphone and literally the only people who wished me were a text from an old friend and my parents.

Ropey birthday, mate.

happy birthday. I was also browsing braincels on my birthday

Thank you

I'm 20 next week, every birthday since I was like 14, I told myself "I'm gonna lose my virginity this year!" Just lol at life, it's over.

Got 5 more years until you find out just how over it is

I was a virgin til I was 24. You guys need to chill

Would have roped if you hit 25 tbh

you talking about me?

25 year old KV?

happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birthday.

You ruined my life bro, I would be slaying if it wasn’t for you. Fuck eye area is everything

Negative canthal tilt? Rip dude :(

Yep

Just take any money you have and do drugs, it works for me

I smoke weed and vape but that’s ab it

Happy birthday. MDMA and / or Mushrooms might be something you actually might want to try. Definitely do it before dying, at least. And don't kill yourself.

My parents forgot about my birthday last year, it=over

Happy Birthday man, good luck finding someone

Thank you but it’s over

Femoids want you to an hero like the KSG menacel from Wednesday on your birthday and then they call us fascists. Fuck them. Happy birthday, Walmart brand Chris Evans.

Go escortcel

In pharmacy school and pretty much broke I will when I can afford or I could just rope, LDARing will not happen past 30, more likely rope but maybe I can be betabux if I'm desperate enough better than loneliness or rope

U will be really rich soon with pharmacy degree.

HBD

happy birthday man, hope it gets better (it probably won't)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY B

i turned 22 on march 5th and spent it on braincels

2 years of youth left.

Tick tock.

5 years clock before I end it, I have promised myself if I’m still incel by then I will end my suffering

It's already too late. You're 9 years behind in life, how the fuck are you supposed to catch up.

Plastic surgery max. Still in college, chin and nose are my biggest flaws

From what I've seen those fixes might be costly but afterwards it'll be a whole new world.

Good luck man hope you escape inceldom

In school for pharmacy when I grow up I should be banking 100-120k a year.

You can be somebody's wealth cuck gg my man

Happy birthday dude. Also got a bday coming up soon. Will I be browsing here? Probably...

Its over. If im incel by 25 ill end it.

Happy Birthday!

Negative canthal tilt? Rip dude :(

you talking about me?

I was a virgin til I was 24. You guys need to chill

Funny you say that, I just unfortunately had to hear my friend fooling around with a girl while in a PSN party. I'm honestly considering distancing myself from him.