It’s interesting that you say he looks like a chipmunk crossed with Dr. Phil, because that’s actually one of the most creatively vicious insults in this thread. Everyone else here is just kind of pointing out his baldness and height, but you analyzed the actual shape of his eyes/nose/mouth and skewered him based on that.
And yet you’re the one here ‘defending’ his looks.
It’s interesting that you say he looks like a chipmunk crossed with Dr. Phil, because that’s actually one of the most creatively vicious insults in this thread. Everyone else here is just kind of pointing out his baldness and height, but you analyzed the actual shape of his eyes/nose/mouth and skewered him based on that.
Shave his head? This guy would actually look fine with a shaved head. However he looks like part of his skull has been torn off by a shrapnel or something.
Forget what it’s called, but it’s a medication used to treat prostate cancer which has the side effect of hair loss prevention. If you’re gonna do it, do it immediately or you’ll regret it.
don't believe the fear-mongerers either. 99% of them are coping baldcels who are mad when others are able to prevent their balding. The sides are like 2-10% chance MAX.
Yup. The norman "just shave it bro women don't give a fuck, i nfact you probably look 1000000x better bald than with hair just get to the gym and get buff" cope is gonna be spammed tho, so if you're on the fence on taking it, don't worry. If you get sides then you can always stop.
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1 LORD-THUNDERCUNT 2018-03-16
“I actually prefer men who look like him, TEE HEE!”
1 Short_Bitter_Faggot 2018-03-16
My nigga Beans.
1 ButCan_YouDoThis 2018-03-16
Fucking fakecels
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
Lol
1 NotASIMP 2018-03-16
"Just get a haircut". Lol but for real, this guy has status so looks dont really matter.
1 Vulcanoz12 2018-03-16
i wonder why his acting career died..... HMMMMMMMMMMMM... bust be his personality.
1 EmperorXeno 2018-03-16
Who is he
1 AwYisBreadCrumbs 2018-03-16
He was Beans on Even Stevens
1 OnePanchMan 2018-03-16
Or just shave your head and deal with it.
No one wants to see someone struggle to cover their head with little hair, but no one really cares if your bald.
1 anonmymouse 2018-03-16
shaved bald looks like a choice
balding on the other hand...
1 OnePanchMan 2018-03-16
Exactly, as soon as It was noticeable I was balding I shaved that shit off at 25.
Hasn't stopped me for shit, but the month or so before I shaved? I looked like shit.
1 superman1145 2018-03-16
Second time I've ever lmaod at a Reddit post
1 Meverrnind 2018-03-16
I actually think he’s really adorable. Balding isn’t the end of the world but a clown haircut probably is.
1 freedomisdeath 2018-03-16
Teehee
1 Nancy125 2018-03-16
Slurps Chaddie’s cum I actually think he- Chaddie’s cum drools out I actually think he’s really gulps adorable
1 Meverrnind 2018-03-16
Yeah, sorry to disappoint but I’ve never slurped cum of any variety.
1 Nancy125 2018-03-16
You wouldn’t have sex with him so shut your fucking mouth
1 Nalgene911 2018-03-16
It’s interesting that you say he looks like a chipmunk crossed with Dr. Phil, because that’s actually one of the most creatively vicious insults in this thread. Everyone else here is just kind of pointing out his baldness and height, but you analyzed the actual shape of his eyes/nose/mouth and skewered him based on that.
And yet you’re the one here ‘defending’ his looks.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-16
And yet high school was supposed to end... I wonder what she would have said if she actually did intend to insult his looks, lmao.
Women.
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-16
Murdered by words?
1 TheEndIsComing29 2018-03-16
Damn you're Savage and clean. Will you be my girlfriend?
1 lydocia 2018-03-16
He looks like he has a great hed shape for bald, even!
1 StoopidSeksyFlanders 2018-03-16
You wouldn’t fuck him, and you wouldn’t set him up with any of your friends. He’s more like an adorable puppy than an adorable fuck buddy.
You’re right that balding isn’t the end of the world though.
1 incelliarmus 2018-03-16
I don't know anyone looking right now, but you'll make some girl really lucky some day!1! TEEHEE
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-16
Nah. It’s pretty much over for him.
1 solarii 2018-03-16
"I actually think he’s really adorable."
Just so you know, this comment is super brutal.
1 freedomisdeath 2018-03-16
Just shave it off and go lift some weights you will be a Chad in no time
1 just_for_the_record 2018-03-16
is that beans? JFL
1 Pietkroon 2018-03-16
Just hit the gym bro and use old spice deo
1 D_Gandy 2018-03-16
And fraaame and cold showers bro
1 birtopia 2018-03-16
You all probably know already but he mogs me to death.
1 throwaway4546474850 2018-03-16
no way, really
1 BasedRubby 2018-03-16
1 pizzatoppings88 2018-03-16
Yea that guy isn't bad looking. He just need to get rid of his monk haircut
1 superman1145 2018-03-16
How exactly will he do that if he's bald
1 TheEndOfDreams 2018-03-16
Shave his head? This guy would actually look fine with a shaved head. However he looks like part of his skull has been torn off by a shrapnel or something.
1 boredyeah 2018-03-16
Holy shit that guys head lmao thats the hardest ive laughed from reddit for a couple years now
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-16
That forced smile, you can see it in her eyes
1 r12535 2018-03-16
How do you know what a female smile looks like?
1 terminaltevarin 2018-03-16
He's a celebrity you idiot; she asked him for the picture.
1 Npeesee 2018-03-16
Why the hell doesn't he just shave his head?
1 r12535 2018-03-16
Seriously, a haircut would fix everything
1 superman1145 2018-03-16
Someone isn't up to date with the program, asexual grandpa game is the only way to get a girlfriend as a bald man
1 bonusfruit 2018-03-16
If you don't look like him in 2018 it's over
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-16
Poor guy, looks over.
1 Im_already_dead_man 2018-03-16
Just lyft and hold fraaame, lmao.
1 ShinJoe 2018-03-16
When you get height and skullmogged by a tiny Asian female, you know it's over.
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-03-16
Females have had sexual preference for so long
How can a guy like this even exist today?
1 Sheeboid 2018-03-16
Evolution is a lie, natural selection is a lie, it's all wrong, we've been duped.
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-03-16
Tbh, it's all the fault of betabux
1 hairthrowawayz9 2018-03-16
I think this is the first male that I've ever seen that I mog. 5'1", bald, and looks like a goddamn chipmunk
1 derpyderpderp42069 2018-03-16
"Maybe Asian women will like me" the pic
1 xmac000 2018-03-16
Betabux
1 FEDORA_GOD 2018-03-16
Fuck I really need to start taking hair loss medication soon before I end up like this guy. Any recommendations?
1 damnsong 2018-03-16
Forget what it’s called, but it’s a medication used to treat prostate cancer which has the side effect of hair loss prevention. If you’re gonna do it, do it immediately or you’ll regret it.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-16
it's finasteride.
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1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-16
don't believe the fear-mongerers either. 99% of them are coping baldcels who are mad when others are able to prevent their balding. The sides are like 2-10% chance MAX.
1 send_me_them_tits_ 2018-03-16
Exactly. I am on it and literally no issues at all with sides. I get more side effects from my antidepressant.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-03-16
Yup. The norman "just shave it bro women don't give a fuck, i nfact you probably look 1000000x better bald than with hair just get to the gym and get buff" cope is gonna be spammed tho, so if you're on the fence on taking it, don't worry. If you get sides then you can always stop.
1 lichnomusic 2018-03-16
Not a surprise.
1 solarii 2018-03-16
OH fuck. I have pretty similar facial structure to Steven Anthony Lawrence. At least I'm not losing hair, fuck.
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-16
He's mogged by dogcel
1 dryfishfly 2018-03-16
Wasn't he a child actor?
1 swiperviper 2018-03-16
Now he’s the child attacker
1 crash_gladiator 2018-03-16
Thanks for the laugh