I mean leaking fluid isn't a bad thing it depends on what it's purpose is and the fact that it leaks fluid should be good for the fact it only works wet, does the girlfriend come with additional girlfriends if not shamwows?
Are you located in a Morman settlement such as Utah? We have a two-for-one polygamist special going on there right now. If you buy today I can set you up with extra shamwows.
No unfortunately, that deal sounds great. I am located in a Norman settlement home of the normies, can I just have the girlfriend and buy the shamwow seperately?
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1 _THE_END_IS_NIGH_ 2018-03-16
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1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-16
i would choose rope.
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
If offered a girlfriend plus shamwows, wouldn't you take it?
1 carpathianflorist 2018-03-16
be realistic, no one can have both
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
Ah, solid point. It's over for shamwow owners.
1 carpathianflorist 2018-03-16
shamwow owners are the only real winners wat
1 trevmon 2018-03-16
brutal shamwow pill
1 Kharsack 2018-03-16
what about Shamwow brand rope?
1 superman1145 2018-03-16
Shamwow theory is legit
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-16
Cope
1 anonymousvirgin88 2018-03-16
Cope. Chad gets to have a gf and shamwows. He gives his gf the shamwows after he fills all her holes and covers her skin in his semen.
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
I'll have to try this next time.
1 CptErection23 2018-03-16
Wrong
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
Hey man, going in dry is good for nobody. Hurts her, pulls on your dick skin, all bad.
1 PowerPlaidPlays 2018-03-16
Humans are like 70% water.
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-16
I mean leaking fluid isn't a bad thing it depends on what it's purpose is and the fact that it leaks fluid should be good for the fact it only works wet, does the girlfriend come with additional girlfriends if not shamwows?
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
Are you located in a Morman settlement such as Utah? We have a two-for-one polygamist special going on there right now. If you buy today I can set you up with extra shamwows.
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-16
1 derpyderpderp42069 2018-03-16
I broke up with my ex because she would leak too much fluid before sex. Disgusting.
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-16
Could you send me yours? I hear the value on used ones has gone down.
1 doctorscook 2018-03-16
Gosh it’s just the worst when a girl is actually aroused.
1 derpyderpderp42069 2018-03-16
Who likes a leaky faucet? No one.
1 silkygoombah 2018-03-16
Plumbers probably don't mind.
1 mferguson2 2018-03-16
This made me laugh
1 devon4hope 2018-03-16
If someone can choose, they are not incels.
1 wincel123 2018-03-16
easy choice
1 Dingus_Incel 2018-03-16
Shamwow won't fuck your friends either.
1 ivana_g 2018-03-16
Pretty sure girls can soak up fluids too
1 Viramont 2018-03-16
Not really it just leaks out
1 womenshouldnotvote 2018-03-16
wow
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-16
i want both
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-16
Can't fuck a sham wow!
1 GreatGr4vity 2018-03-16
I’m certain that someone has tried by now.
1 lapsuscalumni 2018-03-16
not with that attitude
1 warmestblack 2018-03-16
Mgtow cope
1 carpathianflorist 2018-03-16
shamwow owners are the only real winners wat
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-16
Could you send me yours? I hear the value on used ones has gone down.
1 doctorscook 2018-03-16
Gosh it’s just the worst when a girl is actually aroused.
1 trevmon 2018-03-16
brutal shamwow pill