This isn’t even funny anymore

89  2018-03-14 by ivana_g

220 comments

looks don't matter for hook ups, but you BETTER want her when she's a used up roastie, and you BETTER have a personality to go with all those buxx you've got

LMAO

:c

P E R S O N A L I T Y

TEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE

cuck

Assuming that she makes her bf watching them fuck, which is even more unlikely than what you described above

He doesn't have to watch to get cucked. Stop watching amateur bbc wife porns

You watching your partner getting boned by someone else is literally the definition of 'cuckold', as a verb 'to cuck'

Wrong. You can be cuckolded and not know. Cheating is the layman term for it.

Your terminology is confusing.

It isn't. Cheating is an old version of cuckolding. The cuckolding you're thinking of is more of a humiliation fetish and inferiority fetish.

Cuckold comes from the cuckoo bird (think that's the right name) that fertilizers another pairs eggs while they're not looking. I don't think the other male bird is on another branch watching and masturbating

That's actually right, but doesn't apply to people who are non engaged. Also I see "xxxx is cucked" thrown around with stuff that can't even be engaged in any way because it isn't even alive

In that sense cuck is the new version of faggot. Everyone is progressing to be less offensive since gays and trans can also be conservative and it might be offensive

I think cuck is a nice PC insult since it doesn't have to do with any identity, so it can't offend anyone, it has to do with the cuck's behavior, which is fair game to insult

Lmao no. A cuckold is a man whose wife cheated on him. He doesn't have to watch her get plowed by another man, that's just in porn.

My bad, that's actually right, but don't throw it around as a term for everything you dislike

Lmao don't talk down to me just bc you dislike my truth

Go to cuckold subreddit lol.

Go to cuckold subreddit lol.

You’re a fucking idiot. Go read a dictionary.

What is my mistake? Bhen chod.

Lol, frustrated and ugly. Great combination. 😁

nope. cuck is any man who's woman fucks another man.

i didnt even think of that since her profile says she recently moved to a new city so clearly shes not living with her parents like most asian girls but probably is living with betabux boyfriend

Amen

Wow its so easy for chad

SUICIDE FUEL

And she is like a 2/10 at best.

White men always inflate Asian women ratings. I’ve never seen a full Asian woman that was actually attractive

Also OP needs to be less obvious with the name

In my opinion its literally imposible for asian womem to be attractive.

Agreed

She looks like a facially average 5/10, you sound like a coping ricel.

I actually know her irl from school. She's actually really pretty, maybe a little thicker than the typical Asian girl. But irl she's such a devout Christian girl so this makes it so much funnier.

Without seeing her body I think she’s a solid 7.5/10

Cope.

Most of you could do the same* if you weren't circlejerking all day

*unless your face was hit by a truck

my face is significantly disfigured

i look like a retarded ogre

CONTINuE the HOLY CRUSADE.

WE HAVE ANOTHER CUCK TEARS POSTER

BLOCK THEM BLOCK THEM

ST.BLACKOPs2CEL WILLS IT

THEY CANNOT LIVE WITH REPLIES,

FALCON

BLOCKEDDDDDDDDDDd

HIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is HIYAHHHHHHHH the new REEEEEEE?

This is what happens to your brain after years of inceldom. RIP

Despite the autistic format of his message, he's not entirely wrong.

There isn't a reason to continue conversing with IT users. It's like talking to a wall with a smug looking face on it.

Lmao yea ok if you think any guy can randomly ask a girl out of the blue to fuck and she'll say yes, that says more about you than us.

Most of you could do the same

being this delusional

lmao

Just lol if you think an average guy could open with that and not get blocked or reported for sexual assault.

My point wasn't that the average joe can pull this off, but that some of you could be this guy if you would show any will to change your current situation instead of wailing in how bad it is. Be like that dude in one of the top posts who worked hard on himself over years and it actually paid off

Lol so what is your point exactly? Be born good looking so we can have this?

Are you sure every single aspect of you life is pre-determined and you have no influence on then?

My point was the exact opposite, you mind numbingly stupid person!

Your point was the average joe can’t pull this off. We are all average to under average joes here. So we can’t “be” this guy you fucking retard.

Average Joe *staying** average Joe, not average Joe changing himself into whoever this tinder guy is

“Average joe changing himself into chad”

You are seriously stupid

Explain to me why becoming fit, style and dress well is impossible. There's nothing else what makes this guy... this guy

The guys here are below the average joe

This is fake

This feels fake

I swear it's real. The only fake thing is my chadfish account.

you used to be a cucktear?

I WAS NEVER IT

chadfish

hahahaah

I have a hard time believing any of these "tinder experiments" are real any more. The responses always seem to be exactly the same.

Hi

Hey, want to sex?

yes! your place or mine?

lol no one talks like that. it's just so generic and quick, 3 messages exchanged and they're already doing it? most people are looking to chat a little bit before agreeing to meet up with a complete at their house. that's how you get murdered.

LMAO AT THIS COPE!

You say this because you are fucking ugly/average looking. A 9/10 guy like the one in Ivana's experiment can get a bitch to fuck with no effort, THIS is the blackpill. /u/board_gaming please pin this thread, we need to blow more normies minds with this shit.

No.

Yikes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/83htsm/the_atomic_blackpill_three_times_convicted_child/

The same female that plays “hard to get” with you, makes you wait for sex messages Chads exactly like this.

Guessing you've never taken a statistic class? Oh fuck I forgot you incels failed half your highschool classes because you were too busy dreaming about going home to your computer.

LOOL dude, you are a funny guy.

funny how?

there are definitely people that move fast in situations like this I won't deny that. I've gone home with guys at the bar that I had just met that night, but after hanging out for a while and having some drinks, all of your friends have seen the guys face so if anything weird goes down they'll be able to identify him.. if you're dtf, go for it. But on the internet there's just so much potential for it to be some kind of catfishing predator (case in point, see the OP) I guess I like to think girls are smarter than this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/83htsm/the_atomic_blackpill_three_times_convicted_child/

The same female that plays “hard to get” with you, makes you wait for sex messages Chads exactly like this.

Seriously are it cucks this naive? Are you under the age of 40? Have you even been alive this last decade? Do you know what smartphones are? This shit isn't remotely close to fake jfl.

Hot people just want to fuck each other.

ivana_g used to be an inceltears cuck before becoming blackpilled he has no reason to lie.

wtf I was never EVER IT

Good one 👍

Good one 👍

Fuck off 🖕

Good one 👍

Fuck off 🖕

Maa chuda madar chod.

Omg this is beyond cringe. This isn't throwing yourself at Chad. This is making light of child rape to talk to Chad.

To a blue piller, maybe.

Personally I find his approach pretty vulgar. I would never hook up with a guy if he said that. He's not even that attractive. Sorry but he's not my type.

It's fun RPing as IT

The account got suspended (lol) so I couldn’t screenshot it but I got one 35yo cougar to send 18yo chadfish her number after just asking “wanna fuck?” Then I said I’m actually 17 and she said no, she’s not into that. 17 is legal where I live. 18 is ok but 17 is somehow gross? Lmao probably why I got suspended, she reported chadfish for being underage 🤷🏼‍♂️

Edit: underage for OkCupid even though 17 is legal in my state

He's white.

Asian women are the biggest, and most successful, race cucking, white dick thristing, gold digging, emotionally manipulating, low empathy physically abusing femoids on earth.

people just go with what they see...the vast majority of famous hollywood actors, models, etc are white...so they think white = higher status. Higher status = more likely to have offspring with higher status. The irony is that their half asian half white kids are often incel and end up of lower status. ER is a great example.

I really hope you aren’t going to buy a girlfriend from Asia then

You know IT cucks will claim this is just incel BS but look at any Asian sub: Half their posts are about Asian females literally calling males of their own race gross and lusting after white cock.

Some beta male asian guy will end up marrying this thot without ever knowing that Chad got to plow her with no effort or investment.

Meanwhile he will have to have wasted his prime years of his 20's in a dark room studying hard and spending a decade in uni and med school for a chance with her.

And every night, she will say "I'm just not in the mood." lmao

lol exactly, she will do degrading sexual things with Chad then become a prude with Chang.

"Dr. Chang" suggest he's an Asian Chad with a MD. Sluts will still slut for Changs.

8+/10 all women are sluts for chad. The difference is that Asian women have lower standards when it comes to white men

Yep. Being white adds like 3 points from the perspective of average Asian women.

But judging by the picture of chad op posted, a white girl would have the same reaction

My earlier screenshot of 10/10 blonde milf confirms this.

That milf was legit beautiful. I've got a hardcore asian fetish and even I think that milf mogged lingling by a mile.

Haven't seen your milf, just wanted to mention that being a single mother deducts around 3 points for dating.

Fine. Cougar. Not a milf.

It's alright, but this bitch would act like a nun if I did the same. Little hypocritical cunts.

This isn't about slutshaming girls, it's about proving Chad's dominance in this world and disproving IT cucks.

I'm not against sluts, though they could be useful for more men than just chad. I'm only against fake ass sluts.

WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN INCELTEAR CUCK

People might be mad because they are assuming that "this isn't funny anymore" means you're tired of these screenshots of girls being cartoonishly gross.

Lmao I meant it's just sad how these girls are willing to get dicked by random strangers online as long as they're hot. No convo. No intro.

ugh how do i prove these screenshots are real?

You can't. There's no way for anyone except the original source to know. I'd bet a reasonable sum of money it was fabricated on an app.

Even if it's real, Lord almighty, so fucking what?

I guess it supports all the logical fallacies on this sub then.

lmao ok i'm the liar with the technical know-how to fake screen shots from dating apps bc you refuse to believe girls will slut themselves out for chads

Dude, There are 100% girls who do that kind of shit on dating apps. Of course.

So what? It's awful and no good comes of it. Why are screenshots of this shit all over the place? It seems like it's so that angry dudes on the internet can hiss in disapproval. Nod their little heads in agreement that girls are icky.

Side note: there are apps designed to do that shit: Exhibit 1: https://ifaketextmessage.com

You don't need technical know how.

I believe you its real. But yall cherry picking. If i didnt have a life i would do my own tinder chadfish experiment but report all findings instead of cherrypicking.

Can a no life incel do an unbias study?

Yes, I don't have a life. I'm an incel. And you're right, I am cherrypicking. Plenty of girls didn't respond to "wanna fuck?"

Least you admit it.

Well how about you do one for like.. 7 days and report all the findings in a nonbias way then we could get some statistical evidence at least

Others have already done that.

i've only seen cherrypicked cases from tinder

Fuck off if you don’t know how to fuck use the search function on a sub. People have literally done scientific experiments with results displayed in fucking graphs.

Fuck off if you don’t know how to fucking use the search function on a sub. People have literally done scientific experiments with results displayed in fucking graphs.

not tinder ones. all tinder ones are cherrypicked

Just fuck off if you can’t find the damn tables. I can’t find the damn proofs Newton wrote, therefore calculus is a fucking LIE.

This is your escapegoat isnt it? You know they dont exist so you trying to send me on a wild goose chase lolz.

Fuck off I’m not your fucking Jeeves, this isn’t AskJeeves, if you can’t use a fucking search function, fuck off and fuck yourself

LOL it doesnt exist and you know it. If it did you would have presented it by now to shut me the fuck up, but you havnt :)

FUCK OFF

careful, your autistic tendencies are showing

Lmao enlightened Norman uses autism as an insult

Oh, look how quickly you changed your tone. I think I was right. Glad you took my advice though :)

is this how you get your rocks off, online bullying incels? you're so cool. at least incels admit we're subhuman trash. you brag about slaying pussy and then spend your time trolling in an incel thread. you're so cool, i wish I were like you.

If you actually look through my whole post history, I never insult or bully anyone unless they started it first. Even with your constant "fuck off" and insults, I still remained quite courtesy with you.

I don't brag. Just giving an example.

oh yeah i told you to fuck off so you pull out autism from your bag of insults. you're a real hero, just defending yourself.

Hmm a seemingly autistic kid insults me and I insult back. If anything this shows that I treat you as an equal instead of someone who has a "disability"

And it’s “scapegoat” moron

WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN INCELTEAR CUCK

WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN INCELTEAR CUCK

WHY AM I BEING ACCUSED OF BEING AN INCELTEAR CUCK

Life is not fair.

Whoever said it was?

If you were born a 8/10 chad you would not give a single fuck and laugh at everyone here

JFL look at her profile (I've blacked out all identifying information): https://i.imgur.com/YyQnumn.png

Lmao what a fucking skank.

I'm done. It's over.

Shut it all down

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

IT CUCKS BLOWN OUT. IT'S OVER. RAISE THE WHITE FLAG. THIS SHOULD BEEN IN THE OP. HOLY FUCK IT'S A MASSSACRE

If I'd known I'd get accused of faking phone screenshots, I would've put the laptop screenshot in the op.

They'll do anything they can to say it's not true. Turbo denial. They themselves cannot face facts that they are probably getting cucked, and the women over there are I'm denial that 4+ chicks are like this (because they themselves are like 2) only because they can't pull it off.

The only attractive woman on that entire sub was bored_femoid but she was dating a biker chad.

How do you know she was attractive?

She posted a picture in trm

Damn. Wish I could see it now.

She was like a 6. Blonde if that tickles your fancy. Not anything spectacular. Just based off the laws of relativity she was like a 30/10 compared to those beasts over in IT however

Nah, mostly in asian and Latina girls.

propf women are incapable of knowing their own mind

proof women are incapable of knowing their own mind

Holy shit. ASIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST. I hate noodlewhores.

Prove to me chivalry still exists

Holy shit. You can’t make this shit up.

Prove to me hot guys will fuck me

Fixed.

You got a place?

She didn't even assume that he had a home. She could've fucked him even if he was homeless. Good job wagecelling.

When incels chadfish girls: We're just proving how easy it is for Chad to get sex using zero personality, and disproving all the bullshit advice from normie cucks.

When IT cucks claim incels are faking screenshots: Slutshaming the girls who got catfished, claiming no real girl would ever behave like that.

Hoes be hoes. I for one am thankful for these thotties. College would have sucked without sluts.

Also no shit chad can get girls easy. Attractive people are attractive and water is wet.

You're preaching to the choir. These experiments are to disprove IT's bullshit.

Ehh it doesnt prove all women are whores/sluts though. Lets get that straight.

When did I say all women are whores and sluts

You didnt however its a very prominent theme in this subreddit usually using these tinder experiments as evidence

then why try to lecture me

just wanted to put it out there for those who don't know

What is your point btw now that we talking

Read the original comment you commented to.

and how is she different from other "womyn" Probably good daughter, good student, faithful girlfriend etc

Hmm I'm just saying not all women can be generalized as a monolith just like how not all incels are the same.

Unfortunately I think in terms of "chadttraction" they are all fuckin the same.

if all women want chads then all men want stacys, including you. All you want is a stacy so why you mad for girls wanting chads?

Ye, did is true. except I don't want some stacy, I want all bitches. I'm mad because I'm chad imprisoned in meh/10 body for ever.

OMG!! Dude I feel you. I'm a millionaire imprisoned in a poor man's life.

How are you a chad imprisoned in an incel body?

normally. exchange bodies between me and chad, and femoids will stop "loving" him and start "loving" me

give me a million dollars and I'll be rich for life.

said every lottery winner

well i don't think either of us are winning the lottery anytime soon

I think it's funny how torn up you are over another sub. It really shows your maturity and you'll more than likely have ladies lining up at your door soon!

Your sub is called INCELTEARS and IT cucks come into an INCEL sub and comment on my post, and I'm the one torn up about another sub. Ok.

You IT cucks created a sub entirely devoted to screenshotting and making fun of us. AND I'M THE ONE TURN UP OVER ANOTHER SUB.

Hi, sorry for calling you a cuck since I saw you actually cuckqueened another woman while she was pregnant. You’re really cool. Hope you get find good weight loss tips in IncelTears.

Hi, sorry for calling you a cuck since I saw you actually cuckqueened another woman while she was pregnant. You’re really cool. Hope you get find good weight loss tips in IncelTears.

Nigga ain't that ironic as fuck

Or you could be a decent person and respect women.

What does your comment have anything to do with the screenshot?

Because obviously chadfish was an asshole just randomly asking an innocent girl to fuck and manipulating her into agreeing to casual sex.

You should be here!!

...and be friend zoned or ignored.

Thank God for every dead normie [not eNCouraging violence]

Idk that’s a little contradictory man but okay

violeNCe is isn't the answER

Don't worry guys. She's one of the good girls who doens't like muscley douchebag guys and is waiting for a nice chivalrous male that respects women. Teeheehee

Some girls out there just want sex, same as guys. Not really hard to believe.

found the hoe/cuck

Hooking up with girls is easy. It’s as easy as the conversation posted. But there’s also girls who only want serious relationships. This is pretty normal...

okay hoe/cuck whatever you say to make yourself feel better about your STD

There are* girls

You're missing a period in your correction.

you got him dude!! haha!!! nice one

He goes around correcting the dumbest little mistakes. I think people forget they are on the interwebs. This isn't skool.

Damn. I’m a fukn illiterate degenerate. Never knew. Thanks for the correction.

I'm so depressed.

Legend has it that a normie from inceltears is still trying to woo her to this day with witty, ”humorous” openers.

Why is this screen shot so much more popular than my earlier screen shot of the 39yo milf

he probably took 10,000 cold showers and respected women before he got to this level.

he also shaved obviously

Remember, treating women like shit is just treating them like what they are.

Please stop treating women well. Please catfish and troll them. Please insult them to their face. It's the only thing they understand.

This

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What is this r/iamverysmart bs

True.

I can do the same shit on english girls tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/wGQvZaY.png

Not that hard for me.

wait explain the "you can spit if you have condoms" thing

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If she uses a condom, there isn’t anything to spit... 🤔

What

He's saying he won't ask her to swallow if she gets condoms for him

That seems nonsequitar lol. Why can’t she just spit?

Most dudes want chicks to swallow. Idk man, you're asking the wrong person. But it seems like he doesn't want to pick up condoms so he says she can spit if she gets them instead.

Wow massive incel right here

Anyone got some good pictures to use? I am going to start a catfishing account.

I tried this on Tinder. Worked like a charm! No shirtless pics just some random drummer of an unknown boyband. Got pics with a dog and the guy at a concert and bar. I got so, so many matches compared to my original account. I use it every nöw and then when I want to have a random conversation.

What is it with pictures of dogs and that has girls swooning

Honestly dude, I wish I could tell you. I’m not sure perhaps it’s the perception that a guy with a dog is more responsible due to the effort required to own one. Can’t say I’m entirely sure. Also dogs are cute animals, and we know how girls like cute things.

I used some male model’s IG for this chadfish but I’ve catfished girls using pics of pro athletes and catfishes guys using pics of porn stars

why try?

How do you make a chad account without it getting deleted after a couple days? :/

Mine got deleted after less than a day lol

In my opinion its literally imposible for asian womem to be attractive.

Agreed

No.

Yikes

there are definitely people that move fast in situations like this I won't deny that. I've gone home with guys at the bar that I had just met that night, but after hanging out for a while and having some drinks, all of your friends have seen the guys face so if anything weird goes down they'll be able to identify him.. if you're dtf, go for it. But on the internet there's just so much potential for it to be some kind of catfishing predator (case in point, see the OP) I guess I like to think girls are smarter than this.

wtf I was never EVER IT

And every night, she will say "I'm just not in the mood." lmao

People might be mad because they are assuming that "this isn't funny anymore" means you're tired of these screenshots of girls being cartoonishly gross.

This isn't about slutshaming girls, it's about proving Chad's dominance in this world and disproving IT cucks.

You're preaching to the choir. These experiments are to disprove IT's bullshit.

When did I say all women are whores and sluts

FUCK OFF

Hmm a seemingly autistic kid insults me and I insult back. If anything this shows that I treat you as an equal instead of someone who has a "disability"

and how is she different from other "womyn" Probably good daughter, good student, faithful girlfriend etc

What is this r/iamverysmart bs

I tried this on Tinder. Worked like a charm! No shirtless pics just some random drummer of an unknown boyband. Got pics with a dog and the guy at a concert and bar. I got so, so many matches compared to my original account. I use it every nöw and then when I want to have a random conversation.

You’re a fucking idiot. Go read a dictionary.

I used some male model’s IG for this chadfish but I’ve catfished girls using pics of pro athletes and catfishes guys using pics of porn stars

Lol, frustrated and ugly. Great combination. 😁