it sucks :(

Is everything covered in cum?

It's the light of the PC monitor.

Monty Python reference? (Your username)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_Is_Nigh_(disambiguation)

average normie level of knowledge

Bottles of fresh mountain dew...that's just rock bottom.

That's... not mountain dew

Well it was mountain dew 24 to 96 hours ago

How often do you piss exactly?

I mean there are multiple bottles, from multiple days. Who pisses out a gallon on one day?

Do you piss once every 24 hours? How can that be the minimum you listed?

It takes some time to digest stuff

Ok.

mountain dew

lol

cigarettes definitely add to the ldar experience

highly recommend

Full bottles of piss is be icing on the ldar cake.

Creepy misogynist. tee hee

Damn I should start smoking. The nicotine high must feel great and it increases the chances of dying. Fuck I hate being a brainlet, forgetting stuff like that.

Just go for a run every day. Cheaper, healthier and better high.

Adrenaline best drug tbh.

and it increases the chances of dying.

I don't want anything healthy.

Well then you shouldn't do cigarettes either, but heroin.

Adrenaline best drug tbh.

i get that every day due to social anxiety.

Agreed. Runner’s high is the best.

if you want to feel good just do opiates. They will make you feel like you're in heaven man

More or less impossible to get opiates here. Even if you know the right people, it costs a fuckton of money.

Have you tried kratom brocel? It has a decent little opiate buzz to it

I have a bunch of it if you'd like to try it

Nope I never tried. What is it?

How would I get any of it though? I probably live far away from you.

I mail it to you

it's legal.

here check out this thread i googled quick. they give their take on how it affects them

https://www.reddit.com/r/kratom/comments/4qg3kg/what_does_kratom_euphoria_feel_like_to_you/

I mail it to you. It's a powdered plant. lots of peoplereally love. I used it way too much so i have too take a long break from it before it'll work again.

Thank you so much for the offer but I have to decline. I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable taking pills i'd receive from strangers online. Nothing against you, i'm just too afraid to end up brain damaged.

I'll look for some dealers here though.

it's not a pill. it's powdered leaf from a reputable vendor.

i would never do anything to harm afellow brocel.

just trying to help out. I guessi understand that you don't trust a fellow cel..

sucks in this world, nobody trusts the ugly dudes lol

it's not a pill. it's powdered leaf from a reputable vendor.

Still, the same. Sorry.

i would never do anything to harm afellow brocel.

I trust you. But it's just a rule I have tbh.

just trying to help out. I guessi understand that you don't trust a fellow cel..

It's just that I don't really trust anyone.

sucks in this world, nobody trusts the ugly dudes lol

I know how you feel. But this isn't about that, I don't trust anyone. You could be the hottest guy on earth and i'd still decline.

Look up /r/kratom if you ever want to find some for sources

canopybotanicals is pretty good

I'll do that. Thanks for the info!

A bullet to the head does fine

If I could die a natural death then i'd do that. But I wont rope before my mum passes away.

But I wont rope before my mum passes away.

same here man.

same man. Can't think of the rope while my parents are alive. Although I have siblings who are married and have kids. So I am guessing they will be able to handle my loss.

Man my mom would rather have me rope while she's a living than have me throughout the rest of her life. Everyone hates me.

I'm so sorry to hear that mate.

Everyone hates me.

That's not true bru. We love you.

Occasional smoker here: the nicotine high is overrated. Unless you're worried about becoming a fatcel, your ticket is booze. Just keep the car keys hidden. You might die in a car crash, but more likely, you'll get a DUI and your shit life will get even worse.

Pick it up. IDC about cancer, I want to die anyways. I'll rope after I get the positive diagnostic.

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WTF IS THIS LMAOO

feels

Beautiful. I want a dakimakura with that Pepe the frog.

When did you take that picture of me?

Ait we going live in images now.

Same guy: why the fuck won’t girls date me??

Yeah male depression is a joke amirite

They have pills for that. I think

Try thinking less

Nah. I like thinking its good for blood flow in the head area. I think

Just take a pill to numb away your feelings and emotions bro

Just do nothing and die a virgin bro

Read my flair, also I never heard of anyone getting laid because they took an anti-depressant but I've heard of plenty of people who shot up schools after taking them

Be a pharmacuck bro

Anything is game for a joke. It's not always appropriate but you can make fun of anything in the right place. Nothing is too sacred.

Except anything about females, if you joke about females then dis is y ur incel

Feminists make misogynistic jokes. The difference is just that they often say them in places where everyone knows not to take them seriously.

Because this sub and other incel spaces are often seen as being serious, and because it's open for viewing by everyone, you get people coming here getting that impression. Doesn't help that you do get a bit of actual sexism either.

A lot of the time it's a big misunderstanding basically.

I HOPE you are joking.

I'm not. It's the difference betweem sharing a private and mutual racist joke with an ethnic friend, and saying the same joke in front of strangers in public.

One is ok, the other isn't.

So what exactly are you arguing for faggot? You think anything is fair game except for females or do you not? Did you reply to the same person?

How could you possibly think that I think everything is fair game except for females when I literally stated the opposite?

Are you completely unable to understand nuance? It's quite important for social relations.

No I'm confused what the fuck exactly you are arguing against. Why didn't you type your reply to the guy who said "anything is fair game" you condescending dipshit?

Male depression is only a joke if you whine about it on the internet and surround yourself with other losers in order to validate and reinforce your own negativity and passivity.

Fuck you are geniunely retarded.

Just smile more bruh, it will kick depression's ass.

Haha good1

Can confirm, used to be 2/10, then I smiled and I recently signed a contract with Calvin Klein to be an underwear model. All about positivity

Yes and when teen girls pracially scream to the world on social media that they're gonna commit suicide because their boyfriend brole up with them is totally valid because all female depression is valid but for men... not at all.

Men and women are different. They evolved to play different roles. Men are not supposed to be weak. You can whine and lament this fact, or you can man the fuck up. The only one who suffers more as a consequence of your choice is you.

just man up bro

Men and women are different. They evolved to play different roles. Women are not supposed to be outside the kitchen. You can whine and lament this fact, or you can woman the fuck up. The only one who suffers more as a consequence of your choice is you.

I wasn’t making a joke about depression. I was making a joke about the stereotypical guy who sits in his room covered in his own semen, surrounded by piss bottles and cigarette butts saying “why won’t girls date me” while not seeing the irony of his own situation.

That's male depression dipshit. Actual depression. Not "I feel sad sometimes teehee". There is no irony here.

-,- first girls didn't want to date, then he went rotting, you don't see that?

^ retard

Still better than wagecucking

Depends on the wage you’re getting, perhaps. Some jobs are more soul sucking than others.

Every day when I'm wagecucking I ask myself, is it really worth it? Then I remember plastic surgery and prostitutes exist, and the answer is "yes"

The only reason i wagecuck is because of prostitutes, thank god they are legal here in my country

damn. I forgot how miserable i was when incels was banned.

thinking of starting to smoke. I really have literally nothing going on in my life. debts, no friends, no social life, just strangers everywhere. Even my own family seems foreign to me since my older siblings have kids now and I barely talk to my parents (less than 4 minutes a week, mostly because I need money sometimes). Life is pain. I am thinking of killing myself in a way to cuck the insurance companies. At least some good may come out of it.

Don't start smoking, it's a distinguished habit that took me years to kick. The only reason I started smoking is because where I grew up it was the norm to start smoking around year 9 in school.

Are you talking about marijuana or tobacco?

If it's marijuana, wow...

he seems asian from the username, common for kids in cities there to start smoking cigs from high school.

Most people know that tobacco doesn't really do much for the mind besides addiction.
I think the guy who wanted to smoke was talking about weed.

Cigarettes will only make you more stressed out. They make you feel focused and relaxed for 30 minutes, an hour at most, but after that, all you're left with is a jumped-up heart rate and bad breath. It'll also fuck up your sleep. Coffee is the same way and about as addictive, but normtard coffee addicts will never admit this.

I don't smoke or drink coffee, but I want to pick up some unhealthy habit to wipe off years off me or make me more prone to cancer or heart attack. I don't even fucking drink fml.

I don't even fucking drink fml.

Is it because of the taste? You can probably find some alcohol you like. No shame in the fruity drinks. Those are really only my go tos. I tolerated the other stuff over time.

Yeah don't like the taste and not a fan of the buzz/high either. I am a little religious too (hindu).

I wish I could NEET again, wagecucking is killing me.

Boohoo

More or less impossible to get opiates here. Even if you know the right people, it costs a fuckton of money.

I don't smoke or drink coffee, but I want to pick up some unhealthy habit to wipe off years off me or make me more prone to cancer or heart attack. I don't even fucking drink fml.

Yeah don't like the taste and not a fan of the buzz/high either. I am a little religious too (hindu).