He bravely faced the monster and tried to fight it, but he could do nothing to penetrate it's thick skin. The gigantic mouth, adapted to ingesting massive amounts of food, opened wide but the hero remained standing, bracing himself for an attack by her sharp teeth or flames. However, the only thing that came out of her mouth was one sentence, no longer than 6 words. Nobody knows exactly what it was, and if I told you, you would instantly forget it because it was so completely irrelevant, dull and vapid that the hero fell to his knees in agony, his reality shattered into absurdity. He realized then, there is no point in fighting, no point in trying. It was over. He took the sward and performed harakiri, knowing as he was doing it that there was no honor or meaning to his act or to anything else in this world. As he was dying he saw the monsters dull gaze staring right through him as if he never even existed at all.
The prophet is said to be "No shorter than the average cuck in his prime" I think that means he was average height. Not chad height, below 6 feet but above 5'7
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1 birtopia 2018-03-12
To scale
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
100%
1 Alia_Harkonnen 2018-03-12
He bravely faced the monster and tried to fight it, but he could do nothing to penetrate it's thick skin. The gigantic mouth, adapted to ingesting massive amounts of food, opened wide but the hero remained standing, bracing himself for an attack by her sharp teeth or flames. However, the only thing that came out of her mouth was one sentence, no longer than 6 words. Nobody knows exactly what it was, and if I told you, you would instantly forget it because it was so completely irrelevant, dull and vapid that the hero fell to his knees in agony, his reality shattered into absurdity. He realized then, there is no point in fighting, no point in trying. It was over. He took the sward and performed harakiri, knowing as he was doing it that there was no honor or meaning to his act or to anything else in this world. As he was dying he saw the monsters dull gaze staring right through him as if he never even existed at all.
The end
1 foreignincel4 2018-03-12
Its over
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-12
LMAO
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
😢 RIP our beloved prophet
1 SkinnyPoorAndIncel 2018-03-12
So funny because it's true. Her replies almost never exceed that number of words.
1 Alia_Harkonnen 2018-03-12
Someone else made that observation a while ago and she's really sticking with it
1 69SRDP69 2018-03-12
Cringe
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
"The value of a man is not shown where he spits but what he appreciates"- StBlackops2cel
1 maybethrowed 2018-03-12
fucking hilarious
1 Nederweed 2018-03-12
Beautiful.
1 Zangano1 2018-03-12
Board gaming is disgusting creature.
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-12
is stblackops2cel a manlet
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
The prophet is said to be "No shorter than the average cuck in his prime" I think that means he was average height. Not chad height, below 6 feet but above 5'7
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-12
mohammed was middle height, i.e. 5' 7
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-12
but had a personality of a god. its over.
1 trevmon 2018-03-12
we're not allowed to draw a pick of muhhamad cuz he had an incel face and it'd turn off roasties and the religion would fall apart overnight
1 Claymore-2000 2018-03-12
nah. he was called handsome. he married 10 women ffs. he is chadder than the chadest .
1 trevmon 2018-03-12
true he was likely a warlord chad
1 Tarkakibehen 2018-03-12
Lol that was 600s 😂
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-12
middle height has consistently meant 5' 7 up until the late 19th century
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-12
Why are we worshipping that fakecel who went full normtard?
1 TheEndIsComing29 2018-03-12
Dont know that post was so full of fucking shit lmaoo.
All it did was bring out the rest of the cucked normmies and femoids out of hiding.
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
HOW DARE YOU TALK ILL OF THE PROPHET. You are hereby banished to cucktears
1 [deleted] 2018-03-12
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1 bigantennaemay1 2018-03-12
Lol. First genuine smile I've cracked in almost a week.
1 Malice10 2018-03-12
Lol awesome
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-03-12
What happened between him and board gaming. I looked through his only post and cant find any comments from her
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2018-03-12
She ate him.
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-03-12
Oh no
1 foreignincel4 2018-03-12
Its over
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-12
LMAO
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-12
😢 RIP our beloved prophet
1 SkinnyPoorAndIncel 2018-03-12
So funny because it's true. Her replies almost never exceed that number of words.
1 69SRDP69 2018-03-12
Cringe
1 maybethrowed 2018-03-12
fucking hilarious
1 Nederweed 2018-03-12
Beautiful.