That face, and he's holding food? This is fucking great

The way he holds that sandwich with such confidence while smirking and letting his dick hang out just oozes personality. He’s not apecel, he’s ApeChad.

LOL that smirk kills me

“Yeah I’m holding a sandwich and my dicks out. So wut?”

"the fuck you say bro???"

Face and dick mogs me

That’s one pink dick

And some blue balls

I get mogged by how photogenic is this fucker is

What does mog mean?

Lurk more

i've been on this sub for a month and still don't know what mog means. how can someone if you never use the abbreviated form and the long form in the same posts which rarely happens

i've been on this sub for a month and still don't know what mog means.

If you had IQ of over 80 you would have figured it out by now from context

no not at all there are millions of words that begin with the letters m, o, and g. I know how to use mog in a sentence but that doesn't mean I know what it stands for.

If you stand next to Brad Pitt, you are mogged.

doesn't matter what it stands for, he's saying anyone with a brain could figure out what it means through context. I've been browsing this sub for less than a week and I got it like the second time I saw it.

I figured out what it meant almost instantly. That doesn't mean I know what it stands for. I would still like to know what mog stands for.

Idk either, doesn't matter. It might mean "mistake of God" or [man]+[dog]=mog but both of those are nouns and it's used here as a verb. Could be either of those turned into a verb, or something else entirely, again doesn't matter.

Man of the group lmfao

Lol man of the group you idiots

to destroy someone with genetics

His fucking face, look at the smug smirking fuck, hahaha.

wtf is that thing? lmfao

proboscis monkey

fucken hell. this shit made my depressing day. thank man, that was a good laugh.

pencildickcel

He is considered an alpha male of the Monkey group.

here is a beta male

redistribute the females to the beta monkey

tfw even monkeys have a bigger dick than you, its over for us dickcels.

lol

Further adding to the dimorphism is the large nose or proboscis of the male, which can exceed 10.2 cm (4.0 in) in length,[8] and hangs lower than the mouth. Theories for the extensive length of their nose suggest it may be sexual selection by the females, who prefer louder vocalisations, with the size of the nose increases the volume of the call. Nevertheless, the nose of the female is still fairly large for a primate

Unironically dickmogs me

dude there's no way unless you're a legit micro

No dude, you are 100% alpha

That shit-eating grin, lmao

If that's not photoshoped it needs to be extinct

It's a proboscis monkey. I don't think they get that big though so it's probably shopped.

To be fair, I think this is a matter of perspective, the monkey appears to be on a hand rail to a walk way, an elevated walk way to be exact. The people in the back ground are far away, but close enough to give the illusion of the monkey being big.

Dicklet

i've been on this sub for a month and still don't know what mog means.

If you had IQ of over 80 you would have figured it out by now from context