"Just lick yourself clean every day bro" "you just need to shed your fur dude" "how do you know if you haven't meow'd at her yet?"

175  2018-03-10 by Luftschutzpolize

53 comments

The cat on the left MOGS me

JFL!!! The cat on the left has hunter eyes and the cat on the right has prey eyes.

It's more like phimosis eyes on the left.

Lol at the palate on the retarded obese cat on the left.

Let's be honest here. That cat has hunter eyes.

That cat annoys the fuck out of me, it's so fucking ugly.

Now I know how roasties feel when they see me, lol.

hey now, I'm sure there would be someone who loves you one day and they won't even care what you look like. their heart would be filled with love when they look at you <3

catmogs is one of the most brutal mogs in the history of mogs

Just play with yarn bro

Ya, gotta have hobbies mate.

This thread is bringing negative attention to cats, I must use this as a daw'wah and teaching lesson

One of Muhammad's companions was known as Abu Hurairah (literally: "Father of the Kitten") for his attachment to cats.[1] Abu Hurairah claimed that he had heard Muhammad declare that a woman went to Hell for starving a female kitten and not providing her with any water, but this was disputed by Muhammad's widow Aisha.[4] According to legend, Abu Hurairah's cat saved Muhammad from a snake.[2]In gratitude, Muhammad stroked the cat's back and forehead, thus blessing all cats with the righting reflex. The stripes some cats have on their foreheads are believed to mark the touch of Muhammad's fingers.[5]

It is important that we value felines. They are to be respected, not treated like subhumans like how the kuffar do to incels. They are so pure and clean in fact, if they drink from a water bowl, it is still permissible to use that water for wuduh, in fact it is SUNNAH, subhanAllah

islam posting is unironically turning me muslim

MashAllah, it's a lot of fun and I discovered it through the internet as well.

I recommend watching a few videos I have in mind if you feel existential.

The story of julaybeeb (RA) https://youtu.be/9aCclf8IUvA Muhammad SAW wedded a fellow incel to another woman, subhanAllah. Let me tell you, if rasulAllah SAW saw the state that women are in today, he would be mind blown. But, he is the ally of the believer, even an incel. Tbh his personality was gigachad, that's how he got his own country and earned the support of many wives.

https://youtu.be/J5AB3ZGc-mY the meaning of living here, and how we must let go of the garbage of this world

https://youtu.be/nIbnUMqLQ78 this one is mind blowing. If this doesn't get you to think about Islam then ur heart is too closed

allah hu ackbar

peace and blessings i will watch these if i dont sui at work

in sha Allah, i will keep u in my dua jazakAllahu kharyn (Allah bless you)

I remember my grandfather told me the story of Julaybeeb. He became Chad in the end.

oh. you mean that incel who died in the battlefield before getting married? may we meet him in jannah.

Iirc he did get married. But then a battle happened and he died before he got to live a happy life with his wife. He slayed several foes before he went down himself. That made him a Chad.

i thought he died before getting married. yeah, he went out as a chad.

Maybe. I was told the story long ago, so I could have it mixed up.

what kind of fabricated hadith is that XD

negatory, not fabricated. this is very well known.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80RrZCjQbew

yeah, i remember seeing that video long time ago. i want to own a cat soo bad.

do you have the soruce of that hadith?

Islam is good cope tbh. See my post on Islam.

This thread is bringing negative attention to cats

As it should. Cats are lazy worthless cunts, and everyone who has ever owned a cat is gullible, stupid, or both.

Bro u need to seriously think about what u just said,that's major haram

Bro u need to seriously think about what u just said,that's major haram

You need to seriously consider whether to believe the Islamic god is God, or whether the Triune God of the Christians is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYYk6hEBKgE

Because, even the Muslims aren't obligated to believe in a bunch of contradictory ("this was disputed by Muhammad's widow Aisha") and "according to legend" traditions about cats, which at best, are just "nice stories."

That cat-squirrel or squirrel-cat mogs my Sphynx by about 15 points.

All cats pretty much LDAR all the time anyways.

Yeah cats are the masters of LDAR, we should learn from them.

BRUTAL CAT PILL

Brutal catcel

Your problem is your toxic personality, not your looks. See a therapist.

Forgot to add /s at the end

Shut up cunt. If only we could swap your body with an incel's, then we'd see how much your bland and shitty personality matters.

Are you going to pay for the therapy?

True, a lot of cats have toxoplasmosis.

Incels need to develop our own form of toxoplasmosis to infect the femoids with and then they will finally love us! ...Because of a medical condition but still!

Cat the truth and cat never lie yoooo

fuckng brutal

I hate biology/nature/society/life

I was going to say "I'm willing to bet the owners love that cat especially." but then I realized that's like saying your parents love you; other cats are going to hard pass :(

Not everyone has loving parents

Brutal blacktabbypill

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Did that obese roastie cunnt shadowban me?

no

the average cat is only 23-25cm "tall"

when will catlets learn lmao

Das it.

At least the cat has a positive canthal tip.

JFL at anyone who thinks that if you've never asked a girl out you're a volcel or don't know your SMV

What u/Chef_something and his dogcel. This cat is our new mascot,

oh hey

Not you. It was chef lamar or something.

MashAllah, it's a lot of fun and I discovered it through the internet as well.

I recommend watching a few videos I have in mind if you feel existential.

The story of julaybeeb (RA) https://youtu.be/9aCclf8IUvA Muhammad SAW wedded a fellow incel to another woman, subhanAllah. Let me tell you, if rasulAllah SAW saw the state that women are in today, he would be mind blown. But, he is the ally of the believer, even an incel. Tbh his personality was gigachad, that's how he got his own country and earned the support of many wives.

https://youtu.be/J5AB3ZGc-mY the meaning of living here, and how we must let go of the garbage of this world

https://youtu.be/nIbnUMqLQ78 this one is mind blowing. If this doesn't get you to think about Islam then ur heart is too closed

Ya, gotta have hobbies mate.