Same age, same species

108  2018-03-10 by Dellarie

208 comments

Chad Thundercock could literally grab that fragile incel, one hand on the head and one hand under the feet, and then crush him like a can.

A life filled with vidja and coping vs a life spent slaying. Poor ricecel.

id prefer a mix of both

If I suddenly woke up as a killer chad, I wouldn't give up videogames, anime, my music taste, and everything inbetween. It wouldn't matter, girls don't care if you have super autism.

Chad can occasionally play pubg of fifa with bros in-between slaying.

chads are more good at gaming than nerds

English too.

a ricecel being brutally mogged. Its over

he can literally smash him to pieces right there , thank god for civilisation this is terrifying

We would be in gangs to protect each other.

goblins vs ogres

Get your CCW.

Is a CCW the only thing that is keeping him from ascending to normie?

If so, then yeah he should stop attention whoring and get it, lol.

No, but if some tallfag piece of shit decides to fuck with him he can protect himself (within legal limitations, of course.)

oh lol.

I was thinking of it from a maxillofacial surgery perspective... not a conceal carry weapon. xD

A CCW is a rotation of the maxilla to reduce a long maxilla and mitigate a gummy smile. The mandible is then pushed up. And you can reinforce a (then) short mandible with subsequent chin wings.

Exactly what I was thinking, he could kill him in probably less than 30 seconds barehanded. Terrifying.

literally not kill him right away , but slam him hard to shatter parts of his body in extreme pain

Gigachad must be a huge autist taking these high level incel classes and assorting with the subhuman next to him

It’s a high school project dumbass

that chad looks atleast 7’1

No 🍚 cel is just small

That guy is 6’7 I remember from the original post.

Yeah he posts on Reddit too 😂

Obviously severe autist

5'13" vs 6'0"

JFL at same species.

"I prefer the one on the left akshally"

Teehee

he looks like a pug from instagram whores

I don’t understand this post. Do you go find pictures of “ attractive” men and get mad that they look better than you?

What kind of way is that to live your life and it’s slightly gay. Stop worrying what other men look like and do with their life and go work on yourself.

again with the homophobia, inceltears has no shame

I’m not being homophobic by recognizing gay actions. Obsessing over men is something a gay man would do. I understand why y’all would be mad at women for not seeing your value but what does “ chad” have to do with anything?

Going by this logic, inceltears is extremely sexually attracted to incels.

Very true. By that logic, IT is practically foaming at the mouth for Incel dick.

yeah because when men "obsess" about other men it can only be sexual

fucking retard

Thanks, I'm sure if I work hard enough my bones will grow.

It won't, but looking at pictures of attractive men won't make your bones grow either.

More wise council from cuck tears, man these people braindead

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Speak for yourself

OwO

Ugly men get girls too

No.

Ugly on the inside? Not so much.

I guarantee you only date tall white guys

Its not gay to point out that alpha males and beta males exist in physical form in the human species.

do cucktears come here and ask the same old stupid questions on purpose? No they are just that stupid.

These guys are laughing and having a good time right now. Chill

no they aren't. they're dwelling in their own misery reading this shit.

The subliminal homosexuality here is fascinating. You find it everywhere here.

The subliminal projection of normies here is fascinating. You find it everywhere here.

You know that normies have sex and no problem with homosexuality?

his hands are bigger than ricecel's face, he gets fucking mogged in every facet

Absolutely brutal..

After they finish the group project and are just shooting the shit:

Chang: "Hey Chad, I'm not having any luck on Tinder, you have any tips with women"?

Chad: "Just go up and smile at her it works for me :)"

Just spat my drink all over my screen, thanks

me too! did you see that sexy guy on the left sitting next to that wierd looking guy on the right? I much prefer men like that one on the left. teehee

At least he's smiling. Probably has a really good personality.

like that matters

Yes it does

Not gonna lie, when I was in 10th grade, he would have been my type.

LMAO!! "not going to lie" then follows up with a lie. You femoids are full of shit

I was in IB. Trust me, the smart kids were looked up to immensely. He's cute in the face, kind of a male jolie laide thing going on. And how do you know it's a lie? Because it doesn't fit into your world view? I was a nerdy girl who was too tall and too bracey for most guys to like.

Oh be quiet femoid, why do you feel the need to lie to some random person on the internet? DEr hur I'm nerddyTeehee

oh shut it will you

And you'll say it's your looks that make women hate you.

No i don't. I know why i hate you though. You yap stupid shit you made up in your head. You must have a shitty life if you need to come to a place like this n make shit up to insult people with. You disgusting pig.

Making up being nerdy, being in IB, being a girl?

I don't need to insult you. Looking into a mirror for you seems to be enough.

jesus christ, why is it only the snowflakes that come to our subhuman hove

IB=snowflake? If you call working hard being a snowflake, fine. Proud to be one, then.

you sure are dumb for someone who claims to have done IB. What do you think is a key feature of a snowflake sweetheart?

Being female?

all snowflakes are different and you were implying you were different from other femoids teehheee

Tell you what, bud, characterizing me as an airhead is funny when I'm likely a hell of a lot smarter than you. The irony of someone like you posting on something with "brain" in the title is hilarious. You're anti-intellectual twat who builds his life around obsessing over and hating women. They are literally your entire identity. You are that. Bloody. Empty.

lol, why do you think you're smarter than me? Cause you did IB? Don't you just have to be in a snooty school to do it?

Issac Newton, Nikola Tesla and many other great minds hated females. I have every reason to hate femoids like those great men.

Because they won't have sex with you? Why would you want to have sex with them, if they're so disgusting? This is how I know you're not smart. You're illogical, overly emotional and immature.

It was a 7,000 kid, multi-school public campus with a high Asian/Indian/Arab population. Parents put in demands for it, and we were one of the poorest Michigan schools to have it outside of Detroit.

I want to have sex with them because my penis tells me to. They're disgusting Chad chasing individuals who have no morality or empathy. How you feel is not meant to be logical.

omg dude you're so smart. Wait are you a Muslim curryfem or Arab from Dearborn, Michigan who turned their back on their own and now sluts it up for the white man. Allah has a special place in Jahanam for you missy.

I'm half-Latina and Jewish, you ignorant jackass. And obviously, you aren't very smart if you base all of your assumptions about women on porn, mean girls in high school and fanfiction written by your echo chamber.

Jewish

top kek that explains IB. I never claimed to be smart or intelligent. My views on females are based on first hand accounts and they are truly horrible and I hate them.

So, based on the few you've met, a majority of human beings on the planet are evil and worthless. I get feeling cautious, but going through life just being that hateful seems exhausting.

And why does Jewish=IB? Working hard is not exclusively a Jewish thing. In fact, I think accepting personal responsibility and and actually trying to better yourself is normal for everyone except you.

Do you not know how statistical sampling and mathematical induction works? I thought you were meant to be smart. All females I have encountered have been horrible and do not like me (n= 1,2,3...) hence it is not unreasonable to assume all femoids are like that (n= n, n+1).

Where I live only the richest private schools have IB and that includes the religious Jew schools.

Here's the thing: in that function, you are the most consistent element. You are the common denominator. Half of humanity, though, is clearly the problem.

well I get on well with males and I get on well with females when they can't see my face. The common denominator are roast beef flaps and horrible Chad chasing femoids.

Really? You get on well with women on here, where you call them femoids? I can't imagine many women treat you nicely, unless you are making an effort to be nicer, or are talking to men pretending to be women on the internet. I'd like you fine if you didn't call me a degrading name and call me an idiot. I'm sure if I weren't a woman you'd like me alright, although the Jew-school comments are sort of concerning.

Lol, the roasties here are foul. I talk to a roastie who uses roastie and femoid. I get on well with female clients who I interact with via phone or email.

There are Jew schools which charge 30k per year and have IB what is wrong with that

If you get on well with some women online, why are we all horrible? Do you discount good experiences you've had? Why wouldn't many women dislike people who outright hate them?

Females love guys who hate them hence they read 50 shades

The most common joke about it is that if he weren't rich, it would be a Criminal Mind episode. It's basically Twilight minus vampires. It's a dumb, critically-panned fantasy.

They wouldn't be rushing to the cinemas if it was a rich skinny nerd who was very nice and treated her with respect.

It's a sex movie aimed at women. Undersexed soccer moms with wine in their purses seems to be a demographic.

exactly, that is what femoids find attractive

All of them? Younger women make fun of that movie. There are different types of women, with different romantic types and interests. I, personally, like guys around my height (5'7") or a little above, who I wouldn't be at the mercy of if he got abusive. Likes anything academic or likes to read. I'm on the autism spectrum, and that tends to be my type as well.

Here's the thing: you said you looked like that one guy in the red pill, blue pill, black pill post. Chances are, if I saw you on the street, I'd think you're cute.

erm no, all evidence shows that females disproportionately like Chad

lol, that was a joke, I don't really look like him, he mogs me

What does mog mean, if you don't mind me asking?

mog means he looks better than me and females would ignore me for him

Huh. I do have question. Would you date a girl as ugly as you perceive yourself to be?

I would date anyone. I have been rejected brutally by landwhales

How old are you?

47

I'm guessing you're Australian, right?

oui

Dumb idea, but would you mind an American pen pal? I'm moving out of my parent's place for school, and I don't have a ton of friends.

yeah that's fine, I'm in my 20s though, not actually 47

Send me a pic in the morning, and I'll send you one. I'm 18, btw.

ok

Wow this was a rollrcoaster!

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Are you unironically going to orbit her?

Are you unironically going to orbit her?

no orbitting has been done

And I sincerely hope none will be done in the future either

Are you unironically going to orbit her?

ikr the one on the left is really cute! i'm a short girl but i would have loved being the short couple in that grade!

Like the tiny wedding toppers.

aww yeah :> the cute smol otp

Just remember, the guy with the biggest dick in the world is a 5'7 mexican who lives on a disability pension.

dick size doesnt matter

i watched that documentary. Turns out it was 90% hanging foreskin, so not the largest dick

The Asian should blame his parents. He'd be in a more competitive environment back home in China or wherever where guys are like him and there are no Chads.

hate to break it to you but... there are chads in china too

Yes. Because parents’ #1 consideration for their children should always be how likely they are to have sex. Who cares about having an otherwise low quality of life with little opportunity?

lol what a joke without sex quality of life will always be bad

Do you honesty believe that people who look like him never have girlfriends/wives? Is that really what you think?

Yes

Literally that should be the only consideration, idiot. It's called biology. It's also called social cohesion. The only reason ethnics come to our white countries is for economic reasons.

I feel like you misunderstood my comment. Either that, or your grasp of the concept of social cohesion is that of someone who doesn’t actually have any idea what that refers to.

That completely aside, I would date that guy long before I would even consider hopping into bed with someone who associates them self in any way, shape, or form with the “incel” mindset. Food for thought: maybe no one wants to fuck you because you’re an arrogant little shithead who thinks he deserves to bat out of his league.

I'm by no means an incel. I enjoy reading this subreddit, though, and I've noticed tons of poster are nonwhites in white nations. There are reasons why Pajeet and Will Zhang can't compete with Chad yet are forced too, and those reasons are their parents selfishness

Kek.

You think you are out of my league. Dream on.

ethnics come to our white countries

WTF? "Ethnics"? How does it feel to live in a growingly undeveloped country that has been made the little bitch of China? Please, tell me.

Because parents’ #1 consideration for their children should always be how likely they are to have sex

Are you serious? thats every western mothers all encompassing lifelong campaign.

future instagram hottie or suicide.

Because being small as a male diminishes one's quality of life.

low quality of life with little opportunity?

Not having sex also IS "low quality of life with little opportunity". Don´t get me wrong, I like watching the nice streets and the perfect scenery in central Europe or something, but no chance of sex at all? Nope, give me a dirty dump with Colombian beauties.

There are no white chads in China becaUse only loser whites have to run away to Asia. But there are lots of changs there

You have no idea what you're talking about. There are chads all over Beijing, Shanghai, and other metropolitans. Lots of guys are here to make money and fuck sideways vag. Now, if you look at shit tier cities, then yes, the only foreigners are esl idiots.

You need to realize it's 2018 and not 2000.

Yeah like you? A pathetic esl loser posting on an incel sub? Face it, chad doesn’t need to go to Asia to get laid when he can get white chicks. White men with Asian women are cope because beckys and Stacy’s are repulsed by them.

I have never seen an attractive/mentally stable/rich white man with an Asian woman. Asian women are jus a step above waifu pillows.

Even average white people in western countries know wmaf consists of losers.

I think Chad looks like a douche. I don't think the shorter guy looks incel...he's not ugly. Somewhere there's a girl for him. He looks nice.

Every fucking thread.

Whatever. He isn't ugly.

I think they’re both good looking

What is the point of lying on the internet? I mean I can understand lying about preferences in real life, but anonymously on the net? Just tell the truth.

I am dumbass.

yes you are

Looks like a twink subhuman. One has to wonder how his ancestors survived being so weak and fragile.

They befriended the Chad

They pick berries for him hoping he won't crush their skull

The genes for shortness, weakness and being beta are passed on by females reproducing, since none of those traits prevent a female from reproducing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_Khan#Early_life_and_family

Temujin, before he gave himself the title of Khan of heaven and earth- was actually widely known for being both short, thin and weaker in batter then his brothers and many of his rivals

He became a great Khan for being good at two things- Running away from battle faster then the other side could catch him and when he did win the battle dolling out the treasure to his men in equal fashion despite their bravery or ability- a precursor to communism

If a larger or stronger warrior challenged him to a fight he would kill that man by cheating- he would have his friends gang up on him or attack in the night or poison their foods ect- which was shocking at the time since the Mongols, much like this sub, prided heritage and physical size instead of just winning

so yeah- he just made sure to win- the tallest man in the room is the last man standing

Somewhere there's a girl for him

Not me though, move on buddy teehee ;)

My luck? I'm not gambling on whether or not there's a girl for you so I'm good.

Somewhere there's a girl for him

This is girl speak for "He's fucking ugly, but I don't want to sound rude."

Like you know girl speak.

Its not hard to understand

It's as easy to understand as down syndrome retard talk.

You get a general sense of what they say/want, but most of it sounds like white noise and padding, and is meaningless and unpleasant to hear.

It's a wonder you can't find anyone.

Yes because personality matters and looks have no part to play in this at all, right?

Get checked fucktard, you may have an extra chromosome in there somewhere.

You could be the hottest ever and your rancid personality would ruin everything.

My chromosomes are fine. The genes within gave me a normal face, average height and the personality to draw others in instead of repel everyone.

Wrong.

If a 10/10 6'2 Chad had my personality he would smash 1,000,000% more than me. Personality has nothing to do with it.

Just try and remember that next time you're getting fucked by Chad like a pig, assuming you're even good looking enough to pull one in.

Honestly that's incredibly arguable

Would YOU date the shorter guy?

So why wouldn't you date him?

Would you be willing to be that girl

Well I'm married now but if I was hanging out with him and there was like between us I would hang out to see what happens. I'm not an asshole.

lol

Rope fuel warning.

Here's the original post. He's 17. Read the comments...

http://archive.today/gnAhL

The guy is harvesting more adoration in that thread than I've received in my entire life. He's getting more female interest in a reddit thread than I've received after approaching more than a hundred women IRL.

You're an emotional cuckold if this doesn't make you angry.

Where is the post

You mean which subreddit? /r/tall

This sight fucking hurts, especially because I've been there. You know for sure which one the girls are wetting themselves over and which one has to cope with League of Legends.

If she did, you’d just call her a fucking liar. So why do you ask? Genuine question.

I wouldn't if she banged him.

I wouldn't if she banged him.

Not good enough, she'd have to have the guy on the right make an genuine advance on her, that she knows is the real thing, reject it and choose the guy on the left, under non-transactional terms (no short or long term chance of Beta bucks, status benefits, etc), and have sex with him purely for internal validation that it would provide, even at the cost of her social repuation. If all of those criteria were met, then she could be genuinely said to prefer the guy on the Left.

And that's why you're single.

Would you prefer a girl you aren't physically attracted to over a hot ass chick? Nope probably not, so stfu.

Exactly. This sub is made for those men who nobody is physically attracted to. So fuck off roastie, you have nothing interesting to say here.

I'll take anything I can get.

So you agree women prefer the physically attractive man? What's your point in posting here?

The incel argument has 2 parts: 1) women prefer attractive men 2) men are thirstier for women than women are for men.

Because of that, women don't have to settle for ugly guys because there are more attractive guys available. Incels can even try to settle for the ugliest girls and they still won't be available, because they'll be with more attractive men.

Exactly guys are attracted to more attractive women but when it's pointed out that females aren't so different females just get triggered.

It's fine for men to be deemed as superficial but for women, it's a crime.

Of course they would.... at the age of about 31, with the spawn of the guy on the right hanging off her their arm while eyeing up the income of the guy on the left

ye god bless i traded my challenger soloq for gym + social life and am blessed with right one genetics . height frame face

this image will be forever passed down within generations known as 'the ultimate mogging'

Guy knows what its like to be Robin to a Batman

Thats such a difference in personality.

Your Genes = Your life

'same species' L M A O

"the guy on the left looks fun and approachable, i would totally pick him over the other one teheee"

I wouldn't even want to be in the same room as the 6'7 gigachad, he fucking scares me.

I think my fear is evolutionary, like if we were in caveman days he could rip me apart in a second, kill my kids like ants, then turn my cavewife into his cumslut and rip her vagina apart with his 10 inch massive thick juicy cock.

r/badwomansanatomy

i m not so sure about same species. Dont believe jewish ''scientits''. Different races=different species

Different species cannot interbreed with one another. If that Asian guy came inside a white bitch they would create a Son. That means he is the same species as her.

wrong. Horses can breed with donkeys. Humans can breed with subhumans too.

http://www.bnd.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/answer-man/article135296594.html

And last time i checked. Mixed race people could breed with each-other. If you don’t use your brain in the slightest, why don’t you use an white supremacy site instead?

The guy said produce a child, not have fertile offspring. That doesn't matter though because there are separate species that can produce fertile offspring. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coywolf

Coywolf

Coywolf (sometimes called woyote) is an informal term for a canid hybrid descended from coyotes and gray wolves. Hybridization between the two species is facilitated by the fact that they diverged relatively recently (around 55,000–117,000 years ago). Genomic studies indicate that nearly all North American gray wolf populations possess some degree of admixture with coyotes following a geographic cline, with the lowest levels occurring in Alaska, but the highest in Ontario and Quebec as well as Atlantic Canada.


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Someone like you existing. I guess decent humans are a separate species.

I guess of all the incels here I am happiest for the existence of Nazi cels.

This is your way of coping with being wrong I guess. Good for you.

So you agree with what I said now but you are upset for some reason?

socialNationalism. doesn’t get why I’m upset about his existence.

Not really, I don't see why this coywolf thing would make you angry.

The fact you people use it to justify calling people subspecies and sub humans.

Subspecies isn't an insult, it's a taxonomic rank.

subhumans. ITT. Are you dishonest or what?

That wasn't me though.

The offspring of horses and donkeys is sterile.

Are mixed race people sterile? How did Obama have kids if he is sterile?

Coyotes and Wolves being separate species can produce fertile offspring.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coywolf

Coywolf

Coywolf (sometimes called woyote) is an informal term for a canid hybrid descended from coyotes and gray wolves. Hybridization between the two species is facilitated by the fact that they diverged relatively recently (around 55,000–117,000 years ago). Genomic studies indicate that nearly all North American gray wolf populations possess some degree of admixture with coyotes following a geographic cline, with the lowest levels occurring in Alaska, but the highest in Ontario and Quebec as well as Atlantic Canada.


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This comment is hilarious for some reason

It's 10:20 , can't wait for the day to end so I can back to room and start crying

I wish I were white :(

r/same_species

r/samespecies

id prefer a mix of both

No 🍚 cel is just small

Chad can occasionally play pubg of fifa with bros in-between slaying.

Do you not know how statistical sampling and mathematical induction works? I thought you were meant to be smart. All females I have encountered have been horrible and do not like me (n= 1,2,3...) hence it is not unreasonable to assume all femoids are like that (n= n, n+1).

Where I live only the richest private schools have IB and that includes the religious Jew schools.

Yes it does

well I get on well with males and I get on well with females when they can't see my face. The common denominator are roast beef flaps and horrible Chad chasing femoids.

Females love guys who hate them hence they read 50 shades

English too.