This was clearly written by a 13 year old girl you gullible ding dongs.

If that’s real the guy should dump this bitch.

yeah fuck that girl, unfortunately judging from what he wrote it seems like hes too deep in his delusions :/ Hopefully he will eventually realize that a control freak isn't worth it

either that or i hope its some sort of troll lol

You forgot the part about letting her have her “guy time” with chad and his friends which always ends up with cheating but don’t worry it won’t happen because of something called “trust” and freedom. You are allowed to go out with the girls too (but I know you don’t know any tee hee).

I'd literally do everything in that list if I could get a girl.

Any girl that would give you a list like that is not even worth the time of day mate

I know. I'll still do all those things if I could just get a girl.

We have no choice.

If we won't do it she can hop on Tinder and find 500 men who will. This is life for an non-Chad.

Yea you do you over dramatic fag it’s called not talking to her. It’s really easy. Just don’t do anything. Like you usually do.

Incels aren't allowed to have ANY standards. why do you cucks need to be reminded of this everyday? Why are you so brain dead?

Who made up that rule faggot? Is their an incel rule book somewhere you can cite for me?

holy shit you ARE braindead. where in my post did i say you need to WOO every girl. you fuckers always complain that incels have high standards when they have ZERO standards. Man, how hard is life living with an iq of 50? You are literally retarded. Your posts on here make zero sense and you cannot grasp simple statement

So why the fuck would any of you have to go after a chick like this? Why? Answer that fucking question.

Answer my question faggot you seemed pretty confident you were right before, what happened?

We have no choice

Err, yeah you do mate

You are a trucel. The rest of us that would not do it would be volcels.

tbh most of that shit would be easy for me to do. I never use social media, don't know any nonrelated females, have no friends to hang out with, etc.

Tyler, Noah, Deven and Josh sound black

Plot twist: She's not possessive, just a closet racist.

This is disturbing, especially how she made it look all cutesy. Bleh

Yeah the cutesy shit is her trying to downplay and normalize this behavior, but it ends up looking even more disturbed.

holy hell, may this cuckerino find peace in the afterlife

Trying to filter for any reasonable rules in this list. Potentially...

• Not asking for head
• Not bringing up exes

Depends on the context/history of the relationship.

The rest is just fucked.

Tbf he probably cheated and this was her way of saying she's watching what he's doing from then on

If a woman I dated handed me something like this I might bitch slap her tbh and hand her my own rules

Haha what a fucking cuck

She forgot to add a couple of things, she's so naive.

Oh man. That's clearly for a dude who got a second chance from his girlfriend, cause he cheated or did something with his best friend.

Probably cheated with his best friend

They probably partied together at his place.

victim blaming?

Just a dude fucking up his relationship. Relax, it's pretty common in Normanland.

sub-7 males have no choice, females in the current year know they have all the power in a relationship. put up with them until sexbots arrive

This can’t be real right ? If it is then this guy needs to leave her ASAP. He can do whatever he wants.

It goes both ways. I would tell her to fuck off personally.

no you wouldn't, because you would never have a girlfriend.

I’m actually married.

Then why do you spend time browsing an incel sub?Is your life that horrible that you need to troll here in order to feel better about yourself?

I don’t troll anybody. I find this sub a interesting distraction.

why comment at all when you don't provide anything useful

Everybody was an incel at some point.

lmao, the wise words of a cuck tears poster. wow

I just comment on every sub. I'm not loyal to anything except r/kanye

That's actually the saddest thing I've ever read on Reddit

At least i get laid on a regular basis

You. Utter. Fucking. Melt.

dabs

boasting in incels sub about having sex

pathetic

idc

haha idiot you don't have a gf then

pwned urself

I’m sorry, are you a thick cunt?

incel loser cant get a gf

Nobody is that naurotic and if so evident its a given maybe u like that kinda of cuck control. To each is own

Chad didn't have to fulfill any of those for her to spread them legs within an hour of meeting him at a party.

Chad will give this bitch a list and she will do anything for him.

Wow he needs to get the hell out of there.

Of course - this is a cuck's roleplay. What's the point of this post?

• You are not to ask for head.
• You are not to interfere when I give a head to that chad.

Lol better than being alone. I mean I wouldn’t do it because I’d rather die than be a white knight but it’s better to be a beta slave than a bitter, lonely and deprived little goblin.

Or that’s just being called desperate

All betas are desperate. They know their willingness to serve is the only thing that get them what they want

I hope you aren’t one cause you seem like an honest asshole,I hope Life favors you man c:

No I’d rather die than be a beta. Sometimes I think maybe.... And then I release I would rather be alone forever than bow and be a slave to another. Constantly begging and debasing myself for scraps of attention .I was actually like that from 13 to 15 but never again lol.

Same man but I got lucky so I guess I won’t end up lonely as I thought I would

That’s good. It’s always good when somebody leaves the black hole

All betas are desperate. They know that their willingness to serve is the only thing that will get them what they want

yet reddit numales will upvote images like this and praise her for being a strong woman ina relationship. betacux are just as to blame as sjwsluts

chad can break all these rules and still get head

wht the fk

Must be fake

Dump that bitch asap

I would't say its abusive imo, just controlling

The point is they dont get the roast in the first place.

I don't think a woman should be going out having the chance to be a slut or looking at other guys, there isn't anything wrong with that.

Not if you ask a feminist

It sure describes a large portion of them.

no, they are the ones who got a sample while he was with her, but he's not allowed to bring them up. cucky has rules to follow.

kek. i really wanna try this tbh

See my comment above:

If my relationship with my girlfriend were like that, I'd bail and happily declare myself volcel.

In the relationship which I am part of, there is no control and therefore no struggle for control either. And if there were, I'd bail, because I just can't even imagine ever being comfortable with being locked in constant struggle. Alternatively, if my SO tried to control me, I would submit right until the point where it would no longer be fun, then I would bail.

The list in the OP is fucked up by my personal standards, but I have enough objective knowledge of how people structure their relationships to know that it's nothing particularly out of the ordinary for normal people. That's what my original comment was about.

kek

This is cope. You’re saying this because the idea that most most people in relationships aren’t like this makes you even more upset.

if you wouldn't do that then your a volcel

this is brave and empowering. anything a woman does is brave, strong and empowering

You wouldn't do this in order to have a gf?

Are you basing this off your years of experience in relationships?

why comment at all when you don't provide anything useful

incel loser cant get a gf