I have a female friend who is just under 5ft and refuses to date anyone taller than 6ft because taller guys intimidate her. They're out there, you just need to look for them.
They're not as rare as you think. You just need to put yourself out there to find them. Sitting at home on the internet feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to help you find a girl.
Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?
Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.
Translation for people who do not know about female multitasking: she is sitting alone at home watching daytime TV, eating Doritos, smoking inside, chatting away on Facebook and Normiegram, trolling on reddit and posting the result of trolling on her WYMYNEMPOWERMENT tumblr blog. At the same time, hubby is at work and slaving away on his 5th 12 hour shift this week.
Is this sub reddit fucking retarded? How does this post help anyone? Why don't you incels try arm post Adobe for other incels or have suicide preventing posts, oh wait a lot of you encourage suicide you sick fucks.
Shit dude, I never knew that even when different countries had different standards for the same measurement unit that the 5' 11" guys with the longer foot unit were shorter than the 6' guys with the longer foot unit!
A shitpost for a shitpost it's really just stating the obvious.
If you’re an attractive man under 6’, women will automatically see you as being 6’. I knew a Chang who’d slay white pussy. He was 5’8” but he was also built with wide shoulder which made him look even shoulder. But his white girlfriend was shocked when he mentioned he was 5’8” and she was like, “What? No! You’re at least 5’11.” She wasn’t even that much shorter than him, like 5’6”.
Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?
Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.
104 comments
1 carpathianflorist 2018-03-09
The genetic high ground.
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-09
It's over ani
1 trevmon 2018-03-09
low key I think aniakin was right and obi wan fucked padame.
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
tfw I'm 5'11 and women will never view me as a human because I'm under 6'0
1 DeLeDuc 2018-03-09
Just say you’re 6’0 then, people wont notice the difference probably
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
But that would be lying
1 EnkiRise 2018-03-09
I can never lie to m'lady
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-09
Bonus points if you wear shoes with really thick bottoms to make yourself look like you have that extra inch.
1 lady--maria 2018-03-09
Most women don't give a shit about height. And being 5'11 isn't much different from being 6'0, no-one's going to really tell the difference anyways.
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
Women won't even look twice at a male unless her head comes up below his shoulders
1 lady--maria 2018-03-09
That's not true at all. There are plenty of women who like shorter guys.
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
IM NOT EVEN THAT SHORT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 lady--maria 2018-03-09
Then what's the problem? If you're not even that short, your height certainly can't be the reason you're incel?
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
One of many reasons really.
1 Dellarie 2018-03-09
Just not me or any of my female friends TEE HEE
1 lady--maria 2018-03-09
I have a female friend who is just under 5ft and refuses to date anyone taller than 6ft because taller guys intimidate her. They're out there, you just need to look for them.
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
They're out there, you just need to look for a needle in a haystack
1 lady--maria 2018-03-09
They're not as rare as you think. You just need to put yourself out there to find them. Sitting at home on the internet feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to help you find a girl.
1 itsoverrrrrrr 2018-03-09
that ship sailed a long time ago, sitting at home on the internet is what I'll be doing till my death.
1 Mr-5-5 2018-03-09
It must be the male armpit smell that women want to smell when they are with a tall man.
1 sciew 2018-03-09
How can they view you as a human if you don't even view you as a human?
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-03-09
Separate perceptions...
Many women feel fat or ugly, and their boyfriends think they're perfect and beautiful
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
Well yes, that’s how math works.
5 is less than 6.
1 carpathianflorist 2018-03-09
5’13” is 73 inches, 6’0” is 72 inches Durrrrr
1 Matthew15651 2018-03-09
The point is that we could be 5'2 or 5'11 and females will still reject us for not being 6 feet or higher.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
Yepp. 100%of all women care about height.
You’ve figured us out.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
I’m on lunch and have smoke breaks numpty.
Marriage is still on! 35 days!
And yes, I sleep. Sleep is my religion.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
I’m sitting in a coworkers car and we are chitchatting. Multitasking bitch, ever heard of it?
And as for smoke breaks, only person in my crew that smokes.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Translation for people who do not know about female multitasking: she is sitting alone at home watching daytime TV, eating Doritos, smoking inside, chatting away on Facebook and Normiegram, trolling on reddit and posting the result of trolling on her WYMYNEMPOWERMENT tumblr blog. At the same time, hubby is at work and slaving away on his 5th 12 hour shift this week.
Women.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
fiancé’s at home. He’s on nights.
I’m at work.
Your delusions are stroooong.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
So while he's at work, you are roaming for Chad cock on the town? I kind of feel bad for him.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
Cock carousel every day all day
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
https://imgur.com/a/tEs4V
1 imguralbumbot 2018-03-09
Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image
https://i.imgur.com/0J2ZouN.jpg
Source | Why? | Creator | ignoreme
1 Dellarie 2018-03-09
Lol did you see her? Chad wouldn't reduce himself to this landwhale.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Meh, she's not that much of a landwhale. When Chad gets a few vodkas in him, she could get pump and dumped for sure.
1 hugeostrichegg 2018-03-09
Hey, smoking's bad for you! Normie or not, there's no need to abuse your lungs.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-09
I haven’t had cigarette in three months! :)
Just can’t quit the nicotine yet. Got a vape.
1 hiiamwhoiam 2018-03-09
Cope. It's all about the face. A sub 6' male with a good face is more attractive than a 6'+ guy with an average face.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-03-09
Yea, but a tall dude with an average face is more attractive than a short dude with an average face. Height can make up for face.
1 damnsong 2018-03-09
Absolute minimum is 5’8”, otherwise you can only date midget Stacies.
1 Mr-5-5 2018-03-09
The midgets are the pickiest.
If they marry a short guy who will reach to get stuff in the high cupboards.
It's like a blind person marrying another blind person.
1 fuckin_kiddin_me_rn 2018-03-09
I think blind women would prefer height over face tbh
1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-09
Tfw 6'3 and still a fucking pathetic incel. How did this happen to me?
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Ugly in the face.
1 stronglydislikeweebs 2018-03-09
Very true. Plastic surgery is my only hope
1 BelowThe21Limit 2018-03-09
Try being a 5’5” male for ONE day. It’s like being a child.
1 Bossez 2018-03-09
Legit. FML I hate being 5'4 curry shitskin
1 indeedio387 2018-03-09
Is this sub reddit fucking retarded? How does this post help anyone? Why don't you incels try arm post Adobe for other incels or have suicide preventing posts, oh wait a lot of you encourage suicide you sick fucks.
1 xbenagiL 2018-03-09
manlet detected
1 indeedio387 2018-03-09
Is 5'11 a manlet?
1 xbenagiL 2018-03-09
it's over for 5ftcels in 2018
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-03-09
https://imgur.com/gallery/pYJcoU5
1 trevmon 2018-03-09
reeeeeeeeee
1 Dellarie 2018-03-09
Face >>>>>>>>>>> height, Jsanza is 6'4 and still 0/10 incel because of uggo face.
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-03-09
Shit dude, I never knew that even when different countries had different standards for the same measurement unit that the 5' 11" guys with the longer foot unit were shorter than the 6' guys with the longer foot unit!
A shitpost for a shitpost it's really just stating the obvious.
1 ivana_g 2018-03-09
If you’re an attractive man under 6’, women will automatically see you as being 6’. I knew a Chang who’d slay white pussy. He was 5’8” but he was also built with wide shoulder which made him look even shoulder. But his white girlfriend was shocked when he mentioned he was 5’8” and she was like, “What? No! You’re at least 5’11.” She wasn’t even that much shorter than him, like 5’6”.
1 Dingus_Incel 2018-03-09
Just lol at how upset she was to know her bf wasn't 5'11/ Women hate the thought of being with a man who has inferior genes.
1 ivana_g 2018-03-09
She wasn’t upset. She was literally shocked. Like her brain imagined that this attractive guy only 2in taller than her actually towered over her.
1 NoTimeForCucks 2018-03-09
I wear shoes that make me look 6. They boost me two inches.
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?
1 geneticSubhumanTrash 2018-03-09
Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.
1 hugeostrichegg 2018-03-09
Hey, smoking's bad for you! Normie or not, there's no need to abuse your lungs.
1 fuckin_kiddin_me_rn 2018-03-09
I think blind women would prefer height over face tbh
1 Whiskey-Weather 2018-03-09
I'm 6'3" and a 22 year old virgin. Having an inability to talk to women like they're just people cause your brain's fucked is a death sentence too.