5' anything" will always be less than 6'

159  2018-03-09 by Kharsack

104 comments

The genetic high ground.

It's over ani

low key I think aniakin was right and obi wan fucked padame.

tfw I'm 5'11 and women will never view me as a human because I'm under 6'0

Just say you’re 6’0 then, people wont notice the difference probably

But that would be lying

I can never lie to m'lady

Bonus points if you wear shoes with really thick bottoms to make yourself look like you have that extra inch.

Most women don't give a shit about height. And being 5'11 isn't much different from being 6'0, no-one's going to really tell the difference anyways.

Women won't even look twice at a male unless her head comes up below his shoulders

That's not true at all. There are plenty of women who like shorter guys.

IM NOT EVEN THAT SHORT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then what's the problem? If you're not even that short, your height certainly can't be the reason you're incel?

One of many reasons really.

There are plenty of women who like shorter guys.

Just not me or any of my female friends TEE HEE

I have a female friend who is just under 5ft and refuses to date anyone taller than 6ft because taller guys intimidate her. They're out there, you just need to look for them.

They're out there, you just need to look for a needle in a haystack

They're not as rare as you think. You just need to put yourself out there to find them. Sitting at home on the internet feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to help you find a girl.

that ship sailed a long time ago, sitting at home on the internet is what I'll be doing till my death.

It must be the male armpit smell that women want to smell when they are with a tall man.

How can they view you as a human if you don't even view you as a human?

Separate perceptions...

Many women feel fat or ugly, and their boyfriends think they're perfect and beautiful

Well yes, that’s how math works.

5 is less than 6.

5’13” is 73 inches, 6’0” is 72 inches Durrrrr

The point is that we could be 5'2 or 5'11 and females will still reject us for not being 6 feet or higher.

Yepp. 100%of all women care about height.

You’ve figured us out.

Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?

I’m on lunch and have smoke breaks numpty.

Marriage is still on! 35 days!

And yes, I sleep. Sleep is my religion.

Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.

I’m sitting in a coworkers car and we are chitchatting. Multitasking bitch, ever heard of it?

And as for smoke breaks, only person in my crew that smokes.

Translation for people who do not know about female multitasking: she is sitting alone at home watching daytime TV, eating Doritos, smoking inside, chatting away on Facebook and Normiegram, trolling on reddit and posting the result of trolling on her WYMYNEMPOWERMENT tumblr blog. At the same time, hubby is at work and slaving away on his 5th 12 hour shift this week.

Women.

fiancé’s at home. He’s on nights.

I’m at work.

Your delusions are stroooong.

So while he's at work, you are roaming for Chad cock on the town? I kind of feel bad for him.

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Lol did you see her? Chad wouldn't reduce himself to this landwhale.

Meh, she's not that much of a landwhale. When Chad gets a few vodkas in him, she could get pump and dumped for sure.

Hey, smoking's bad for you! Normie or not, there's no need to abuse your lungs.

I haven’t had cigarette in three months! :)

Just can’t quit the nicotine yet. Got a vape.

Cope. It's all about the face. A sub 6' male with a good face is more attractive than a 6'+ guy with an average face.

Yea, but a tall dude with an average face is more attractive than a short dude with an average face. Height can make up for face.

Absolute minimum is 5’8”, otherwise you can only date midget Stacies.

The midgets are the pickiest.

If they marry a short guy who will reach to get stuff in the high cupboards.

It's like a blind person marrying another blind person.

I think blind women would prefer height over face tbh

Tfw 6'3 and still a fucking pathetic incel. How did this happen to me?

Ugly in the face.

Very true. Plastic surgery is my only hope

Try being a 5’5” male for ONE day. It’s like being a child.

Legit. FML I hate being 5'4 curry shitskin

Is this sub reddit fucking retarded? How does this post help anyone? Why don't you incels try arm post Adobe for other incels or have suicide preventing posts, oh wait a lot of you encourage suicide you sick fucks.

manlet detected

Is 5'11 a manlet?

it's over for 5ftcels in 2018

reeeeeeeeee

Face >>>>>>>>>>> height, Jsanza is 6'4 and still 0/10 incel because of uggo face.

Shit dude, I never knew that even when different countries had different standards for the same measurement unit that the 5' 11" guys with the longer foot unit were shorter than the 6' guys with the longer foot unit!

A shitpost for a shitpost it's really just stating the obvious.

If you’re an attractive man under 6’, women will automatically see you as being 6’. I knew a Chang who’d slay white pussy. He was 5’8” but he was also built with wide shoulder which made him look even shoulder. But his white girlfriend was shocked when he mentioned he was 5’8” and she was like, “What? No! You’re at least 5’11.” She wasn’t even that much shorter than him, like 5’6”.

Just lol at how upset she was to know her bf wasn't 5'11/ Women hate the thought of being with a man who has inferior genes.

She wasn’t upset. She was literally shocked. Like her brain imagined that this attractive guy only 2in taller than her actually towered over her.

I wear shoes that make me look 6. They boost me two inches.

Don't you ever go to work or sleep? Every fucking time I see you on here. And you should get enough attention on your bridezilla subs already without shitting up other places. Or was the marriage already canceled?

Use lunch and smoke breaks to socialize with your coworkers. Oh shit, I forgot, you are female, you don't need to socialize for better opportunities in life. Everything is handed to you on a platter without any effort on your part.

Hey, smoking's bad for you! Normie or not, there's no need to abuse your lungs.

I think blind women would prefer height over face tbh

I'm 6'3" and a 22 year old virgin. Having an inability to talk to women like they're just people cause your brain's fucked is a death sentence too.