Before an After. Like Honestly Bruh, just get a haircut

74  2018-03-09 by hiddenpants110

60 comments

How the fuck are these two even the same species? Why do humans have such large facial differentiation? The dude on the left looks like he is a living ancestor of the elongated skull tribe from 2000 years ago.

Nurture. Yeah genes play the biggest role, but I can bet my ass the dude on the right had better nutrition, better oral posture, better breathing and did more physical activity as a kid. It's why Chads seem to be becoming rarer and rarer, 60 years ago no one had a recessed jaw, now everyone seems to have it.

did more physical activity as a kid COPE nothing to do with yor potential growth

e right had better nutrition, COPE only starving is bad . high e diet is not abd for growth .

oral posture is kinda true

I can't really say with 100% certainty whether eating high sugar trash when you're developing matters since studies aren't really done on that, but the dude on the right looks like he was a born mouthbreather.

I bet the kid on the right grew up poorer, due to being black and by the old rusty car behind him. He just had good genes, a chad dad and stacy mom.

a recessed jaw might have occurred but that person woulda died by age 4 due to neglect.

Haha funny egg boy

Still mogs me.

Its over.

The one on the left is a coping virgin alt-right save muh white wymons while Tyrone on the right is dumping his BBC cum deep inside a new Aryan Stacy every few weeks.

I bet the left guy posts on /pol/ about how ugly and subhuman niggers are.

Why are you attacking ugly men? Why do the legwork of females for free?

Hahahaha

He definitely took a shower as well come on.

He may have brushed his teeth too idk

I bet he fucking flossed too. How dare he.

actually reported to the fbi

Lol they don't pay attention to those tips. They're busy watching you through your front camera.

K I'll start giving the FBI tips by yelling at my phone's camera

Make sure they bring cookies.

Dude on the right mogs me by a point tbh

i think the guy on the left is cute, i don't like guys like the one of the right teehee

Dude on left isn't an incel.

He's making a decision to have unkempt hair and be fat. Lose some weight, keep your beard trimmed and he could pull chicks. His skin is even alright; just needs to moisturize.

This post is fucking stupid.

lol

The shape of his skull is the most unfortunate thing I've seen in a wile.

Oh he's unfortunate looking, but he could find more than one comparably willing sexual partner if he tried. He's voluntarily celibate is my point.

Have you ever tried being that ugly? I don't recommend it. You can't/won't find anyone.

I personally know several guys that look like this and they've all found sexual partners.

If some one like this isn't finding partners it's his own fault. Either his standards are too high or he has glaring personality defects to go along w/ his bad looks.

Pics?

Even if it is "his own fault," he's still an incel.

I'll ask if I can share photos.

It's voluntary so he's not an incel. He's just celibate.

It's not voluntary if they physically can't

Meaning... he has a physical disability?

Or just a tiny pecker?

he's sub 8 for sure sorry

if the dude on the left isnt an incel, idk what is

Haircut? What hair can he cut? Dude needs a hair transplant.

Or a wig

well obviously he showered and spent a few days respecting women first before the haircut.sheesh, friggin normies don't know anything.

number 1 rule you gotta respect women first

Dude needs a head transplant.

there is no possibility for him to get a transplant since all of his donor hair is gone. what hair are they gonna use for the transplant? from his butt?

IDK, guy on the left is pretty appealing in his own right, minus the decision to hold on to the last scraggly scraps of keratin coming out of his scalp. Like, Big Burly Bearded Dude is an aesthetic that some people really appreciate.

You are kidding, right? Im no Incel and I dont believe "sub 5 = over" but you are being delusional

Ah, it's you again. Hi.

I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)

Hello. Suure.

Btw, you got my last comment on initial discussion? I take it you declined my offer?

Nah, I'm just finishing my senior thesis and have to prioritise where I spend my time. I might get around to responding at some point.

I see. May I ask within what field?

Developmental biology. At this point I'm having to adapt data from comparative random trials into an observational study to hit the required page count, which is a pain in the ass, and trying to figure out how the hell to accurately compare measurements of stuff when the animals I'm comparing were different sizes. (I'm also still having to take care of 100+ animals, which is.... time consuming. )

But at least I don't have to hit a full 60 pages with this motherfucker, like 'library' projects do. Also I might get my name on a publication if my adviser decides to use my techniques for a more significant experiment, which is every science gremlin's dream.

He's hideous

Well, his head is a little weird-shaped. But... he's really pretty damn normal looking, and a good match for the bear aesthetic that a chunk of women are also into. Like, not every woman wants to be with a guy who looks like a teenager.

He's ugly lol I don't know if we're seeing the same thing

You don't seem to be attracted to guys based on your comment history, so I'm gonna guess your judgement doesn't really have a leg to stand on there.

It's easy to judge which guys are attractive if you're not an ape. His skull is deformed

Most people are actually pretty weird looking under their hair. It's much more likely to have been from how he tended to lie in early childhood than genetics.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard a guy express confusion over girls being attracted to some guy he thought was ugly, I'd be a rich, rich ape, then.

Masculine looking ugly guys are different, he doesn’t look masculine enough to pull his look off; if this guy got the interest of an attractive woman I’d genuinely be shocked and will literally PayPal you $100 if you find a picture of him with one

ooooh no, no, no, I know how that game of yours works. No matter what you get shown, you'll find a way to invalidate its relevance. He could be married to a supermodel and you wouldn't GAF because [insert excuse here]

Ah, it's you again. Hi.

I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)