How the fuck are these two even the same species? Why do humans have such large facial differentiation? The dude on the left looks like he is a living ancestor of the elongated skull tribe from 2000 years ago.
Nurture. Yeah genes play the biggest role, but I can bet my ass the dude on the right had better nutrition, better oral posture, better breathing and did more physical activity as a kid. It's why Chads seem to be becoming rarer and rarer, 60 years ago no one had a recessed jaw, now everyone seems to have it.
I can't really say with 100% certainty whether eating high sugar trash when you're developing matters since studies aren't really done on that, but the dude on the right looks like he was a born mouthbreather.
The one on the left is a coping virgin alt-right save muh white wymons while Tyrone on the right is dumping his BBC cum deep inside a new Aryan Stacy every few weeks.
He's making a decision to have unkempt hair and be fat. Lose some weight, keep your beard trimmed and he could pull chicks. His skin is even alright; just needs to moisturize.
I personally know several guys that look like this and they've all found sexual partners.
If some one like this isn't finding partners it's his own fault. Either his standards are too high or he has glaring personality defects to go along w/ his bad looks.
there is no possibility for him to get a transplant since all of his donor hair is gone. what hair are they gonna use for the transplant? from his butt?
IDK, guy on the left is pretty appealing in his own right, minus the decision to hold on to the last scraggly scraps of keratin coming out of his scalp. Like, Big Burly Bearded Dude is an aesthetic that some people really appreciate.
I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)
Developmental biology. At this point I'm having to adapt data from comparative random trials into an observational study to hit the required page count, which is a pain in the ass, and trying to figure out how the hell to accurately compare measurements of stuff when the animals I'm comparing were different sizes. (I'm also still having to take care of 100+ animals, which is.... time consuming. )
But at least I don't have to hit a full 60 pages with this motherfucker, like 'library' projects do. Also I might get my name on a publication if my adviser decides to use my techniques for a more significant experiment, which is every science gremlin's dream.
Well, his head is a little weird-shaped. But... he's really pretty damn normal looking, and a good match for the bear aesthetic that a chunk of women are also into. Like, not every woman wants to be with a guy who looks like a teenager.
Most people are actually pretty weird looking under their hair. It's much more likely to have been from how he tended to lie in early childhood than genetics.
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard a guy express confusion over girls being attracted to some guy he thought was ugly, I'd be a rich, rich ape, then.
Masculine looking ugly guys are different, he doesn’t look masculine enough to pull his look off; if this guy got the interest of an attractive woman I’d genuinely be shocked and will literally PayPal you $100 if you find a picture of him with one
ooooh no, no, no, I know how that game of yours works. No matter what you get shown, you'll find a way to invalidate its relevance. He could be married to a supermodel and you wouldn't GAF because [insert excuse here]
I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)
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1 throwaway192200 2018-03-09
How the fuck are these two even the same species? Why do humans have such large facial differentiation? The dude on the left looks like he is a living ancestor of the elongated skull tribe from 2000 years ago.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-03-09
Nurture. Yeah genes play the biggest role, but I can bet my ass the dude on the right had better nutrition, better oral posture, better breathing and did more physical activity as a kid. It's why Chads seem to be becoming rarer and rarer, 60 years ago no one had a recessed jaw, now everyone seems to have it.
1 Flint95 2018-03-09
did more physical activity as a kid COPE nothing to do with yor potential growth
e right had better nutrition, COPE only starving is bad . high e diet is not abd for growth .
oral posture is kinda true
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-03-09
I can't really say with 100% certainty whether eating high sugar trash when you're developing matters since studies aren't really done on that, but the dude on the right looks like he was a born mouthbreather.
1 trevmon 2018-03-09
I bet the kid on the right grew up poorer, due to being black and by the old rusty car behind him. He just had good genes, a chad dad and stacy mom.
1 trevmon 2018-03-09
a recessed jaw might have occurred but that person woulda died by age 4 due to neglect.
1 oldladydogwalk 2018-03-09
Haha funny egg boy
1 Dusty715 2018-03-09
Still mogs me.
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-09
Its over.
1 MGTOWAcolyte 2018-03-09
The one on the left is a coping virgin alt-right save muh white wymons while Tyrone on the right is dumping his BBC cum deep inside a new Aryan Stacy every few weeks.
1 sailorgangordie 2018-03-09
I bet the left guy posts on /pol/ about how ugly and subhuman niggers are.
1 GamerLove1 2018-03-09
Why are you attacking ugly men? Why do the legwork of females for free?
1 rifain 2018-03-09
Hahahaha
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-09
He definitely took a shower as well come on.
1 Haylan192837645 2018-03-09
He may have brushed his teeth too idk
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-09
I bet he fucking flossed too. How dare he.
1 Haylan192837645 2018-03-09
actually reported to the fbi
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-09
Lol they don't pay attention to those tips. They're busy watching you through your front camera.
1 Haylan192837645 2018-03-09
K I'll start giving the FBI tips by yelling at my phone's camera
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-09
Make sure they bring cookies.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-09
Dude on the right mogs me by a point tbh
1 KufoIV 2018-03-09
i think the guy on the left is cute, i don't like guys like the one of the right teehee
1 _Gorge_ 2018-03-09
Dude on left isn't an incel.
He's making a decision to have unkempt hair and be fat. Lose some weight, keep your beard trimmed and he could pull chicks. His skin is even alright; just needs to moisturize.
This post is fucking stupid.
1 MyLifeIsHorrible111 2018-03-09
lol
1 FilmingAction 2018-03-09
The shape of his skull is the most unfortunate thing I've seen in a wile.
1 _Gorge_ 2018-03-09
Oh he's unfortunate looking, but he could find more than one comparably willing sexual partner if he tried. He's voluntarily celibate is my point.
1 FilmingAction 2018-03-09
Have you ever tried being that ugly? I don't recommend it. You can't/won't find anyone.
1 _Gorge_ 2018-03-09
I personally know several guys that look like this and they've all found sexual partners.
If some one like this isn't finding partners it's his own fault. Either his standards are too high or he has glaring personality defects to go along w/ his bad looks.
1 FilmingAction 2018-03-09
Pics?
Even if it is "his own fault," he's still an incel.
1 _Gorge_ 2018-03-09
I'll ask if I can share photos.
It's voluntary so he's not an incel. He's just celibate.
1 FilmingAction 2018-03-09
It's not voluntary if they physically can't
1 _Gorge_ 2018-03-09
Meaning... he has a physical disability?
Or just a tiny pecker?
1 trevmon 2018-03-09
he's sub 8 for sure sorry
1 hiddenpants110 2018-03-09
if the dude on the left isnt an incel, idk what is
1 dgallina03 2018-03-09
Haircut? What hair can he cut? Dude needs a hair transplant.
1 FilmingAction 2018-03-09
Or a wig
1 KufoIV 2018-03-09
well obviously he showered and spent a few days respecting women first before the haircut.sheesh, friggin normies don't know anything.
number 1 rule you gotta respect women first
1 10000kicks 2018-03-09
Dude needs a head transplant.
1 justathroway123 2018-03-09
there is no possibility for him to get a transplant since all of his donor hair is gone. what hair are they gonna use for the transplant? from his butt?
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
IDK, guy on the left is pretty appealing in his own right, minus the decision to hold on to the last scraggly scraps of keratin coming out of his scalp. Like, Big Burly Bearded Dude is an aesthetic that some people really appreciate.
1 TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid 2018-03-09
You are kidding, right? Im no Incel and I dont believe "sub 5 = over" but you are being delusional
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Ah, it's you again. Hi.
I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)
1 TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid 2018-03-09
Hello. Suure.
Btw, you got my last comment on initial discussion? I take it you declined my offer?
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Nah, I'm just finishing my senior thesis and have to prioritise where I spend my time. I might get around to responding at some point.
1 TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid 2018-03-09
I see. May I ask within what field?
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Developmental biology. At this point I'm having to adapt data from comparative random trials into an observational study to hit the required page count, which is a pain in the ass, and trying to figure out how the hell to accurately compare measurements of stuff when the animals I'm comparing were different sizes. (I'm also still having to take care of 100+ animals, which is.... time consuming. )
But at least I don't have to hit a full 60 pages with this motherfucker, like 'library' projects do. Also I might get my name on a publication if my adviser decides to use my techniques for a more significant experiment, which is every science gremlin's dream.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-09
He's hideous
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Well, his head is a little weird-shaped. But... he's really pretty damn normal looking, and a good match for the bear aesthetic that a chunk of women are also into. Like, not every woman wants to be with a guy who looks like a teenager.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-09
He's ugly lol I don't know if we're seeing the same thing
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
You don't seem to be attracted to guys based on your comment history, so I'm gonna guess your judgement doesn't really have a leg to stand on there.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-09
It's easy to judge which guys are attractive if you're not an ape. His skull is deformed
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Most people are actually pretty weird looking under their hair. It's much more likely to have been from how he tended to lie in early childhood than genetics.
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard a guy express confusion over girls being attracted to some guy he thought was ugly, I'd be a rich, rich ape, then.
1 finnanut27 2018-03-09
Masculine looking ugly guys are different, he doesn’t look masculine enough to pull his look off; if this guy got the interest of an attractive woman I’d genuinely be shocked and will literally PayPal you $100 if you find a picture of him with one
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
ooooh no, no, no, I know how that game of yours works. No matter what you get shown, you'll find a way to invalidate its relevance. He could be married to a supermodel and you wouldn't GAF because [insert excuse here]
1 Benevolentwanderer 2018-03-09
Ah, it's you again. Hi.
I'm exaggerating, maybe a little? But like, wear a hat and nobody knows your head is a tad funny-shaped. Face-wise he looks like a decade or so older version of guys I had passing interests in. (Passing not due to my lack of interest, but because I was never actually in a situation where I could talk to them for enough time to know more than that.)