Good advice!

First thought was the south park episode about plastic surgery and Kyle wanting to be a tall black kid so he could play basketball.

"Normie" here, but I appreciate the humor in this post. Have an upvote.

search the forum and you can enjoy the 600 other times a variation of this has been posted

More like 6000

More like 60000

FEMALE HERE, TEEHEE

You get one too!

Nani?

b-baka

Yeah, I've never seen anyone but tall 20 year old white dudes with women.

" I HAve NO SENSE OF HUMOR"

I know its a joke but this would imoly you do not get out much.

/s

Hes famous

Makes me LOL every time I read it, no matter how many times it pops up.

I always imagine some fat ugly cross dressing queer from IncelCucks reading this out, because they are dumb enough to believe it.

Rude, I'm not from incel tears

You might as well be though, given how you act.

I was trying to distract myself from the overwhelming emptinews. But yeah I secretly want to be saved.

Case in point. You should head on over to IT, you'll fit right in.

Nah its more fun here. They're way too opinionated there. You guys have some insane opinions not endorsed by society, so you can't judge me

You guys

Read the flair, fuck off.

No? I was being genuine on that one. Maybe that's why people don't like me, since it seems like I'm being insulting. You however seems very bitter. Does it give purpose so the empty feeling would stop? I need to know

Once again, case in point. Fuck off.

Why? I'm empty too. Can't we just get along?

Because you're totally serious, suuuure.

I am. Everything I've lived for crashed and burned at the whims of some sick joke. But not only did I not save myself or take revenge, I made excuses for the people who put me there. Now nothing seems to be enjoyable anymore. Ha ha, it's really sad to talk to somebody about this.

Cool. Considering that you spend your time here doing the same things IT cunts do, I don't give a crap.

Doing what? Encouraging you guys to stop depreciating yourselves? Making you stop posting insane shit like that? See, I was righf. Dedicate yourself for the betterment of others and you'll just die unthanked and unremembered. That's why you should live for yourselves and not on outward achievements or weird sexual conquests.

So that's why you constantly take the piss.

Sure.

Believe it or not I was a good person. Plus you guys deserve to be whipped. You find fault in yourself where it can be easily remedied, and you just give up. It's very infuriating to see your lives waste away

You guys deserve to be whipped

Read the flair.

That's fine I'll whip you and you can whip me, and we'll be friends that way

Once again, case in point.

Incels and guests? And I do want to be your friend. I'm very alone

I do want to be your friend.

Doubt it.

I'm sad and alone

I'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

I am a bot. use !unsubscribetosadcat for me to ignore you.

Oh babe. I'm not into that BDSM shit. It's very sweet of you to offer though.

Oh let the pain speak to me

And I don't really understand your point. Why should I leave?

For saying you're not from IT you manage to act completely in accordance with the hivemind.

What hive mind? What have the hive mind done for me? They offer to help, but they never do. They say it publicly to feel good, but never follow through

The IT hive mind. Dunno, you keep acting like a part of it though.

Idk, I feel better trying to act normal again, at least for a while. And I think I only did it when people say something blatantly messed up, like women should be killed off and only kept as breeding tools for men. For the ones I don't think is satire at least

Suuure

Oh well I'm a monster. Still better than bitter people deluding themselves in a sad echo chamber.

Since echo chambers allow dissent. Right.

Then you'll have no problem with my inane ramblings. Are we friends now?

No.

The IT hive mind. Dunno, you keep acting like a part of it though.

Are they actually that dumb

Most be fun to actually find enjoyment in completely repetitive humor

holy shit dude lol miss the old sub days

Lol. Title: "WTF why are people liking this." The rest is great

Genotype transplant incoming

Thanks for the fat throwback. I say we bring back the bots

Autochad

this isn't an incel forums any more is it?

This sub is completely cucked now. Used to be 80 percent normans now it's 99.

You get cucked by chad.

Maybe he should go back to India

Solid post would read again.

Always a laugh

Classic.

Are Indians epitome of ugliness?

Maybe, but their smell makes me wanna throw up. I wonder what causes it.

Curry.

Lol, you speak as if White people are the most hygienic people in the world.

Pretty much. Especially south indians.

Lol! That sounds so dumb

Lol! That sounds so dumb

Statistics don't lie

Statistics is done by people and people lie.

Why would they lie about hating Indians and make themselves look close-minded? If they were to lie, it would be to virtue signal and make themselves look good. But that's not the case at all.

Idk about that but I wanted to contradict that statistics are not always true. Lol!

But random people on the internet are even less correct. Lol!

That's why that was a question and it's upto me to accept the answer.......duh!?

Yea man some times i go after work with the bros to the bar and ppl look at me like a fucking alien. Since most time crowd is 80% white. Funny thing im not even fucking ugly, cheek bones, strong jaw line 5’8. I feel like im walking into a line up some times

Aziz ansari is cute. Sadly he’s the only Indian celebrity I can think of off the top of my head that’s anywhere close to my age.

No wtf, have you seen some of the Bollywood actors. I think Indians just don't brush up on their looks as often.

Nah Indians are fine. Australian aborigines though.....

I did all of that.

Stfu liar

Such a stupid post.

220 people disagree with you.

Ah I remember this well. RIP incelbot. Never forgotten.

bruh

i'm 20 and get nothing 😔 haha

I was boring and generally negative when I was 20. Not an incel, mind you, but not well liked by people, and for friends I was attracting others who were also negative. Negativity is a disease of the personality. I started listening to stand up comedy and comedy podcasts nearly non stop. I worked in an environment where I could wear headphones all day. It really did wonders for me in so many ways. I started looking for the humor in everything. I started getting better at throwing out witty one-liners. I’m 29 now and happier than I’ve ever been.

Just throwing it out there. There’s a reason depressed assholes like myself are drawn to stand up.

i see but I'm absolutely not negative out there. I keep all my problems to myself. I get along very well with my coworkers too :)

Then please stop hanging out here, it's toxic to you. All this negativity gets to you eventually.

It actually raises my spirit because you feel less alone, you see other people 'get it' and have had the experience of receiving zero romantic/sexual interest..

lmao @ the normies upvoting. They're all so fucking brain dead Jesus Christ. Redditors are cancer

Lmao you call us brain dead? Take a look at yourself and simply guess why you have problems.

LMAO gottem!!! Lolz!!

Well, he did.

CHAD TSUNAMI

Because no matter how much I earn or improve it’s never enough. I have a mild disability that affects my muscles and sometimes my social skills. I am only 5 ft 9 with a average face. I don’t make very much money because where I live has a bad job market and due to my disability I cannot work most jobs because they involve a lot of physical strength, standing for long periods of time, plus great social skills. I also have bad fine motor skills so chopping vegetables would be hard.

I am 30 and still living with my parents in the same small town I grew up in where I was bullied and rejected. I am on government disability benefits (think welfare basically). I would need to find a job in the big city within 5 years in order to get back to “normal.” I am cucked into staying at a volunteer position at a realtor office that I hate because this area is terrible for employment because most people are between 40-80. I work in a part that’s 70% elderly.

I have jumped through many hoops, kept climbing up a ladder that has no end to pursue the carrot called “worthiness”.

Get fucked, normies. You wouldn’t last a fucking week of being incel, especially like me.

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His solution is its ovER.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHLj7xt5Rw

Exactly, this whole comment is just a big pile of excuses.

Saying “Get fucked, normies. You wouldn’t last a fucking week of being incel, especially like me” destroyed literally any sympathy anybody can have for you.

Why the fuck would he want sympathy from you? What are you going to do, give him money?

No, but you dipshits bitch and whine about problems that are usually entirely within your control, yet you never seem to try and fix them. Sympathy is the only thing someone would even want give to someone with an attitude that bitter

Pick up programming. You can make lot of money with it, it can be learned for basically free and the extra money will be a direct improvement for you

As a woman who codes I really don’t want to have to work with MORE incels....

Trying to help here, come on

Then move. That is your problem..

Have you tried learning a job skill that would allow you to move away? Computer science maybe? There are a lot of non-physical jobs, you just need to make yourself an appealing applicant. Do you have any degrees? What are your hobbies? How do you fill your free time? What are things you 100% cannot do because of your disability?

Cant you get a girlfriend in your own league who also has a mild disability? It would be easier for you to understand and appreciate each other.

...or maybe you are yet another 1/10 demanding a 10/10 being handed to you?

His 'looks match' will have far more choices than him. We're talking about people who haven't received an ounce of romantic or sexual interest their entire lives. His equivalent will have been asked out plenty and probably have a nice boyfriend.

Its not like there are more men than women in the world. Actually there are slightly more women in the west. Assuming the number of heterosexuals are the same in each gender it should be possible to find someone for him too.

But bear in mind men and women use different parameters when assessing the attractiveness of the opposite genter.

If we use a scale from 1-10 to rank a persons attractivenes compared to other heterosexuals of his gender, and make each step so that 10% of the population fall within each category. Even if the guy might be a 3 in his own eyes, he might be a 1 in the eyes of the opposite gender. He fails to see what women are actually on his own level because he used the wrong parameters to assess his own attractiveness.

Seeing as a big porportion of the western population is overweight, nearly all girls on levels 1-3 will be really fat, and 1-2s will have extremely ugly faces too. Even the 4-6 will likely be quite chubby and have dull-looking faces. Men might fall into the lowest 10-20% of the male attractiveness scale without being fat/really ugly because women assess certain other qualities differently than men.

Many men and women who complain about not being able to find a partner chase the 10-20% most attractive people out there, or otherwise think they have a chance at someone above their attractiveness value, like a chasing a 5 while they are a 3-4.

Evolution is a cruel competiton, but finding a partner is possible for everyone, allthough finding an /attractive/ partner might not be possible for everyone.

Evolution is a cruel competiton, but finding a partner is possible for everyone, allthough finding an /attractive/ partner might not be possible for everyone.

How do you square what you're saying with the fact that historically, far fewer men than women have reproduced? Seems to directly contradict it.

In my case it's not that unattractive women show any interest or respond to me better. It's not an issue of standards being too high.

Also on studies of OK Cupid women ranked 80% of men below average, whereas men put it right at 50%. these men were ranked significantly less attractive than medium.

You cant draw the conlusion that women arent interested in most men from the OK Cupid "study".

One important factor is that even though women underestimate mens attractiveness, they underestimate their own attractiveness even more. The study itself even suggests that the vast majority of men only messaged the top 20% of women, while women responded to a larger porportion of the men, even those whom they percieved as below average in looks.

The second factor is that even though men were better at correctly assessing womens attractiveness, men are very likely to overestimate their own attractiveness A LOT. This has been proven both in dating and in job applications. Men generally overestimate their own skills and attractiveness while women underestimate theirs.

Also, the study does not say anything about what type of people make up the user-base of ok Cupid. Some studies have suggested that men are greatly overrepresented in online dating (in some cases making up more than 75%), and that the lower quality men make up a disporportionate amount of the profiles. This is likely to affect the results of the study.

Online dating might also not be a good representation of what men/women like because it 1) it only asesses looks, making it a quite bad way of finding a partner and 2) has a very large porportion of men looking for quick sex, making it almost impossible to "dig up" relationship material among all the profiles that show interest

You ignored my strongest point, which is that historically far fewer men than women have reproduced. This seems to contradict your idea that 'finding a partner is possible for everyone'.

muh boostraps normies coming in

Hey man, if you PM me every issue you have with yourself and every reason you believe you can’t get a girlfriend, and we can discuss it. I bet I can find some ways you can make improvements. The biggest issue with this sub is that it’s a bunch of guys who all have the same problem, but they don’t talk about how to solve the problem - they just wallow in their sadness. There is a solution to almost any problem, it just takes some brainstorming and planning to find an answer.

and every reason you believe you can’t get a girlfriend

I think this is a weird way to frame it. In my case, if you haven't received an ounce of romantic/sexual interest in 25+ years, but you've put yourself in situations (having friends, being out and about) where people around you frequently do receive such attention, it's just a question of feedback and responding rationally to that, no? I've been proactive too in the past and failed, but you do start to get the hint.

Well then what is it about you that make people say that? And why don’t you do something about it if you can?

It comes down to looks, mostly things that are near impossible to change - height, bone structure (frame and facial). You can looksmax to a certain degree (get to 5-10% body fat, steroids if you dare, lifts in shoes) but there's a lipstick on a pig element.

Eh, what people don’t realize is they’re too critical of themselves. Instead of thinking “oh I see so many guys who are stronger than me” think “oh I see SOOO many guys who are fatter than me” recognize that where you stand by simply being skinny is more attractive than a lot of guys. If you are in good shape and clean yourself daily you are automatically more attractive than a ton of guys. If you throw an interesting personality on top of that it really will cover up any insecurities you have. Short dudes find girls no problem. You don’t have the cheekbones of a model? Neither does 95% of the world. As long as you put in the effort to make yourself attractive, whatever ways you do that, people will notice and be attracted to it.

As long as you put in the effort to make yourself attractive, whatever ways you do that, people will notice and be attracted to it.

I'm in perfectly good shape based on those metrics, but people don't notice and aren't attracted to me. That's because of the near impossible to change things I mentioned.

I don’t know man, PM me pictures of yourself or something but I really don’t believe you can be that ugly. What’s your personality like? Do you do interesting things to make yourself an interesting person?

Yeah, I'm successful in other areas of life. Well liked usually, just not romantically/sexually. I find it almost amusing how some people can't conceive of the lack of attention.

How the hell can he change his apparent size?

You’re stupid. You are a stupid person. Please know that, accept it, and try not to cause harm to normal people as you live out the rest of your stupid life.

Great article! Also, I have tried one more, for deeping into some psychology and mental aspects. They are given in English, so it is a cool practice as well.

https://www.udemy.com/how-to-be-an-expert-witness/

https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-cognitive-behavior-therapy/

https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-personality-disorder-certificate/ https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-eating-disorders-certificate/

https://www.udemy.com/introduction-to-mental-health/

This is hilarious.

Because they're lazy pieces of shit and it's easier to just be angry at people than to take accountability for their own shitty selves.

I was really concerned with the amount of upvotes this had at first

Cool. Considering that you spend your time here doing the same things IT cunts do, I don't give a crap.

Incels and guests? And I do want to be your friend. I'm very alone

i see but I'm absolutely not negative out there. I keep all my problems to myself. I get along very well with my coworkers too :)

I’ve seen fat 50 year olds with thirty year old hot women. Yes, it’s you.

Yeah, I'm successful in other areas of life. Well liked usually, just not romantically/sexually. I find it almost amusing how some people can't conceive of the lack of attention.