NORMAN LEVELS

112  2018-03-06 by WhereDidSerotoninGo

48 comments

You Forgot LVL 5 Chad who doesn't even know what Reddit is.

Chads only know fb,ig and snapchat .

Haha! Normans. Oh the memes.

There's another level where you were once one that could relate and were on here, got super lucky where fixing one trait was the magic bullet, but you stay because you still can relate to the hopelessness and despair

I wish this could be me.

Believe me fam when I say I wish it could be everybody. I wrote a grad school paper in 2011 on how the dating paradigm was going to shift if somebody invented a swipe-type app, and then literally turned my life into the scientific process for a year and proved literally every part of the black pill. I lost my virginity way later than all of my 6'+, white, Chad friends (23, and that was after graduating from a top-10 party school) and went through a 4 year dry spell after my first relationship crashed and burned after a little over a year together. That dry spell is what caused me to find places like these, and even though I managed to get myself out of involuntary celibacy, there is a part of me that still feels connected to communities like this. However, I also know that I was extremely fortunate in that correcting my skinny frame allowed my relatively good-looking face to shine through, and then because I had spent all of my early 20s working on personality instead of looks, that was already good to go. I understand that me speaking about those platitudes to those that are not as fortunate may not yield the same results. I get sad at those of you that ache for love and companionship, as I was once in those shoes. But short of literally forcing people to have sex with one another, I don't have a solution. I literally made peace with the fact that I was likely genetic trash, and the modern dating sphere is just correcting for religion forcing couples to procreate that never would have done so naturally.

Where did you meet her?

Is "her" my 1st, or the girl that broke my dry spell, or someone else in this regard?

All of them.

My first I met working together, girl that broke my dry spell was off of Tinder who had a thing for "short guys with big dicks", and then from there it was off to the races and I've enjoyed a fairly fruitful, varied dating and sex life, and have happily been dating my g/f I met off of Bumble for the last 8 months. Ironically I do fairly ok on online dating, as I look proportional in photos. It's only in person when you can see I'm a framelet.

I've never even gotten a single match on tinder or bumble or any dating site for that matter.

Where did you work?

"religion forcing couples to procreate that never would have done so naturally."

I think nietzche was onto this and it's why he lamented how god is dead

Hey thats me

That was me tbh, kissless virgin until 21 years old. I used to have no friends and be 100% hopeless and depressed but I ended up being more of a mentalcel so somehow I escaped

Lvl 3 checking in

Some of the memes are fucking hilarious though tbh

I started our level 4 but then caught Stockholm syndrome and am now a full blown supporter

And he is always so fucking happy. The only thing that makes him sad sometimes is when his grandmother or dog died. But we all have a little gray in our lives. Or in our case, it's always grey.

there's no such thing as a hilarious meme that you can't relate to. it's impossible. If that's the case it's just words on a picture that probably confuse you more than anything.

then you're going to have to explain how r/cuckytears exists

Where did you meet her?

Level 3 is wrong, it's "they're all wrong, I must tell them how wrong they are!"

Could probably still be the final stage of level 2 tbh.

I don’t think Level 3 is wrong. I’m one of the normies that came here from IT and sympathized with y’all, though I’m also here for the memes.

Some great memes here.

Ha, nice username.

*looks back

"This isn't even my final form"

Level 2 ftw

I had to explain incels to my Chad friend, he's like and I quote "bro, why don't they just go to the gym and get surgery" It's a little more comicated than that sergeant Chad.

gym is one thing but plastic surgery seems to get botched as often as it works. it's a crapshoot.

Not to mention wouldn't you still have the pheromone problem

true but they'd probably say get injections or whatever to that

which also could backfire with bad side effects

level 3 here

Better humor than /r/IncelTears you guys are fucking hilarious

level 4! sweet! when do I get to fight the boss?

4!

4! = 24

im level 4. being a norman isnt all that fun

lvl 4 here. id be level 3, but i have no idea how to help

Somewhere between 3 & 4

Level 4 femoid here lmao

Me too!

Definitely level 3.

Level 3

Lvl 4 all day

I am Level 3 plus 4. But you guys got soft with the memes.

Never had a problem with women, only for five years cause of hard drugs, but I was bullied in german high school by girls. They called me the ugly one until I fucked one of their sisters. I know how hard it is, maybe I don't, if I think about it. But I think I experienced something like an echo.

Some things are true, if you're small, like under 165 Centimeters, it's truly over, but if you have a nice face and at least a tolerable personality, you can work with it.

I'm glad I live in Europe/Germany, Virgin shaming is not a thing here. We have a big nudist culture at the beach, no one gives a fuck how small your dick or how fat your belly is. I almost like some of the guys here, but there is that one incel here talking about how he hates jews, and other incels talking about rape and killing people. I don't like that.

I always wanted to start a thread to ask if some of you not completely lost guys, maybe mentalcels, want some advice. But that seems kinda arrogant, it's just that I know some good tricks and maybe they could help here and there.

Level 3 for sure

Why the fuck is this so funny i have no idea

Level 4 Checking in. Poast moar memes pls

Is this whole sub like 99% 3 and 4 lol?

i've reached lvl 4

And he is always so fucking happy. The only thing that makes him sad sometimes is when his grandmother or dog died. But we all have a little gray in our lives. Or in our case, it's always grey.