Funny thing is, this dogcel meme relates to incels.
If you're a beautiful, genetically superior pure bread dog, you will be treated to all the best life has to offer. Unlimited love from a caring family. Perhaps even put out to stud.
If you're a trash genetic mutt, you'll have to eat garbage from the street until animal cruelty comes along and puts you to sleep.
Your average purebred English Bulldog spends his life lazing around, eating sausage links directly from the butcher shop, and constantly knot deep in the finest gash the canine community has to offer before his breathing problems kill him in the middle of a passionate alleyway orgy.
If you weigh less than 30 pounds, it's over. German Shepherd bitches don't even consider Italian Greycel doglets to be the same species.
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1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-05
Ah shit, I know that's not a greyhound, but I has a greyhound. Buddy didn't even get to breed. Dogcel.
1 trevmon 2018-03-05
some dogs you don't need to bother neutering cuz stacy dogs won't want them anyway
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-05
Well we had another that passed a couple years ago that was bred a few times. He was the Chad since he was a winner and slaued some tail.
1 trevmon 2018-03-05
did he have hunter eyes
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-05
He had big brown eyes. I kind if miss him, he was my snack buddy.
1 trevmon 2018-03-05
were they shaped like a V or a ^
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-05
He resembled a small doe.
1 trevmon 2018-03-05
gots to call BS then
1 dirty_dan1824 2018-03-05
On him being bred? Or the dog? He's in my post history somewhere.
1 braincels 2018-03-05
I prefer the second one - Roasties and roastdogs
1 rubbish_everywhere 2018-03-05
Top Kelly
1 xtsv 2018-03-05
Feelsbadman.
1 Dellarie 2018-03-05
Brutal dogpill
1 kj107 2018-03-05
Funny thing is, this dogcel meme relates to incels.
If you're a beautiful, genetically superior pure bread dog, you will be treated to all the best life has to offer. Unlimited love from a caring family. Perhaps even put out to stud.
If you're a trash genetic mutt, you'll have to eat garbage from the street until animal cruelty comes along and puts you to sleep.
1 ghostmetalblack 2018-03-05
Ugly dogs still breed
1 bs310 2018-03-05
So do loads of ugly people
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-05
Seems like everybody and threat fucking mother LOVES pugs.
And those are some UGLY ass dogs.
You’re analogy doesn’t quite work.
Dogs are loved, because. Dogs.
1 TrumpxClinton 2018-03-05
Pugs are deformed.
1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-05
Thank you Capt. Obvious.
Maybe if people would stop breeding them like they’re fucking toys they wouldn’t be. :(
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1 MRAGGGAN 2018-03-05
I have met very few people who don’t like pugs.
I don’t like them.
1 NightSkyPill 2018-03-05
It's mostly for virtue-signaling.
Those are the same people who comment "beautiful/handsome/cute" on those pictures of deformed and disfigured people.
1 Drbradders 2018-03-05
‘Pure bred’ dogs aren’t genetically superior, half of them can’t breathe and they’re all inbred. Mongrels are really genetically superior
1 kj107 2018-03-05
Cope. Looks > breathing.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-03-05
Your average purebred English Bulldog spends his life lazing around, eating sausage links directly from the butcher shop, and constantly knot deep in the finest gash the canine community has to offer before his breathing problems kill him in the middle of a passionate alleyway orgy.
If you weigh less than 30 pounds, it's over. German Shepherd bitches don't even consider Italian Greycel doglets to be the same species.
1 r4risbullshit 2018-03-05
Pitbulls, my dude.
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-05
Both doggos are adorable
1 Henry_Burris 2018-03-05
My cats are incels. When the normie outside cat gets fed more than them, and I leave the door open, they occasionally try to attack her
1 superman1145 2018-03-05
Left mogs me by 8 points right mogs me by 2
1 KuKuMacadoo 2018-03-05
It’s Rover.
1 iQ9k 2018-03-05
you made me chuckle
1 PhucCheet 2018-03-05
That dog mogs the Call of Duty incel
1 NoTimeForCucks 2018-03-05
Guy on the bottom left has asymetrical eyes.
1 throwaway4546474850 2018-03-05
the right mogs me by like 3 points lmao, its over.
1 womenshouldnotvote 2018-03-05
i prefer dogs on the right, bowwow
1 LmaoDAR 2018-03-05
Just fucking bark if you don’t have alpha husky genes in 2018
1 Bugsy_Corleone 2018-03-05
I blame the Huskyarchy