It's OVER in 2018 if you are a dogcel

96  2018-03-05 by random1234lol

37 comments

Ah shit, I know that's not a greyhound, but I has a greyhound. Buddy didn't even get to breed. Dogcel.

some dogs you don't need to bother neutering cuz stacy dogs won't want them anyway

Well we had another that passed a couple years ago that was bred a few times. He was the Chad since he was a winner and slaued some tail.

did he have hunter eyes

He had big brown eyes. I kind if miss him, he was my snack buddy.

were they shaped like a V or a ^

He resembled a small doe.

gots to call BS then

On him being bred? Or the dog? He's in my post history somewhere.

I prefer the second one - Roasties and roastdogs

Top Kelly

tfw you look more like Ratatouille than an actual dog.

Feelsbadman.

Brutal dogpill

Funny thing is, this dogcel meme relates to incels.

If you're a beautiful, genetically superior pure bread dog, you will be treated to all the best life has to offer. Unlimited love from a caring family. Perhaps even put out to stud.

If you're a trash genetic mutt, you'll have to eat garbage from the street until animal cruelty comes along and puts you to sleep.

Ugly dogs still breed

So do loads of ugly people

Seems like everybody and threat fucking mother LOVES pugs.

And those are some UGLY ass dogs.

You’re analogy doesn’t quite work.

Dogs are loved, because. Dogs.

Pugs are deformed.

Thank you Capt. Obvious.

Maybe if people would stop breeding them like they’re fucking toys they wouldn’t be. :(

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I have met very few people who don’t like pugs.

I don’t like them.

It's mostly for virtue-signaling.
Those are the same people who comment "beautiful/handsome/cute" on those pictures of deformed and disfigured people.

‘Pure bred’ dogs aren’t genetically superior, half of them can’t breathe and they’re all inbred. Mongrels are really genetically superior

Cope. Looks > breathing.

Your average purebred English Bulldog spends his life lazing around, eating sausage links directly from the butcher shop, and constantly knot deep in the finest gash the canine community has to offer before his breathing problems kill him in the middle of a passionate alleyway orgy.

If you weigh less than 30 pounds, it's over. German Shepherd bitches don't even consider Italian Greycel doglets to be the same species.

Funny thing is, this dogcel meme truly relates to incels.

Pitbulls, my dude.

Both doggos are adorable

My cats are incels. When the normie outside cat gets fed more than them, and I leave the door open, they occasionally try to attack her

Left mogs me by 8 points right mogs me by 2

It’s Rover.

you made me chuckle

That dog mogs the Call of Duty incel

Guy on the bottom left has asymetrical eyes.

the right mogs me by like 3 points lmao, its over.

i prefer dogs on the right, bowwow

Just fucking bark if you don’t have alpha husky genes in 2018

I blame the Huskyarchy