I'm succcccch a nerd, and im into shy, awkward, unusual and mysterious TEEHEE men

44  2018-03-04 by NoTimeForCucks

90 comments

He doesn't look that good status halo tbh

he is borderline incel. even i mog him

Over exaggeration tbh

Is that satire? Ryan Gossling is possibly the most attractive man on earth right now.

He has oddly shaped facial features but looksmaxxed from a normie to chad-lite.

Like what is so odd about him?

His face.

Ryan Gossling is a 10/10 what the hell is everyone on here about?

The only thing I can pinpoint is his lazy eye but even then it doesn't really change much lol

Or his right ear (left in the picture) is kind of bent but that doesn't matter

He looks like an above average normal dude. He looks like a completely different species than your normal model/ 10/10 type dude.

The hype around him is like the hype around Taylor Swift. 7/10s who everyone just decided to start calling super hot, more because of their halo/personality thing than their actual appearance.

Personality doesn't change anything, are you inceltears?

Personality is the wrong word, since he doesn't even have one, but I meant more status/bandwagon effect.

Everyone but me gotta learn that's bullshit and Suuure is my response to everyone here

One eye is lower than the other, its actually not that rare.

Its just his IPD.

he looks like a dog

This sub is freaking retarded then. You'd call Bradley Cooper an incel

Bradley cooper destroys Ryan.

Ryan and Cooper are similar but blade runner Ryan MOGS the shit out of cooper.

Ryan gosling has literally no good feature. You know shit about lookism

You're an absolute retard. Literally every girl thinks he's the most attractive guy on the planet. This just shows this sub knows jack shit.

Girls talk shit many times

They wouldn't talk good about him if he wasn't attractive to them. And besides Bradly Coopers face is so unsymmetrical its not even funny.

Bradley copper has ideal coloring, better eye area, shorter midface and looks more like a human

No his eye area sucks. One eye is completely above the other.

close set of eyes is subhuman

Eyes wide apart is subhuman you mean.

Not too close, but not to far is ideal

You're literally retarded or blind if you don't think ryan gosling is hot

Tell me whats good about his face

Everything? The hair the beard the eyes for starters

Many incels posses such hair and beard. Next.

I listed the first features that i popped out. I can't really pin down exactly what parts but i just know i find him hot.

Are you gay?

Bi actually

fag

That was exactly the response i was expecting thank you for confirming my opinion of you so inexorably. Your bigotted remark has definitely had an effect on me and it will totally change how i feel about myself and change who i am attracted to.

I can't really pin down exactly what parts

This is the reason nobody takes females seriously when they give men dating advice or give their opinions on inceldom. If you can't even tell us why you find a guy attractive, and therefore can't tell us why you find a guy unattractive, why the heck do you think your thoughts on these topics are worth listening to?

Why do you feel the need to try and break attraction down to an exact science, doesnt that take all the fun out of it?

Chris Hemsworth destroys all.

He has crooked eye sockets, but he has 99% other features to make up for it like abs and so on.

So does Bradley Cooper

And internet feminist Laci Green. Her's is very pronounced, like 1/2 an inch.

She's not attractive tho

She would be if she wasn't so fat. She in her skinny phase resembled porn star Riley Reid

Then what are you doing here? I'd go out with you if you look like that.

Status halo > looks halo

Looks isn't a halo, looks is the heart and soul of physical attraction. Status and money are called haloes because they enhance your looks, they make you appear better, that is why it's called a halo, if Ryan gosling wasn't famous people would think he's an average looking guy instead he's considered a sex icon.

The halo effect is about how looks enhance other aspects of your character not about how other aspects of your character enhance how you look which is what is happening here

Is he a good joe, though?

When will I get an AI gf too?

In about 31 years.

Hopefully not. I've heard more optimistic projections: like a decade. Jesus, if it really does take 21 years, though, I'll rope before then. What's the point?

I really wish those holographic gfs were real.

tfw no JOI gf

I hate that motherfucker, he sings, he dances, he acts. Whats next he fucking cures cancer? I hate overachievers.

On the side note though, blade runner 2049 was a great fucking film

I want to see it.

You should

am i the only one who thinks gosling is maximum 6/10?

5.5 even

Yes, I'm not gay but he is objectively an attractive man. A large part of Bladerunner for me was spent appreciating how good he looks, sort of similar to Ben Affleck as Batman. Both are objectively attractive men, 8/10+.

"i'm not gay but..."

nigga u gay.

gosling is nowhere NEAR 8/10,

eye bags, round prey eyes, patchy eyebrows, goofy smile, slight negative canthal tilt. i mog him by .5 points

LOL if you mogged Ryan Gossling then you'd be a movie star.

0.5 points i said, hes 6/10 imo and im 6.5 psl.

If you're even half as attractive as Gossling you are a Chad. You shouldn't even be here.

i see him a 6/10, im 6.5/10. anything below 7.5 =/= chad.

That's utter bullshit.

ur gay if u see him as above 6.5/10

shut the fuck up im not gay.

yes u ar

nope

yes gay XD

you're gay

lie

why do you think im gay?

cause u think gosling above 6

i mog him

Where's your modeling contract then?

drawer to the left

Yup. AFTER the guy passes the looks test, of course.

exactly

In the future, Chads are into holographic waifus.

That's Hollywood, in real life Officer K would have tons of options

Like a lot of other introverted people I sort of emotionally connect with the 2 most famous ryan gosling characters (driver and K) but not really physically. He's a roman statue compared to me. When I went to see bladerunner 2049 with my brother and mom, after the movie, my mom said ryan gosling was ugly and gave off terrible vibes. There is no hope for me.

What the hell is with people saying Ryan Gossling was ugly? When i saw his memes I thought he was only famous for looks.

Ryan is chadlite

He's one of the most attractive people on earth. How is he even close to Chad lite?

Eyes wide apart is subhuman you mean.

Tell me whats good about his face

I listed the first features that i popped out. I can't really pin down exactly what parts but i just know i find him hot.

Or his right ear (left in the picture) is kind of bent but that doesn't matter

shut the fuck up im not gay.

lie