All bow to St. Scicel

144  2018-03-04 by AliennDNA

56 comments

Because he died a virgin

Inb4 normies say, "he lived a healthy and productive life without having sex!"

Getting in before the facts are pointed out don't make them not true.

uh what

He LITERALLY conceptualized and discovered the reason why we are stuck on this fucking rock, and he still doesn't get laid???

What are we supposed to do... Be hot? Fuck.

Pretty sure he was a mental cel. Some of the personal stories we keep hearing hint at that.

Dude was very religious too. Probably scared of sinning.

Yeah, most likely.

He had a bad personality and didn't shower enough.

He was not confident enough, and never gone to the gym.

He wasnt making enough gains.

and the thinkg he is remembered mostly for is dying a virgin. proof that sex is all that matters

I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.

Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.

Every person i know who knows about Newton always remamrked on how he died a virgin

And I've never met anyone who's actually said that in the real world.

History student here. Non-incel. It's brought up often enough, I'd say every semester he's brought up.

I had no idea.

Why is there so much vitriol and anger in your comment? Are you an angry virgin too?

Yes, I'm evil

I was actually referring to the normie above

What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune

I read something about him being gay but I could be wrong

He was confirmed Mentalcel

The guy invented fucking calculus but died a virgin. And these braindead normies tell us we should just shower and work on ourselves.

He didn't have a great personality

I mean judging from stories, he was quote autistic. Like religiously autistic. It's like you don't want to stick your dick in crazy, but when crazy actively says that you're sinning and is going to hell.

inb4 newton was gay

claiming famous incels as gays is a disgusting trend that has been done to napoleon, monty and others

Are you saying you think Napoleon Bonaparte was an incel?

He was short as fuck

He wasn't, actually. He was slightly over average height. He was called short to make fun of him, the same way it was said Hitler and others before him only had one testicle.

Oh

tfw u get downvoted for saying oh

He wasn't though. He was actually quite decent. It was a combination of different measurement units across Europe and propaganda

true but he fucked tons of girls so it wasn't accurate to say he was incel nor gay

Tesla was also a cel. People say he was volcel, but that's cope. He had a bad personality and was autistic, so he had to resort to fucking pigeons.

some say autist cels are volcels but that shows a lack of understanding of the struggles of autism.

St.Isaac,the father of all incels

Are you kidding? Royal Society members were rockstars in salons throughout Europe. He was simply celibate, gay or quiet about his relationships...

Being a gravity cuck

I thought incels were better than this. Newtonian/ Einsteinian gravity isn't real you brainlets

maybe we could fly if we took showers

Red Bull gives you wings.

Newtown mogs TF out of me

pfft you all think that this cuck had it bad? hooke had it way worse. he didn't receive half as much recognition as newton did despite being twice the genius.

He was celibate by choice.

Lol by choice. This dude was th greatest genius of all time but he also believed in the Bible alchemy and obviously was a huge coper.

He couldve had any woman he wanted. Women had very few rights back then. He even said he was celibate by choice because women interfered with his work, that or he was gay.

I get it, you're an incel and you refuse to believe that the problem has to do with you as a person, and instead you blame everything else. Fine, keep that belief. But you're denying history if you think Newton was an incel.

He was an incel, he failed to get laid and chose science as cope

I get it, you're an incel and you refuse to believe that the problem has to do with you as a person, and instead you blame everything else

are you a literal retard? i blame myself, maybe my mom and family a bit. why would i blame anyone else?

newton was an abnormal kid, he probably looked a little odd but even if he wasnt he was a complete loon outside of his genius.

But you're denying history if you think Newton was an incel.

literally died a virgin and was a very religious person. you're an idiot, though yeah he was probably very unpersonable.

youre braindead as fuck though

he predicted that it would finally be over for incel earth in 2060

Nope. He was a member of the upper class and while wife selling was practised at the time rarely by poor people, it was completely illegal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling_(English_custom)

Newton learned that as he approached females, they approached tears.

RIP Jimmy Neutron

comicbookcel here to lay down some knowledge, he wasn't an incel!

As part of his service for Shield, Newton traveled to Ashomia, the Deviant city, in 1625. There he was captured. The Deviant ruler found his DNA interesting and forced him to mate with a Deviant woman named Morda. He lived among the Deviants until he could steal the secret knowledge contained in their holy book, claiming it for the Brotherhood. He called this knowledge the "Hidden Arts", saying it wasn't science, but "something sideways...something bent...refracted. Something alien and devout." This knowledge became permanently written in his skin. He burned the city down and escaped.[3]

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Isaac_Newton_(Earth-616)

Lol, most well known scientists, such as Newton and Tesla, died virgins.

Who knew women aren't attracted to autists that want to help humanity.

If you're autistic, it's over.

They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.

He was actually a vlocel. I wish I looked like him.

I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.

Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.

What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune

They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.