I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.
Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.
What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune
I mean judging from stories, he was quote autistic. Like religiously autistic. It's like you don't want to stick your dick in crazy, but when crazy actively says that you're sinning and is going to hell.
He wasn't, actually. He was slightly over average height. He was called short to make fun of him, the same way it was said Hitler and others before him only had one testicle.
pfft you all think that this cuck had it bad? hooke had it way worse. he didn't receive half as much recognition as newton did despite being twice the genius.
He couldve had any woman he wanted. Women had very few rights back then. He even said he was celibate by choice because women interfered with his work, that or he was gay.
I get it, you're an incel and you refuse to believe that the problem has to do with you as a person, and instead you blame everything else. Fine, keep that belief. But you're denying history if you think Newton was an incel.
comicbookcel here to lay down some knowledge, he wasn't an incel!
As part of his service for Shield, Newton traveled to Ashomia, the Deviant city, in 1625. There he was captured. The Deviant ruler found his DNA interesting and forced him to mate with a Deviant woman named Morda. He lived among the Deviants until he could steal the secret knowledge contained in their holy book, claiming it for the Brotherhood. He called this knowledge the "Hidden Arts", saying it wasn't science, but "something sideways...something bent...refracted. Something alien and devout." This knowledge became permanently written in his skin. He burned the city down and escaped.[3]
They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.
I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.
Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.
What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune
They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.
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1 AliennDNA 2018-03-04
Because he died a virgin
1 superman1145 2018-03-04
Inb4 normies say, "he lived a healthy and productive life without having sex!"
1 SourCapnJack 2018-03-04
Getting in before the facts are pointed out don't make them not true.
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
uh what
1 Blackpilledwarrior 2018-03-04
He LITERALLY conceptualized and discovered the reason why we are stuck on this fucking rock, and he still doesn't get laid???
What are we supposed to do... Be hot? Fuck.
1 Currycell92 2018-03-04
Pretty sure he was a mental cel. Some of the personal stories we keep hearing hint at that.
1 Short_Incel_Throw 2018-03-04
Dude was very religious too. Probably scared of sinning.
1 Currycell92 2018-03-04
Yeah, most likely.
1 sailorgangordie 2018-03-04
He had a bad personality and didn't shower enough.
1 charrusco 2018-03-04
He was not confident enough, and never gone to the gym.
1 psychstudent2 2018-03-04
He wasnt making enough gains.
1 ResentfulSoul 2018-03-04
and the thinkg he is remembered mostly for is dying a virgin. proof that sex is all that matters
1 AMildInconvenience 2018-03-04
I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.
Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.
1 ResentfulSoul 2018-03-04
Every person i know who knows about Newton always remamrked on how he died a virgin
1 AMildInconvenience 2018-03-04
And I've never met anyone who's actually said that in the real world.
1 CorpseFuckersINC 2018-03-04
History student here. Non-incel. It's brought up often enough, I'd say every semester he's brought up.
1 Payed_Looser 2018-03-04
I had no idea.
1 not_good_looking 2018-03-04
Why is there so much vitriol and anger in your comment? Are you an angry virgin too?
1 ResentfulSoul 2018-03-04
Yes, I'm evil
1 not_good_looking 2018-03-04
I was actually referring to the normie above
1 CherubOfBael41 2018-03-04
What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-04
I read something about him being gay but I could be wrong
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-03-04
He was confirmed Mentalcel
1 Normal_guy420 2018-03-04
The guy invented fucking calculus but died a virgin. And these braindead normies tell us we should just shower and work on ourselves.
1 charrusco 2018-03-04
He didn't have a great personality
1 CherubOfBael41 2018-03-04
I mean judging from stories, he was quote autistic. Like religiously autistic. It's like you don't want to stick your dick in crazy, but when crazy actively says that you're sinning and is going to hell.
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-03-04
inb4 newton was gay
claiming famous incels as gays is a disgusting trend that has been done to napoleon, monty and others
1 Relax_ItsJustAPhase 2018-03-04
Are you saying you think Napoleon Bonaparte was an incel?
1 Me_Melissa 2018-03-04
He was short as fuck
1 Relax_ItsJustAPhase 2018-03-04
He wasn't, actually. He was slightly over average height. He was called short to make fun of him, the same way it was said Hitler and others before him only had one testicle.
1 Me_Melissa 2018-03-04
Oh
1 Kiqxz 2018-03-04
tfw u get downvoted for saying oh
1 CherubOfBael41 2018-03-04
He wasn't though. He was actually quite decent. It was a combination of different measurement units across Europe and propaganda
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
true but he fucked tons of girls so it wasn't accurate to say he was incel nor gay
1 braincels 2018-03-04
Tesla was also a cel. People say he was volcel, but that's cope. He had a bad personality and was autistic, so he had to resort to fucking pigeons.
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
some say autist cels are volcels but that shows a lack of understanding of the struggles of autism.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-03-04
St.Isaac,the father of all incels
1 Relax_ItsJustAPhase 2018-03-04
Are you kidding? Royal Society members were rockstars in salons throughout Europe. He was simply celibate, gay or quiet about his relationships...
1 derpyderpderp42069 2018-03-04
I thought incels were better than this. Newtonian/ Einsteinian gravity isn't real you brainlets
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
maybe we could fly if we took showers
1 Board_Gaming 2018-03-04
Red Bull gives you wings.
1 Redditor_84 2018-03-04
Newtown mogs TF out of me
1 net_terminal_gene 2018-03-04
pfft you all think that this cuck had it bad? hooke had it way worse. he didn't receive half as much recognition as newton did despite being twice the genius.
1 network9897 2018-03-04
He was celibate by choice.
1 atheist_terry_jones 2018-03-04
Lol by choice. This dude was th greatest genius of all time but he also believed in the Bible alchemy and obviously was a huge coper.
1 network9897 2018-03-04
He couldve had any woman he wanted. Women had very few rights back then. He even said he was celibate by choice because women interfered with his work, that or he was gay.
I get it, you're an incel and you refuse to believe that the problem has to do with you as a person, and instead you blame everything else. Fine, keep that belief. But you're denying history if you think Newton was an incel.
1 devon4hope 2018-03-04
He was an incel, he failed to get laid and chose science as cope
1 atheist_terry_jones 2018-03-04
are you a literal retard? i blame myself, maybe my mom and family a bit. why would i blame anyone else?
newton was an abnormal kid, he probably looked a little odd but even if he wasnt he was a complete loon outside of his genius.
literally died a virgin and was a very religious person. you're an idiot, though yeah he was probably very unpersonable.
youre braindead as fuck though
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
he predicted that it would finally be over for incel earth in 2060
1 Jamie0251 2018-03-04
Nope. He was a member of the upper class and while wife selling was practised at the time rarely by poor people, it was completely illegal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling_(English_custom)
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-03-04
Newton learned that as he approached females, they approached tears.
1 Incel4Life 2018-03-04
RIP Jimmy Neutron
1 trevmon 2018-03-04
comicbookcel here to lay down some knowledge, he wasn't an incel!
As part of his service for Shield, Newton traveled to Ashomia, the Deviant city, in 1625. There he was captured. The Deviant ruler found his DNA interesting and forced him to mate with a Deviant woman named Morda. He lived among the Deviants until he could steal the secret knowledge contained in their holy book, claiming it for the Brotherhood. He called this knowledge the "Hidden Arts", saying it wasn't science, but "something sideways...something bent...refracted. Something alien and devout." This knowledge became permanently written in his skin. He burned the city down and escaped.[3]
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Isaac_Newton_(Earth-616)
1 xtsv 2018-03-04
Lol, most well known scientists, such as Newton and Tesla, died virgins.
Who knew women aren't attracted to autists that want to help humanity.
If you're autistic, it's over.
1 LlamaTheBountyHunter 2018-03-04
They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.
1 DankIncel 2018-03-04
He was actually a vlocel. I wish I looked like him.
1 AMildInconvenience 2018-03-04
I'm fairly certain Newton is remembered for his laws of motion, his work on calculus, his "discovery" of gravity, and even his work in optics before his virginity.
Maybe you're the one who is obsessed with sex if that's what you believe anyone remembers him for.
1 CherubOfBael41 2018-03-04
What are you talking about? Nobody I knew ever said anything about that besides my physics teacher. We all assume he's a mad play boy judging from his fame and fortune
1 LlamaTheBountyHunter 2018-03-04
They were volcels, voluntarily celibate. Back then society was so patriarchal that you really didn't need looks at all -- plenty of fathers would simply give Newton their daughters because he was an influential man. Newton and Tesla simply didn't want the distraction, they were 100% invested in their work and didn't need anything else.