you can be lonely in a relationship

i've been told

lol

You can be starving during a feast

I've been told.

you can still breathe underwater

i've been told

you can be a chad but look subhuman i've been told

I like this sub. My wife has been doing homework all day, so I'm drinking whiskey, watching documentaries, and hanging out here. There's some Wickedly smart and funny individuals on the sub, and honestly I think you get a bad rap.

please dont brag

My bad. I thought it was okay since the thread was basically aimed at me.

I’m with you on this one. I’m in bed with my wife now. I’m here while she’s scrolling through her Facebook feed for the 10th time tonight. This sub is so much better than /r/incels. They have the best memes too.

I'm pretty much everything this community hates, but I've found that as individuals they have a tendency to be pretty damn awesome....

Yeah they’re much more tolerant of us “normies” than the previous sub.

Now if only our non-pc humor and dank memes can get us dates.

Eh. I mean, it would work on me but I'm a fucking weirdo so take that with a grain of salt.

My wife

Posts in makeupaddiction. Only potential explanation is that you share a reddit account. Troll.

Or...you know...in a same sex relationship?

I don't know many women who drink whisky. That's pretty fucking masculine, but I know just how masculine reddit dykes can be so who knows.

Looooooool! Oh gosh, masculine is one thing im not! :)

What are you even doing here? Is your life that unfulfilling that you have to hang around incels to feel better about your clearly evident, non-existent life?

Nah. I just like trying to learn about people. Especially people who are different than I am. How else do you develop empathy? Plus I've made some pretty good friends on this subreddit, I spend a lot of time alone and do get lonely from time to time.

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My girlfriend couldn't come over tonight. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Why are you looking at me like that, I do have a girlfriend I'm not making it up.

She goes to another school. In Canada.

In Greece we have a joke "δεν την ξέρεις ειναι από το χωριό μου" which basically means you dont know her [the gf] she is from my village.

She couldn't come over because Chad texted her for a booty call

Not believeable. Chad couldn't text her. His fingers are already in 2 other girls pussies.

Is she in another school in another country in another continent in another year and it doesn’t matter because we wouldn’t know her anyway but she’s really hot?

That doesn't include me because it's already Sunday afternoon here, suckers.

Damn.

I'm secretly gay and I think this sub is perfect, a lot of hate for roasties and a lot of pics of jacked guys to jack off to, it's way better material than on /r/ladyboners I think.

I've always assumed this sub was satire...

Most of it is. But shh... don't tell IncelTears!

Most of it is. But shh... don't tell IncelTears!

I don't know many women who drink whisky. That's pretty fucking masculine, but I know just how masculine reddit dykes can be so who knows.