80% of women will only go to the second restaurant.

53  2018-03-03 by RippedRichAndIncel

27 comments

If extravirgin just power washed, changed their style, changed their menu, and didn't blame all their problems on customers they wouldnt be pizzacel

+1

Complete renovation is the only option.

customers aren't everything. i know youre a pizza restaurant and all, but maybe you should find soome other outlet than getting customers. customers will eventually come.

His apostrophe is a fucking lightning bolt. Incels have no chance what so ever. How do you compete with that?

Two lightning bolts.

He's called Chad Thundercock for a reason

99.9%

CPBait

Tbh, incel pizza seems like it would make better pizza

We would also be better for relationships...

But are you chubby tho? Are you THICC? I need something to grab. A "Chad" would feel like a sack of potatoes.

I admit, I am not lumpy and boneless like a sack of potatoes.

Are you chubbyyyy

Cute and small and fat

...I'm just going to back away slowly...

It's 3 am and I'm a lonely girl. I'm sorry

Right, a lonely "g.i.r.l."...

Do you want proof? Pull out my birth certificate? I have a bulbs and everything.

lol, I just checked your post history, seems to check out actually, sorry about that.

Yep. I'm just lonely, sleep deprived, bored and a feeder 😬😂

I can understand that, I'm bored, lonely and sleep deprived as well. Not sure what you mean by feeder though.

I like fat guys and want to make them fatter

Ahh... Well I do like being fed :P

Basically, you just lay around, be a slob, play video games, watch TV, eat a ton of junk food and get fed food, and pretty much just grow for me.

...So basically my dream life? sounds good to me!

I 👏 dmed 👏 you 👏

Not gonna lie, I didn't even see VirginPizza at first. Didn't believe it at first but y'all might be on to something, lol.

their pizza has better personality than other restaurants

I admit, I am not lumpy and boneless like a sack of potatoes.

...I'm just going to back away slowly...