r/Braincels: Incel Poem

Incel Poem - On Showers

43 2018-02-27 by RippedRichAndIncel

You may be short and losing hair,
Your face is grim; beyond repair,
So people look and children scare,
You dream a dream of rope.

Your chin is weak, your eyes are wide,
You can't your awful hairline hide.
The girls you meet all wish you died,
But have you tried some soap?

33 comments

2 produboi 2018-02-27

lmao amazing

1 Whatstaunt 2018-02-27

Wow really makes me think 🤔

1 changeIsTheWay 2018-02-27

10/10

1 Hal_Inceldenza 2018-02-27

It's beautiful.

1 Throwmylifeaway96 2018-02-27

10/10

1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-02-27

Crying rn. Beautuful

1 Stagetail 2018-02-27

That Yoda shit in the second stanza fucked me up for a sec, but all in all amusing. :)

1 brazilianincel 2018-02-27

how the FUCK isn't this art?

1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-02-27

i used to love that guys incel poems from the old sub

1 RippedRichAndIncel 2018-02-27

He was posting a lot on incel.life a lot before it was shut down, hope to see him back

1 zielony4 2018-02-27

My post is on topic?

He was the main mod on one of the incel subs, but something happened to him, probably involving getting doxxed or harassed, and he deleted his Reddit account and asked a mod to make the sub in question private and I did. The stuff in mod mail he wrote was awesome.

1 uLookCuteToday 2018-02-27

Perfect metre. You have a gift.

1 GeneticFatalist 2018-02-27

This has been said on the old /r/incels; Incels are very talented (and also have better humor and personalities). That in itself should be a reminder of how retarded the lookist denyers are.

1 deliciousaltoids 2018-02-27

Yeah, because what could be a better personality than someone who decides to hate all women because he can't get laid. And instead of swearing off women and going to better himself like MGTOW, instead of choosing to manipulate and exploit women like TRP, he decides to LDAR. Misogynists are pathetic already and you guys are the most pathetic ones.

Unfortunately you're the only ones who haven't banned me yet, so I have to keep picking at this low hanging fruit. Clearly I have no other choice :x

1 GeneticFatalist 2018-02-27

You have a crush on me? :3

1 deliciousaltoids 2018-02-27

Maybe just a little teehee

1 GeneticFatalist 2018-02-27

Must've been my height. I have bad news about the face though... Plz don't report me for catfish :(

1 deliciousaltoids 2018-02-27

SEXUAL HARASSMENT I AM NOTIFYING HR

1 GeneticFatalist 2018-02-27

Send nudes

1 deliciousaltoids 2018-02-27

I'm sorry I'm glued to my couch I can't get to my camera

1 GeneticFatalist 2018-02-27

Think of the 6'3" genes you are able to receive in your womb

1 iQ9k 2018-02-27

what could be a better personality than someone who decides to hate all women because he can't get laid

Removed for generalizations and harassment. You have been banned for repeated offenses of harassment on users of this subreddit.

1 produboi 2018-02-27

our new goderator

1 yoquis 2018-02-27

Exactly. Most normies are generic carbon copies, but incels care about knowledge,arts, they are creators. The fact they are ugly, made them work twice as hard, the fact they have no social life made them have more time for creativity!

1 zielony4 2018-02-27

Its... its... beautiful :')

1 lindseyilwalker 2018-02-27

Good example of how your life has more meaning than what a woman might think of you; you have talent my friend and that is meaningful!

1 LdarBoyos 2018-02-27

True, Femoids are garbage and it doesn't matter what they think.

1 lindseyilwalker 2018-02-27

Uhhh that’s not what I was trying to say at all lol

1 LdarBoyos 2018-02-27

Fuck up cunt

1 AbyssWolf 2018-02-27

To be read at my funeral, which no one will attend except the guy I paid to read it.