damn how can women compete?

61  2018-02-23 by sadricecel

184 comments

Men don't buy dolls just for the sex.

Lifting a 45 kg doll and moving her around is good exercise.

Have you guys thought about crowed sourcing these dolls for each other?

Hey thats a pretty good idea norman

You can call me "The baddest Chad." TYVM

I'm good

Obviously you aren't.

Aight

No Chad calls himself a Chad, lel.

You guys sure claim to know a lot about things you have never experienced

"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true king.

How about that, bub?

Tell that to Casaer

Tell that to Casaer

He ended up dead.

Name one person from his time still alive.

Prematurely dead, bruv.

Still was king (emperor) though. He's got a whole month named after him too. It's coming up.

And your point is?

Obviously too complex for you to grasp.

Who's a bigger dumbass - me for not understanding you or you for not being able to relay your point simple enough, so that even a dumbass like me can understand it?

It's literally impossible for my point to be any more simple.

you guys sure claim to know a lot about things you have never experienced

This one? You don't have to taste shit to know that it tastes like shit.

That's why you guys think all women are terrible right? Because you just know it? ;)

you guys

Literally who? I'm alone here and I'm talking to you about you, not about women.

You've lost the theme.

Hard to keep up with someone who's unable to spend a waking second without generalizations.

;)

;)

If you create sex robots with artificial intelligence, will they become self-aware enough to seek Chads too?

I choose the doll

This post belongs on the degenerate sub known as “MGTOW” ... Most guys on this sub would love to have a real life girlfriend.

We at r/MGTOW have had plenty of them and that is why we don't want them. Most women are terrible people who are not worth the effort.

you at mgtow cry and whine about how unfair women are BOOHOO

You ignored the good girls to chase Stacy!

Fat girls make me go limp. I can't help it. Too much porn as a child I guess.

That's cucked. We can't change the society to produce better females instantly, so we might take the next best thing: sex dolls.

That's a nice looking hand.

But my hand knows my special spot.

Your butthole?

Forced rusty trombone, but instead of a person licking my hole, I just put peanut butter on there for my dog.

Too soon.

My bad.

Some of us guys are cursed by being a romantic. Nothing a sex doll can cure.

If you give the doll some chocolates she won't eat them all and won't complain it's not the right kind.

If they get them up to the standard of Alicia Viklander in Ex Machina and Evan Rachel Wood in Westworld, then I might be intrigued. Otherwise, no.

That’s not a curse though. That’s a good thing

Not when you are a romantic who has never had a romance. :(

Still a lot better than being attracted to a plastic object instead of another human being. That you haven’t had a romantic relationship yet doesn’t mean that you never will.

If he's an oldcel there's a good chance that he will never experience it. Females in their late 20s/early 30s gave up on the concept of love and are as bitter as we are.

Doesn't mean it will either.

Meh.

I'm really considering getting such a doll (I love to cuddle with women) just to test it out, but I can't imagine them feeling good. The coldness and the smell of plastic must be so offputting, not to speak of the utter passiveness and lifelessness.

The coldness and the smell of plastic

Much better than smell of sweat combined with anal and vaginal secretions.

Much better than smell of sweat combined with anal and vaginal secretions.

What women have you been with? All the women I've been with smelled fantastic -- that's actually one of my favorite thing of an attractive woman. How good they smell.

lol like you ever smelled a woman. you people who lurk braincels all day and LARPing big time. we know you're virgins

Maybe he's an escortcel

Much better than smell of sweat combined with anal and vaginal secretions. I wish females would smell like that.

Truth.

Stick some perfume on it and it smells way better than femoids.

The attractive aspect of femoid's smell is all perfume. All the unattractive aspects are her intimate smells.

Keep coping. Women smell great, perfume or no.

No, they don't. I've escortcelled, I don't like the way they smell.

I guess you're on a tight budget but you should probably avoid escorts that smell bad.

made me lol

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FEMOIDS ON SKITTLE WATCH

necrophilia ftw!!

By having body temperature? Nice smell? Voice that tickles the part of your brain responsible for processing music? Actually being able to move? Actually being a living, breathing, (kind of) self-aware human and therefore giving you the infinite satisfaction when they say yeah, I want to be with you?

By sleeping with your friends, by bitching at you, by divorce raping you, by being allowed to hit you, by being an unfunny burden who earns no income, by always arguing with you, by never admitting its wrong, by getting pregnant when it promised it was on the pill?

no gonorrhea, no syphilis, no aids.

no dating costs.

Just buy her some talcum powder and some clothes.

All of this. Sex bots are cope.

Cope. They make sex dolls with an internal heater so they can heated up to a realistic body temperature.

Wow, now you only need all the other, infinitely more complicated things.

Nope. I'd have all that I need.

Sex bots will be superior in a decade or two, right now it's pretty uncanny but in the future women will be literally fucking useless.

Oh shit, I need to stop teaching my boyfriend the piano, the guitar, and never go skiing or mountain climbing with him. It's so useless for him apparently. X) The day mass produced robots have AI (including spatial intelligence) and movement control to act like a normal human, there will be very few jobs for humans left. Technology advances but not as fast on all areas, and we will probably not see this in our lifetimes. If we do, there will be bigger things to worry about than pleasuring penises.

Lady, Why are you gettting so upset about this? Just let us incels live our lives and stop policing us. If we want sexbots that’s our choice!

I wish you the best sexbots, but it's very rude of some of these guys to call women fucking useless. I don't think any of you are useless and would not write it either.

I think you're useless, you claim so many talents and teaching so much. Yet here you are browsing braincels.

Be gone thot

No one who browses reddit has ever done anything useful. Ok.

That's not what I said at all, way to twist words around.

people who are successful don't usually try to brag, shame, harass incels all day long on the internet. It's pretty pathetic. Why can't people just leave them alone and let them vent? You never know, you might turn a person over the edge and it just may be your family that pays the price.

Remember that next time you bully kids who are already on the edge.

If you're going to talk smack about women, I'm going to talk smack back. Learn how to vent without insulting people who haven't done shit to you. Don't cry and play the victim because you can't take what you dish out.

And I wipe my ass with your threats of violence.

i'm sure you will, white knights gotta defend m'ladys. I didn't threaten anyone, you are the one who bullys and harrasses people all day because you're mad that you're an incel but you're in denial. But of course you'll obsess and stalk this sub forever i'm sure.

I'm not playing a victim, i'm just warning you that being a dick to people who are already down could backfire on you. i hope it does, you deserve it.

I am talking smack back because I am a woman. Way to shoehorn everything into your idiot paradigm.

Hello, you shockingly oblivious moron, you're telling me not to be a dick to people because it could backfire as you complain about the consequences of your being a dick.

"because I'm a woman"

good for you, now go rest 6under

So you call me a white knight for defending my own sex, I correct you that it's my own sex, and you fit that into your paradigm of women bringing up their femaleness to get attention. Bravo! This forecasts a high likelihood that you will successfully make it your death without ever removing your head from your ass.

ahah defend away, i already know your true nature

So you have a rudimentary and highly biased understanding of female instinct, impressive. Does it hold you close at night?

Don't mind me, it's not just women i hate. i hate the majority of men too so don't feel too bad.

I grew up with 3 sisters, 10 cousins who were women. And they acted like typical women. manipulated and broke a bunch of guys hearts(lots were my friends, then I wouldn't see them anymore)to get money, items etc.

I see it all the time.I just hate humans in general. i hold my dog close at night, he's better then any of you could ever hope to be

Aww, I see you trying to back down, humanize yourself, get some sympathy. Am I supposed to be sorry that your friends didn't get the sex they were trying to pay for?

Women are way better at cuddling than dogs, not sure if you're aware. If you saw us as people then you'd know.

Women aren't better at anything, look at Caitlyn Jenner, she's a fucking man and she won woman of the year award. You suck at everything, especially cuddling you fucking walking heat machines.

See, this is what I always wonder about your kind: are you actually deluded enough to believe in female inferiority, or are you just lashing out as an expression of your impotent despair? I lean towards the second. I guess it could be a mixture of both - like you're despairing so you have to convince yourself we're inferior. But it is the common strand in all the misogynist communities - MGTOW, TRP, incels - it all revolves around sexual frustration. You hate women because you can't get laid. Aren't you embarrassed by how simple that is?

female inferiority? Yes because you are inferior. Despairing about what?

Lmao, typical female trying insult me sexually though you couldn't be more wrong about your assessment.

Lets see what you look like, i have a feeling you had short purple hair and weigh 250 lbs. i've posted my pic, lets see what you look like hotshot

So if you get laid what are you so upset about? Your lack of a meaningful relationship? Or are you not smart enough to know that's why you're mad?

And yeah, you're a dumbass for posting your pic. I feel zero need to prove myself to you.

Because you look exactly as i said, fat and ugly n just hanging out on braincels trying to shame men. Might work on others not me though, i enjoy the black pill and incel culture.

Why are you angry though? Can't get a good looking guy to stick around? I feel like you're projecting onto me. Just because you're miserable single doesn't mean i am.

No one likes being single. I would expect someone with such a thorough understanding of human nature to know that. When people say they like being single they just mean all their relationships have sucked.

Also it really amuses me how you keep trying to fit me into your stupid paradigm.

And what are you trying to do? You are trying to tell me what i like and don't like.

projection at it's finest, just because you're miserable, fat, ugly, smelly, and can't find a good guy doesn't mean i give a shit.

Yeah, I'm gonna call this one a win.

LMAO! Cringey as hell

You just did though.

Reading comprehension is not you guys' strong suit, is it?

A for effort trying to talk to these guys. Anything of substance is wasted on them. All you can do is laugh.

You know what AI is right? And how rapidly were advancing in technology atm. 20 years max.

roastie cope

Sex-doll owners eternally BTFO. You can't cheat biology.

But if they're never going to be interested in you they're not competition.

You don't seem to understand that the real thing is not an option for us.

Every one of us here would prefer a real girl over a doll, but we will never have a chance to get a real girl

The weirdest people I know still get laid. You guys should just stop being such creeps and you would too tbh

creeps

lel

Fuck off dumb bitch.

All they need to do is shower, get a haircut, and be nice to women!

Yea all they need is to stop epically whining about it and they might actually get laid. I know plenty of hot chicks that go out with the goofiest dudes, both in looks and personality.

creeps and you would too tbh

And that's a tranny guarantee, right?

You don't seem to understand that the real thing is not an option for us.

You don't seem to have read the OP

Why?

Do you know what subreddit you're on buddy

God forbid I'm curious about the "why" in his situation.

Well instead of posting dumb shit before even browsing this sub for less than a day how about you just lurk for a bit you dumb cunt

First off, I knew about this sub for 4 days. I was reminded about it existence today, since literally nothing was worthy of remembering because of how trash it is here.

Second of all, I literally looked extensively on the sub in the first place.

Also, don't call me a dumb count as a result on your failure of assumptions. Virgin ass bitch, back the fuck up.

4 days

Lol

The lesser the better when it comes to this shithole

back the fuck up

I don’t think you’re strong or attractive enough to say that, normalfag

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you needed a certain criteria to say a phrase. An incel has a lot of nerve to call someone a normalfag, though. Cheers!

An incel has a lot of nerve to call someone a normalfag

What are you then if not a normie? Actually, scratch that, you're probably some pale-ass bitch Internet tough guy.

First off, I knew about this sub for 4 days

lol

Virgin ass bitch, back the fuck up.

You sure showed him.

We aren't good looking enough

That's a reason to downvote?

And trust me, I'm not going to give you the "that doesn't mean no one will" or some shit.

I will, however, say that IF you think you can't have sex cause you're not a brad Pitt stunt double, you are at fault too. You don't even try, do You?

Meditate, clean your room, join a dating site, hang out with friends, do therapy, for God's sake do something.

I do try, I get ghosted every time I talk to girls

can confirm, i cleaned my room yesterday and several thots randomly came in and marveled at how clean it was and i fucked both of their tight buttholes.

told you so!

Meditate, clean your room, join a dating site, hang out with friends, do therapy, for God's sake do something.

Normie Platinum Hits: Track 05 - The Unwarranted Advice (ft. Cope-A-Lope).

Sex dolls are better and kinder listeners than you normies !

You seem to be describing what a sex doll can't do. There is HUGE difference between that and a sexbot. Ideally, a sexbot would be able to do all or at least most of those things. Sex dolls have existed for centuries, while a sex robot that doesn't fall into the uncanny valley and has better AI than the average chatbot is just science fiction for now. Actual functional ones are very likely to exist in the near future, however.

You seem to be describing what a sex doll can't do. There is HUGE difference between that and a sexbot.

Yeah, sex dolls exist, sex bots don't(and never will)

That sex bot would reject me tbh

femoids downvoting the fuck out of every single comment ITT that says something positive about sex dolls

whats the matter roasties? shouldnt you be happy us incel virgin rapists will be content with our artificial girls and leave you alone

I'm a normie chick and I don't have a problem with sex dolls at all. I have a problem with people saying they will make women redundant, just as I have a problem with the "women are crazy but we have vaginas so suck it up haha" stupidity on the original image.

I would 100% fuck a well-made male sex doll (or robot) given the chance. (Well-made as in "not the $20 thin plastic ones you buy as a gag gift for a mate's 21st".)

i'm a normie male who can get pussy and i'd rather have a nice AI sex bot than a real girlfriend.

Sex robots have the potential to redeem women conplete irelevant

You know women have more purpose than having sex with men? Like be productive members of society that have jobs and have ideas and help make the world a better place. Our existence does not revolve around men, unlike what you seem to think.

productive members of society

The productivity of 10 women is equivalent of 1 men

Citation?

No, of course not.

I dont need citation numale

I'm a FEMALE, you shit-for-brains crusty-socked conjunction-less little scumbag. Hope you're having fun dying trapped in the rotting carcass of your obsolete masculinity.

You are evil

Maybe a little. There's no room in my heart for people like you.

people like you

Ugly people

The kind plastic surgeons can't fix. Maybe a good psychiatrist could.

If that were true, men would have been irrelevant long ago with all the dildos out there

Imagine being this stupid.

Everything you know, this whole world has been built by men. Women in the other hand have no use besides sex and reproduction.

Well, that's simply not true

Prove it

Thats just proves my point.

I could tell you thousands or even millions of more important inventions made by men.

That isn't every accomplishment, you dunce.

OK women invented 11 things in the history of mankind. I'll give you that.

You're clearly not a very intelligent person, and you should be embarrassed

And that coming from a person who spends more time on this sub than any truecel.

Rekt

The future is now

This is cope.

Cope.

Keep coping. Women smell great, perfume or no.

Oh shit, I need to stop teaching my boyfriend the piano, the guitar, and never go skiing or mountain climbing with him. It's so useless for him apparently. X) The day mass produced robots have AI (including spatial intelligence) and movement control to act like a normal human, there will be very few jobs for humans left. Technology advances but not as fast on all areas, and we will probably not see this in our lifetimes. If we do, there will be bigger things to worry about than pleasuring penises.

Obviously you aren't.

Fat girls make me go limp. I can't help it. Too much porn as a child I guess.

If you're going to talk smack about women, I'm going to talk smack back. Learn how to vent without insulting people who haven't done shit to you. Don't cry and play the victim because you can't take what you dish out.

And I wipe my ass with your threats of violence.

I am talking smack back because I am a woman. Way to shoehorn everything into your idiot paradigm.

Hello, you shockingly oblivious moron, you're telling me not to be a dick to people because it could backfire as you complain about the consequences of your being a dick.