Die to high demand, here is a gif of me petting dogcel

33  2018-02-23 by Chef_Lamar

41 comments

I was a cat owner for many years before I had a dog, and I still half expect our Jack Russell to purr.

Total fakecel, barely a doglet.

Nice hand you got there OP. Small hands like me.

Thanks I’m a handcel

Shit, his hand looked pretty fat to me based on my hand. I thought that I wasn't that much of a wristlet though...

sooo...when should i pick your dog up?

You’ve made 15 posts these past 2 days with images of your dog.

I made 4 posts on in 1 day and 2 of them were removed by mods for “Spam“

This one was removed

This one was also removed.

Talk about your Double Standards when it comes to Spam.

I have posted about short stature a few times here and I've haven't experienced that. I feel bad for you man.

And the mod had this to say to me:

[Your posts are] minor variations, same content. This is a discussion board, two threads are more than enough for you.

Wow that's harsh. I've posted 2 similar selfies here. One was my Faceapp female version and the other was my original version. Sorry for your loss.

Where do you live and how old are you? I think I could hook you up with someone.

I PM'd you. By the way, do you think I have potential?

I wouldn't have said anything if I didn't. Your picture is very attractive, hence the message. I'll check your PM now.

Thank you.

I've sent you a PM hours ago, is there something wrong?

Sorry, no, just haven't had a minute to respond. I work pretty crazy hours.

But you've seen my PM anyways. So what did your friends think about my pics so far?

I only showed your pic to one person so far. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you!

What did she thought about me? And btw thank you.

She said that you were super cute based on your pics.

Alright then. Tbh, I am just invisible IRL. No woman notices me in that manner. I've never received such validation from women as I've received here on Braincels. Hehe, this is not a joke. I've doing quite so well here by this sub's standards.

DoubleStandards indeed. Incel mods don't even like Incels posting incel things unless of course it's Chadog posting them.

BBW Gaming is a strict mod.

I never removed his posts.

God are you STILL crying about that? It was like 2 fucking weeks ago.

Smh he's a cheater

Was there really a demand and do I really have to die for it?

Yes

Damn. Dogpill.

Cute doggo deserves pats. Thanks for sharing. :)

I've been waiting for this

Your threads are the best part of this sub. Ignore the haters, they’re prolly virgins anyway.

Poor dogxel will never get the fucc 😭

I never actually saw any demand for a gif.

Why do you have to hate on dogcel everytime you see him? Is it because dogs are the only thing that won’t fuck your lard ass?

its because your dog has andro features they dry her pussy up

Shut your fucking mouth

I asked for a gif

Your dog is cute af.

Dogs are the most loyal animals even if you’re the most ugliest dude in existence. They only judge you by your personality.

Very lady like hand

Ty

<3