Shrekcel vs Chrek

60  2018-02-22 by IsThisRealReddit

32 comments

If you think about it, Sheri is basically a movie about an incel.

I am basically Lord Farquaad. Short and good-looking.

And compensating for something

michael eisner isn't good looking

Ofc not, thing is Lord Faarquad in Shrek is a good-looking person considering how most human males look in the Shrek universe. Anyways, I just said that primarily because I am short. Tbh, I didn't expect this decent amount of upvotes based on my comment I made. Considering how active this sub is that is a good amount.

stop overcompensating you midget

How am I overcompensating? I didn't do anything to look like this. Just look at my pic I've posted here on this sub, and judge it fairly.

you look good as a girl using the faceapp filter, you don't look good as a guy

How is having big eyes unattractive? I guess you are the only one who disagreed with my opinion.

your eyes are too far apart

I think Shrek is essentially Height and Frame vs Face and Status.

doesn't he get married or some shit?

No, Shrek concludes with the titular character's life turning around when he shoots a mafioso and receives favorable press reports for it.

He gets married to his looksmatch. Fiona treated him like scum when she was hot. After she turns ugly she comes back to him.

Who finds someone who truly cares about him and who he is, and has friends that will stand by him. He puts good in, and he gets good out. Does Shrek spend every movie moping about how shitty he is? No, he embraces who he is, doesn't give a fuck about other shitheads who have a problem with him being an ogre, and goes after what he wants. Fuckin life lessons right there.

Damn, this is what I needed right now. Thank you!

Life lessons from a kid's show.

This is what normtards actually believe. That's why no one ever engages you seriously.

Normfags actually believe disney, pixar and whatever cartoons are real

shrek was a actually a achad ogre

No he wasn't. He was brutally height mogged by all male ogres in shrek 4.

i wasnt aware

It's true. Although Shrek heightmogged humans, he was at least a head shorter than the male ogres.

>tfw ogrelet

>tfw you can only heightmog humans

Nah, he's a fatass neckbeard

fat ass-neckbeard


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

He married a hot ogre

Shrek got the princess...?

Thanks for sharing.

SPOILER ALERT

It all makes sense now.

Very telling that the incel has brown eyes and the Chad has blue eyes.

I come to vent my despair, I stay for the sweet memes

Don‘t we all?