False. Women drink, bathe, sweat, shower and make up 55% of their body composition from water. Water has been the Chad of women across all species since the beginning of time.
I'd say cow's milk. Boost your estrogen levels to better aid you in transitioning. And the closest thing we'll ever get to touching a real femoids breast is drinking a tall glass of whole milk.
My bestie is a an MD, and its true. But not as much as you might think. Women aren't 100 percent into nerdy types who think they are the shit. That doesn't work all that well. I think the most attractive bit for a woman is (well money yea-though docs arent all rich) but that her family will be all smiles and hellos for a doctor. I've had girls latch onto me when Im out with him because they are sick of "douchebag doctors"
Women don't like nerdy types at all, we're seen as immature manchildren for having different hobbies than the norm. This comment is also months old, and its a joke in the first place, a joke that went right over your head
48 comments
1 Salvador66 2018-02-22
Its over! I wish to be Dr. Pepper.
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Pfft just get better ingredients and change up your personality bro hurr - Dr.Pepper
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-02-22
Generic Dr. Thunder and Dr. Diablo cry in the corner, knowing incel beverages never score.
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
The True Incel Beverage Is Water.
1 AmIwrong92 2018-02-22
False. Women drink, bathe, sweat, shower and make up 55% of their body composition from water. Water has been the Chad of women across all species since the beginning of time.
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Then what is the true incel drink? Orange juice?
1 AmIwrong92 2018-02-22
I'd say cow's milk. Boost your estrogen levels to better aid you in transitioning. And the closest thing we'll ever get to touching a real femoids breast is drinking a tall glass of whole milk.
1 sharkb8master 2018-02-22
soy milk
1 Mr-5-5 2018-02-22
Tofu juice !
1 crackfacekillme 2018-02-22
>tfw oneitis is being filled by water as we speak
>you will never satisfy her as much as a cold drink of water on a hot day
>roastie scientists spend their entire life looking for water on other planets
1 Incelvester 2018-02-22
Women love doctors!
1 produboi 2018-02-22
lmfaooooooooooooooooo
1 pjguy2000 2018-02-22
Dr. Chad Vs Orderly Incel
1 TheFishSeattle 2018-02-22
My bestie is a an MD, and its true. But not as much as you might think. Women aren't 100 percent into nerdy types who think they are the shit. That doesn't work all that well. I think the most attractive bit for a woman is (well money yea-though docs arent all rich) but that her family will be all smiles and hellos for a doctor. I've had girls latch onto me when Im out with him because they are sick of "douchebag doctors"
1 Incelvester 2018-02-22
Women don't like nerdy types at all, we're seen as immature manchildren for having different hobbies than the norm. This comment is also months old, and its a joke in the first place, a joke that went right over your head
1 TheFishSeattle 2018-02-22
What a weird response.
1 Incelvester 2018-02-22
Yours is weirder. This post is 2 months old. Who's history are you creeping on to find this?
1 igotgroped 2018-02-22
i dont her her physique. she has fat arms but a skinny waist?
1 zielony4 2018-02-22
Lol, I thought I would be the only one to notice.
1 igotgroped 2018-02-22
well girls check out other girls' bodies more than guys do
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Its obvious she has mad ass surgery shit going on
1 damnsong 2018-02-22
she's bending her back at a strange angle and has shorts meant to accentuate curves. I don't think that's the case.
1 Tallguy_87 2018-02-22
COPE
1 trevmon 2018-02-22
her her? should be durr durr
1 superman1145 2018-02-22
This femoid is hot as fuck
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Too bad Chadder Pepper has her
1 wh0mping 2018-02-22
Nah she mogs him, he's just beta bux. She's looking for Monster Energy's monstercock
1 Disgruntled-Cacti 2018-02-22
Cope.
1 CptErection23 2018-02-22
Mountaincel still has a chance if he showers right?
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Yeah just change your ingredients bro heheheh - Chadder Pepper
1 r4risbullshit 2018-02-22
xD
1 warmestblack 2018-02-22
She's hot, but it's the angle.
1 Tallguy_87 2018-02-22
Tfw stacy would rather fuck a cardboard box than me
FUCKING OVER KILL ME NOW
1 nonparliamo 2018-02-22
A cardboard box is more fuckable than you? Shit. I bet people uglier than you are more fuckable than you if that's any indication.
1 Tallguy_87 2018-02-22
Yes pass the rope
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-22
Me on the shelf
1 BlackDranzerAttack 2018-02-22
Reminder that a femoid will never be in your arms like that.
1 UniqueWeeb 2018-02-22
Not unless I make T H E M
1 iQ9k 2018-02-22
Just lol if you're not a carbonated drink in 2005
1 DiamondArc 2018-02-22
😂😂😂 juicecels on suicide watch
1 Orange_Paisley 2018-02-22
Dr Pepper is the bestest.
1 AnathematicAnarchist 2018-02-22
I currently have five empty bottles of Dr Pepper on my desk.
Do I get a girlfriend now?
1 nonparliamo 2018-02-22
Nope, you're still you.
1 Prince-Of-Dankness 2018-02-22
Flat ass
1 Yeahso_no 2018-02-22
I hear Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper tho...
1 MrTomDawson 2018-02-22
Dr Pepper: What's The Worst That Can Happen?
In this case, probably papercuts in some very sensisitive areas.
1 njoerdhr 2018-02-22
Holy fuck that chick is hot.
1 pretty_boy_game 2018-02-22
FUARRRRKKKKK that looks like my oneitis!
1 ivana_g 2018-02-22
Looks like someone hacked her IG and replaced all her pics with memes
BUT ALL HER PICS ARE GONE 😩
1 CMXV 2018-02-22
How the fuck did we get mogged by soda?
1 TheMasterSwordMaster 2018-02-22
Gotta have the phd