This is true. If I killed myself it’d be in a bathtub after calling the authorities and getting my shit sorted out so that everything isn’t a mess when I die.
Maggots compete for survival at their earliest life-stage and only the genetically superior are left by the time you see them crawling around looking for food. Our corpses will be eaten by Chads.
When people say that "sperm competes" they mean sperm of different males, and it's really only applicable to animals that spray the sperm everywhere, mostly some fish or something.
If we're talking about humans, unless the woman is in some kind of gangbang, this situation will never happen. And your own sperm does not "compete" with itself, it's all exactly the same genetic package.
...because it's the proces of mixing genes itself(i.e. when a sperm already gets to the egg) that randomly decides which genes take from the father and which ones from the mother?
but sperm cells are haploid, meaning they also only have half of the genes from each parent. if dad has one dominant allele for good version of trait (G) and one recessive allele for bad version of trait (g), and the mom has two recessive alleles for bad version of trait (gg), then the haploid cells from each parent would look like this, because the genes are halved:
sperm: either G or g
egg: g
so that means that there are two variations of this trait in each sperm cell. if the sperm has a g, will get bad trait. if it contains the G, the good gene will be passed on bc the G is dominant over g. the possibilities of the offspring are expressed in a Punnet Grid, which looks like this:
top= possible gene in sperm ; side=possible gene in egg ; middle= possible genes in offspring
Ggg Gg gg
g Gg gg
if the genes are Gg (heterozygous), the kid has good gene expressed, but has a chance of passing on bad gene to their kid. if it is gg, then they have bad gene. so there’s a 50/50 chance of the kid getting the bad gene.
however, if the father was GG (homozygous), then the kid would inherit that gene because it would over power the gene the mother had (when co-dominance or incomplete dominance isn’t present, that gets into a completely different subject.)
so, for a lot of traits, yes there is a “competition” between sperm in one load that decides what the kid will look like, but it’s more or less a gamble to see which one gets to the egg first.
the random mixing of genes between the mother and father happens when a zygote is formed and crossing over and independent assortment occurs, but the genes that are being put into that random assortment have been randomly chosen from each parent. it’s kinda like shuffling two decks of cards, taking half of each deck out, and then combining one half of one deck with the other half of the other, and then shuffling that.
so, for a lot of traits, yes there is a “competition” between sperm in one load that decides what the kid will look like
Nothing you wrote supports this. You are describing the "competition" between dominant and recessive traits once the sperm already gets to the egg, while we're talking about "competition" between different sperm(which doesn't happen)
you said there are not “better” or “worse” sperm. while this is true for which ever one gets to the egg first, there are still sperm containing genetically “better” or “worse” genes. whether you define “better” as being dominant or as the one with the more attractive feature doesn’t matter, there are sperm containing genes for stronger/healthier/more attractive traits than others, which inevitably makes them genetically better than those that contain genes for weaker/more diseased/ less attractive traits.
there may not be “better” sperm in terms of having the ability to get to the egg fastest, but there sure are different traits contained in each sperm cell. this makes all of them different, since they are all genetically different haploid cells made in spermatogenesis. so they’re different and contain different genes, but not necessarily “better” or “worse” as sperm cells on their own.
and no, none of it really does, because you specifically left out the part right after it where i said it was more of a gamble than a competition. this applies for both spermatogenesis and meiosis of a zygote. i also said this because within each sperm, there is a different combination of genes from the father, since each sperm cell contains a random half of the father’s genetics.
if the sperm contains a dominant gene while the egg contains a recessive, then the kid will express the dominant gene. if a different sperm containing the recessive gene reached the same egg, then the kid would express the recessive gene. this is why i included the “competition” when the sperm has reached the egg, because the traits of the child depend very much on which sperm reaches the egg.
That describes pretty much all people, given enough time. I don't even know the name of my great-grandparents. And even if you do know the name of your great-grandparents, I doubt that you know the name of their parents and beyond. Unless you are descended from monarchs or something nobody knows who they were or what they did, and that information is forever gone. Thanks to the Internet though, most people of this and future generations are going to be immortalized, for better or for worse.
For real, getting baker acted was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Made it 10x harder to find a job and now I'm breaking my back for $12 at a warehouse.
Oh yes, the meds are godawful too. Prozac is like a lobotomy in a pill. I remember one morning I was watching the sun rise and laughing involuntarily, mindlessly as the sunlight hit the bedroom wall.
Nah, I'm actually doing better without any SSRIs. I also can't even afford any meds/doctors since I can't afford health insurance and don't qualify for medicaid.
I don't even think I really have depression, just downtrodden and weary from going through a shit life.
Then some normans will complain how this was very inconsiderate since no one can pay your rent and electricity bill and someone will have to clean the mess. It was also not considerate to the landlord or whoever first walked in and saw you. It will stink so much as well. They'll take it as a proof of the shower and personality hypothesis.
Meanwhile Stacy's fresh corpse filled with juices, from he suicide attempt gone wrong, will be an artistic inspiration for years to come, inspire her Stacy friends to live life to their fullest which will in return ensure some drunk sex for Normans, and Stacy herself will be taken for one last ride by a hipster Chadlite mortician who thinks this job is quirky.
because people like you who are fuckinh COLD BLOOD KILLERS , tell mentally disturbed people bas things to trigger them , you clearly have no sympathy for the mentally sick people here so just go away scum
72 comments
1 thekingmother213 2018-02-20
true
1 PM_ME_DEATH_THREATS2 2018-02-20
He's fakecel, we don't look that good.
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
Muh tax money
1 BatBatB 2018-02-20
This is true. If I killed myself it’d be in a bathtub after calling the authorities and getting my shit sorted out so that everything isn’t a mess when I die.
1 throwaway192200 2018-02-20
Brutal realization that your entire existence will never be remembered and all you amounted to was food for bacteria with your rotting corpse.
1 KaleBrecht 2018-02-20
Jesus.
1 leafbutter 2018-02-20
And let the maggots swim in our corpse
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-20
Maggots compete for survival at their earliest life-stage and only the genetically superior are left by the time you see them crawling around looking for food. Our corpses will be eaten by Chads.
1 ExpensiveCow 2018-02-20
Sperm compete too... you literally beat millions upon millions of others.
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-20
We weren't ever sperm
1 spagheatball 2018-02-20
are you sure though
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-20
I already know that my father's genetic material is good enough for reproduction. My earliest stage was as a zygote, the combination of sperm and egg.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-20
When people say that "sperm competes" they mean sperm of different males, and it's really only applicable to animals that spray the sperm everywhere, mostly some fish or something.
If we're talking about humans, unless the woman is in some kind of gangbang, this situation will never happen. And your own sperm does not "compete" with itself, it's all exactly the same genetic package.
1 Cyclic_Hernia 2018-02-20
If it's the same genetic package, then how do children by the same parents look different?
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-20
...because it's the proces of mixing genes itself(i.e. when a sperm already gets to the egg) that randomly decides which genes take from the father and which ones from the mother?
1 spagheatball 2018-02-20
but sperm cells are haploid, meaning they also only have half of the genes from each parent. if dad has one dominant allele for good version of trait (G) and one recessive allele for bad version of trait (g), and the mom has two recessive alleles for bad version of trait (gg), then the haploid cells from each parent would look like this, because the genes are halved: sperm: either G or g egg: g so that means that there are two variations of this trait in each sperm cell. if the sperm has a g, will get bad trait. if it contains the G, the good gene will be passed on bc the G is dominant over g. the possibilities of the offspring are expressed in a Punnet Grid, which looks like this: top= possible gene in sperm ; side=possible gene in egg ; middle= possible genes in offspring G g g Gg gg
g Gg gg
if the genes are Gg (heterozygous), the kid has good gene expressed, but has a chance of passing on bad gene to their kid. if it is gg, then they have bad gene. so there’s a 50/50 chance of the kid getting the bad gene.
however, if the father was GG (homozygous), then the kid would inherit that gene because it would over power the gene the mother had (when co-dominance or incomplete dominance isn’t present, that gets into a completely different subject.)
so, for a lot of traits, yes there is a “competition” between sperm in one load that decides what the kid will look like, but it’s more or less a gamble to see which one gets to the egg first.
the random mixing of genes between the mother and father happens when a zygote is formed and crossing over and independent assortment occurs, but the genes that are being put into that random assortment have been randomly chosen from each parent. it’s kinda like shuffling two decks of cards, taking half of each deck out, and then combining one half of one deck with the other half of the other, and then shuffling that.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-20
Nothing you wrote supports this. You are describing the "competition" between dominant and recessive traits once the sperm already gets to the egg, while we're talking about "competition" between different sperm(which doesn't happen)
1 spagheatball 2018-02-20
you said there are not “better” or “worse” sperm. while this is true for which ever one gets to the egg first, there are still sperm containing genetically “better” or “worse” genes. whether you define “better” as being dominant or as the one with the more attractive feature doesn’t matter, there are sperm containing genes for stronger/healthier/more attractive traits than others, which inevitably makes them genetically better than those that contain genes for weaker/more diseased/ less attractive traits.
there may not be “better” sperm in terms of having the ability to get to the egg fastest, but there sure are different traits contained in each sperm cell. this makes all of them different, since they are all genetically different haploid cells made in spermatogenesis. so they’re different and contain different genes, but not necessarily “better” or “worse” as sperm cells on their own.
and no, none of it really does, because you specifically left out the part right after it where i said it was more of a gamble than a competition. this applies for both spermatogenesis and meiosis of a zygote. i also said this because within each sperm, there is a different combination of genes from the father, since each sperm cell contains a random half of the father’s genetics.
if the sperm contains a dominant gene while the egg contains a recessive, then the kid will express the dominant gene. if a different sperm containing the recessive gene reached the same egg, then the kid would express the recessive gene. this is why i included the “competition” when the sperm has reached the egg, because the traits of the child depend very much on which sperm reaches the egg.
i hope i explained my point better.
1 69SRDP69 2018-02-20
Do something good and important to be remembered by
1 pondfog 2018-02-20
Or tattoo "NOBODY IS COMING" on your inner forearm (so you won't go back to deluding yourself).
1 fishet 2018-02-20
Except that's what we all amount to in the end
1 monkey_soup 2018-02-20
That describes pretty much all people, given enough time. I don't even know the name of my great-grandparents. And even if you do know the name of your great-grandparents, I doubt that you know the name of their parents and beyond. Unless you are descended from monarchs or something nobody knows who they were or what they did, and that information is forever gone. Thanks to the Internet though, most people of this and future generations are going to be immortalized, for better or for worse.
1 saasta55 2018-02-20
Is everything okay?
1 ForeverNihilist 2018-02-20
Nothing's ever okay.
1 saasta55 2018-02-20
there must be something that's okay.
1 ForeverNihilist 2018-02-20
Nope.
1 saasta55 2018-02-20
You have something you can use reddit with?
1 ForeverNihilist 2018-02-20
So what? It's better to be a poor happy farmer than somebody who wants to die everyday. Stop with the "other people have it worse" BS.
1 saasta55 2018-02-20
You could always look for help.
1 ForeverNihilist 2018-02-20
Been there, done that.
1 derivur 2018-02-20
Yeah some peanut butter & jelly. Want some?
1 lortnoc1 2018-02-20
The light hasn't even been turned off. It's so over
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-20
The person discovering the body will be landlord to demand late bills rofl
1 leafbutter 2018-02-20
Mhmm the sweet sweet rope.
I bought rope for this very purpose.
It stares at me, I stare at it.
My comforting safety blanket. I know you will be there in my time of need.
1 Zangano1 2018-02-20
Sadly, this will not be the case for me. Wich makes it a lot harder to do.
1 Not_unique_enuf 2018-02-20
Only this sub does actually.
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-02-20
lol this i’ve actually thought about my body not being found like this a lot. hopefully one of my neighbors calls the police when the hear a gun shot
1 DarkLord0chinChin 2018-02-20
That's why you jump off the bridge instead
1 redoveryellow 2018-02-20
Why don't you all call the hotline
1 VonMagnar 2018-02-20
And get your ass thrown in the psych ward. Ngl, terrible idea.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
For real, getting baker acted was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Made it 10x harder to find a job and now I'm breaking my back for $12 at a warehouse.
1 VonMagnar 2018-02-20
Got me addicted to meds and I got a bit paranoid from constantly being watched after 3 weeks.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
Oh yes, the meds are godawful too. Prozac is like a lobotomy in a pill. I remember one morning I was watching the sun rise and laughing involuntarily, mindlessly as the sunlight hit the bedroom wall.
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
It did not have any effect like that on me. You were just unlucky.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
Ain't that the truth. Every day I wake up I'm reminded of it.
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
Ah well sorry about that man. I feel the same way. Did you switch to another medicine?
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
Nah, I'm actually doing better without any SSRIs. I also can't even afford any meds/doctors since I can't afford health insurance and don't qualify for medicaid.
I don't even think I really have depression, just downtrodden and weary from going through a shit life.
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
I see glad you are doing better I guess. I'm still taking daily 2 doses of Prozac, I have yet to see much improvement.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
How long have you been taking it? I think it takes around 30-45 days to notice anything.
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
Around six months lol
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
Dang, that sucks. Well at least it didn't give you a lobotomy like it did with me!
1 Khungghar 2018-02-20
Yeah hahah.
1 VonMagnar 2018-02-20
That hits a tad too close to home for my liking.
Getting treated like shit by the staff didn't help either tbh.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-20
Actually the degree to which meds ruined me is crazy
1 incel801 2018-02-20
Sounds like a good time to me
1 warmestblack 2018-02-20
Suicide hotline is a scam
1 redoveryellow 2018-02-20
How
1 icyMG 2018-02-20
Bruh this isn't an incel they have a good haircut and a sharp jaw line
1 Alia_Harkonnen 2018-02-20
Then some normans will complain how this was very inconsiderate since no one can pay your rent and electricity bill and someone will have to clean the mess. It was also not considerate to the landlord or whoever first walked in and saw you. It will stink so much as well. They'll take it as a proof of the shower and personality hypothesis.
Meanwhile Stacy's fresh corpse filled with juices, from he suicide attempt gone wrong, will be an artistic inspiration for years to come, inspire her Stacy friends to live life to their fullest which will in return ensure some drunk sex for Normans, and Stacy herself will be taken for one last ride by a hipster Chadlite mortician who thinks this job is quirky.
1 BeyondEarthly 2018-02-20
You are disturbed.
1 Alia_Harkonnen 2018-02-20
True, it disturbs me that average Stacy doesn't even have to be alive to meet the fuckability requirement
1 BeyondEarthly 2018-02-20
....yyeeaaahhhh.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-02-20
Alia is a genius, so not surprising
1 foreignincel3 2018-02-20
because people like you who are fuckinh COLD BLOOD KILLERS , tell mentally disturbed people bas things to trigger them , you clearly have no sympathy for the mentally sick people here so just go away scum
1 BeyondEarthly 2018-02-20
Projecting much?
1 foreignincel3 2018-02-20
thats what i am talking about
1 SadAngryAndBlackpill 2018-02-20
Obligatory 18 days late comment.
1 foreignincel3 2018-02-20
same for a white chad.
1 ShinJoe 2018-02-20
I thought people who roped shit themselves or ended up with a raging boner.
This is how incels are discovered and disposed of after death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6VOcsQB3G8&t=0m39s
1 WhiteBlackPurple 2018-02-20
Wrong, the state cares. They just lost a slave.
Can't have that. No, no, no. Take your happy pills and be a productive little slave :)
1 TsarHarkinian 2018-02-20
This, suicides costs allot to the state. Big factor to why they don't want people to kill themselves?
1 MeltFaceDude 2018-02-20
Wish incels would stop saying they would and actually would.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-20
Dang, that sucks. Well at least it didn't give you a lobotomy like it did with me!