r/Braincels: You incels are such pathetic losers. All you need to do is build some confidence, get a haircut, go to the gym and have a good personality.

but what about like, hundreds of millions of dollars would be given to you. surely it’s just smart to do it at that point, right? i mean it’s also definitely male prostitution, but hey, you’ll have the best fucking retirement ever. or you could save someone’s life or some shit. if you donate that shit to charity or pay off people’s student loans or something, it’s fuckin heroic.

1 CptErection23 2018-02-20

Yea, and if you’re at the gym and forgot your protein shake, surely it’s just smart to do it at that point, right? I mean you don’t want to lose your gains do you? How can I get girls without gains? Hell, it would be gay NOT to suck his dick.

1 spagheatball 2018-02-20

honestly no matter what the circumstance is as long as you assure him and everyone else that it’s not homo, it is completely not gay to suck another man’s dick.

1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-20

There is a difference between appreciating male form and sucking a dick.

1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-20

There is nothing gay about wanting to sexually satisfy a 10/10 male.

1 Currycell92 2018-02-20

Let's hope you are just trolling, otherwise I have got news for you boyo.

1 leunam61 2018-02-20

This.

1 Palm_Springs 2018-02-20

Everyone's bisexual for 10/10s.

1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-02-20

I think his desires are not quenched by feminine wiles

1 diosdaddy 2018-02-20

You need those basic things only to escape inceldom.

Now, if you want to live like Chad, then you need to be like the Chad in the picture.

Two different things.

1 superman1145 2018-02-20

Nope, do these things ur a bluepilled incel A.K.A male IT users

1 diosdaddy 2018-02-20

You're volcel

1 Subtowatchingdogs 2018-02-20

Preach brutha

1 FidgetSpunner68 2018-02-20

And that claim is disproved because super models exist? Most guys look average and most guys get girls

1 GoldFuzzy 2018-02-20

This guy improved himself.

He was a 48 year old 5'2" Indian guy and he had trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He lifted, showered, and improved himself and now he's a tall handsome 20 year old and can get any girl he wants.

1 ikeachairs 2018-02-20

You numbnut.

1 poonGopher6969 2018-02-20

You guys are closet gaybois

1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-20

There is nothing gay about appreciating the male form. He is literally perfect, like a work of art or an angel from heaven, he is flawless.

1 Gole_The_Shredder 2018-02-20

Youre dumb. We are all attracted to women. you are not gay if you respect a man’s superior looks.

1 ikeachairs 2018-02-20

Ooh wee look at mr not gay over here. Has to announce to the entire reddit that he is in fact, not gay

1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-20

None of us are gay. I would however let him fuck my wife/gf (if I had one) and then raise his genetically superior offspring as my own.