Once you get the rejection that's coming, you and I can go back to brigading subs and trolling like we once did.

Well, I am rooting for you, but I am here to blackpill you with open arms.

The sub we brigaded is heavily modded now, so we'll find somewhere else <3

You are a piece of shit. This guy is actually taking steps in his life and you try to drag him down. Absolute trash.

No? I said I hope he escapes, but we are here with open arms to show him the truth when he gets rejected. I knew OP for almost a year on the other sub.

Especially if you wont confess. What a master plan.

Bullshit, as soon as you even bring up the mention of a relationship she's going to cut contact with you.

So in otherwords you haven't made any progress and refuse to do so?

What the fuck do you count as progress? Everyone here is mentally disabled, I would consider getting better at normal shit to be progress.

it isn't getting him any closer to his goal, that's why it isn't progress.

Having a conversation with a woman is absolutely progress--if OP's goal is a relationship, it's a requirement. The best way to get a relationship is through friendship. To become friends with someone, you have to talk to them. If this just gets OP some practice taking to a woman, that's a great first step.

Having a conversation with a woman is absolutely progress--if OP's goal is a relationship, it's a requirement. The best way to get a relationship is through friendship. To become friends with someone, you have to talk to them. If this just gets OP some practice taking to a woman, that's a great first step.

Conversations with females are boring. You don't learn anything. It just makes you feel a little more accepted into society.

maybe you are low IQ, then. Or maybe I have only spoken with stupid females.

What did you talk about?

Sounds boring.

You're personifying her now, it's not fair to her.

Only you can help yourself.

Just ignore these idiots. i feel happy for you man. first step in the right direction, more than these hating mongoloids will ever achieve in their lives!

You can tell yourself that, but it's nothing but cope.

sucks to be you, but some people in this world actually get laid even though they arent a bigdick chad nibba

But really what did you talk about? I'm interested

dude catch a hint he doesnt wanna tell you

he's a faggot then

Envy.

he's a faggot then This must be an example of that high IQ conversation he can only hope to grasp.

Don't fall for the crab bucket crap.

Or maybe you are low IQ one? Have that crossed your mind?

It has. But then I remember that I have an IQ upwards of 150 or 160 depending on which test it was that I took

No offense, but judging from your comments I find it hard to believe.

If you actually have a genius-level IQ, why in the world are you wasting your time here? Someone as smart as Einstein or Hawking shouldn't be squandering his gifts complaining about women on the internet.

I'm at uni doing engineering. This place isnt my life

That's good to hear. If you're an engineer, you know how break a problem down and tackle it logically. If you're actually interested in improving your prospects with women, I suggest you apply your analytical skills to your social interactions--start trying out behavior modifications and see what works.

You should also try checking your ego a bit. Social skills are at least as important as native intelligence for professional and personal success. Bragging about what you're already good at won't help you improve at the things you aren't.

If you actually have a genius-level IQ, why in the world are you wasting your time here? Someone as smart as Einstein or Hawking shouldn't be squandering his gifts complaining about women on the internet.

R/iamverysmart

You may have meant r/iamverysmart instead of R/iamverysmart.

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^-Srikar

Good bot

You'll soon discover my friend that all females are stupid, as are all males, no exceptions.

females are much stupider

Talk to interesting women. Problem solved

Hopefully that's a step in the right direction for you.

What's the context? Cold approach? College?

well done man

Congratulations. That's a one step to become a fully functioning person.

He can take as many steps as he wants to, it is the other side that makes it successful or not.

What is that other side of being a fully functioning person?

The other side is the woman he is trying to date/fuck.

U/fan_of_bacon where are you? You have nothing to say? You agree?

You may have meant u/fan_of_bacon instead of U/fan_of_bacon.

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^-Srikar

Nah.

Being fully functional is overrated.

You say that as if you ever experienced being a fully functioning person.

I have no functional issues whatsoever. I just got off the toilet and left a decent sized turd in there.

Yeah but he won't ever get the possibility to go to the other side if he doesn't take his first step.

How hilariously patronising.

Cope

Responding to weak bait with a humble brag? You're better than this, gufestus.

its not a brag if it happenned and hes proud of it, yall so bad at hiding your jealousy its funny if it werent so sad.

I congratulated him, are you blind?

people can tell youre not sincere

Gufestus knows I'm sincere, we talked before. Who are you, to tell me this?

Ciao.

Yeah man. You already ascended from this pit. I mean... you talked to a girl over the phone. Gratulations man. But seriously. Good job bro!

Now beware of the friendzone. But actually, the friendzone isn't as bad. At least then you can communicate more often with her, while she fucking chad.

Talking to one ugly girl = success? :D

I'm actually happy.

I come on Braincels daily and its just more of the same sexist bullshit.

I'm glad you're getting out of the crab bucket. Well done.

I come on Braincels daily

And you see nothing wrong with that? Lol

I'm not an Incel. I just sort of like poking holes in the sexist stuff. Plus, good excuse to post the weirder ideas around to show people. Think of it like bad journalism.

Yeah, you're an asshole.

I'm not the sexist one. I won't deny gallivanting through sexist dickheads and posting some of the rather more upsetting dribble they spout, but I'm pretty much just a guy.

Meanwhile, Incels praise murderers and rapists. If I'm an asshole, so be it. Better than whatever that is.

I love watching you virtue signal instead of working to improve yourself.

I love watching you folks assume things based on brief statements as if you know me.

Do you not understand what virtue signaling is? You inarguably just virtue signalled. That is not an assumption.

Not that. I meant the whole "not working to improve yourself" jargon.

Right, bullying incels is part of your self improvement program. How could I ever have assumed otherwise?

No, making fun of sexist assholes is how I let off steam. I don't do this all day lol.

can you show me where some of this is. I'd love to read it

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fuck yes lol

Oh fuck you, peices of shit like you are the reason incels exist, we aren't sexist, women are just whores who won't put out for most guys.

"We aren't sexist, women are just whores who won't put out for most guys."

I guess not everyone got gift of self awareness.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot we are living in a time where facts are sexist and racist. How much else do you want to push the insane bandwagon of "equality"? Are you going to start stating that everyone has both sets of sexual organs for the sake of equality? You are heading in that direction and you don't even realize it

10/10 entertainment value.

„One of the best“ - r/IncelTears

„Couldn‘t stop laughing for hours“ - r/NiceGuys

„Truly a masterpiece“ - r/NotHowGirlsWork

For years scientists have been debating whether ceDrowRanger would be able to achieve full sentience or not. Sadly his programming was flawed and he would never achieve his full potential. We lost him to r/virginlosers or whatever it's called.

A tragedy as old as time

Smells roasted in here. Almost... burned.

"We aren't sexist"

Proceeds to make a blanket statement that covers all women in a negative manner.

"Most guys" are out having girlfriends. Incels are a minority.

Most Guys still have to be naturally attractive and put thousands of hours and dollars down the drain to even have that woman for a few weeks though, women have dating easier than you could imagine, I haven't heard a single girl complain about being lonely when it wasn't her fault.

No, that isn't how it works. You're now doing the classic tactic of making up falsehoods to support aforementioned blanket statement.

You're sexist. You are judging a sex for no reason other than "SHE WONT FUCK ME"

And you're doing the classic tactic of trying to invalidate my reasons. I've been rejected by every single girl I've run tried to start a relationship, have been actively ignored by most and I know they are all off fucking other dudes like the sluts they are.

Nobody wants to fuck a dense asshole, what a twist.

I would treat those pieces of shit well if that's what they actually wanted, they WANT to be the victim and use that against you.

A guy who was rejected by every single girl sure knows what "they WANT".

If I tried showing them what I want I probably would have been banned from the stores I found them in for "harassment" because they aren't attracted to me.

No, you're "reasons" are automatically invalidated purely because they have no basis in truth. You made up the "most men" thing because it suits your fancy.

You don't know shit. That's why you're an Incel, or rather, that's a syndrome of it. You don't hold any information of a woman's life or choices. You focus on extreme examples and expect that to be the norm.

Perhaps if you didn't hold the viewpoint of "WOMEN ARE WHORES" you'd be more successful, you dumb bastard.

The women I talk to have often admitted to fitting the criteria of a whore but were all too stubborn to accept what they are. If you checked my profile you'd find a prime example where a woman was claiming to have fucked well over 50 different people and still refused to acknowledge that as slutty behavior, people are delusional. I also have a pretty low bar for who I consider to be a whore so the vast majority of women fit that criteria and it can be proved by non-incel formed statistics.

No, your imaginary women didn't accept that. I'm sure some girls would just say they are sluts, but not all women. I suppose if you're actually talking to prostitutes that changes things, but unlikely.

I checked your profile and you talked to a guy about how parents should arrange mates for their children. I stopped looking after that for obvious reasons.

You are a sexist. This is probably why you are on this board. I'm done talking to you. I wish you luck in changing your obscured line of view.

There is nothing imaginary about that conversation I had, I talked to someone who was acting like a supporter of women rights and even what they said about finding virgin women goes with what I was saying about almost all women being sluts and as I said there are stats created by non-pro-incel organizations that show most women are sluts as very small portion of them stay virgins until even 20.

I realize that saying parents should start finding potential mates for their children could come off as weird but imagine how much better your life would have been if your parents had a small handful of women who you have been trained to have affection for and have been trained to show affection towards you.

I still deny the accusations of sexism, in fact I think of myself as less sexist than the average person.

"Whore" - a woman that has sex with anyone but you.

I'd consider a girl to be even more of a slut than most if they settle for me.

Holy shit I DO recognize you. r/DnD lol. I'm on there too xD

(Side note)

Oh my fucking god you're pathetic dude. So you wanted to fuck those girls and it didn't work out. They moved on and are now having sex without someone else which makes them 'sluts'. Get a fucking grip on reality you loser. Guys and girls are exactly the same in that regard, the only difference between you is that they are actually successfull and you are whining about getting rejected.

Whether I want to fuck them or not has no bearing on whehter I consider them to be sluts or not.

Side note. I haven't heard a single male complain about being lonely when it wasn't his fault, either. Hint. Hint.

Fuck off, there isn't anything I could do differently.

Yes there is. Even if it was slight, there is always something.

Nothing that would matter.

Wallow in self pity if you like. Your mindset is exactly like that of many of your compatriots until they experienced a change, after which point they began having success with at least interacting with women. People have escaped this crab bucket, as I'm inclined to refer to it as, because they changed in some way.

That change is not impossible. I would argue that it is natural. So figure it out. I'm not your teacher or your therapist or your tear-filled pillow. But it is obviously there.

Changing won't help me, there is just about nothing I can do differently.

You obviously believe things that would make any worthwhile woman distance herself. Maybe don't believe toxic garbage?

Oh, I didn't realize womem are able to read minds....

You really think you're sooo deep that the only people who could peg you a mile away would have to bee mind readers?

I never said I was deep, I'm not stupid though, it isn't like I vent to them about my opinion on women. I know saying things like that wouldn't make a girl attracted to me.

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Ahh, yeah, it's probably easier for the top chads, the rest of what I said I stand by.

So I'm a top chad I guess. Thousands of hours? Thousands of dollars? For a few weeks? You are retarded my friend.

I haven't heard a single girl complain about being lonely when it wasn't her fault.

Same goes for men. How would you reconcile my paraplegic buddy who is married? He isn't 10/10 and he's handicapped. So how did he get a pretty girl to marry him? He isn't rich. What could it be...

So I'm a top chad I guess. Thousands of hours? Thousands of dollars? For a few weeks? You are retarded my friend.

Consider every girl has rejected you, the gas money you spent, money on taking them to dinners, the time you wasted dealing with them and compare it to the time you've actually been in a relationship.

How would you reconcile my paraplegic buddy who is married? He isn't 10/10 and he's handicapped. So how did he get a pretty girl to marry him? He isn't rich. What could it be...

What country is he from? His wife probably only married him to use him and she knows he won't leave her.

You're such a good person.

Please drop dead.

Hopeful for Change

changeIsTheWay REEEEEEEEEE!

2018: When men are so dispensable that talking to females is now a praise-worthy achievement

Why the 2018 lmao. 8000 years ago, 1 man produced for every 17 females. That's 16 out od 17 males not reproducing LOL.

Good for you, I’m glad to come here today and see something other than self-loathing and bitterness from this community. Hopefully this becomes more of a common thing.

See ya later losers

Glad it went well :)

Great job, dude!! This is a great step. I'm so glad you guys got to chat and if you'd ever like to chat with a strange internet lady for practice, feel free to message me!

That's great! I hope you become great friends, if not more, but if not, you can talk to me (hella girl) any time! :)

Who was it?

Nice one lad

Eye contact and politeness doesn't mean she's into you or likes you, it just means she is trying to be a decent person.

Don't get your hopes up.

Keep up the good work! Make sure today was not an exception.

I've had conversations with hundreds of women in my life, and I'm still a 58 year old incel. Getting yourself into circulation is useless if women in general just aren't attracted to you.

You can still get friends, friends are good.

Nice to know not everyone who identifies as a Incel is a woman hater

Good for you, man. Keep it up.

dude a woman was civil to me lmao

is this the fucking standard we are supposed to aspire to now

i hope these posts don't become a genre

More proof the incel narrative is echo chamber bullshit

Get out fakecel

Why do you tell me it’s over? You’re a fucking fakecel, gtfo tbh top fucking kek

Envy.

Not that. I meant the whole "not working to improve yourself" jargon.

What the fuck do you count as progress? Everyone here is mentally disabled, I would consider getting better at normal shit to be progress.

he's a faggot then This must be an example of that high IQ conversation he can only hope to grasp.

Whether I want to fuck them or not has no bearing on whehter I consider them to be sluts or not.

I never said I was deep, I'm not stupid though, it isn't like I vent to them about my opinion on women. I know saying things like that wouldn't make a girl attracted to me.