You really think so? You've got a weird idea of handsome, dude. He was unique looking, which can definitely be attractive on an individual level. But I wouldn't say handsome.
Haha. And a jargon jorgon to you too. I don't see him as being considered classically handsome. I just don't. I don't feel triggered at all. It's just not something I see.
All I had to do was click on your profile and see you posting in left wing trash like circlebroke to realize how hard you're coping right now. Good luck with the revolution comrade.
Haha you lunatic. I'm not an anarchist and I only know one or two anarchists. I'd actually know a fair few more conservatives than anarchists, but whatever. I'm also not American. I don't like trump, and I think he's fairly repugnant. But I don't think of him that often. We've got our own political assholes to worry about.
He's ugly, tho. I personally think he was unattractive back then, but he's pretty undeniably ugly right about now.
(Also, what does mog even mean in your subculture? Where I'm from it means an ugly and clumsy person, and if you're mogging' it means you're making an ass of yourself.)
Yeah, that subconscious ugly vibe you're getting from him stems from the fact that his his chin/jawline isn't wide enough. As a man, it doesn't matter what kind of face you have, if your chin/jawline isn't wide enough people just don't think you're that attractive and they just can't put their finger on it.
David Bowie, Adrien Brody, David Tennant, Paul Weller, Alex Turner, Peter capaldi, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Just off the top of my head. Famously attractive men with thin faces, chins, jaws. There are a lot of types of handsome.
The reason I think Trump is ugly isn't some subconscious thing I can't quite put my finger on. He's got a sort of meaty head, puffy skin, terrible hair, and beady eyes. Very much not my idea of handsome.
Good diagrams. So you thing Donald Trumps jaw is thinner than Alex Turners? Thin faces can be mad attractive. Especially if the guy is kind of slim and well dressed.
It's thinner, dude. A wide jaw does not equal a good jaw. A good jaw is a good jaw. It's about the definition. It's also not the be all and end all of a face. Attractiveness is a wide spectrum.
"dude", I'm tellinh you that his chin is not an example of a shitty lower third. You see this shit? You see this shit? You see this shit?. You see that line on the bottom right of his face? That's a good thing. Trump's lower third is not a good thing.
You said that a wide jaw was what it was about. Alex Turner has an amazing jaw that happens to be thin. He's pretty, not handsome. There are many different kinds of attractive. It's not all about a wide jaw. Jaws can be too wide and make you look like an Easter Island head, you know?
Aright. I get that, the jawline is important for men. But there are still attractive chaps out there without good jaws. It's not zero sum, jaw or nothing.
You mean lacks any jawline at all, or who has a bad jawline? Adam driver could get it. Nick Cave is oddly attractive and he has no fuckin jaw at all. He's like a sexy gorilla or something.
No fam, I find him ugly because by my standards he is. It's his eyes and hair that I dislike, but his mouth is also pretty off. Kind of puffed up. His jaw is fine. It's unremarkable.
So when 1 day ago you told somebody to kill themselves, that was a display of your empathy? While the people dedicating their lives to charity work or environmental work, or the social workers and doctors without borders, they're all phonies right?
Haha yes if someone has an active sex life it must mean they are always having sex all of the time. It's not like they could be dicking around on reddit during a tech rehearsal, they must be fuckin 24/7
K I guess I'm a virgin then. Better tell my girlfriend. She is in for a shock.
I'm new to the knowledge that incels exist. I'm still getting used to all the fucked up dynamics and bizarre jargon. Some incels I feel sorry for. Some I find really fascinating. You? You're hilarious.
Not trying to be scathing, lad. And honestly, it is kind of bad taste for me to pick a fight with you in a safe space for incels, so I'm sorry about that. This is your sub, after all.
We don't need the semantics, yes Trump probably lies about how much money he has/is worth, doesn't change the fact that he has enough to get sexy women to sleep with him lol.
He openly admitted sexual assault and millions of roasties still voted for him.
He beat one of the most qualified candidates ever solely because of his charisma.
He even bullied a fellow incel (š¢) on stage.
Trump is the proof that chadness trumps intelligence.
He looks exactly like the stereotypical blueblood 6'3" WASP silver spoon kid you see at any elite private college, these guys do not live in the same plane of existence as me
Dude is a billionaire POTUS, previously a mega celebrity who banged supermodels for a living. Probably the most famous person alive. Jesus, what else is above that?
They literally invented a movement called "fat acceptance" and "body positivity" to get around this one requirement. They had one job and they can't even manage to do that.
The guy I'm married to has less education than me, has a shit credit score, was in a year-end job, isn't into nice haircuts or clothes and could barely rub two nickels together. But he was kind and self-less and worked hard to improve his own situation. We failed ALOT together and after 8 years we co-own a business together as well as a house and I'm a landwhale thanks to irreversible spinal damage and a shit metabolism.
Girls want a guy who wants to grow with them, not stay man-childs in your parents' basements forever.
None? She addressed the fact that your bullshit image doesn't account for people just being generally nice, not whiny little shits with major mommy issues.
nah, women want a man who is already successful in life, and they just leech to that person. ''grow with them'' trust me, if equality was really implemented, women would be bitter AF
beside whats wrong with living with your parents? your culture is just plain stupid.
He wasn't living with his parents. In fact, I was living with my parents when we first met. He actually owned his own company but wasn't financially-savy at the time. He shut that company down and we started up our current company together a few years before we got married and I got my business degree. I went through my own financial ups and downs thanks largely to my dad that he also supported me through.
And statistically speaking, matriarichal societies tend to be more productive and more socially equal.
Actually, they're proving to be more popular, especially in companies. Female led companies tend to be more successful long term and have happier employees than male-led workplaces. So, technically, patriarchal societies are on the out.
Seriously though. The metabolism meme needs to die. Only a very very small handful of people on this planet have such a shit metabolism that they cannot lose weight and at that point it's a medical condition. I have a 'shit metabolism' and still managed to lose 60 pounds by just NOT EATING LIKE A FUCKING PIG.
She complains about 'manchildren' yet she has not grown up enough to take fucking responsibility for her weight and admit that she is fat because she eats too much. The spinal damage I can understand but don't blame you metabolism unless you have a literal medical condition.
Nah, bragging about getting laid as a female is like bragging about being able to breath. You need to be severely mentally retarded or disfigured to not be able to get sex as a woman.
So you're obese, he's attractive and committed to you, and you still hold it over his head that he used to be poor and isn't quite as handsome as you think he should be for your sake.
Yeah, you know what, I don't envy him at all. You're kinda making OP's point for him.
Yeah, I read that part. My point still stands - you are obese, married to an attractive man who is committed to you, and bear a certain degree of resentment towards him for not being rich and even more attractive than he is. Thus, you are a good example of the issue that OP illustrates.
I have no resentment over not being rich. We're comfortable and still young. And he's supported me through health problems since day 1. He's been there through the crying, depression, the specialists, the whole She-bang. I'm madly in love with him after 8 years together because money can't buy happiness.
I grew up in a family that was more focused on money than relationships (my dad's very driven ) and we were well off. If I wanted to be rich and miserable, I would have just stayed in my parents basement and take the easy job my brother did.
Okay. If this is genuine, I guess I stand corrected and if you're not being genuine then well, you're really good at hiding it. Either way, good for you and sorry for being an ass.
It is genuine. I actually cut my father (And probably my inheritance) out of my life and I've never looked back. My husband is my partner and we came from different backgrounds but within 6 months of dating, his problems became my problems. I actually paid off his back taxes within the first year to unfreeze his accounts and then helped him learn to manage his finamces. He's helped me basically start from scratch. We both wouldn't be where we are today without each other.
I don't doubt that you do. It's just that your initial comment really did come across (to me at least) as "My husband is a loser. Where's your god now?"
Look at all these dudes getting salty at your comment, and latching on to the only thing they can "make fun of", its atttudes like that they keep them from getting laid. I'm happy for you and your hubby, and your success. I was not a catch either when I met my wife, but I tried to focus on being a better version of my self every day, women respond to growth.
Awe, thanks. I'm not sussed about what a few bitter strangers on the internet think of me. And that's wonderful to hear about you and your wife.
And yeah, with fibromyalgia and spinal damage from multiple car accidents (I've been a passenger in 7 car accidents, different drivers, 2 were even on the bus) with heavy medication, it's led to some weight gain, unfortunately. I've given up alcohol, eat healthy and do as much exercise as I can when I can. But with spinal shots, nerves being pinched and a genetic defect in my spine to boot, shit ain't pretty.
I guess these guys don't realise that life throws everyone curve balls and we all have our own shit to deal with. Having sex and weight is usually the least of every functioning adults' problems.
Alrighty.
- Don't have a job, hence reddit
- I have friends online, if that helps
- Good at Dark Souls, according to other people
- NOPE
- NOPE
- I'm shy as dicks
- High Functioning Autism
- Not before this relationship, was sort of waiting for the right one
- This one I did have
- Eh. Average.
- I am a nerd.
- Bad skin.
- I plan on it and so does she (spoilers)
- Probably important, yes
- Nope, terrified of cars
- What
- By two years, yes
- No- she's actually very tall. I like it.
- Technically yes?
- This isn't even close to being true.
I have a girlfriend. Have had one for two years. Questions?
These things are oddly specific, but they do signify healthy confident men, who was treated well from birth, most of us here are ostracized and looked at like we're some kind of science experiments just because we have subhuman faces
There's a really good early-game weapon that can help you with that, but I don't want to spoiler anything for you if you're not interested. I only know where it is because my husband showed me. This list of 'requirements' should obviously include knowledge of Dark Souls, lol.
The thing is that your girlfriend is probably as autistic as you. Which really doesn't matter, as any normal woman would reject your autistic ass in a heartbeat.
she thought you had some sort of career or career prospects when you started dating or else she had no job or you are young or are in college
yes that counts
yes that counts
ok
nepotism or friend connections probably, most people find relationships that way, this is just how to attract women outside that
not outwardly shy to the point where she would have commented on it when you were first dating
-doesn't count, key: noticeable and identifiable, the high functioning autist at my workplace has a girlfriend and no one knows about his "high functioning autism", the noticeably shizo guy doesn't
you have to be young
or you would have lied about it
this one isn't a hard limit for women
Doubt it's really that bad on the face
dude you can't use college as a workaround for a third of these, if you had no earning potential she wouldn't be with you
of course
lucky
of course you won't address this, it makes a third of your responses here silly
if you are TALLER than her, you are less than 10% of realtionships
Wrong. I've always been open about being a hopeless loser with no control over my sleep schedule lol.
Alright, neato.
Does it? Well then.
ok
False. Met through an art group. She was an artist, I was writing. Common interest.
Yes. It used to be to the point that human contact made me shiver and sort of get away, but a brief decade in therapy (nine years but who's counting) fixed that perfectly.
Fair enough. The aforementioned therapy helps.
Not giving out specific ages for fear of "oh ur just old" or "oh ur just young" but I am an adult by all legal applications.
Yes, make false assumptions to support a bogus argument, well done.
Alright.
My back is pretty fucked up, hard to gauge that but still.
Clearly she would be.
Yes, of course. Two kids. Boy and a girl.
If you say so.
How do you mean?
Once again, if you say so.
Bullshit statistic.
Goodie.
Wrong again. Blackpill is broken, inform the news.
"Dude, just be confident. I know several morbidly obese 5'2" guys with cystic acne, neckbeards , and minimum wage jobs that have 8/10+ girlfriends who love sucking the smegma off their dick. Looks aren't everything, just be confident brooooo!!!"
She's shy too. Aaaand I'm average looking at best. Like I've said many times before. Average height, average weight, pale, long brown hair that covers my eyes every now and then. Etc etc.
What do you want? Poor family, shitty neighborhood, neighbors were drug dealers, etc. Typical "shitty life" beginning, I guess. Parents never married. Hated each other.
Grew up. Went to school, both private and public. Even online school for a bit. Above average, people used to say really smart but I stopped caring (typical). So... A average. Roughly. Not above getting a D in a class I hate if it means skipping some class.
Never had an awesome job. Worked in shipping for a bit, worked for a shitty restaurant (I actually liked that job, though). Few others. You get the point.
Met a few girls here and there. Was almost always approached because I'm a gross shy bastard. Some I turned down, I took others. Most were pretty bad. Some were decent. Few lasted more than a few months.
Current girlfriend comes along. Met through art website. She was an artist. Pretty good. Turns out we had a lot in common, liked video games and other nerd stuff. Wanted the same things. Talked a lot. She approached me (sort of? through text, weirdly enough) and asked me a lot of questions after saying she really liked a guy she knew. Eventually after my questioning she said it was me. I immediately revealed I had been feeling stuff for her, too. For awhile. Was true.
Two years later, going strong. She makes me the happiest whenever we talk. Still need to get her to play Dark Souls, though.
Wasn't really expecting an interesting story, but it's still sort of a disappointment. Hope you enjoy your life of privilege, though by the sound of it you seem pretty bitter about not being privileged even more than you already are.
No. I've said it many times. 5/10 is my best guess.
Hope you enjoy your life of assuming things with no premise whatsoever so you can continue believing that everything you think is correct. God damned fools lol.
Pampered and spoiled. Whatever you wanna tell yourself to make you feel better. I've got no argument other than "I grew up poor as dicks and etc etc" but you guys just don't hear that sort of straightforward thinking anymore, I feel.
That's my point though - you're apparently not intelligent enough to address the actual argument. Or you're just too angry over being called spoiled to do so, I don't know.
Either way, as long as you insist on relying on strawman arguments, fuck right off, son. Come back to me when you have something to reply to what I said, not what your imagination tells you.
There is no argument. You're just saying things with no meaning and assuming things to justify yourself. It's almost like a circlejerk but on your own.
There is no argument. You're just saying things with no meaning
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's meaningless, though I'm sure you're at this point quite used to dismissing all manners of things as meaningless.
And you think you can get laid by calling women freaks and making assumptions?
Most women donāt want to be fucked. Most women want to be loved, and then fucked by the man that loves them. Your comment reflects your total misunderstanding of women.
At the end of the day we are all going to be old and ugly. So what good is an attractive man with no personality? But even worse, what good is a self-proclaimed unattractive man that hates women and/or talks despicably about them?
You want to have a shallow relationship, just fucking any woman, but then complain that women are shallow towards you. The irony. If you were complaining about not being able to find love, then I could be more sympathetic.
Idk if I see a girl that can't drive, no job at mom's place with no skills or goals in life I'm not going anywhere near that. This post makes no sense at all?
Alright have fun driving her everywhere while she leeches off of your work and contributes to absolutely nothing. I know you guys don't date a whole lot but trust me when I say the novelty of pussy wears off super fucking quick when you got a chick like that lol.
A girl with no job at all is going to use you like a credit card (if you have an income yourself that is), that's just a given.
In all honesty though this is shit you'll just learn on your own in time. You seem like a good dude (didn't flame me or auto-downvote me which is a plus in this sub) so I'm sure you'll learn in time.
To be fair, having a job is kinda a "must" for most humans, regardless of gender. Maybe it is just me but I would find a partner without a job a lot less attractive.
There's something important you're missing here: women don't want partners who expect nothing of them. If your only requirement is that your partner be female and breathing, you aren't seeing her as a partner--or a person--at all, just an interchangeable sex object. A real relationship is based on friendship, and that means really seeing the other person. When you see someone as a person, you see their qualities, and you care about what they bring to the table, how you complement each other, and how you can work well together as a team.
Every woman will have a unique list of things she's looking for in her partner, and it may not look much like this one. You should have a list of things you're looking for, too. Respect yourselves and women that much.
There's something important you're missing here: women don't want partners who expect nothing of them. If your only requirement is that your partner be female and breathing, you aren't seeing her as a partner--or a person--at all, just an interchangeable sex object.
Women don't want partners who expect nothing of them, because they want men with options (SMV). Everything else, you're completely wrong about, women will gladly be sexual objects for the right men, even knowing that there is almost zero chance for any relationship.
Lots of people (male and female) have sex or get into relationships for shallow reasons, but a relationship with no substance isn't going to get you a "life partner". Every successful long term relationship I know--including my own--is based on a meaningful connection between two people with compatible values, interests, skills, and goals. In a real relationship, you'll have to face real adversity. You'll want someone in your corner who'll stand by you when things are hard. Anything less is not worth having.
This said life partner. Not fuck hole. 90% of men don't marry the first woman they get to bang unless she's marriage material. Being skinny isn't the only prerequisite to marriage. They need to be emotionally stable, smart, healthy to have kids etc.
There's a really good early-game weapon that can help you with that, but I don't want to spoiler anything for you if you're not interested. I only know where it is because my husband showed me. This list of 'requirements' should obviously include knowledge of Dark Souls, lol.
David Bowie, Adrien Brody, David Tennant, Paul Weller, Alex Turner, Peter capaldi, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Just off the top of my head. Famously attractive men with thin faces, chins, jaws. There are a lot of types of handsome.
The reason I think Trump is ugly isn't some subconscious thing I can't quite put my finger on. He's got a sort of meaty head, puffy skin, terrible hair, and beady eyes. Very much not my idea of handsome.
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1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-02-17
I can't
1 chadbhava 2018-02-17
Trump has none of that and is a whale
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
$$$$$
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-02-17
Not only can he check all of the career and finance criteria but he is tall and wasn't always fat.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
He was never handsome, tho.
1 Crackcel 2018-02-17
I wouldn't say that.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
When was trump ever handsome?
1 CMXV 2018-02-17
Young Trump was a handsome guy. Wtf are you talking about. Solid 6-7/10
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
You really think so? You've got a weird idea of handsome, dude. He was unique looking, which can definitely be attractive on an individual level. But I wouldn't say handsome.
1 AutomaticAdvantage 2018-02-17
You're coping because he triggers you. Young Trump in his 20's was chad lite.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Haha. And a jargon jorgon to you too. I don't see him as being considered classically handsome. I just don't. I don't feel triggered at all. It's just not something I see.
1 AutomaticAdvantage 2018-02-17
All I had to do was click on your profile and see you posting in left wing trash like circlebroke to realize how hard you're coping right now. Good luck with the revolution comrade.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
What are you even saying? What am I even coping with? Like, I don't hide my political beliefs. I'm pretty open with them.
1 AutomaticAdvantage 2018-02-17
You are coping that the president you despise was ugly. I guarantee prime Trump mogs all your loser anarchist scumbag friends to oblivion.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Haha you lunatic. I'm not an anarchist and I only know one or two anarchists. I'd actually know a fair few more conservatives than anarchists, but whatever. I'm also not American. I don't like trump, and I think he's fairly repugnant. But I don't think of him that often. We've got our own political assholes to worry about.
He's ugly, tho. I personally think he was unattractive back then, but he's pretty undeniably ugly right about now.
(Also, what does mog even mean in your subculture? Where I'm from it means an ugly and clumsy person, and if you're mogging' it means you're making an ass of yourself.)
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Yeah, that subconscious ugly vibe you're getting from him stems from the fact that his his chin/jawline isn't wide enough. As a man, it doesn't matter what kind of face you have, if your chin/jawline isn't wide enough people just don't think you're that attractive and they just can't put their finger on it.
So you're kind of reaffirming incel thoery here.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
David Bowie, Adrien Brody, David Tennant, Paul Weller, Alex Turner, Peter capaldi, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Just off the top of my head. Famously attractive men with thin faces, chins, jaws. There are a lot of types of handsome.
The reason I think Trump is ugly isn't some subconscious thing I can't quite put my finger on. He's got a sort of meaty head, puffy skin, terrible hair, and beady eyes. Very much not my idea of handsome.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
These people don't have thin jawlines, idiot. You don't know what a thin narrow jaw looks like.
Like this: https://imgur.com/3jZQ6rS.png
and from the side: https://imgur.com/lUbKvDE.png
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Good diagrams. So you thing Donald Trumps jaw is thinner than Alex Turners? Thin faces can be mad attractive. Especially if the guy is kind of slim and well dressed.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
It's rounder and less defined. this is good.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
It's rounder and less defined. This right here is good.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
It's thinner, dude. A wide jaw does not equal a good jaw. A good jaw is a good jaw. It's about the definition. It's also not the be all and end all of a face. Attractiveness is a wide spectrum.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
"dude", I'm tellinh you that his chin is not an example of a shitty lower third. You see this shit? You see this shit? You see this shit?. You see that line on the bottom right of his face? That's a good thing. Trump's lower third is not a good thing.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
You said that a wide jaw was what it was about. Alex Turner has an amazing jaw that happens to be thin. He's pretty, not handsome. There are many different kinds of attractive. It's not all about a wide jaw. Jaws can be too wide and make you look like an Easter Island head, you know?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Width, definition, whatever. I'm talking about the quality of the lower third in general.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Aright. I get that, the jawline is important for men. But there are still attractive chaps out there without good jaws. It's not zero sum, jaw or nothing.
1 Vulcanoz12 2018-02-17
find a good looking guy who lacks a jawline
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
You mean lacks any jawline at all, or who has a bad jawline? Adam driver could get it. Nick Cave is oddly attractive and he has no fuckin jaw at all. He's like a sexy gorilla or something.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
At least his chin is square.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
It's why your subconscious "he just looks unattractive..." happens.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
No fam, I find him ugly because by my standards he is. It's his eyes and hair that I dislike, but his mouth is also pretty off. Kind of puffed up. His jaw is fine. It's unremarkable.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Bingo.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
What? It's fine. Like, it's average? His other features are more off putting. What are you on, lad?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Thing is, you subconsciously notice things that you aren't aware of.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Yes. I know what the subconscious is. What I'm saying is that it's silly to reduce all attractiveness to the jaw.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Humans are pretty silly creatures ;)
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
That we are. I'm sure we'll make sense some day.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Ehh, it's not that you don't make sense, you make perfect sense in how awful you all are.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Bud, you're a human too, you know. Just in case you didn't.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Not the same as the rest of you :)
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
What makes you different, exactly?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
I'm good
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Okay. And everyone else is.... bad? Is that what you're saying? What is it about you that's good?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
I'm altruistic and empathetic, and not motivated by power, and love and appreciate planet earth.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Cool. So are many other people. So what makes you the only good person?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
I'm actually those things.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
So when 1 day ago you told somebody to kill themselves, that was a display of your empathy? While the people dedicating their lives to charity work or environmental work, or the social workers and doctors without borders, they're all phonies right?
1 chissme 2018-02-17
being empathetic turns you into a monster.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Being empathetic turns you into a monster.
It's well known that people have selfish reasons for being altruistic. That being said, at least they're helping people.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Alrighty dude empathy turns you into a monster. Gotcha.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
If you're a decent person trying to empathize with others, yeah.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
K you might be insane
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Better than being dumb, dummy.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Sick burn dude. I'd better go cry into my active sex life.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Lol yeah right.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
;)
1 chissme 2018-02-17
It's kind of weird that you have a free hand to type to me through all that "sex" you're having. Actually, it makes perfect sense.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Haha yes if someone has an active sex life it must mean they are always having sex all of the time. It's not like they could be dicking around on reddit during a tech rehearsal, they must be fuckin 24/7
Good point, you've rumbled my ruse
1 chissme 2018-02-17
You're a virgin spending his weekend on an incel subreddit. There was no ruse to begin with.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
K I guess I'm a virgin then. Better tell my girlfriend. She is in for a shock.
I'm new to the knowledge that incels exist. I'm still getting used to all the fucked up dynamics and bizarre jargon. Some incels I feel sorry for. Some I find really fascinating. You? You're hilarious.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
You call me insane, yet here you are talking to your right hand.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Nice 1 u got me again. Whatever will I do??
You see you can't really bother me by calling me a virgin because, once again, I amnt one. It is a tint bit funny though, so whatever.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Sorry I can't be as scathing as you.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Not trying to be scathing, lad. And honestly, it is kind of bad taste for me to pick a fight with you in a safe space for incels, so I'm sorry about that. This is your sub, after all.
1 Probably_NotThe_NSA 2018-02-17
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/07/30/blogs/insider-trump/insider-trump-tmagArticle.jpg
looks pretty good to me
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
He looks fine. Not someone I'd describe as handsome. Like, he's not hideous.
1 Probably_NotThe_NSA 2018-02-17
WTF.
he's strongly above average there. Also, 6ft3.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Serious? He looks so meaty, and his hair is ridiculous. Plus he's got fairly beady eyes. Tall and handsome are different things.
Once again, not saying hes not attractive. I personally think he's ugly, but at least he looks unique. He's just not classically handsome.
1 TreesnCats 2018-02-17
Ages 20 to 30
1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-17
Net worth: 10 billion dollars
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Dude, the fact Trump says he's worth 10billion doesn't mean he's worth 10billion, same with 14billion, 7billion, 9billion, etcetera.
1 BF8211 2018-02-17
We don't need the semantics, yes Trump probably lies about how much money he has/is worth, doesn't change the fact that he has enough to get sexy women to sleep with him lol.
1 SSPanzer101 2018-02-17
Seriously? Trump is the apex Chad! Chad of all Chads!
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Ugly,fat and untill recently in inescapable debt?
1 SpicyQualityMemes 2018-02-17
He openly admitted sexual assault and millions of roasties still voted for him.
He beat one of the most qualified candidates ever solely because of his charisma.
He even bullied a fellow incel (š¢) on stage.
Trump is the proof that chadness trumps intelligence.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
How? He himself would probably be an incell if he went born rich,so how?
1 AutomaticAdvantage 2018-02-17
He wouldn't be incel, dumbass. Stop coping cause he triggers you so badly. Fucking pathetic.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
You really think stupid and ugly it's attractive to women?
1 AutomaticAdvantage 2018-02-17
Well, young trump looks much better than you.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
And yet my broke ugly ass can still get laid
1 Vulcanoz12 2018-02-17
and trump cant?
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Not without cash he can't
1 chadeet 2018-02-17
(How the fuck would he be an incel)[[http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Young-Donald-Trump-8.png]
He looks exactly like the stereotypical blueblood 6'3" WASP silver spoon kid you see at any elite private college, these guys do not live in the same plane of existence as me
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
We know from photographic evidence he's shorter than 6'1" Obama.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
He's old as fuck, he shrunk you dumbass nigga.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Then assuming he doesn't wear lifts, which he probably does he shrunk no less than 3 inches. That's a lot
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
Old people shrink a lot.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
Trump is proof the bullies eventually win.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
True, not relivant,but true. Trumps also proud that bullied always think they're the victim
1 Probably_NotThe_NSA 2018-02-17
Dude is a billionaire POTUS, previously a mega celebrity who banged supermodels for a living. Probably the most famous person alive. Jesus, what else is above that?
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Except he's not a billionaire nor a megaceleberty.
1 Probably_NotThe_NSA 2018-02-17
Forbes puts him in at $3 billion. Also, he's probably the most famous human male alive so mega celebrity it is.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Forbes can put him at whatever they want.
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Is isn't was
1 t3hR4bb1t 2018-02-17
Oh and to answer your question, a fucking cockroach
1 Zangano1 2018-02-17
And most of them cant even achieve not being a landwhale
1 chadeet 2018-02-17
And for most of them it doesn't even make a difference
just get the rope
1 Hoops_Junkie2 2018-02-17
Fucking 70% of them can't do it. Unbelievable.
1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-17
They literally invented a movement called "fat acceptance" and "body positivity" to get around this one requirement. They had one job and they can't even manage to do that.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
because they don't need to, it's not even a hard limit for guys
1 genetic_scrap 2018-02-17
"Body positive"
Dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard.
1 OfSpock 2018-02-17
Nor can an equal number guys.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
The guy I'm married to has less education than me, has a shit credit score, was in a year-end job, isn't into nice haircuts or clothes and could barely rub two nickels together. But he was kind and self-less and worked hard to improve his own situation. We failed ALOT together and after 8 years we co-own a business together as well as a house and I'm a landwhale thanks to irreversible spinal damage and a shit metabolism.
Girls want a guy who wants to grow with them, not stay man-childs in your parents' basements forever.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
absolutely none of that addressed the image except education, I never said all of those were hard limits, you just try to collect as many as you can
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
None? She addressed the fact that your bullshit image doesn't account for people just being generally nice, not whiny little shits with major mommy issues.
1 BfHitMeThrowaway 2018-02-17
Look at mister Bambu acting like a tough daddy for his femoids
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-17
Nobody speaks ill of m'lady on bambu's watch
1 Krash_Gryphter 2018-02-17
"Tough daddy", dude, he's just calling a spade a spade
1 SpinxS 2018-02-17
nah, women want a man who is already successful in life, and they just leech to that person. ''grow with them'' trust me, if equality was really implemented, women would be bitter AF
beside whats wrong with living with your parents? your culture is just plain stupid.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
He wasn't living with his parents. In fact, I was living with my parents when we first met. He actually owned his own company but wasn't financially-savy at the time. He shut that company down and we started up our current company together a few years before we got married and I got my business degree. I went through my own financial ups and downs thanks largely to my dad that he also supported me through.
And statistically speaking, matriarichal societies tend to be more productive and more socially equal.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
All human matriarchal societies have failed, so...
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Actually, they're proving to be more popular, especially in companies. Female led companies tend to be more successful long term and have happier employees than male-led workplaces. So, technically, patriarchal societies are on the out.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
I love your lies.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Truth tends to be hard to swallow, I know.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
Keep trolling.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Cheers!
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
Keep trolling.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
will do. Thank you for the encouragement.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
EH EH EH
Don't tell them the truth, it scares them.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-02-17
LOL, spinal damage and shit metabolism. You're fat because you eat too much, fatty. You don't need to exercise to stay thin.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Riddle me this: If I cared what you thought of my weight why would I publicly self-identify as a landwhale?
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-02-17
Then why are you here?
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Because this public forum is public.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-02-17
Wow, you are dense. What business do you have here?
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
I've invested all the funds my liquid assets in you braincels. Mama needs to monitor her investment.
1 BfHitMeThrowaway 2018-02-17
LOOOL this femoid is the triggered. This is the funniest cope ever
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Femoid? lmfao
1 jaincel 2018-02-17
piece of shit bitch, what makes you think incels are unemployed ? I hope your boyfriend is behead and you are rape murdered
1 xbenagiL 2018-02-17
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THE METABOLISM MEME
KEEP COPING
1 SSPanzer101 2018-02-17
"This is where I keep my genetics, right next to the soda."
1 TheBigCon4800 2018-02-17
more like can't move before breaking down lol nerd
1 anonymousvirgin88 2018-02-17
Seriously though. The metabolism meme needs to die. Only a very very small handful of people on this planet have such a shit metabolism that they cannot lose weight and at that point it's a medical condition. I have a 'shit metabolism' and still managed to lose 60 pounds by just NOT EATING LIKE A FUCKING PIG.
She complains about 'manchildren' yet she has not grown up enough to take fucking responsibility for her weight and admit that she is fat because she eats too much. The spinal damage I can understand but don't blame you metabolism unless you have a literal medical condition.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
And yet I still get laid more than you do...
1 WhiteBlackPurple 2018-02-17
Getting laid as a woman is not an achievement.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Apparently it is if you're a landwhale. lmfao
1 WhiteBlackPurple 2018-02-17
Nah, bragging about getting laid as a female is like bragging about being able to breath. You need to be severely mentally retarded or disfigured to not be able to get sex as a woman.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Lol, whatever helps you sleep at night.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
kekek troll
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
word.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
So you're obese, he's attractive and committed to you, and you still hold it over his head that he used to be poor and isn't quite as handsome as you think he should be for your sake.
Yeah, you know what, I don't envy him at all. You're kinda making OP's point for him.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Update: yeah... anyone interested should check her posting history.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Guess you didn't read the part where I said we "failed together". And he doesn't care if you envy him or not. We're quite happy without you. lol
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Yeah, I read that part. My point still stands - you are obese, married to an attractive man who is committed to you, and bear a certain degree of resentment towards him for not being rich and even more attractive than he is. Thus, you are a good example of the issue that OP illustrates.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
I have no resentment over not being rich. We're comfortable and still young. And he's supported me through health problems since day 1. He's been there through the crying, depression, the specialists, the whole She-bang. I'm madly in love with him after 8 years together because money can't buy happiness.
I grew up in a family that was more focused on money than relationships (my dad's very driven ) and we were well off. If I wanted to be rich and miserable, I would have just stayed in my parents basement and take the easy job my brother did.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Okay. If this is genuine, I guess I stand corrected and if you're not being genuine then well, you're really good at hiding it. Either way, good for you and sorry for being an ass.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
It is genuine. I actually cut my father (And probably my inheritance) out of my life and I've never looked back. My husband is my partner and we came from different backgrounds but within 6 months of dating, his problems became my problems. I actually paid off his back taxes within the first year to unfreeze his accounts and then helped him learn to manage his finamces. He's helped me basically start from scratch. We both wouldn't be where we are today without each other.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Also, apology accepted. I get it, women can be aliens. But I promise you, we have emotions and compassion for others the same as you.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
I don't doubt that you do. It's just that your initial comment really did come across (to me at least) as "My husband is a loser. Where's your god now?"
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
I should have started with, "we were both losers in different ways" lol.
1 BlueChimpanzee1 2018-02-17
You must be a landwhale then
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Oh, so you can read?
1 Krash_Gryphter 2018-02-17
Look at all these dudes getting salty at your comment, and latching on to the only thing they can "make fun of", its atttudes like that they keep them from getting laid. I'm happy for you and your hubby, and your success. I was not a catch either when I met my wife, but I tried to focus on being a better version of my self every day, women respond to growth.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Awe, thanks. I'm not sussed about what a few bitter strangers on the internet think of me. And that's wonderful to hear about you and your wife.
And yeah, with fibromyalgia and spinal damage from multiple car accidents (I've been a passenger in 7 car accidents, different drivers, 2 were even on the bus) with heavy medication, it's led to some weight gain, unfortunately. I've given up alcohol, eat healthy and do as much exercise as I can when I can. But with spinal shots, nerves being pinched and a genetic defect in my spine to boot, shit ain't pretty.
I guess these guys don't realise that life throws everyone curve balls and we all have our own shit to deal with. Having sex and weight is usually the least of every functioning adults' problems.
1 LORD-THUNDERCUNT 2018-02-17
You disgusting pig
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Username checks out.
1 svn 2018-02-17
You are with a shit guy because you're a landwhale. Don't kid yourself.
1 Zombombaby 2018-02-17
Nah, he's a pretty amazing guy. I wouldn't trade him for anything.
1 SadIncel84 2018-02-17
This post is gold. It's so true.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Alrighty. - Don't have a job, hence reddit - I have friends online, if that helps - Good at Dark Souls, according to other people - NOPE - NOPE - I'm shy as dicks - High Functioning Autism - Not before this relationship, was sort of waiting for the right one - This one I did have - Eh. Average. - I am a nerd. - Bad skin. - I plan on it and so does she (spoilers) - Probably important, yes - Nope, terrified of cars - What - By two years, yes - No- she's actually very tall. I like it. - Technically yes? - This isn't even close to being true.
I have a girlfriend. Have had one for two years. Questions?
1 Hodgey54 2018-02-17
Your just one person, these are true for the majority of men
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
No, they are true for you. Not everyone is a muscle-head chad working 9-5 for sex. We are normal people.
1 Hodgey54 2018-02-17
These things are oddly specific, but they do signify healthy confident men, who was treated well from birth, most of us here are ostracized and looked at like we're some kind of science experiments just because we have subhuman faces
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
I look literally average. 5'10, 160 lbs. Many of you do too. It isn't always looks, my friend.
1 apx24 2018-02-17
Being good at Dark souls is a good thing. That game really does test your patience. I gave up.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Expected that to be the last thing people took from this but thank you. Playing Bloodborne first helped.
1 apx24 2018-02-17
I'm stuck on that gargoyle on that fucking first bell tower.
1 A_Temporary_Visitor 2018-02-17
There's a really good early-game weapon that can help you with that, but I don't want to spoiler anything for you if you're not interested. I only know where it is because my husband showed me. This list of 'requirements' should obviously include knowledge of Dark Souls, lol.
1 BfHitMeThrowaway 2018-02-17
The thing is that your girlfriend is probably as autistic as you. Which really doesn't matter, as any normal woman would reject your autistic ass in a heartbeat.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Said the incel.
I'll stick with the opinions of normal humans, who love me. Thanks for your insight, though. Enjoy being a bitter asshole.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Wrong. I've always been open about being a hopeless loser with no control over my sleep schedule lol.
Alright, neato.
Does it? Well then.
ok
False. Met through an art group. She was an artist, I was writing. Common interest.
Yes. It used to be to the point that human contact made me shiver and sort of get away, but a brief decade in therapy (nine years but who's counting) fixed that perfectly.
Fair enough. The aforementioned therapy helps.
Not giving out specific ages for fear of "oh ur just old" or "oh ur just young" but I am an adult by all legal applications.
Yes, make false assumptions to support a bogus argument, well done.
Alright.
My back is pretty fucked up, hard to gauge that but still.
Clearly she would be.
Yes, of course. Two kids. Boy and a girl.
If you say so.
How do you mean?
Once again, if you say so.
Bullshit statistic.
Goodie.
Wrong again. Blackpill is broken, inform the news.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-17
How in the fuck do you have a gf then? If anything this actually is more evidence in favor or the blackpill. Looks > personality once again.
1 TreesnCats 2018-02-17
You've never seen a normie exaggerate their social ineptitude? Happens every day on this terrible sub.
1 patheticsubhuman 2018-02-17
"Dude, just be confident. I know several morbidly obese 5'2" guys with cystic acne, neckbeards , and minimum wage jobs that have 8/10+ girlfriends who love sucking the smegma off their dick. Looks aren't everything, just be confident brooooo!!!"
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-17
lmfao, most normaloids in a nutshell
1 ivoryjubilee 2018-02-17
"Hehe I have so much social anxiety guys :p"
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
She's shy too. Aaaand I'm average looking at best. Like I've said many times before. Average height, average weight, pale, long brown hair that covers my eyes every now and then. Etc etc.
1 SSPanzer101 2018-02-17
Your right hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Middle school humor. Bringing it up a notch. I approve of the effort, my dude.
1 CreampiesforBlackVag 2018-02-17
Yeah, if you weren't white would she be with u
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Yes. Aaaand that's the reason many of you are here- making it all about pointless things.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Remember folks: People don't lie on the internet.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
r/braincels is perfect proof of people being completely honest and only adhering to facts and not paranoid delusions of how the world is /s
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Being actually empathetic will turn you into a monster.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
So tell us your story then.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
What do you want? Poor family, shitty neighborhood, neighbors were drug dealers, etc. Typical "shitty life" beginning, I guess. Parents never married. Hated each other.
Grew up. Went to school, both private and public. Even online school for a bit. Above average, people used to say really smart but I stopped caring (typical). So... A average. Roughly. Not above getting a D in a class I hate if it means skipping some class.
Never had an awesome job. Worked in shipping for a bit, worked for a shitty restaurant (I actually liked that job, though). Few others. You get the point.
Met a few girls here and there. Was almost always approached because I'm a gross shy bastard. Some I turned down, I took others. Most were pretty bad. Some were decent. Few lasted more than a few months.
Current girlfriend comes along. Met through art website. She was an artist. Pretty good. Turns out we had a lot in common, liked video games and other nerd stuff. Wanted the same things. Talked a lot. She approached me (sort of? through text, weirdly enough) and asked me a lot of questions after saying she really liked a guy she knew. Eventually after my questioning she said it was me. I immediately revealed I had been feeling stuff for her, too. For awhile. Was true.
Two years later, going strong. She makes me the happiest whenever we talk. Still need to get her to play Dark Souls, though.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Oh, so you're attractive.
Wasn't really expecting an interesting story, but it's still sort of a disappointment. Hope you enjoy your life of privilege, though by the sound of it you seem pretty bitter about not being privileged even more than you already are.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
No. I've said it many times. 5/10 is my best guess.
Hope you enjoy your life of assuming things with no premise whatsoever so you can continue believing that everything you think is correct. God damned fools lol.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Your self-assessment is kinda irrelevant given the fact that you were being consistently approached.
Oooh, somebody's angry that his great "struggles" in life are not being appreciated.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Your assessment, then, is pointless as well, right?
If you are not approached, you are instantly assumed Incel.
If you are, Chad.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
It figures that someone as pampered and spoiled as you would also be dumb.
No, that's not the logic I was applying there. Make an effort, dumbass.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
Pampered and spoiled. Whatever you wanna tell yourself to make you feel better. I've got no argument other than "I grew up poor as dicks and etc etc" but you guys just don't hear that sort of straightforward thinking anymore, I feel.
Yes, it is.
"I have a girlfriend and I'm normal looking"
"Oh, did you approach her?"
"No"
"Fkn Normie you're not average looking, clearly"
"What if I did approach her?"
"Then you're just another pussy-worshiper, NYEH"
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
That's my point though - you're apparently not intelligent enough to address the actual argument. Or you're just too angry over being called spoiled to do so, I don't know.
Either way, as long as you insist on relying on strawman arguments, fuck right off, son. Come back to me when you have something to reply to what I said, not what your imagination tells you.
1 Mister_Bambu 2018-02-17
There is no argument. You're just saying things with no meaning and assuming things to justify yourself. It's almost like a circlejerk but on your own.
1 Carkudo 2018-02-17
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's meaningless, though I'm sure you're at this point quite used to dismissing all manners of things as meaningless.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-02-17
he's literally 18 years old and comes here to act like he's imparting some great knowledge lmao, he's literally just a dumb child
1 ResentfulSoul 2018-02-17
I like landawhales
1 checkthelevel 2018-02-17
Pretty true. Girls have preferences and guys will fuck anything.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
And men have preferences too Difference is only women can actually act on their preferences, which are more social darwinian than men's preferences
1 shattered_mirror5 2018-02-17
You rate women on a scale and you want to say women are superficial?
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
I'll fuck any woman that's a 2-10, you freaks see 80% of men as below average, and therefore leave 63% of millenial men single.
1 shattered_mirror5 2018-02-17
And you think you can get laid by calling women freaks and making assumptions?
Most women donāt want to be fucked. Most women want to be loved, and then fucked by the man that loves them. Your comment reflects your total misunderstanding of women.
At the end of the day we are all going to be old and ugly. So what good is an attractive man with no personality? But even worse, what good is a self-proclaimed unattractive man that hates women and/or talks despicably about them?
You want to have a shallow relationship, just fucking any woman, but then complain that women are shallow towards you. The irony. If you were complaining about not being able to find love, then I could be more sympathetic.
1 mu_mikami 2018-02-17
fug...
1 Sirtrollington6969 2018-02-17
Kill yourself.
1 plantlover3 2018-02-17
āno noticeable disabilitiesā LMFAO
1 Two_Zero 2018-02-17
All you motherfuckers are fucking stupid.
1 KufoIV 2018-02-17
great argument
1 JoshOrSomething 2018-02-17
Idk if I see a girl that can't drive, no job at mom's place with no skills or goals in life I'm not going anywhere near that. This post makes no sense at all?
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
You are a minority
1 JoshOrSomething 2018-02-17
How so?
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
Men generally don't care about credentials from the opposite gender unless it interferes with their social status or circle too much for their tastes.
1 JoshOrSomething 2018-02-17
Alright have fun driving her everywhere while she leeches off of your work and contributes to absolutely nothing. I know you guys don't date a whole lot but trust me when I say the novelty of pussy wears off super fucking quick when you got a chick like that lol.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
I don't drive. She'd have to take an uber or have her parents drive her.
1 JoshOrSomething 2018-02-17
A girl with no job at all is going to use you like a credit card (if you have an income yourself that is), that's just a given.
In all honesty though this is shit you'll just learn on your own in time. You seem like a good dude (didn't flame me or auto-downvote me which is a plus in this sub) so I'm sure you'll learn in time.
1 Madeon929 2018-02-17
They demand too much.
Men only ask they you arenāt fat, at the least!
Jesus fuck!
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
fat is fine landwhale is different thing (although landwhales have no problem finding partners, so I dunno why this triggers people)
1 Madeon929 2018-02-17
What is your definition of fat?
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
Hahaha, you nerds really put the bar low when picking a partner.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
most "anti-incels" complain about that one preference, so you're the first one of them to say it's too high
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
So you are saying you would be happy with a girlfriend that does not work?
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
what does a college degree and a job have to do with intelligence?
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
What?
I was talking about having a dumb girlfriend or a girlfriend without a job. Which sucks.
What are you talking about?
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
First thing sucks agreed. Second thing only sucks if I'm using her for rent.
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
Both suck if you are trying to settle down my dude.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
Maybe, but only because of the economy
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
You also don't have to be muscular, if that was the case I would have been single forever.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
I know, the only hard limit there is "taller" for women. They just try to collect as many as they can.
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
To be fair, having a job is kinda a "must" for most humans, regardless of gender. Maybe it is just me but I would find a partner without a job a lot less attractive.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
meh, I have a job, but am healthier without one
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
You do you fam, I like money and spending it.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
But generally yea I agree that while muscles can increase attraction by 2x, they aren't necessary
1 WhiteBlackPurple 2018-02-17
A good looking but very dumb and submissive girlfriend that does everything I want? Sounds awesome.
I make enough money that this wouldn't matter.
1 NoTimeForCucks 2018-02-17
The ones on the left don't seem hard at all. I can lie about having sexual experience and if you define succeed then it could mean anything.
1 A_Temporary_Visitor 2018-02-17
There's something important you're missing here: women don't want partners who expect nothing of them. If your only requirement is that your partner be female and breathing, you aren't seeing her as a partner--or a person--at all, just an interchangeable sex object. A real relationship is based on friendship, and that means really seeing the other person. When you see someone as a person, you see their qualities, and you care about what they bring to the table, how you complement each other, and how you can work well together as a team.
Every woman will have a unique list of things she's looking for in her partner, and it may not look much like this one. You should have a list of things you're looking for, too. Respect yourselves and women that much.
1 Incel9876 2018-02-17
Women don't want partners who expect nothing of them, because they want men with options (SMV). Everything else, you're completely wrong about, women will gladly be sexual objects for the right men, even knowing that there is almost zero chance for any relationship.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
yuuuup
1 A_Temporary_Visitor 2018-02-17
Lots of people (male and female) have sex or get into relationships for shallow reasons, but a relationship with no substance isn't going to get you a "life partner". Every successful long term relationship I know--including my own--is based on a meaningful connection between two people with compatible values, interests, skills, and goals. In a real relationship, you'll have to face real adversity. You'll want someone in your corner who'll stand by you when things are hard. Anything less is not worth having.
1 throwaway27464829 2018-02-17
Lol ok
1 SickMuseArrow 2018-02-17
I wish, but no
1 dslyker 2018-02-17
Delusional. Men don't settle with a non fatty. Women have to bring a lot to the table to be considered for marriage
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
Because men don't have to, not being a fatty isn't even a hard limit for men.
1 dslyker 2018-02-17
This said life partner. Not fuck hole. 90% of men don't marry the first woman they get to bang unless she's marriage material. Being skinny isn't the only prerequisite to marriage. They need to be emotionally stable, smart, healthy to have kids etc.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
I don't know the statistics on landwhales and relationships, but I suspect it's not as bad as incels.
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-02-17
All women want is cock, big, thick long cock.
1 SyntheticTeapot 2018-02-17
gross.
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
$$$$$
1 CHAD_THUNDERCUCK 2018-02-17
Not only can he check all of the career and finance criteria but he is tall and wasn't always fat.
1 sailorgangordie 2018-02-17
Net worth: 10 billion dollars
1 fatchancebud 2018-02-17
because they don't need to, it's not even a hard limit for guys
1 SSPanzer101 2018-02-17
Seriously? Trump is the apex Chad! Chad of all Chads!
1 genetic_scrap 2018-02-17
"Body positive"
Dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard.
1 A_Temporary_Visitor 2018-02-17
There's a really good early-game weapon that can help you with that, but I don't want to spoiler anything for you if you're not interested. I only know where it is because my husband showed me. This list of 'requirements' should obviously include knowledge of Dark Souls, lol.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
David Bowie, Adrien Brody, David Tennant, Paul Weller, Alex Turner, Peter capaldi, Joseph Gordon Levitt. Just off the top of my head. Famously attractive men with thin faces, chins, jaws. There are a lot of types of handsome.
The reason I think Trump is ugly isn't some subconscious thing I can't quite put my finger on. He's got a sort of meaty head, puffy skin, terrible hair, and beady eyes. Very much not my idea of handsome.
1 Dio_Landa 2018-02-17
You also don't have to be muscular, if that was the case I would have been single forever.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Ehh, it's not that you don't make sense, you make perfect sense in how awful you all are.
1 CharltonBeston 2018-02-17
Sick burn dude. I'd better go cry into my active sex life.
1 chissme 2018-02-17
Sorry I can't be as scathing as you.
1 Stagetail 2018-02-17
I love your lies.