You are forgiven, inceltears. Come home, my brothers.

120  2018-02-14 by mens-libthrowaway

148 comments

But first they get 20 lashes from the rope for their sins

wise words

20, more like 200

Marxist-Rodgerist Paradigm

lmao

They're literally a knock-off brand of incels. All of the shitty personality, but none of the humor.

....y'all think you're funny to anyone who isn't a virgin?

Normies regularly come here and tell us that this sub and it's memes are hilarious

You clearly misunderstand. It's schadenfreude. We come to you for the funny cringe. Not because you people are clever or anything

Lol @ this cope and your need to save face and prove to us.

Mope the dope, took a rope with no hope.

U are coping so hard bro. Come to our side. This meme was targeted @ u. Just relax and let in come naturally bro. Just stop coping

I first coped when I was 13...no one told me just one was all it took to get addicted. Before I knew it I was stealing bills from my mom's purse and waiting on the corner by the old Citgo just trying to score some cope. You still have the time, save yourself, don't cope and end up like me.

Come home, brother. Wash yourself of sin and join us.

I think the culture is hilarious. In a good way. It’s very self-aware, there’s a deeply embedded vernacular and references, they’re often quite clever, and even though the subject matter is often “dark” the whole thing is typically really tongue-in-cheek and fun if you’re not completely socially retarded and incapable of taking everything you hear literally.

Some shit is cringy and I disagree with some/most of the content here, but it’s still typically enjoyable to read and the perspective is interesting and as valid as any other.

You're incel tho you can't speak for people who come here for shits and giggles

No I’m not wat

Get used to that. Everyone who disagrees with these guys is an incel and gets dismissed as such.

I don’t plan on bringing it up or anything, it’s reddit and idc what people associate me with here but like if the point you’re making is dependent on that then yeah I’m gonna say something

I just find it sad. “You're an incel tho“ and suddenly everything you say is wrong because you must be a hateful piece of shit.

You don't even have to have posted on incels before, I got called an incel so many times before I started posting here simply for voicing mild socially conservative opinions regarding sexuality.

Your flair is literally "dreamcel" bruh

I can make it say self made billionaire too but I don’t think that’s going to convince anyone.

Anyway https://i.imgur.com/PAi0YPR.png

Oh yeah, your girlfriend sounds so real. I bet if you left a cucumber on your couch it would pickle.

You caught me! 😩

lel dude, because he's here doesn't mean he's an incel. nhehehehe

Didn't say it did.

Life is weird, a retard is calling me a retard. Takes one to know one, eh?

I mean okay but that would still make you one 🤷‍♂️

I know that I'm ignorant of life and people around me. I know nothing of the universe around me. But I live and I learn, if only a small thing, one thing at a time.

Woah dude you're so deep I almost drowned

Yeah, that was grandiose but the point still stands.

I almost drowned

SO CLOSE

BUT BUT BUT UR INCel DOO deRRRRRRR says bitchass soyboy who spends ALL DAY AND NIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIng over this sub. wondering to himself how can people criticize M"LADYS. I SHALL DEFeND HER HONOR IN FUCKING CHAD, THIS WILL GET ME LAID EVENTUALLLY. nope, youre still a virgin spending his days making fun of people who have a hard time getting laid.

YOU ARE PATHETIC

bitch ass-soyboy


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

BITCH ASS-SOYBOY FOR LOAF

This actually made me laugh, see you guys are funny just not in the way you're trying to be.

laugh with tears

lets see a picture of you. i want to see the pathetic guy who spends his days making fun of others. an internet keyboard warrior is all you are, very pathetic.

It's funny how it tries to convince itself he isn't pathetic. But we all kno he is.

No thanks I'm not interested in being a part of your spank bank, creep. But nice to have confirmed that you guys really do see sexual appeal of other men as word of God.

Hope you have a roomy closet

So you're about a 1/10 like i expected. People who have something to hide act like you. You harass people all day long on their looks, won't show a pic. says A LOT about you.

keep laughing in text form, i know IRL you're crying

I actually never comment on any of your looks and never have because I really don't care what other men look like. Just your personalities. So your whole comment is off base lol. I'm crying for you tho baby

and your personality? Do you tell women the truth? "yea i sit around most days and downvote and harrass people who have a hard time in life". great personality man

Oh yeah I totally do that all the time, that's why all my posts are at the same time of day, at the same time of the week, where I happen to be at my job where it happens to be slow at predictable intervals. Also I'm not harassing people who just have a hard time, those people are chill. It's just the cringey kids who hate women I'm harassing. If you self-identity and get butt hurt about it, that's your perogie homie

Go on fighting m'ladys honor ser neckbeard

Mfw if you look at my submissions you can literally see I'm arguing with feminists right now lol. But apparently I'm a neckbeard 🤷‍♂️

FAKE NEWS! Even our dedicated hate group laughs at our memes.

Oh, I'm so ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

  • GlitterBambina, IncelTards moderator 2018

This other guy is an idiot, the fact that anyone needs to come here to make a point and get mad shows that they are the type of cuck that pepe is reaching a helping hand to in this meme

Yep, IMO it's pretty pathetic that people literally go out of their way to get butthurt by the stuff here. Even the name is kinda sad tbh. Just goes to show how salty they are.

You fucking cuck lol. You're so soft, BWAHAHA

Easy there, don't wanna break your laugh box.

this sub is f'n hilarious.

inceltears on the other hand is downright pathetic. you spend all day and night downvoting and making fun of others. What kind of loser does that?

/r/incels was top tier humor years ahead of its time. not sure about braincels though, reddit doesn't allow the old type of posting.

Well, we'll adapt, I'm sure.

y'all

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ride 'em cowboy

YEEHAW PARDNER THAT ONE ROOTIN TOOTINIST POST THERE HOSS

Totally unexpected original joke!

Oh look more normtrooper sarcasm. Do you fuckin idiots have an off switch?

Yeah but the damn thing is stuck. You got some WD-40?

Stuck like Tyrones cock in your girlfriends ass?

What?! Tyrone is MY man! I'll show that bitch

This needs to be an auto-response bot, like the ones we had on the old sub, to respond to "y'all."

I'm not a virgin and think they're funnier than you humorless, self-righteous fucks.

Jill doesn't count

What?

He's so broken he can't spell.

Leave this fool to his crumbling play house.

I never did get that Polly Pocket Dream House 3000 with windable ceiling fans I wanted :(

Also what? English motherfucker, do you speak it

Your posts are becoming increasingly incomprehensible. People often become very agitated when they encounter ideas which go against the grain of their conditioning but which they can't logically refute. Please take a break and come back when you're willing to be honest and open.

People often become very agitated when they encounter ideas which go against the grain of their conditioning but which they can't logically refute.

They also pretend to take the piss and put up a brave front. I.E. they take you literal and try to pass it off as being witty.

I never did get that Polly Pocket Dream House 3000 with windable ceiling fans I wanted :(

Even FA guys have better memes and are funnier than self-righteous IT drones.

The Robin Williams effect.

was he super happy during mrs. doubtfire

Drones?

Robots. Completely lacking in sense of humor, parody, and satire. Even autists like me have more of this than those IT drones.

Ok just wondering. Just found it to be an amusing term.

Maxcel comics are so terrible lol.

For real, pretty sure after enough exposure to them you'll lose IQ points.

No St. BlackOps2Cel?

Appearing in the same image as an unwashed, unenlightened cuck would lower St. BlackOps2cel (pbuh)

depicting the prophet touching a normie would be a crime punishable by death

There is no god but Allah and St. BlackOps2Cel is his messenger (pbuh)

Incellah

No, not his image. But written in text, that we have St.BlackOps2Cel while they don't.

How long until the autists repost this

You called it.

Of course they reposted it, they have no humor of their own

HIGH quality meme

"Light hearted venting."

Nobody said "light hearted". We serve a particular brand of autist humour here. Don't like it - tough tits Tiffany.

It literally says "light hearted" on the picture.

you saw nothing

ooooohhh

If the sidebar said "here we jump from the roof", would you believe that too?

Yes, because it is. Words on a computer screen can't hurt anyone. And if you choose to be hurt by them, that's your problem, and you should probably consider offing yourself, because you're too pathetic to live.

That's a great light-hearted response you've just demonstrated, thanks for clarifying.

Are you guys becoming self-aware? I see a slight glimmer of recognition here.

Uhh, literally the entire point of incels is being aware of how ugly and subhuman we are.

No, no, I mean being aware your personalities and victim complex are beyond ironic and pure malicious internalized projections. As well as consciously choosing the mindset that "the entire point of incels" is wallowing in self-hatred and and isolation and the pure level of inflammatory spite and outward blame being a self-fulfilling prophecy of why you are undesirable in the first place.

Nobody wants to date anyone that routinely declares they are ugly pieces of shit that hates women. Why would someone want to date a self-described woman-and-self hater? Or do you just believe you should date them whether or not they want to? I am genuinely curious to hear your answer. What's worse, people not wanting to date a walking black hole or people being forced to be intimate with said black hole?

Most incels, (me at least) come here just to vent our frustrations. We don’t actually go around calling ourselves pieces of shit like it’s a conversation starter. I know I am deep down inside, so why sugarcoat it? And I don’t really hate women either. Again, it’s just venting. I mean, if incels truly hated women, why would we constantly bitch about them all the time not being with us? I hate the fact that they are shallow and say that personality is all that maters whole so obviously that’s not true. If I was in a relationship I wouldn’t be calling my GF a slut or a roastie. Online I do though.

. I mean, if incels truly hated women, why would we constantly bitch about them all the time not being with us?

It'd be more accurate to say we hate most people.

Oh, you don't hate women, because you wouldn't call your girlfriend derogatory names. That's reassuring to hear. I am sure your future girlfriend would love to see what you called her online before she made her mistake, or take comfort that you wouldn't talk like a savage if she is actually your girlfriend! But she'd have to get there first, and, uh....what you guys are doing here is the exact opposite way to gain womenly favor.

Because I am sure if you spend most of your onlinr time dedicated to how much you suck and how worthless women are, you won't show a hint of that outwardly, right? Spending all of your time bitter about a subject, saying things about it that makes paint peel off the wall, surely won't have at least a subconscious influence on how you interact with women at all! Suggesting saying unironic, nasty things every day about an entire group of people would affect how you treat them or worsen how you percieve them is so silly, I know :)

So I can rant about how much I want to gun down Jews because they hijacked the socioeconomic structure right? Again, it's just venting. I may spend 98% of my online time dedicated to dissecting exactly why they are disgusting subhumans, but I don't actually hate Jews. Again, it's just venting. I don't actually call them disgusting slurs. Online I do though.

Its not deep down its all surface, you are a piece of shit.

Do you think incels approach women and say "hi I'm an ugly piece of shit and I hate women "

No,I think that anyone who repeats that they are ugly pieces of shit who hate women every hour of the day probably gives off an offputting and unappealing vibe.

Blah blah, normies are Markov bots.

Women are going WGTOW, most of them, don't pretend like most young men (and most young men aren't being selected by women) meet this criteria.

Lost it at "I'd love to meet a guy just like you" lmao

Marxism-rodgersism = truth

this is beautiful and I have saved it, perfectly shows the patheticness of those cucktears uncle toms

Because hating woman cuz you can't get laid isn't pathetic

and talking about those guys all day and crying about what they say isn't more pathetic

Yes it is. Jews that don't hate nazis are pathetic, blacks that didn't hate their slavekeepers were pathetic, victims that don't hate their bullies are pathetic.

Incels that don't hate women are pathetic.

Are you really so delusional that you're comparing yourself to Jews in world war 2 and ALL woman to Nazis.. wtf?

What's wrong with the comparison? Jews were abused physically and mentally by a system that hated them.

Incels are abused physically and mentally by a system that hates them.

Jews might have been abused more severely, I'll give you that, but that doesn't mean that incels are not abused too.

Incel is a self proclaimed identity. Woman do not absuse you, you can't actually believe that every woman in the world hates you. There is no system out to get you in abuse you. But you are sick.

Incel is a self proclaimed identity.

No, you are born an incel. You either win the genetic lottery, or you don't.

Woman do not absuse you

Yes, they do. Zero romantic success for decades is extremely mentally abusive and damaging.

There is no system out to get you in abuse you.

I'm forced to pay taxes (unwillingly part with a part of labor, thus the physical abusive) for a system that doesn't value me and actively oppresses me.

You are not born an "incel" you're unlikeable and choose to call yourself and socialize with this sub.

You being unwanted isn't abuse, no one owes you any thing.

You pay taxes for same reason everyone does wtf? You're valued by our government like everyone else, you can vote and all that.. idk what you're talking about.

You are not born an "incel"

Wrong. Read what I wrote above, you are born an incel.

You being unwanted isn't abuse, no one owes you any thing.

Why are others owed to part of my labor then? If nobody owes anybody anything than I should not be forced to pay taxes.

You're valued by our government like everyone

No, I'm not.

Taxes are for roads and fireman andpk

Should all be voluntary, pick and choose where you want to contribute, don't be forced into it (especially not at gunpoint, which is consequence if you don't pay taxes - bad men with guns will come to oppress and subjugate you).

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LMAO, he realized he dun goofed.

Abuse is active. Youre just not being willingly fucked unless you pay for it, thats not abuse at all its just you having a small ego. Jews were hunted, put into gaschambers, killed & humilated. Please grow the fuck up. What System is abusing you? No System at all. Women not sleeping with you unpaid is a fuckin bullet dodged for them because you are the actual kind of person to turn abusive and controlling. If any girl developed sincere feelings for you she would plain and simply turn miserable because youre incapable of seeing others as human.

What System is abusing you? No System at all.

The system that forces me to pay taxes. Women don't want to fuck me willingly? Fine. Forcing somebody todo something they don't want to is immoral.

Why then am I forced to pay taxes for a system that doesn't put any value in me? Why is it so hard to understand that being forced to pay taxes is immoral.

Because point A doesnt connect to point B. You not having women all over you craving your dick doesnt have anything to do with taxes. Taxes arent only being used on women - if your argument is that you dont want any percentage of your money used on them, thats still kinda illogical since taxes are used more generally than being given to anybody directly, and it doesnt depend on gender and in a way it is to your own benefit too.

I don't want to have any of my money used on other people, not women in general. Please tell me why forcing me, by using guns and violence, to pay taxes is moral and the action of a good person. Please go ahead.

If it doesnt have anything to do with women why are you bringing this up in a 'discussion' where you go on about how much you hate women?

Because this is actually way more important to me than women, I can buy all the sex I want with money. Money is the #1 thing I value in life.

And it has something to do with forcing other people to do stuff they don't want to do (rape). If rape is unjustified, which it is, why is forcing somebody to pay taxes justified?

But it doesnt add anything to the discussion at all.. Other than you venting.

Eh, I get that you might not be capable of emotionally feeling anything for victims of rape (which can include guys being victims of rape btw, you seem like the type of person to not be aware of that.) or simply not understanding the depth of the pain that is experienced through it.. But I still wanna say it, comparing literally anything to rape just isnt a good idea. If you arent confident in your argument of taxes being bad because.. And have to compare it to rape to make it appear stronger, then maybe thats not a good way to present your argument since it just looks like your argument doesnt have any standing on its own. These two arent compareable in any way that has value. Doing so is pretty disrespectful.

As a rule of thumb to the topic of taxes I would say, others pay for you too if you think about it. Thats kind of how taxes work. How well taxes money in the end is used or how 'just' it is that payment of it is law is another topic.

But it doesnt add anything to the discussion at all.. Other than you venting.

Wrong, it adds very much to the discussion. By supporting one form of violence (statist subjugation of innocent laborers) you are implicitly supporting all other forms of violence and subjugation.

Who are you to say which form of subjugation and oppression is worse? Who are you to say who has it worse and who feels more emotional trauma? I have never oppressed anyone, never forced anyone to do something they don't want to, I don't support any form of violence or oppression -- which puts me in the morally superior position.

As a rule of thumb to the topic of taxes I would say, others pay for you too if you think about it. Thats kind of how taxes work.

No, that's not how taxes work. There are net payers, and net beneficiaries. If you are of the former type you have any right to be angry at the parasites and leeches.

Proclaiming yourself as the one in a morally superior position doesnt hold much ground. Its great that you have the basic human decency not to rape people but lets be honest that doesnt put you in any morally superior position whatsoever, it just shows that you arent total fucking scum.

Rape is traumatizing, paying taxes is not. Rape is violating almost every boundary a person has, its a lot more than just entering someones body with force, its the same as torture and leaves longlasting psychological damage depending on the kind of rape it also leaves physical damage. Rape is clearly worse. I am judging which is worse because I know what being raped is like, which you do not. You clearly dont have the capability to empathize even slightly with the reality or pain of others, my opinion is if the only thing you are capable of seeing is yourself then you do not deserve a point of view.

How can you possibly even think that paying taxes is on any level to be compared to rape? Your definition of rape seems to be very oversimplified. For example, a girl of a very young age being forced into rape by death threats, or having her close family threatened if she does not obey - the rape reoccuring over the course of two years, most rape does include its fair share of emotional manipulation besides the rape, I doubt whatever you feel when having to pay taxes is compareable to the constant knowledge that one wrong move can snap someone elses neck, that you have to take on this fully fake persona to keep things in the way that is least painful, which is still pretty painful since in general rapists are sadists, then of course the side-effects rape and esp. prolonged sexual abuse has neurologically on the brain - as in your brain structure changes, traumatization changes how your brain works, Amygdala overreacts sends you into fight/flight/freeze when it is not appropiate, because each time the rape occurs your brain gets taught to fall into the survival mechanism of the brain a little faster. The Hippocampus is negatively affected by traumatization, your prefrontal cortex is also being wrecked - your brain is now trying to process memories it cannot possibly process that means you will get mentally ill and it will worsen your short-term memory by a lot. Endure that, having to smile at your rapist eitherway, not even being allowed to show how you actually feel - neither anger or sadness is a emotion you are allowed to feel other than if you want to trigger your rapists sadism, or maybe his vague self-awareness that he does not want to be reflected as a monster in somebodys eyes afterall. Having to hold your tongue while you want nothing more but to kill this person, but you have to always keep acting. Obviously a hostage situation is a more extreme example. But the brain and its different areals is ALWAYS very negatively affected with each traumatization, even if a rape only occurs one time. Seriously comparing any of this to paying taxes is laughable. Excuse my lengthy explanation as it most likely will not have used anything, but I suppose a small part of me hoped that youre seriously just not aware even by sheer logical reasoning of what damage rape causes.

If paying taxes is that bad then please show me a MRI Scan of your brain and tell me how badly it has influenced your daily functioning.

Damn, that's a wall of text. Not reading and going over everything.

any morally superior position whatsoever, it just shows that you arent total fucking scum.

I'm in the morally superior position because I don't condone any use of violence. You apparently have to justify just how bad rape is so you can feel better about yourself for supporting the subjugation and oppression of innocent laborers.

Rape is traumatizing, paying taxes is not.

Says who? You? My opinion is just as valid as yours, sorry. Saying that one trauma is worse than the other trauma is irrelevant. You should simply stop supporting any use of violence and the resulting oppression.

Oh, please tell me how paying taxes has permanently changed your brain and traumatized you. Please, go ahead.

Also I literally didnt say that being forced to pay taxes cant be considered as unfair or whatever, im literally not even fighting you on this. Im just telling you comparing the two is as idiotic as it gets.

Then we have nothing further to discuss, that's the only thing I wanted to hear really. Using violence to force others to do something they don't want to do is (almost) never morally justified.

Im just telling you comparing the two is as idiotic as it gets.

No, it's not. You can't look into the mind of other people and tell them: lol, you are not suffering! Why do people like you always try to do shit like this? You. simply. do. not. know.

I acknowledge that getting raped must feel shitty, you should acknowledge that being forced to pay insane taxes also feels shitty (I'm forced to give away more than 50% of the time I spend working to the state).

You dont understand what rape does a person at all if you assume that it just feels 'shitty'. If you cannot grasp it through emotional empathy please consider atleast going the logical route of being aware that a traumatization is not only a 'emotional' injury but that it changes a persons brain, it is neurological damage. Its very measureable. I explained it in the text of wall you were to rude to read.

I am defending this because the comparison of paying taxes to the damage rape causes.. Does actually belittle the suffering rape causes in a person by so much. Its not right. As you put it, its not morally justified.

Please stop comparing the two.

Inceltearcels should admit their situation. There would be more dignity in it.

Just checked over there. They're doing anything but.

cant wait to see this on IT and see how mad they get lol

Who did this?

😂 fucking lmao, good bot.

I did. The original art belongs to someone from the first version of /r9k/

Don't forgive those that have been cruel in life. They don't deserve it for partially ruining ugly peoples lives with bulling

What’s the Roastbeef question?

"Lay down and relax" XD

LOL @ blue pilled incels.

Can you make this with "anti-incels" on the left so I can actually share this?

We should not be angry at them, we should pity them. I feel sorry for their existence.

True. They are suffering

More than we will ever suffer. We are abused by women but IT posters are abused and manipulated to being cucks. Sad really.

😂😂😂 this is made by a brilliant person

LAY DOWN AND RELAX LMAO

Using Pepe memes in 2018 let Pepe die

Lol @ this cope and your need to save face and prove to us.

I think the culture is hilarious. In a good way. It’s very self-aware, there’s a deeply embedded vernacular and references, they’re often quite clever, and even though the subject matter is often “dark” the whole thing is typically really tongue-in-cheek and fun if you’re not completely socially retarded and incapable of taking everything you hear literally.

Some shit is cringy and I disagree with some/most of the content here, but it’s still typically enjoyable to read and the perspective is interesting and as valid as any other.

FAKE NEWS! Even our dedicated hate group laughs at our memes.

Oh, I'm so ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

  • GlitterBambina, IncelTards moderator 2018

Because hating woman cuz you can't get laid isn't pathetic

You fucking cuck lol. You're so soft, BWAHAHA